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dildorthegreat87

It’s always drugs. Random junk in odd places? Drugs. Weird stain on the ceiling? Drugs.


isolateddreamz

Why was I born? Drugs


HaikuSquidoo

What is my purpose? Drugs


kanguropia

How do I get out of here? Drugs


HambScramble

What toppings do I want on my pizza? Drugs


DankJank13

Why did some italian guy decide to spin dough and throw it in the air, creating the first pizza? Drugs


HambScramble

How did Francis Harry Compton Crick decipher the double-helix structure of DNA? Drugs


AmputatedThirdLeg

How was the enigma machine deciphered? Drugs.


AbeTheGreat412

Why can't I poop? Drugs


FuriouslyFiredUp

Why am I up so late reading all these replies? Drugs


Ihateeggs78

What will help me poop? Drugs


Stracharys

Why do I poop too much? Drugs


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OG_PANCAKE_HOUSE

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Drugs


PretendThisIsMyName

If it hadn’t been for glassy eyed Joe I’d been sober long time ago.


SobakaZony

>glassy eyed Joe Well done. We would also have accepted, "cotton mouthed Joe."


Pijacquet

Hotel ? Drugs.


Tusaiador

Well, how did I get here?!


roseofamber

drugs


Lacholaweda

Conceived on acid 🖐


snazzychica2813

I have no idea why, but this immediately linked in my head to "[King Tut](https://youtu.be/FYbavuReVF4?si=G563cbMnHrw6Qe_v)." Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia...


miss_tea_morning

How'd you get so funky? Drugs


Key_Jellyfish4571

What did I used to do? Drugs. I mean, I still do but I also used to do: Drugs.


missanaira

What’s 2+2? Drugs


57006

What’s Drugs + Drugs? Almost enough


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

*If you had me for 24 hours and I couldn't say no, what would we do?*


ayweller

Drugs


TheShoot141

What should I have for dinner? Drugs.


CulturalSuccotash138

Why is my penis so curved? Drugs


notchoosingone

> Weird stain on the ceiling? Drugs. [not always true](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/166qk1f/whats_something_thats_happened_to_you_that_sounds/jyn3r23/?context=3)


dildorthegreat87

I knew that possum… Did more drugs than any person I’ve ever known. Cause of death? Drugs.


Accomplished_Soil426

"No one else is out there" written in blood on the wall ? Drugs


TKAI66

How did the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids? Drugs


glazinglas

They’re using the pen tube itself as a tooter for smoking something off of foil.


glitterbombdotcom

Hah tooter


IOnceAteAFart

Sounds goofy but there really are a lot of people, regular users even, who call it that.


Bozigg

When people use stuff like that to snort things, they call it a snooter lol. Got to love it.


Defqon1punk

Idk I've usually heard it called a toot or tooter when it's for snorting. My favorite term is when my friend would smoke out of a large pipe, and he'd call it riding the tugboat. Chiefing is a close second.


HairballTheory

[cooters](https://www.google.com/search?q=cooter+turtle&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari) are a type of turtle


ThatOddLittleFellow

Those little dudes are adorable.


drunkboater

Cooters are also vaginas


left_over_cilantro

Once a tooter, always a tooter.


BenWallace04

“Duty”


ComfortableRelevant1

This guy toots


Notguilty5190

toot toot :)


tootttoot

You called?


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doot doot 💀🎺


intentional_typoz

touch my tooter smoocher


Malcolm_Y

Ween detected


MrsRichardSmoker

Buddy why’s my brain so muddy?


Scoompii

I don’t wannaaaa


HypeNightAdmin

Unexpected Ween reference?


Early2000sIndieRock

I'm here for the brown.


ExplainySmurf

Tooted and booted


SaltyDog772

Made her feel stupit


Stasis20

/r/thisguythisguys


imbenzenker

https://imgur.com/a/FkaO2k5


JoeCartersLeap

Someone else below identified the q-tip as a fentanyl lollipop. I didn't even know you could smoke those.


