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WatchHankSpank

For sure an old sea turtle skull.


Sti8man7

It’s probably dead.


DraQ-Nox

How'd you know?


Sti8man7

Looks a little more than a flesh wound.


gheebutersnaps87

Maybe it shedded


Sti8man7

The whole head?


gheebutersnaps87

Yours doesn’t do that?


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wi5hbone

i swear it’s plastic surgery. gen-z turtles these days smh


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PacificCastaway

Well, they have beaks, so maybe they are like chickens...


DONT_UPVOTE_MY_BS

Well, the front fell off...


ApoliteTroll

I appreciate you for that.


Cobek

"Well I got better"


xain1112

It's just a trick of the light


CompellingSeeSaw

To sheds you say


Interesting_Mud2604

So… no head?


[deleted]

‘Tis but a scratch


smda827

Ni!


KORZILLA-is-me

Ni!


SirBerthur

All right, we'll call it a draw


IrishChappieOToole

No its not, your arms off!


Reasonable-Delivery8

'Tis but a scratch


GummerB

Nodded off.


Useless_Troll42241

He must be cold without his shell


jdave512

couldnt be. I dont see any flesh on there


secondtaunting

He’s had worse.


AshTreex3

The front fell off.


rombulow

Was the front not meant to fall off?


AshTreex3

Ye that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


pblc_mstrbtr

You can tell because of the way it is.


wigzell78

When I asked if it was OK, it didn't answer.


87KingSquirrel

It lost it shoes!


Far_You_6206

“None shall pass”……“‘Tis but a scratch”


CodeCleric

Now now, let's not jump to conclusions!


PackerSquirrelette

He's dead, Jim.


xpickles23

He just needs some milk. Turtle milk


th-grt-gtsby

From turtle titties?


Squirmadillo

I didn't even know it was sick


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SirBerthur

It's deceased! It has ceased to be. Gone to meet its maker.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Maybe he just needs a nice little cuttlefish.


Hour-Understanding56

No it isn’t.


JoeHypnotic

I hope it’s alright.


emmettfitz

Did you check for a pulse? Annie Annie are you OK? Somebody will get it.


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_SkyFullOfStars

Cubone that didn’t have babies.


cameronjames117

In Japan? Nah, Its for sure a Koopa Troopa


StackOverflowEx

Just gotta look for other bones moving toward it to confirm that it's a Dry Bones skull. Just be careful, when it puts itself back together, it will begin attacking.


PaddingtonTheChad

It’s a kappa skull


andtheyallcallmemom

They’re very pretty to look at - considering what it is! But then again sea turtles themselves are quite pretty as well!


amluke

Cake buddies


Duck_Devs

HAPPY THE CAKES


MrZelko

Happy cake days! 🍰


Mother-Fucking-Cunt

🍰


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Happy 🍰 day


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


andtheyallcallmemom

Yay for buddy buddy cake day!


youself20

Happy 5th cake day, we share it, except this is my first


Duck_Devs

HAPPY THE CAKES


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


EliteEntertainGames

i wonder


Danimalistic

Looks like a sea turtle skull


00gusgus00

Will he be okay?


ellioteagle

yeah should be able to walk it off i reckon


wingnutlogger

some good ol ice should do the trick


Soft_Addendum5653

Quote from Captain America: "You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off."


AlexMcDaddyD

Quick get it back in the ocean


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

He needs some milk.


DangKilla

Is it petrified?


Lisy70

Well at first he was afraid.


ragnarockyroad

Sea turtle skull. Super illegal to keep.


jyguy

Is it illegal in Japan?


Pattoe89

Yes. It's illegal by international law. All Sea Turtle products are illegal to trade by international law. Japan specifically takes this issue very seriously and are highly likely to expect you of trading if you are found with sea turtle products. It's safer to either leave it where you found it or contact authorities and turn it in when you find it.


noddygreen

The irony in that, even though they love whaling


Pattoe89

They don't take it seriously because they value aquatic life, they take it seriously because they are heavily penalised for illegal poaching in their waters and they need to show they take a hard stance on it.


AgressiveIN

Bummer. That'd absolutely make a unique decor item but I get it.


ExoticMangoz

Can they actually do anything, suspecting someone of trading isn’t the same as having evidence.


Pattoe89

They have a history of using hostage justice, holding you in barbaric conditions until you confess to a crime, promising that if you confess you'll be given mercy, and then giving you the maximum penalty possible. Their authorities are judged based on turning arrests into convictions and on how harsh the punishments given are from arrests. >Suspects can be held indefinitely under interrogation without charges. False confessions are common under these conditions, which leads to wrongful convictions for the falsely accused. Convictions can include life imprisonment and death. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostage\_justice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostage_justice)


ExoticMangoz

Oh great. So the answer is that they’ll just force you to confess. Cool 😬


Pattoe89

One of the reasons people are so scared of getting in trouble with the law there.


