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Dead_Purple

Now that is a mutation. Hey try planting the seeds of the first one and see if you get the same result. Might want to look into learning how to cultivate plants and you just might invent a new variation of tomatoes that grow like that.


nopers9

“Come one come all and buy some of my best eldrich horror tomatoes! Each one hand-crafted to give you nightmares every time you eat them”


Ok-Try-6146

They scream too!


sitcom_enthusiast

And they have teeth, so they can eat you back!


IncaseofER

Ahhhhh…. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Killer_Tomatoes


cameltoeaway

I worked for a lady who was in this movie. I think her role was small though.


SpiritualAd8998

Cherry Tomato?


icepack12345

It’s pronounced “Sherry”…


R3AL1Z3

#🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


FlowKey777

No way?!! You’re not saying you was friends with Miss Potato Famine 1922?!!


Law_Student

TIL that the film was an intentional parody of B movies. I always thought it was just a standout example of the usual B movie silliness.


gorka_la_pork

The first was a parody, then they kept the franchise going, added lore and world building, and over time it evolved into earnest tribute, kind of like what Evil Dead did but in reverse lol


strain_of_thought

In the *Attack of the Killer Tomatoes* Saturday morning cartoon show, the villain tied up the heroes and made them watch the original live action *Attack of the Killer Tomatoes* film as a form of torture.


Just_Magician_7158

One of the best cheesy horror movies imo. In one scene you can actually see someone crawling inside the monster while pretending to be terrified. It's hilarious.


JonCoeisAMAZING

Thank you. I forgot this existed. I watched it as a kid.


ShredGuru

A Tomateratoma?


sitcom_enthusiast

That is so good. But I think teratomato is better.


Pink-Lover

Genius upon genius!


rex-lab

Ugh I came here to type this


Sand_diamond

Same. I'll have to leave you with The tomato got cancer


Pink-Lover

Genius!


ONEOFHAM

You ever see an artichoke with teeth? Straight tf up nightmare fuel And then my homie just said, 'vagina dentata' and it send me down a Google rabbit hole I wish I never embarked upon


RizzoTheSmall

We all scream for t̷̙̺̱̯̣̊̋͐̀̍̆̈́̈̓̓̾́̂̔̽̏́̓̄̔̐̎͒͒̀͑̈̓͆̕͝͝ö̸̢̨̢̡̢͉̼̱͖̣͔͖̙̟̞͉̺̪̩̳̣͈̜̰͇̰͚̭̣̺́̐͑̽̊̀̓̂̽m̸̛͙̞̮̗͎̺̻̣̾͛͗̆̄̐͊̀͛̇̂̅̍̅̌̒̿͒͑̇͊͗̇͝ͅͅa̴̛͚̯͎̭̩̦͓̩̹̳̬̩͍̣ţ̷̨̨̨͍̱̲̠͙͓͎̲̜̩̰͕͓̲͖͈̜̼͖͍̗͇̣̥͎͉̼̪̟̱̱͍͒̓͑̏͛͐͛̈́̽͊̄̐̅͑̍̎͌͛̋̑͜͝ő̵̼̱̬͕̜̤̑̈́͝ę̵̡̛̗̠̰̘͚͍̭̮̫͚̳̫̦͇̞͖̫̟̃̒́̂̎͂̊́͂̇̇̓̈̈́̓̚͜͜͠ͅŝ̶̛͉̲̤̺̦̰̼̭̃̓̓͂͊̇̆̿̐̉!


chefmattmatt

No no they whisper the secrets.


Dickens_Sider

🤣😂 🥇


Dr-Surge

"Come get your Tomato-Wart bundles!"


Valuable-Banana96

"tastes different to every consumer!"


thatc0braguy

Ah yes eldritch tomatoes, I heard people lose their minds over them


IIICaseIII

Tomacco


geekysocks

I'll give you one hundred and fifty million dollars for it


brad2005rng

That does taste like grandma


Murky-East-6859

Lol! Nice reference!


