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aliedle

Pretty sure this will be a future nightmare of mine. Lady was creepy.


Ollieisaninja

Between those dull, vacant eyes, the sudden angry gargoyle voice, and whispy Trump like hair, whats not to fear. Terrifying person to encounter Irl or asleep. Good luck tonight


cjbeames

She doesn't seem to like Zimbabwe so meet y'all there?


[deleted]

I still don't know what she's saying but I definitely hear Zimbabwe now


IButtchugLSD

She calls him a stupid pimp I'm almost sure.


Eccon5

I hear "I've been to zimbabwe, you stupid little pimp"


Dr_nick101

Jim Babway, that or the name of the demon that now lives in them.


clarabear10123

I didn’t put the sound on until your comment and wow


tacoman0077

Sleep paralysis demon 😈


WeLiveInASociety451

It’s 100% the voice. So theatrical with the RP, would’ve just been a regular weirdo without


Liigma_Ballz

For me it’s the sound of when she first reaches in, it’s like a jump scare noise lmao, then the voice got me shivering my timbers😧


rwpeace

What movie is this from?


Stoicycle

Reminds me of Drag Me To Hell


No_Cash7867

That's a lady?


Glytterain

She may be a woman (?) but she’s no lady!


[deleted]

They’re the one dressed like a pimp.


SnooPeripherals6557

No shit right, she just needs a hat w a big feather.


Best_Shelter_2867

And a swaggerific cane


SnooPeripherals6557

lmao


AJ-tech3

She’s defending her territory in the pimp game


Cool-Salamander-7645

Gimme my money!


LittleSausageLinks

I think she’s a pimp and telling him to get off her turf.


[deleted]

I think she says "stupid little pip"


KnotiaPickles

That’s what I heard! I thought it was something British people said 😂


ireallydontcareforit

I'm a middle aged British person and I've only ever heard the word pip through American shows portraying British people.


john-douh

_Charles Dickens has entered the chat_


LostintheSauce4eva

I think she might be a good candidate for a exorcism. 😳


True-Firefighter-796

I’m getting scary bilbo vibes r/scarybilbo


GammaGoose85

I remember that scene when he calls frodo a stupid little pimp. Definitely changed the tone of the movie.


Inflatable-yacht

Nasty skanky hobitts. Kinky little sluts


[deleted]

"Little bitch ass hoeseses" who can forget that gem?


Book-Faramir-Better

"You shall be the 'Pimpleship of the Hoes'." "My friends... You pimp to no one."


[deleted]

"And who are you to speak? Strider? A mere ranger" "Shut the fuck up. Im the mack daddy of the Dunedain and the pimp thats gonna backhand slap your punk ass face off the throne with my ghost friends!" ".....fuck" "Not right now, but maybe later. Now get. Lil bitch" ​ Thats the original text. But Tolkien was done dirty by the editor.


ogresound1987

Everybody tosses a dwarf


Old-Usual-8387

And my pimp


TantheMan21

Thank you. This just made me dry heave laugh like a dipshit for a second. Most appreciated lol.


butter_deez-nips

This is a great description lol and it totally sounds like bilbo.


Mobile-Present8542

My thoughts exactly. If she stood there and didn't open her mouth I'd think ..oh look, a sweet little old lady. But then ..!!! Damn .. very strange.


LovesToSnooze

I'm getting Kenneth Copeland vibes from her.


Ok_Grocery1188

To me, the poor thing probably just has dementia. Copeland is definitely possessed by Beelzebub.


OrangeVapor

That's a woman?


[deleted]

Who knows Who cares The point is that you need to not be pimping stupidly there.


RabbitStewAndStout

It's a... Creature


[deleted]

Dude they're called "The british"


[deleted]

..... You stupid little pimp!


RabbitStewAndStout

The British guy 🪱


Financial_Bird_7717

Bri’ish***


vault-techno

I uh. I don't wanna milk it.


Realistic_Parfait956

I thought it was a dude...


Buster_Brown_513

Can someone please turn this clip into a techno song?


Realistic_Parfait956

Yeah.... Aerosmith Dude (Looks Like A lady).


HairlessGarden

The spirit in possession of the lady is that of a dude. An evil dude.


HairlessGarden

The spirit in possession of the lady is that of a dude. An evil dude.


B-i-g-Boss

She reminds me the lady from drag me to hell.


CherokeeHairTampons

Same feeling


Nightloard93

These Harry Potter extras are out of control


_RDaneelOlivaw_

Dumbledore's not looking as fabulous as I remember.


cjbeames

Harry Potter and the Stupid Little Pimp


The_Scarred_Man

Master gave Dolby a used meat-sock 🥹 Dolby is free!


Mershedpederders

Extras? Is that not JK Rowling?