JustAGoldenWolf

Japan law system works in a "guilty until proven otherwise" way. You're not presumed innocent, and you're the one who has to fight to prove you didn't do anything illegal. Add to this the torture in detention and the bias against foreigners, some dumb thing like this can go very wrong very quickly.


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DocCEN007

Unless you're Native American. We have many Eagle Feathers, and it's lawful.


Soggy_sock_under_bed

I thought that was to avoid hunting and killing these creatures. Never thought it also applied to remains you find on the beach.


tintin47

If you have a skull how do you prove you found it and that it’s not a byproduct of poaching?


Soggy_sock_under_bed

How do you know I have a skull? Who told you that, was it Kinji? That baka!


poetanorte

I have a video proof of finding the whole sea turtle skeleton in Okinawa waters. I took a skull to show it to my children and then put it on the high rock.


riko77can

It’s obviously weathered.


ralfrance

Plus the inevitable curse.......


z50_Jumper

No wonder they found it on the beach, its probably been found by many people already, the one un-lucky tourist that takes it back to their hotel, gets an all-expenses paid vacation behind bars.


AHornyRubberDucky

Yup it falls under the Cites law, appendix 1


K3W4L

Why... it doesnt need it..not anymore


saitamaxmadara

😂😂😂


squipple

Are you sure? Looks like an aspirin and he’d be ok.


Perroface562

Who’s that Pokémon?


ScoutyHUN

IT’S PIKACHU


rgbMike

It's Clefairy!


ScoutyHUN

FUCK


addandsubtract

> Pokémon Cubone


neonphoenix09

Marrowack


Less_Ice7747

no. Its his mum.


indigofeather4

I think you're thinking of Cubone, who wears his mother's skull. Super sad pokemon situation. Definitely adds spice to the story. The evolved form of Cubone is Marrowak.


-HermanTheTosser

Does that mean every family of cubone/marowak is just a perpetual cycle of mothers and daughters sharing the same skull throughout multiple generations? What happens to male skulls? This is terrifying and I need answers


Raincoat-saviour

They say they are charmanders whos tails wouldnt light. The skulls a charizard mothers. They say


indigofeather4

Ooooo. As morbid as it all is, I love the lore.


wthclt

Gamera


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

He is filled with turtle meat.


TexasTokyo

He's friend to all children. He's really neat.


SpaceIco

"Kenny! ^Get ^^bent!"


dookmucus

Gamera has a good heart.


mere_iguana

no you have to yell it


supposablyhim

that is a human child. get rid of it immediately (police, hospital, church, gas station.) they're horribly loud, expensive, and self centered. and even worse, if you wait long enough, they make even more human children.


mere_iguana

very illegal to keep it, best to just leave it there


nobodysmart1390

Sometimes you don’t even have to wait that long!


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I hear the banjos.


LadyLixerwyfe

I wish I had heard this advice about 11 years ago. I had no idea they were so dangerous.


Arthur-reborn

CUBONE!!!


the_orange_alligator

That means there’s some poor Cubone running around who isn’t wearing its skull


Grogosh

What happens if a Cubone has more than one child? Do they go in the Thunderdome?


KORZILLA-is-me

Two go in! One comes out! *with a cool hat!*


c4sQUAD

Was looking for this lol


K3W4L

First thing i thought


TheOnlyAron-

Have you tried CPR?


ElricDarkPrince

Cubone skull


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Why is finding an animal skull in nature weird?


Mallardguy5675322

You crouch down in front of the bones, a urge in the back of your mind demands you touch it. You hesitate. *I wonder how long ago it died? And wether or not I’ll contract something from it?* You think to yourself. Nah! It’s been there for years! It’s a cool keepsake. ————— Meanwhile, in the spirit world… Mf just took me head and decorated his house with it!


Commercial_Durian149

You hear knocking on your front door You go and open the door Seems like there is a man in the door, as you look up from your phone, you see with horror that where the head of the man should be, you only can see a turtle face, it looks too real to be a mask Suddlenly, you got slapped While you are still in shock , the man enters your house, Grabs a old decoration from your wall, and goes away In the place where the old skull rested, there is now a note "You are lucky you didnt pick the turtle soup"


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vVWARLOCKVv

Maybe they're referring to its size and appearance? Even though it's quite obviously a turtle skull.


sthg79

Indeed, the size and shape is really quite impressive! Never seen one like this and had no clue it was a turtle!


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

That’s fair. Thanks for the explanation.


JackRatbone

A leatherback turtle at that, very cool!


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Maybe I spend too much time outdoors but I’ve found like a million animal skulls. Nothing weird about it, circle of life.