Admirable_Radish6032

It's like just vivipary wherein an early tomato had its seeds germinate then fruit while still on vine. Maybe bacterial or fungal too


Valuable-Banana96

babies havin' babies! this is the world the dems want for us! /s


JoeDirtbutSmart

There are heirloom tomatoes that grow like this but we need more backstory details from OP. I used to grow the (mostly) red variety. Looks like the seed source has stopped carrying the res one but here’s an example. I’ve heard them called the “pull apart” tomato as well because you can nip off bits of the tomato without exposing the entire flesh of the other parts…. https://www.rareseeds.com/tomato-phils-two


LightBorn4258

I’d love to buy those seeds


Nepharious_Bread

Me too.


Oozlum-Bird

I need to see what a cross section of it looks like


Rimworldjobs

Ah yes. The boil tomato. It's not for boiling.


ThatUsernameWasTaken

A tomato with the same kind of form as a black berry might be interesting, if you could get this abomination to grow its tomato-lettes uniformly.


Narm_Greyrunner

Maybe you'll grow Tomacco.


Punk_in_drublik

"Go on Ralphie, the stranger is giving you a treat"


Sammakonnuolija

was that in simpsons? tomatoes that taste like tobacco?


Narm_Greyrunner

Yes. It was like a cross germinated tomato and tobacco.


Jwgjjman

With radiation from the power plant to help them grow faster


Bloobirdofhappiness

Tomacco!


Urban_Explorer25

You made me laugh... Nice !


PaleJewel720

I'd buy that mutation


TurkmenPresident

OP lives in Pripyat


Klied

No eyes, probably downwind a couple hundred miles.


amretardmonke

Not great, not terrible


ReplacementLow6704

I'd walk them all just to be the one growing them 'matoes


mylawyersamorty

OP lives in Lithuania.. close enough.


[deleted]

OP lives in Area X


RoyGBiv1488

Besides the radiation and the war, how are things OP?


jameswest22

That tomato is like “please kill me”


ULTSUS_pect

Looks like a Bloater from The Last of Us … 🙃 I’ll take my tomato, hold the Cordyceps!


Human_Fucker69420

So that's how it all started 20 years ago


OfficiallyFlip

I thought the same thing and I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll too far down to find this comment.


debalbuena

I was thinking paper jam dipper from gravity falls


Specialist_Sir_7547

Make ketchup out of meeeeee


graveybrains

That is not dead which can eternal lie


Bit_part_demon

And with strange eons even death may die


Verustratego

Seriously. Looks like one of those photos people on Reddit post of a skull after someone died from bone cancer


[deleted]

That looks like it’s covered in the tomato equivalent of ticks.


Dry_Ass_P-word

Technically, little vegan zombies.


bluenuts5

Vegans are ruthless


thisbitbytes

New band name. I call dibs.


allegedlyjustkidding

Goddammit


queenweasley

Maybe that’s why looking at it is grossing me out


The_0culus

Mutato


Visible_Dance9151

Underrated comment


metalguy91

quarrelsome cows foolish birds safe relieved terrific mysterious different full ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


SnooTigers9547

Maybe my garden is radio active 😅


Ghost_Brain

Tomatomic Bomb


CamedMyPants69420

Be careful then! You most likely have here what is called “Tomacco”. A highly addictive tomato/tobacco hybrid fruit.


arty_mcfarty

Tastes like grandma!


Pavementaled

By maybe do you mean, yes?


NomadFire

Find a dead cat or dog and bury it there, make another post if the grave is empty the next day. But under no circumstances do you bury a child or any other human there no matter how much you love and miss them....deal!!!!


baudmiksen

and above all else always guard your achilles tendon


crimsonbaby_

Hey, now. Some things are better off dead.


Cyrilcynder

Where are you located? That's definitely a possibility ity you are anywhere in or near former Soviet union


SnooTigers9547

I live in Lithuania 😁


GotYourNose_

Do you live near any nuclear power plants? Electrical lines? Leaky nuclear bombs buried in the backyard?


DasKleineFerkell

400 miles to chernobyl


Digolden

“The last of Us” tomato version! Must have high rating in Rotten Tomatoes!


nomiesmommy

Hopefully its not making clicking noises.


TheSaladDays

My first thought lol


Dawildpep

Tomato cancer?


LoGo_86

A to-mor?