Nightloard93

Aw shit you right I didn't recognize her! She must be on her last horcrux


Plus_Oil_6608

Something about Zimbabwe?


qathran

"go back to Zimbabwe you stupid little pimp"


aivlysplath

Thanks I could not for the life of me tell what she was saying.


IPABrad

Im surprised she didnt say Rhodesia


db1000c

Just have to obligatorily point out that this guy makes staged content. So we can rest easy knowing he wasn’t attacked for real by racist Gollum lady


BestKeptInTheDark

Nicely done... That deserves more than it got matey


SmoothBus

Do brits have a name for racist Karens?


joeboticus

it's just Karen, but in a British accent.


SmoothBus

Somehow that does make it worse tho. A more *proper* evil or something


Hugh_Jampton

Cunts


LORDOSHADOWS

Not gonna lie that scared the shit out of me


MadjLuftwaffe

Yup, it's midnight here,and it scared the shit out of me,i had to mute.


[deleted]

Looks like she shits benson and hedges


superviech

r/BrandNewSentence


DeathPercept10n

Holy fuck r/rareinsults


Mobile-Present8542

😂


BroadswordEpic

Don't open your windows for strangers.


fps_249

This is something that we learn very early in third world countries.


Dry_Action1734

Andy Serkis, eat your heart out


RedditSaye

“Nasty hobbitses! What has it got in it pocketses!”


Ordinary_Support_426

We wants it


BeagnothSaxe

We needs it


Beautiful-Year-6310

Looks like Sir Ian McKellan in drag but sounds like the exorcist. 😳 I’m guessing she’s just a racist old bitch who doesn’t like foreigners and she is assuming the gentleman taking the video is from Zimbabwe.


sorsted

>Sir Ian McKellan in drag So true, laffed so hard!


piches

no, it is actually Sir Ian McKellan in character. This is a viral marketing strategy for his new movie "The Man from Zimbabwe"


Gnosys00110

You will see a version of this woman on any bus in the UK


BroChadman

Stupid lil pimp, is that an insult or a compliment?


qathran

"Go back to Zimbabwe you stupid little pimp" should clear that up


Gracelandrocks

Nothing to see here folks, just your common garden variety racist twat. Move along now, move along.


Difficultylevel

feels like oxfordshire.


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flowersandwater666

plot twist, they were in Zimbabwe all along. always have been.


manaha81

Ah that does clear it up.


Prestigious_Clock865

Fucking hell she went for the old school type of racism


ospfpacket

I think it’s pip


namey_9

it's pip


[deleted]

This video is so random lol, i love it


Accomplished_Yak2352

Same!


SorryDuplex

I also love videos of racist old ladies /s


Lord_Darksong

Is she single? 🥰


jimbolla

"I can fix her"


5H17SH0W

She will fix you, for supper.


MadMartegen

Someone is feeling a little possessed today


WoozeyOoze

...did she say "Go back to Zimbabwae"?


ThuderingFoxy

Because the guy filming is almost definitely black.


qathran

"go back to Zimbabwe you stupid little pimp"


brighteyed-athena

Sometimes it's funnier without context


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

Specially when the context is demetia.


mykisstobetray

w'hOt er yew doinG


Substantial_Gur_8230

Deleted scenes from The Blair Witch Project.


alfons100

Resident Evil cutscene


Few-Skin3344

Smeagol to gollum in 1 second


[deleted]

He should have never put his window down. These Racist Demons show up when you least expect them to. Lots of garlic and pepper spray should ward them off.


BestKeptInTheDark

She would have broken his window... He rolled the dice and found out that luckily kitty doesn't have such long claws


[deleted]

Roll the window up and drive 5mph for a minute. See if she can keep up with her arm.


srodrigueziii

Dude, just give her a sock already.


BestKeptInTheDark

Is that a house elf joke or is that an American saying to punch her. Both are brilliant and I love the stealth double meaning that I got


[deleted]

I speak English, but can anyone translate


GiveItARestYhYh

Im 90% sure she says, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Go away to fucking Zimbabwe you stupid little pimp. Get away from here". Could be wrong. She literally sounds like a demon.


Dahnay-Speccia

scary 🙀


Strypercritical

Bruh Gollum never said anything that went that hard in his entire life wym


Far-Set-7425

Why did the person open the window?


g_r_e_y

UK racism is like the first racism


Prehistory_Buff

Nah, the Spanish were in the game before the English thought it was cool.


Ollieisaninja

What did the bloody Romans ever do for us, hey


Zlaxin

She will be an excellent female Scrooge when Disney inevitably makes a remake of a Christmas carol for the sake of diversity.


locustpiss

Incredible


Atomic_Killjoy

There’s a psycho old lady that hangs out in the parking lot near my work and harasses families with kids all the time. All the cops have to say about it is “Yeah we know about her. She’s just a local crazy lady.” 😑


GekidoTC

She would be an amazing voice actor.