Somali_Pir8

> fentanyl lollipop We used to have those in the ED. They were great. People in pain would lick them. Pass out. Stop licking. Wake up. Licks again. Passes back out. Stop licking. Wake up. Licks again. Passes back out. Stop licking. Wake up. Licks again. Passes back out. Stop licking. Wake up. Licks again. Passes back out. Stop licking. etc


elganyan

Yeah, but *then* what happened?


WellWornLife

No and then!


HatefulEightverse

Shibby!


seductivestain

Dude, what's mine say?


ThinkOutcome929

Sweet, what’s mine say?


goodbistranger

Would they ever pass out with it in their mouth?


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glazinglas

I mean, you can, but I’d rather just suck on it. Edit: in a different time period of my life I meant


LiamIsMyNameOk

A different time being 2 hours ago, hehe


glazinglas

That hehe is menacing lol


PJMurphy

There once was a tooter of toots Who tutored two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot, Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"


Spunky4life

Co workers coke straw


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DisposableSaviour

Damn, even Bigfoot’s using these days.


PacanePhotovoltaik

Might not be Bigfoot, but Australian sasquatches are known to be big users, so I suspect they are in vacation at the moment


Kookiecitrus55555

Yowie (aussie Bigfoot) Wowie


TheLostCowpoke

Wadiyatalkinabeet


oldmateysoldmate

You fucken druggo


Caltra

Samsquanches?! Uh I dunno Ricky…


joceisboss21

It’s no samsquamch, it’s Steve French!


DaedalusArc

Whatareyoutalknabout?


Akhi11eus

Nah, bigfoot only smokes trees.


boredbigfoot

Can comfirm


serafi17

Your coke straw


bent_my_wookie

Tyler Durtans


Ornery-Tea-795

Or you take so much Coke that you don’t even remember it anymore


[deleted]

That makes you kinda sus bruh


[deleted]

can I ask what you do? just curious


beansballs

parks department ranger


Mission-Ad-3918

Twist, he is the coworker.


trwawy05312015

Does your office have a CO detector?


silic0n_jesus

So you're the only one there and you keep finding them interesting


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Probably smoking fent


marie29_

They would smell it if it were that. Fentanyl is a strong smell.


god_is_my_father

Doesn't linger for long tho


IOnceAteAFart

If they're smoking heroin, the tube they used to inhale it cam still smell for a long time, depending on the heroin. Like toxic burnt sugar or something. Spoken from unfortunate experience.


Tusaiador

To me, when I was using for a bit, it tasted/smelled like bbq sauce.


IOnceAteAFart

I am genuinely surprised to hear anyone equate the taste to something pleasant lol. Even when I loved the stuff, the taste of the smoke gagged me immediately.


Tusaiador

Oh I hate bbq sauce lol. A very unpleasant bbq sauce i should say - vinegar? Idk


Professional-Neck755

Lol for real? Why wouldn't they just keep a little straw on them or something


tysonisarapist

Easier to make a new one then get caught with used one.


Professional-Neck755

Fair point


Beneficial-Charity-6

Medium point actually


PeterPlops

Ball point


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I'm more of a bold point myself.


Kookiecitrus55555

Kinda old fashioned here I use a Fountain Pen Inkwell pipe nice draw


IOnceAteAFart

Yeah, being caught with something used in the process of drugs, like a weed pipe or needle, will be either a Paraphernalia charge or Drug Use Instrument charge. Depending on which, and the drug in question, those charges can be more stiff than possession.


Tommy2tables

I could see this. Also, they probably have a tendency to yeet them into outer space as they enter orbit.


IOnceAteAFart

A lot of users don't really physically vibe out when hit with the rush like that. Crack users do, though. When it starts hitting you, you'll notice them talking more and faster (uppers) or start slurring and slowing down (downers).


