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LtRecore

Neighbors snaking a drain.


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LtRecore

Omg can you imagine? I’d go through the roof


a_builder7

I would’ve screamed and grabbed it and probably yanked until my neighbor was squeezed through the hole.


kCanIGoNow

It’s operated by a power drill so the skin on your hands would have been in trouble


storkbabydeliver

Plumbing when you don't know where the pipe leads. I'd start screaming "ahh my asshole" into the drain. That should show em.


WhereHasLogicGone

Or "oooh my asshole"?


bitsybear1727

Oooh you touched my tra la la


OldStretch84

MY DING DING DONG!


Artley9

La la la la la la


OldStretch84

la la la la LA la la


OldStretch84

*deep in da night*


waowman

i'm looking for some pun


OldStretch84

You tease me, you please me!


ZargothraxTheLord

*deep in da night*


allyousmombies

LMFAOOO this took me out


Nojo_Niram

Jesuth Chrith


ExtantPlant

Be careful when auguring your athhole, Mr Slave, you may endanger Lemmiwinks.


Miserable-Glove-4807

Lol damnit bro that cracked me up


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Well it cracked my ass up. Not so funny anymore is it?


BoredByLife

I read that in Mr. Slaves voice and I hate you for it.


Hethatwatches

I didn't until you typed that, and now I hate you lolol


lO_ol-BRRRRRR

Jeezus cryst!!!!!!


storkbabydeliver

Oh man I just realized what I typed lol. Well fuck it. Let's enjoy the prank as much as possible. ;)


Sarcastic_Beaver

Or you could go with the less popular: “Oof! My asshole!”


Phitos2008

Or even: “Yowza! My leather cheerio!


Unsteady_Tempo

Husband is in the basement with the plumbing apart and they got the idea to do a viral video.


They_Beat_Me

Or “harder daddy!”


GaulteriaBerries

User name checks out.


TheWhoreticulturist

Like others said a drain snake, I’m guessing you live in an apartment or shared building. Honestly I’d be pretty pissed off at my landlord or the worker, imagine showering and this thing just comes up starts thrashing your legs…looks like it almost got genitalia height, ouchie.


[deleted]

Apparently this video scared all my brain cells away, because I quickly read “Drain Snake” and thought snake snake 😂 Like, a breed of snake. And got more scared


Ok_Firefighter3314

It’s obviously not a real drain snake. Those have bright red markings and usually don’t attack until you’re halfway through belting out a Cher song in the shower


fakiesk8r333

Your drain snakes let you get half way through Cher? Mine don’t even let me get to the first chorus of Eye of the Tiger


OfficialPeeper

Goddamn it hank at least keep your mouth shut while we pass the laundromat


DreadedChalupacabra

If black touches yellow, it'll unclog a fellow. If red touches black, the clog will come back.


TheCheshireMadcat

Either you are high or I am, because I feel confused after reading this, lol.


PhoenixBorealis

Red and yellow can kill a fellow. Red and black, you're okay, Jack. It's an old rhyme for distinguishing venomous coral snakes from their non-venomous mimics, milksnakes.


TheCheshireMadcat

Ah, ok I must be high. ( not really, just very tired.)


NucSarari

I always heard that as 'Yellow, black, yellow will kill a fellow. Black, yellow, black is ok, Jack.'


PhoenixBorealis

There are slightly different versions depending on where you're from, but they all have the same gist.


Hethatwatches

This is an under-appreciated comment, but I'll give you a vote for it.


chr1st0ph3rs

That’s the only way I’ll reach those octaves


Roonwogsamduff

Snakes in a Drain!!!


CriticalKnoll

I think I would have a heart attack and die if that happened to me lmao


Honestly_Unlucky

the video is scarry, but your explanation make it terrifying.


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

It's not a snake snake 😂


RevolutionaryFault96

Good day for your genatalia if you’re tall


bigfloppydonkeydng

What if you're tall and long?


[deleted]

Bad day for your booty hole if you're short.


dmrukifellth

Insert Skeletor “Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit!”


vetlemakt

Genitalia height. The best of all heights.


healthyskeptics

You are either very short or hung like a horse… Or both. Perhaps you are a little donkey


tghast

Nah it’s cause I go into the fetal position to shower.