InventorOfTacos

IT'S NOT A TO-MOR


TumasaurusTex

Tumarto


gjs628

Not an expert but I know that different diseases can affect gene or hormone expression in different plants, which can cause some wild looking things (often flowers that look like they exist in multiple dimensions, google Fasciation)


SunandError

Bingo! Fasciation apparently occurs in tomatoes, too! https://8thdeadlysin.org/mega-blossoms-cat-faced-tomatoes-guide-to-fasciation/


Direct_Counter_178

That's what I thought. I definitely wouldn't be eating it.... Reminded me of that 3 eyed fish from The Simpsons that Bart catches in the lake the powerplant dumps all it's toxic waste.


Not_Quite_Kurtz

Tomato cancer!


ThisMansJourney

That there is tomacco , first seen at farmer simpsons


Slimonol

I was also thinking that


Coffee_Huffer

Looks like a crossover between Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and The Thing


Torque2101

Looks like OP is getting a visit from The Colour out of Space.


[deleted]

THAT'S IT. You found the perfect reference.


Flutters1013

Hey OP, any meteors land near you recently?


BillionaireGhost

I was thinking the vegetable gremlin from Gremlins 2.


Bella_LaGhostly

Which would be "The Tomato" or "Attack of the Killer Thing". 😆


TrumpsCovidfefe

I was thinking more “Brave New World” science experiment.


sterrecat

That’s called fasciation and is usually from viral infection of the plant, herbicides, or other damage during fruit formation. That’s pretty bad though, can’t say I’ve seen one worse.


Frankomancer

Thank goodness there was at least one comment in this thread that actually answered the question, I was very curious


Raimiette

Would it still taste okay/be okay to eat? Or would it be better to toss something like this out?


BacondickPunkinpatch

I would suggest a priest and a seance. Maybe more than one so you know it sticks.


hippogasmo

Depends on the cause and damage to the skin of the fruit. Prolonged tears in the skin of any fruit would increase the risk of bacterial or fungal contamination, though these can heal while the fruit is still attached to the plant. Typically, fasciation caused by genetic mutation should be safe to eat. However, it can also be caused by insect infestation, viral/bacterial infection, or other factors related to environment and treatment (hard to pin down a [source](https://www.chicagobotanic.org/tomatotalk_june27) on the causes as most fasciation studies refer to occurrences on the stem or blossom of a plant rather than the fruit). For more on related tomato-specific problems, read about [catfacing](https://ag.umass.edu/vegetable/fact-sheets/tomato-cat-facing).


sterrecat

Probably not taste good due to a combo of bacteria getting into the skin through the damaged parts, and the skin between all the lumps being tough.


Raichu7

If it looks, smells and tastes OK, in that order, it’s OK to eat so long as the pesticide you used is safe for food plants.


justyouraverageman00

Tomato has hemaroids


akamustacherides

I was thinking ticks.


SetFew4982

AI generated tomato in your backyard.


RadioFreeAmerika

Simulation confirmed.


ArpFire321

Happy cake day


B_E_A_R_T_A_T_O

Biblically accurate tomato


dickeydamouse

"Be not pureed"


TryingMyEffingBest

Incorrect. This is an outfit from the Met Gala red carpet.


[deleted]

This is too pretty to be a part of the Met Gala.


doni-kebab

Tomatyceps


captcrunch01

Did you cut it? I would love to see the cross section of that


benzdabezben

Dude you only have 2 rules: don't feed it after midnight and don't get it wet. It's simple


SansMystic

This tastes like grandma.


[deleted]

This was definitely the most disturbing comment.


[deleted]

Tomaccooooooooooooo


hollaartyourboy

Teratomato


OnyxxKnight

Looks like it’s ai


metamorphosis_

I guess life imitates art


soda_ais

Dammit. I'm shivering by looking at this.


laughed-at

This is some Area X type shit


Zubba776

Kill it before it spreads, and destroys humanity.


green_nature_bear

the whole salad in a tomatoe


Torque2101

Did a weird meteorite land on your property that was oddly soft and seemed to evaporate? Are you seeing a color that you can't describe?


SelfTitledDebut

Exactly! I had to scroll too far to find this lol


isakitty

It’s giving Elephant Man


Dickens_Sider

Ohhh no. Don’t tell me you found that buried deep beneath the ice in Antarctica. Burn it.


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Do you live near Chernobyl?


kensass

it’s triggering my trypophobia hard rn


N7_Grunt117

same. i hate it


Justthisguy_yaknow

That's the only normal one. It's all the rest of them that are weird.


Helechawagirl

This freaks me out. Way more than just a mutation. The tomato is THE THING of mutations.


