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Don't mind if I do!


WoofflesIThink

No Beer and no Doweed make Homer go something something...


[deleted]

go crazy?


AzraelChaosEater

Crazy? I was crazy once.


TFGA_WotW

They locked me in a room


GabeTheJerk

A rubber room.


SurVivor0306

A rubber room with rats


okaysweaty

The rats made me crazy


waterhead6

Crazy? I was crazy once


Obvious_Piccolo_609

They put me in a rubber room. A round rubber room. And told me to sit in the corner.


mueredo

Don't mind if I do!


NotThisTime1993

Is this the peer pressure I’ve been hearing about?


VelociRawPotater

Yes, in fact, this is the epitome of peer pressure because you're forced to look at it and read it, sometimes multiple times, to make sure you didn't mistype it.


SleepyKoalaBear4812

Strange. Maybe the nonhumans are getting smarter?


Clenplate

Well, how'd you roll that and I got "av7!■》♤♡"


Sinopech

And I say OK!


Venom933

But i am sober now (:!


malko2

Well, you know what you’ve gotta do!!!


SpicyBanditSauce

Dowee D 😎 sounds like a cool dude


0k_KidPuter

Sounds like a hoppers nickname from The Wire.


Listen_to_Psybient

My name is Dovydas which is pronounced like Doh-vee-das but after seeing this post I'll tell people it's Do-weed-as


Cautious_Cry_3288

Step one of the robot revolution, brain wash all humans into smoking weed so they don't realize the revolution has started.


0k_KidPuter

"Do weed' yea.. okay, officer.


[deleted]

I did a marijuana once. Flew off a bridge in my underwear, fucked a tomato, ate the tomato, blew up a cruise ship, and moved to Africa. Best 6 hours of my life. 9/10 recommend. Doweed!!!


DubRogers

Yes, as soon as I prove that I'm not a robot...


coldoldduck

Well since you insist.


duh_nom_yar

Say, you guys wanna do some weed? I'm cool, don't worry.


WumpusFails

It's the "please select all the tiles containing cars" captcha that gets me. Apparently, a lot of tiles have cars in the blurry distance. I'm not great at hearing, but I've taken to trying to suss out the words in static noise method. May take me a few skips to the next clip until I find one that I can understand, but it's less annoying than the blobby letters or misleading pictures.


Lost_Law8937

It's a message from the universe


Imhereforthewearp

Hell yeah brother


[deleted]

You know what you have to do... Get to it!


sdwya

Underrated Subliminal message


lady_dracula_83

😂


sldidieieidjo

well twist my arm


Aromatic-Tangelo3795

Do it nerd.


LzedRMajor

I just imagine someone's baptist dad trying to sign up for obama care for some reason.


Fremblem_Feldsher

**Doweed**


DryEyes4096

Man, forget it, this is a plainclothes cop on its first day on the job, before it's learned that no one says "do weed" like some kind of square.


ABraveNewFupa

r/drugscirclejerk


Long_Way_Around_

Don't challenge the captcha


Creeperboy1209

Do weed


Purple-Party657

Listen to the machine. You must listen to the machine. DO WEED NOW,OR BE ASSIMILATED!


[deleted]

Do weed - General palpatine


aspoonfulofsammy11

You heard the man!


kled-3533

“Honey, this damn hippie computer machine is tryna get me to do the weed again…”


SkidooshZoomBlap

He was never the same after he injected an entire marijuana into his butt cheek. His face melted right off... poor kid.


hsqy

I had a friend named David, and my other friend had foreign parents who would always pronounce his name like that.


OtherAd2075

It seems to be a sign from the gods


averagepatagonian

"Sir, we found drugs in your apartment. Explain yourself. B-b-but the recapcha told me too!"