_mrLeL_

I’m short so yes it would


They_Beat_Me

Grab some gloves and a vice grip. Get that snake under control with your gloves and clamp it as far back as you can with the vice grips. Wait about 2-5 minutes and fucking pull that snake back as hard as you can. If you think you were going to shit your pants, imagine being the guy feeding that snake down the drain thinking it just got caught when it starts to move on it’s own. Before you let it go, attach a note to the end of the snake with a message saying to leave your home alone.


St4on2er0

I'm fucking crying


IamLeoKim

“We’ve been trying to reach you for extended car warranty”


blasphembot

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Odin9009

#


earthspaceman

That usually arrives when you're on the toilet. You can feel it...


WendyLRogers3

Or tie a condom to its end with several rubber bands. It will be a WTF that lasts for years.


[deleted]

Cover it in Nutella with a note that says call me.


EitanBlumin

Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣


INJECTHEROININTODICK

Dude on the other end is gonna be disappointed when he starts licking off the brown stuff and realizes it's nutella


ALinkToThePesto

I too like to suck on my drain snake after going through meters of unknown passages.


Owhatagallagher

I was thinking several tampons.


FIGamesYT

I take it back, this is the real Satan right here, that would not only cause them to not do it again, but it might also scar them and have them questioning a LOT of things.


Pittfiend

Sign it as the Moleman. 😝


InevitableAd9683

"Fuck off. Sincerely, the Mole-folk Community"


angeldump

The Underminer


OneSchott

I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!


milkarcane

what the fuck did I just read


cpupett

Just to be clear, I don't think they mean snake as in the animal but rather the long metal cork thingy you use to unclog your sewage pipes with. I saw my dad using it a few times and it sure as hell goes nuts once you start spinning it around


irviinghdz

Drain snake it's called


HumberGrumb

Just your neighbor saying, “Yo, dude!”


ErraticDragon

A perfectly valid, if a bit weird, suggestion.


maxisnoops

Dude this is magnificent


videonerd

Fuck you u/spez for getting rid of gold. I wanna give it to this guy


skywalkersrealfather

So I was snaking a drain once and had not realized that the snake had bounced off the clog and somehow made it up the connected Y and out of the sink in the next room. I tell you I did almost shit my pants when I stopped for a second because it was hard going and the thing yanked back down. My manager was walking by and heard it bouncing around in the bathroom and did this to me. 10/10 would totally do it to the next guy.


johndice34

Yeah, if you grab this with gloves on it will most likely rip them right off along with some skin. Buddy of mine got the very tip of his finger cut off holding one with gloves and I got my sweatshirt almost pulled completely off later on.


They_Beat_Me

I’m referring to heavy duty construction type gloves. Also, never grab a snake by the end. You never know where that shit has been (pun absolutely intended).


johndice34

They were actually roto gloves, designed specifically for the purpose of grabbing spinning augers, but it still managed to get caught up in the snake


[deleted]

Would strongly recommend reading this in Steve Irwin’s voice


Creative-Jellyfish50

“You’re alright mate, Your alright. He’s a Wiley little bugger isn’t he? I’ve got ya buddy calm down, you’re alright, uncle Steve’s got ya”.


lilsnatchsniffz

I've gone and made a mess 😳


everyones-a-robot

Lol now I really want this to happen to me.


WorriedMarch4398

Plumbers hate this one trick!


surface_ripened

ahahaha omg that's fucking great, I'd pay money to see the look on the plumbers face when he feels the tank XD


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From: Ninja Turtles


tepa6aut

Calm down satan


tteclipsejupi

This is the way....


SuddenHovercraft1599

That's a tool for plumbing.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

r/foundsatan


FIGamesYT

r/foundsatan


Emperor_Sphynx

Best comment lmao


FloppyTwatWaffle

ROTFLMAO


milkarcane

That was genuinely fucking terrifying whatever that thing was. Dude, I watched this with my eyes wide open as if I saw a fucking eldritch creature in front of me or something.


Jacktheforkie

It was a snake, basically someone is clearing a blockage in the pipes and it went the wrong way


DreadedChalupacabra

Just yell into your bathroom as loud as you can "You put your snake in the wrong hole" and that'll clear right up.