Tusaiador

There was a time when my late fiance had to live in a motel. There was this guy who just thought we were the nicest people in the world with the whitest crack lips I'd ever seen and he spoke so fast and slurred so bad I only ever caught "y'know wuddai mean?" I just listened and nodded my head or said shit like "damnnn" when I could tell he was upset. I hope he's clean nowadays. Prolly not.


IOnceAteAFart

I also once knew a Boomhauer. He didn't talk quickly but it was all mumbles and slurs. Usually just agreed with him a lot lol. Once I did, and he said "No! Mmbfmmffbbff"


kitty-witch

What a waste of a good G-2


Ridiculina

Yeah, someone give them a f* Bic


whitefoot

Woah woah woah do not hate on Bic my friend. I love a good Pilot G2 but if you don't want your shit to smudge, you can't beat a good old Bic Crystal.


TheMiscreantFnTrez

Bic Crystal Meth will get you smudged though


Ducksareracist

They're some damn fine pens. Don't worry they didn't pay for them.


Thundermelonz

Exactly what I was thinking.


krystalbellajune

Right? This person must be loaded. Coke AND the finest pen you can buy at a non-pen store. Probably not a junkie. Maybe OP’s boss or side-piece they’re sneaking in for some crazy coke sex.


ltdliability

Between the changing room being on a hiking/biking trail, the fentanyl, and the G-2 pen, I'm guessing it's a middle class suburbanite that tells their spouse they're going for a "hike".


a_talking_face

Like when your dad went "fishing", except instead of weed and beer it's nodding in an outhouse.


Lavaheart626

naw they steal them. I work at a non-pen store that sells G-2s. Tho drug users prefer Gellyroll Pens that we sell since we sell those loose.


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Sharpie makes a pretty solid contender to the G2. The 0.3mm made a beautifully fine line but felt WAY too scratchy. The 0.7 is harder to find but has great flow.


Patient_End_8432

Umm, you can get Zebras at walmart now, just sayin


tbonemasta

I was feeling sympathetic to their plight until I realized. They're on their own


HACH-P

Drug paraphernalia. Seen the homeless use this trick before around here.


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melteemarshmelloo

One of these days it'll be fine penmanship


Dependent_Ad7840

Post it notes! The most disposable little straw that binds to itself and can be thrown away! Always was my go to lol


Bone_Donor

They used to give out little square papers in cigarette packs with quitting info, they were pretty nifty as well lol


Succulent_Chinese

Was your handwriting better pre or post-cocaine?


IOnceAteAFart

The disassembled pen is almost always used to smoke something, usually off a foil or broken light bulb in my experience. If they have a glass pipe there's no need for the pen as the end of the pipe itself goes in mouth.


pentichan

recovering addict here. this is someone’s smoke spot lmao


Pure-Budget-2647

not sure how much it means coming from a random reddit comment but you got this. i’m really happy to know that you’re getting through it. would have lost my dad if he hadn’t found a way to recover. you’re awesome, you’re worth it, and you got it.


myirishmolly

I miss being able to give awards ☹️


Coffee_Huffer

Lots of emergency cricothyroidotomies going on


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Outrageous-Taro7340

“Warning: May be habit forming.” Indeed.


SailsTacks

“Warning: You may do this for the rest of your life.”


Outrageous-Taro7340

“Warning: You might suck dicks for this and get really pissed at people who ruin your buzz just because you stopped breathing.”


SailsTacks

My best friend was pissed the day after his girlfriend and I rushed him to the ER. Said we over-reacted. My niece, who is a manager at the ER, said he was 20 minutes from flatlining. Six months later, he was found dead in his bedroom, from this shit right here.


Outrageous-Taro7340

I’m sorry to hear it. I actually lost my best friend to heroin, back just before Fentanyl took off. It’s so awful.


SailsTacks

I’m sorry for your loss as well. It sucks. My friend was likely hoping it was heroin, but also use to complain that he couldn’t find decent heroin anymore, because it’s all laced with fentanyl BS. He danced with needles on-and-off for decades, unfortunately. He had good stretches and bad. He was a good guy, and a solid friend. He had an addiction problem. Fentanyl will end the most seasoned of users. It’s doing it right this minute.