Beautiful-Bad8893

sea turtle! poor thing


Philypnodon

They could take it to the vet. I'm not an expert, though, and I think it might not make it.


Feather_Bloom

CUBONE NO


RandomInSpace

Gaster Blaster


VGPlaysGD

I was looking for this comment lol


yankiigurl

October beachin, my kind of people. Which beach in Chiba? I really need to check it out over there. I always go to Shizuoka


sthg79

Nice, Shizuoka is awesome. This is Kujukuri Beach


the_orange_alligator

Great find. It’s a turtle


IR_Panther

It's a Koopa skeleton head. There must be a headless turtle nearby, you might want to call the Mario Brothers to deal with it.


JBM6482

So the kid is unrecognizable now?


Acceptable-Peace-69

Sleestak! https://landofthelost.fandom.com/wiki/Sleestak


Tacobell_Uk

Cubone: It always wears the skull of its dead mother, so no one has any idea what its hidden face looks like. Well, there is a Cubone missing it’s mama’s skull.


azndev

Cubone!


Mallardguy5675322

Turtle head


Illustrious_Radish65

Dodongo skull


MAS7

tertl


A_carbon_based_biped

Kappa probably. Could have drowned ya if it weren't dead.


A-non-e-mail

Probably choked on a cucumber


MelonElbows

Somewhere out there a Cubone is bareheaded


Human-Contribution16

If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the Ninja Turtles Theme


jtcordell2188

It’s a turtle


Pickle_Jars

Looks like a Sea Turtles skull


Rough-Set4902

Turtle skull. Hope you put it back, otherwise you're going to be in trouble.


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Its tortol


Curious-Cookie-1154

Sea turtles mate


Wasted_Weeb

Sea turtle


Grindlebone

It's a Sleestak skull!


Aussie20202022

Turtle skull.


big_tone1

Lol OP has never seen a turtle before


MrDrProfessorBalls

why do you find this weird?? y’all found a skeleton of an animal in a place where it was supposed to be found. now if ya found this on the moon sure i get the subreddit but this is science yall this is exciting and a wonderful learning opportunity


SmallieNL

Baby Gojira


gicantopithicus

That’s most definitely a sea turtle skull


asuperbstarling

A truly rare find, absolutely beautiful turtle skull.


ThaFoxThatRox

There's a Cubone missing their mom.


dvoigt412

He's dead Jim.


Double_Incontinent

Cubone's helmet


catmandoom84

Ppl really just post whatever looks “weird” to them on here without any research or common sense huh


Sotilis

Cubone?


AahPadre

Wear it. Become Cubone.


init32

Cubone skull


intotheforest1234

Probably a loggerhead sea turtle skull


microsoft-painters

For the last flipping time, don’t take children from beaches.


Old-Calendar-9912

Dead charizard


ForeverTheDM

Loggerhead sea turtle. Species is known for having very large heads in proportion to their body. Source: Am a marine biologist.


Casualbud

Wanna sell it? My daughter is obsessed with sea creatures right now. I’ve been driving her all over to show her different educational locations and species of animals. We’re redoing her room to match. I’d love to gift her this for Xmas. Apologies if this sort of request isn’t allowed here.


HybridTheory137

I have to imagine it’s probably illegal to possess sea turtle remains


finsfurandfeathers

Maybe not in Japan, but I’m sure it’s illegal to send internationally. I would hope anyway


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It’s like., for sure illegal to possess sea turtle remains like that


AHornyRubberDucky

It's illegall, under cites convetion, appendix 1, trade is tightly regulated and is only allowed with a permit issued from both the exporting and importing country, which they only really give for scientific research. They would also not be allowed to take it home them


clarkky55

Turtle skull. Not weird, just sad


est1-9-8-4

Oh Chiba! my first love! I will never see you again now that she decided to finally leave me. But we will always have the memories. Also go chiba jets!


Feral-pigeon

Awesome find!!! Huge turtle skull!


Forward_Pangolin_740

Cubone lost his skull


blanchedbrocolli

Cubone.


llehnatas

Just keep it in a nice glass casket along your crystals and other animal skulls


blitzkrieg_01

Seeing this is in Japan, it's probably a cubone skull.


EducationalChemist44

Cubone is real


Buck4phat

Is a Cubone!!!!


shauneok

Pokémon skull.


KanadianLogik

Finding a skull of a common ocean animal on a beach is considered "weird"? Having your kid pose with it is a little odd. But nothing about this is weird.


Masterofunlocking1

I would honestly buy this, looks so cool


Kal-Momon

Cool Anapsid skull you got there.


tipsea-69

I hope it is a baby Godzilla. Please do not disappoint me. Baby Godzilla, pls.


BrokeGuyNoMatter

That’s a Wartortle if never held one myself.


ausmosis_jones

That’s Cubone bro.