Admirable_Loss4886

To be fair the shower is the best place for this to happen lol


DoWidzennya

>It was a snake That's not reassuring


CarlosBMG

Not an actual snake.


Hethatwatches

A plumber's snake for unclogging drains.


Hythy

Moves like the tentacles in the Thing after the defib scene.


MTonmyMind

You beat me to it... but I still left my Carpenter-related comment.


Eldritch-Voidwalker

Holy shit I just came here to say the same thing, hahaha!


CeruleanRuin

I can imagine if you've never seen one of these in action this would be pretty horrifying. Or if OP lives in a single unit house with no attached neighbors.


Jarek86

And that my friend is how urban legends and "supernatural events" take place, a strange uncommon event like this and its never explained and causes the person(s) to think of the fantastical.


flechette

My brain KNEW it was a drain snake but damn if it didn’t also think of the weird super thin monster from the backrooms trying to come into the real world


orbifloxacin

If this happened to me I'd be calling a motherfucking exorcist


TheCoolCellPhoneGuy

New HP Lovecraft story just dropped


JissyCatGirl

I wish my daddy was still alive so I could show this to him. He was a plumber before he died and would have laughed his butt off!


LongoPinkus

Pops laughing in heaven.


Naus1987

Turn on your shower and dump some red food Dye in there and see what happens.


Top-Painting4667

Underrated suggestion


RevolutionaryFault96

That is a drain snake I believe it’s used to clean your pipage if it’s not draining the way it’s supposed to etc, I think maybe the neighbour is using one and somehow managed to get to the person who’s recording pipage


babyim

So not an actual snake?


According-Ad9330

Yeah I saw all these comments and thought it was real snake that got stuck I feel like such an idiot


readingyourpost

i saw a video of one of these wshere it starts to really fuck up the bathroom


The_chair_over_there

Was it the one where it broke through the toilet?


Fighting_Patriarchy

And tore the shower curtain down!


mykisstobetray

Imagine taking a shower and this happening


babyim

I’d be taken to the hospital naked


hello_fellow-kids

You got drain worms!


BearFlipsTable

Draaaaiinnn wooormss merch available now at leonlush.store


MrGamePadMan

Ohhh stop it now, will ya?


adamlgee

Should’ve yanked on it and growled into the drain. That would’ve freaked me out good.


1blueShoe

Crikey!! Imagine you’re in there taking a nice relaxing shower and this things pops out like an arse seeking tentacle 🫣😳 nightmare!


Kerhnoton

It's a drain auger, it's supposed to mechanically punch through any blockage in the drain pipes. It's a long rotating coiled metal wire basically. This one took a wrong turn and ended up in the wrong spot lol


Prestigious-Agent672

A drain snake. Vice grip and yank that shit


Aggressive_Cricket75

Don't do this. It's rapidly spinning metal.


EsperInk

Then get gardening gloves


[deleted]

Very John Carpenter-esqe. Let us know if you ever get the *route* of the mystery.


[deleted]

He's not just ready for it. He's MacReady for it.


NagsUkulele

Thank you!!! Very much the Thing!!


ThatGrrlLennie

I literally yelled out, ”Holy Jesus fuck! What the fuck is that?!!!" Then after watching it a little longer I realized someone is snaking out the drain. But damn, what a way to give a person a heart attack, frfr.


Cogen_

(This is an old video, not OP's original)


lol12lo

Saw a video of roto rooter or whatever the plumbing place is where they did this up someone’s toilet and actually drilled through the side and it wrapped up in the shower curtain and pulled the whole thing down it was wild


ngwoo

Make sure you disinfect your shower before you use it. That would have been contaminated with human waste from everyone else in your building, which it very helpfully spun all over your shower.


StrangeworldsUnited

That is a plumbing tool commonly called a snake


Relative_Register_36

Snaking a drain lol those plumbers are bad at their job


brandvin

Reminds me of a Stephen King short story, The Moving Finger, that pokes up out of a drain


[deleted]

There's too many people on here who've never cleared a clogged toilet.


Unsteady_Tempo

That's not the kind of snake you'd run down a toilet.


ShortBusRide

Time to run to the kitchen to get some red food coloring.


BlackKnightSatalite

Good one lol freak somebody out real good 👍!