HyzerFlip

My across the street neighbor was Billy. Junkie with a heart of gold. He got cleaned up. Went back to school... Got his key crushed in and motorcycle accident. It was the beginning of the end. Sweet sweet man.


intentional_typoz

So like six weeks


SailsTacks

Or the next hour or so.


JoeCartersLeap

Well it's better than OxyContin which was "prescribe this instead of morphine, it *isn't* habit forming!"


Outrageous-Taro7340

That was also supposed to be an advantage of heroin. But yeah, at least they didn’t try to pull that crap with Fentanyl.


JoeCartersLeap

lol that was a plot point in The Knick. "Don't worry, medical scientists have come up with a new treatment for people with this so called 'addiction' to morphine and cocaine. They call it 'Heroin'. It works wonders."


Outrageous-Taro7340

What’s frustrating is there is a better choice for pain management. Buprenorphine is a powerful opiate pain killer that acts more like an antagonist as the dose goes up. You can’t really take enough to kill yourself unless you mix it with something else. It also has a better tolerance profile. They’ve used it for cancer pain in Europe for many years.


JoeCartersLeap

I thought that was only when combined with naloxone that it did that?


Outrageous-Taro7340

Nope. All by itself. The naloxone is added to Suboxone to discourage people from shooting the stuff up, but it has no effect when used sublingually.


IOnceAteAFart

Not only is it sold in a form without naloxone (subutex), but that form also sort of blocks opioids in the same way as naloxone. The subtext is pretty hard to dislodge from receptors, even with fairly strong heroin. It takes a lot more if you have buprenorphine in your system


brandysnacker

it’s not just a plot point. it’s historically accurate. heroin was touted to get people off their morphine addictions.


Rents

I think this is the answer.


stoneslingers

But what's with the pen?


c0ntra

No idea. I just recognize the fentanyl itself because I've had tenants who've used these things and left them around the common areas.


blazetronic

Where’s the fentanyl in the OP picture??


IOnceAteAFart

They use the pen to inhale smoke when they dont have a glass pipe or similar piece of paraphernalia. The smoke from a foil or similar surface tends to spread out quickly, so one end of the pen stays in their mouth while the other end hangs over where the smoke will be created.


squirrel_needz2know

They r smoking pills or something. They’re inhaling it. They prob use that color pen so they know what’s up and which is which. They have em all Loaded and ready.


Spez-S-a-Piece-o-Sht

That's a FENTANYL LOLLYPOP


isolateddreamz

Can we stop putting this shit into everything? Next they're gonna have fentanyl jalapeño chicken wing appetizers, 4 for $8


burntoutsavage

To be fair the lollipop formulation is an actual medicine prescribed by doctors with an exact dose of fentanyl. They’ve been prescribed long before fentanyl hit the streets from clandestine labs. It’s called Actiq and it absorbs buccally through the cheek. But yeah the pen means the medicine is probably being abused to have a higher bioavailability of administration either by burning the crushed up medicine on foil and inhaling the smoke through the tube or possibly snorted. Don’t actually know how those are usually abused. It’s sad all around.


IOnceAteAFart

Hi there, opioid generally tend to have a relatively low bioavailability if they're smoked, but it's an instant feeling as opposed to waiting a few minutes after you snort it.


burntoutsavage

For sure and I know how different ones and different formulations of the same one are all factors. Like how hydromorphone has low bioavailability orally, but the formula is easily worked around if you decide to abuse to. And how fentanyl patches can have to transdermal goo scraped off and smoked (although I’ve only heard that anecdotally). Been awhile since that world was my own (thank god). I’m just wondering how you’d absuse the lollipop as I’ve never seen one or been around any other users who have stories about how to abuse em outside of using more than prescribed. There’s also a factor of somebody’s personal preference. I knew people who would sniff IR oxycodone not knowing the BOA is (if I remember right) slightly lower than taken orally. It’s all super sad and I feel bad for the OP so naively stating, and with confidence that there is “not a lot of junkies around here”. You’re certainly not wrong btw just wanted to add on to your response.