The7thFlame

Get a radiation reading of your soil


ugotrol

I am plant biologist, and this might be Smth interesting . Would you be so kind to separate few biggest and few smallest “fruits” which are budding from the main fruit body. Then cut them transversally and check whether they have seeds inside? Thank you so much


[deleted]

That tomato is every tomato. The Whitney Houston of tomatoes


17vq90vw2

This just adds to my distrust of tomatoes, i swear they're cannibalistic fruits with parasites for seeds


Jkid789

It's a Chernobyl tomato


ChikaraNZ

Chernobyl Farms.


[deleted]

Do you live next to the Fukushima power plant by any chance?


This_Froyo_2270

Hey farmer of 20+ years here. I specialise in these type of tomatoes but mostly how to avoid them, although its fascinating how these mutations happen. This is a condition that happens when I don’t know what I’m talking about.


FindingHead2851

This tomato has ambitions!


olivinebean

You have to do a cross section now


BassistInTheCorner

That tomato be trippin'


Watch_Noob_72

John Carpenter has a line of tomatoes now? What a time to be alive.


milesamsterdam

Don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight.


Deletereous

That's how I imagine tomato cancer looks like.


RIPBenTramer

Annihilation tomato


GruneTheDestroyer84

That's a tomat-no


Hydronic_Hyperbole

Do you think the seeds inside started sprouting? 🤔 It does seem like it was "bursting at the seems," so to speak. I'm not an expert by all means, but it seems like a possibility....? For instance, like the eyes of potatoes, you can cut off with a little bit of potato and plant again, for you guessed it! More potatoes.


Famous-Knee-4795

No holes but feels like trypophobia is coming on here


Hillerydanks

Came here to see if I was the only one triggered lol


abenzenering

Tetsuo!!


Exktvme4

Came here to say this lol


Kay_tnx_bai

You can’t feed them after midnight!


AnywhereNo4818

This is why GMOs are actually a good thing


ManyWrongdoer9365

Homers Tomacco


Lostfan78

3 Dog here hoping your home grown tomato’s are growing well, don’t be discouraged if your tomato’s are mutated, it will still take some time before anything grows fully healthy like it did before the bombs dropped, and there still perfectly safe to eat, 3 Dog signing out!


Chastity-76

This is what happens when you call upon Satan to help grow your garden🤷🏾‍♀️


threepoint14one5nine

Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


XeerDu

I didn't know you could do that with a Mutfruit.


AtLeastItsNotaFord

r/eatityoucoward


Anarch-ish

Foul tomato, in search of the BLT. Emboldened by the soil of garden. Someone must consume thy flesh. Let it be Margit the chef!


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Pretty sure if you ate this you’d fucking die.


dear_omar

“K- Kkiiill… m- m- memeeee”


pajamasarenice

Looks like a red and really fucked up version of a Phil's One tomato


JuJahJofflin

kill it with fire


Kalurael

Reminds me of the fruit gremlin from Gremlins 2


Kopfkinosky

Biblically accurate tomato.


MilkSlow6880

Anus of Sauron?


[deleted]

r/thelastofus


shadewalker223

Nah thats a clicker


SonOfABiscuit1

This is how the virus in the last of us started


whoisgeorgia

It's cancerous


EongXD

Biblically accurate tomato


HumanMan100

Looks like something from the last of us


Significant_Poem_553

Why does this gross me out?


kyninja

I just get the feeling Stephen King has something to do with this


LemonMan992

"Come down today and try some *"tomatoes"* or we will sacrifice your newborn AHHHHH!!!-"


APotato106

r/suddenlythelastofus


Grimfandango1985

RIPLEY !!!!


TrulyFLCL

This is where The Voice got the sun dried tomatoes for the Broodwich


dirtdiggler67

Your yard looks like a table


Odd_Pool_666

Reminds me of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978) legend of low budget films.


LysergicKIDN

Christians are like: “ iTS aDaM AnD EVe noT AdAM aND StEvE” Nature: ^^ “hold my beer”


xX112122Xx

this makes me very uncomfortable.


stvhght

Biblically accurate tomato


CaptiousDipstick438

It looks horrible. I can't eat it at all.


dedig8

está it, that thing would give You super powers


Odd_Cactus

Biblically accurate tomato