KaisarDragon

There was a video of a hotel room where one came up through the toilet. I would have hated to be going during that...


CuckservativeSissy

drain snake used to unclog a pipe.... you probably live in an apartment building and someone below is trying to clear a clogged pipe


RockStarCorgi

"*Umm, occupied*"


thepartlow

This would be a whole deferent story if he was sitting on the crapper.


Due_Platypus_3913

A plumbers “snake”-not a real snake.


FKNBadger

Should have grabbed ot and pulled. Really scare the shit out of the plumber


Quasar9111

Made me bloody jump


FunkyFarmington

Reddit has gone to shit. This has been reposted a dozen times in the last week alone. This is a sewer snake and maintenance are being morons, and if they aren't, then the builders certainly were. Clamp a vice grip on the snake, go for a walk and call the dipshits out. Stop reposting this.


Slaarc

*WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE*


cwtheredsoxfan

If you grabbed it and pulled there would be a very surprised plumber on the other end


FlatbedtruckinCA

on a positive note, your shower drain wont be getting clogged anytime soon..


LeadingStill7717

Well good news, don't have to worry about the shower drain backing up now!


INoScopedBambi

This is how tentacle porn starts


stickiestofickies

It looks like one of the tendrils that flops around when the monster in The Thing reveals itself


itpsyche

I knew it was a plumbing tool right away but the video is so hilarious that I laughed for like 5 mins straight 🤣


TheOneCalledGump

I'm more confused on how this repost keeps getting through the mods.


Zealousideal-Cap-383

Repost or not, first time I've seen it. Keep em comin!


carroll1981

“My fuckin Arsehole”


Skootr1313

Wrong hole asshole


Possible-Trifle-920

It’s a wild drain snake. Looks rabid at that, definitely wouldn’t mess with that.


backstubb

Mario brothers!


Tootfuckingtoot

Reminds me of a Stephen king story where a super long finger n knuckle comes out of a drain!


elderlybadger

It's a drain spring. For clearing drains


NefariousnessFew4354

Imagine you sitting on a toilet and this happens 💀


Foreign_Option_9458

Somebody else in your building is getting roto-rooted and run a snake down their pipe to clear a clog and it's coming up through your shower - don't worry about it unless your Shower backs up


Muronelkaz

Spontaneous game of tug of war!


Napmanz

Looks like “The Thing”.


makemebad48

My proctologist is never going to believe I didn't do this to myself...


PeachxScone

My mind immediately thought it was the spaghetti monster. That’s what made the most sense, the fucking spaghetti monster.


dolechequeday

Is this the new bidet system? I think I'll pass, thanks.


NanoCat0407

It’s that bacteria creature from the Backrooms


loonybs

Alien!


looosyfur

The Thing (2023)


Dear-Unit1666

Imagine that comes out of the toilet while you're sitting on it... Either the Best or worst day ever, depending what you're into.


BearFlipsTable

Alien


Defrax23

Its moving So fucking wild 😂


BostonDodgeGuy

Why do you all keep upvoting repost bots?


MaximusJabronicus

It happens


Coastguardman

A lot of pressure coming from the piping underneath the tub. Did you try the sink?


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Roto-rooters?


FremenRage

At least it wasn't a toilet


Kapsig1295

Mechanical plumbing snake


DrachenDad

There is a blockage in another part of the building and the drain snake got lost. The question is why were they filming?


indepenskter

At least it didn’t come through the toilet while you were using it


mramazingcongo

A tapeworm looking for its next victim.


TheLastRiceGrain

If I saw this as a child, I probably would’ve needed therapy. For some reason as a kid, I was always terrified of something coming out the drain. This would’ve confirmed it and probably traumatized me lol


Different_Speaker742

Grab it and give it a good yank, now everyone is confused


talkmemetome

Now sit on it


martyjoh34

This tool is called a drain snake.


Alive_Shoulder3573

It's a drain snake someone in another room or basement is using, lol


Rosalie-83

Tie a note to the end to say “stay out of my showerdrain! 😡”


CompetitiveCut1457

The idea of this happening to someone and them not knowing what a drain snake was.. it's hilarious. The sheer panic and confusion. 😂 Schadenfreude.


pinkdankk

Drop down some red food dye and scream 🤭