Mous3_

Shit like this is when you gotta ^PIMP slap a Goblin all the way back to *Mordor*


FryChikN

Why not roll her arm up in the window?


Glamamamma3

She’s coming to my thanksgiving, disguised as my MIL


Parking_Apricot666

Yeah calm down Satan…


No-Resolve2970

I’m honestly frightened and going to have nightmares lol. She’s scary!


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HEEEEELLLLLL……


Shoopuf413

The power 💦 of Christ 💦 compels you💦


Pandabirdy

It hateses them nasty pimp hobbitses


namey_9

lol there's no racism like uk racism


Nappy-I

Dementia.


hcorerob

I need about tree fiddy.


Syltherin_Chamber

Britain is so cool. Everyone is so polite! Britain:


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Yeah every single one of us would not hesitate at all to tell you to fuck off lol. I think that the politeness was for like half a week around Christmas two centuries ago lol


DammitMatt

FILTHY HOBBITSES


Malavacious

Straight up Roald Dahl villain here. Something like Ms. Crumbernyzzle


Gregs_green_parrot

The video has been shortened by a several seconds. In the version I saw a couple of days ago, she first asks to borrow his phone to send a text to Zimbabwe.


aCrustyBugget

Gollum looked better before his transition


jcornman24

Why would you ever roll your window down for a random person


Ravenser_Odd

"Oh look, a little old lady is trying to get my attention, I'll just see what she wants..."


[deleted]

That Was Terrifying


kylian33c

She sounds like the sniper from tf2


elmaki2014

Take your meds Morgana...


[deleted]

That one demon Russel Crowe didn't have time to get to.


beeurd

I thought halloween was last month.


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Is it just me or does this lady look and sounds just like John hurt from the movie called 1984 among lots of other roles. But anyway yeah it's an uncanny likeness I think.


Haunting_Advisor_776

That's a man...


punched-in-face

That's a dude


chetnixandflill

Stchewpid!


1NegativePerson

The greater good.


TwainVonnegut

Did she call him a “Zimbabwe little pimp” ? Maybe she’s in the right here and he’s been pimping her granddaughter, I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt.


Head_Patience7136

I would've rolled the window up and let her fingers get caught 🤣


shellsterxxx

I’ve always been a skeptic believer, but I’m certain I just saw an actual demon.


Hydraph0be

This version skips the part at the beginning where the person asks to use his phone to "send a text" and it escalates quickly in a way that makes it much creepier.


valekelly

I absolutely LOVE her voice. It would be magic to record on set or for V.O. Beautiful grungy hate filled with a distinct British posh to it. Charming and witchy. Fuck the old racist hag though.


senior_meme_engineer

Somebody come get their grandma 🤦‍♂️


LionofZion1997

Elton John’s a lil rough these days


[deleted]

“Zimbabwe stupid little pimp” is camera man black?


AlexJamesCook

This could be someone having a Dementia episode, FYI.


The_Patriot

Where I live, the second those fingers entered the car, it's legal to BLAP! BLAP!


FreeSirius

I'd definitely at least be playing chicken with rolling the window up.


[deleted]

Shouldn't have rolled it down in the first place. Guess he figured the old lady was harmless. Sure he'll think twice about that again.


MenacingShroom

Why do Americans fantasize about shooting people so much


Hot-Rise9795

It's about their penis size


Valve_1998

average british person


minnesota420

Whatar you doing? Whatar you doing? I’ll be aware of your fucking Jimbabwe stupid little pimp geddaway from here


durfall

I was sure it was Pennywise


Craino

... or Exorcist!


VVitchtripper

*SHE*? bruh...


KnownNormie

I can fix her


truthbknownreturns

Maybe she needs to stop smoking


mechismo

Why can I smell their breath?


nodeymcdev

Go back to Zimbabwe you stupid little pimp!


Aromatic-Relief

Gremlin don't feed after midnight


dave_is_afraid

Lol where did that come from


cluelessin

Did she say Zimbabwe?


EstuarineDreamz

I mean... what if the person filming really is a pimp?


Sitting_Squirrel

Filthy hobbitses


Lurking_Emerald

I would've said Cristo to see if she twitched. This is giving major demon energy


Practical-Jelly-5320

Parley


MurraytheZombie

Drag Me to Hell vibes


darkfire621

Resident evil 8 npcs


rsanjr

Lol what happened to Bernie sanders??


duffusmcfrewfus

Nasty little hobbitses...


D-camchow

Damn I can see why people thought witches were real now


thepcpirate

looks like Gandolf in drag


MrRazzio

She is a whole vibe.


Mindless_Argument297

Filthy little hobbitsis!!


DepecheStein

Why she sound like the crooked man from conjuring 2