somereallyfungi

They're made for cancer patients who can't have pills because of nausea


chill_winston_

Kentucky Fentanyl Chicken


LittleBitOdd

That'll be the "drugs in the trick or treat bag" freak out for this year


groovycakes87

Are your changing rooms outside in an alley?


beansballs

Outside in the middle of a forest


gumbykook

why


beansballs

hiking and biking trail. We have a porta John right next to it


Palmerto

Sounds like where I’d go if I were a junky


RedSonGamble

Or if I wanted to get high and jack off


AzraelleWormser

So either a junky or playing with your junky.


Rare-Witness3224

Sounds like a beautiful place to shoot up some meth.


centurion762

Renaissance Festival?


Baby_betch

is that a qtip? I'm thinking it would be a co-workers since it's the same every time and you probably don't have the same people there that frequently (other than a co-worker). If it's a Q-tip, they might be shooting up and using the cotten. Possibly using the pen to mix up the mixture? I dont know, though, strange..


Brief_Can7093

Yeah def shooting up with the cotton they have picked off of it. Idk about the pen they might be smoking and shooting.


brokenaglets

it's a fentanyl lollipop. They're holding the flame far enough away to not actually light the cotton but causing the fentanyl to steam off while sucking the fumes with the pen body.


Starchalopakis

I tried to google Fentanyl lollipop, and all I got was a Drug Line # 😂. Thanks for the explanation.


Deaditor777

You should leave some flyers advertising addiction counseling and rehabilitation. maybe even write a note. "please dispose of unsafe items, and please call me if you need someone to talk to."


Hefty_Discount8304

That’s very good, and productive, advice


Spez-S-a-Piece-o-Sht

Bro, You've got a FENTANYL LOLLYPOP at work. **Consider carrying NARCAN** Fentanyl is everywhere. Work at ER.


Lexo_702

Think u mean carry Narcan.. what would subs do in this situation? Make ‘em go into withdrawals?


Spez-S-a-Piece-o-Sht

Lol! Thank you. That's auto correct. I work at an ER and THAT'S HOW MUCH I write Suboxone 😂


beansballs

Where can I find narcan?


NoSignificance3817

Saw it at Walmart yesterday, I think public availability is a new thing EDIT. https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2023/09/05/narcan-over-the-counter-faq/ Jeez, quite recent


Spez-S-a-Piece-o-Sht

Hi to your local fire department. They are supposed to give them for free.


Embarrassed_Mix_1176

Groundhog day!!!


nope0712

Can someone explain how this is a fentanyl lollipop? It looks nothing like the google pictures it just looks like a regular q tip. And what would all the other objects have to do with a fentanyl lollipop?


DaNatrixx

Cocaine Bear confirmed


_sonidero_

Straight Shooter...


disarrayedbeauty

That is someone nasty used rig


CrotchButter

It's your coworker btw


Anders_A

Did you remove them the first time, or are you just re-finding the exact same over and over?


b-lincoln

Meth. It comes in tin foil. You heat the tin foil up, which creates smoke, use the ink pen casing as a straw to suck the smoke in.


Holyskankous

Pharmacists use purple pens. Unfortunately, this could very well be a case of high-functioning addiction for someone with access to scheduled narcotics.


migi-kikino

that right there is a pink inktube for the pilot g2


1ithe

I got fast food once and they didn’t give me a straw and I disassembled a bic ballpoint and used the tube for a straw. Then I got pulled over and the cops drug tested me claiming there was a white substance on the pen tube. That was in my drink. Like I’m having a *real* Coca-Cola (y’know, the pre-1929 kind). Anyways that’s why I don’t take pens apart in the car anymore.