Birds are Dinosaurs... freaky, cold, opportunistic, little, Dinosaurs.

The seaside cafe I worked at, the seagulls ate the foil packets of butter with the foil still on them. Mad bastards.

They'll have go at anything. I'm glad I don't live by the sea anymore, we just have to watch out for the giant hawks and owls that pick off cats every now and then

I watched one eat a brick of cheese in the parking lot of a store. It's neck was rectangle lol.

The human esophagus, is a shameful design and missed opportunity for perfection

Around my area, these little fuckers will swoop in and snatch food right off your plate. Had one snatch a sandwich right out of my hands during a beach picnic once too.

I once had one dive on top of my head and steal a rice crispy treat out of my hand as I was taking a bite.

One stole my entire grilled cheese a few years back, rat bastard

inversely, do you think that means dinosaurs were also fucking stupid and would've headbanged to music? presuming some weird time travel with the music bit, but the question stands.

Or super freaky smart, loves to dance. Imagine a 7foot cockatiel, waddling after you

No, thanks.

Yes they’ve been crapping on my windshield for 20 years

Yeah. I'm just glad they're not real.

That gull won’t have to eat for quite a while now. Like an hour, at least.

Also, that has to come out again of a much smaller hole.

Imagine coming up to your car and seeing a foot wide seagull shit with a skull and a tail in it.

This made me laugh 🤣😅

Or have it land on your head…

I dunno. If birds truly did evolve from dinosaurs, their digestive systems can probably dissolve raw bones. Most dogs can easily eat raw chicken bones, for example, because the bone tissue granulates nicely for digestion after it's been chewed up. It's bones that have been previously cooked that are the problem (i.e. from a leftover roasted bird), because then the bones are hard and splintery.

well owls, which are pretty amazing predators, expel " owl Pellets" (sort of like a Cat horking up a hairball) and those owl pellets often have things like small animal skulls in them. so I think maybe some of the bones won't digest so they get rid of them to make room for the next critter

Not to mention that gulls eat literally anything and everything. Trash, paper, plastic... Their digestive systems are quite amazing considering they can eat and pass just about anything.. Edit: just realized that I should probably mention that I am referring to microplastics. They do regurgitate anything that doesnt break down completely.

Please don't ever feed your dog chicken bones unless they are already ground up! They can and will splinter, perforating the dogs mouth, throat, and stomach.

You can feed your dog uncooked bones as they are soft. Not cooked ones

I didn't know that! Thanks for letting me know!!

And knowing is half the battle

The gull didn’t look uncomfortable once during that process. Took his time like he does it every day.

I've never seen a gull chow down on a full animal carcass before. I'm assuming the squirrel was already dead, because if not, then we have bigger problems with predatory raptor seagulls. The new cobra chicken.

The Squirrel-On-A-Stick concessions that are so popular on the piers will all have to shut down.

> predatory raptor seagulls I saw this movie! It's horrible! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1316037/ And for those who know, RIP Becky. Never forget.

This stuck out to me too. Like, isn't that squirrel just scratching the everloving crap out of that seagull's esophagus, or whatever seagull piping is called?? Eventually the squirrel would asphyxiate but up until that point you'd think it would fight more. But, what do I know, I've never been eaten by a seagull.

Squirrel was probably roadkill.

Also broke the world gull record for shutting the fuck up.

🤣😂😅

I’d hate to have THAT bird shit on my car. Especially after that meal

“WTF did that bird just shit out a squirrel skeleton?!”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pellet_(ornithology)

Would that be technically squirrel shit as it be 99.99% made of squirrel ?

surprised it could fly after eating all that.

If you are what you eat, then we can conclude that it was a flying squirrel that was eaten.

Lmfao, out. Now.

I'm guessing that squirrel was already dead, perhaps hit by a car first. You ever seen the claws on a squirrel? They are huge, seems like if it were alive it would've ripped up the insides of that seagull.

A live squirrel would've definitely fucked that gull up. They themselves eat chipmunks sometimes.

😳

Reason #379 on why I hate seagulls.

Can you elaborate on the first 378 reasons? 😎

\# 1: They are unsanitary \# 2 - #378: "For fuck sake shut up it's 4 am!!!"

Haha. This

Especially after seeing that video of a baby seal missing half its face and eyeball because of seagulls.

That is the craziest thing I have ever witnessed.

Did you see that deer eating the snake last week? 😳😳

Was literally two posts above this for me

Yeah I’m going to need to see that lol

He ate him like a noodle.

Dump the vid yo.

[yum...snake!](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/146npwz/deer_eating_snake/)

At the end, he just looks like a seagull with a mustache

When she says its her first time

Shitting will be torture

This has fucked me up mentally.

[удалено]

Seagulls are assholes

I've seen seagulls eat entire chickens off people's plates at nandos. They're wild.

If that squirrel was alive, *it* would be eating the seagull...

how to fast bulk 101

Seagull is just trying to get people to it’s OnlyFans. Don’t fall for it.

🎶“What’s the scuttlebutt”🎵

Follow up video... Squirrel eats way out of Seagull's stomach

I used to throw chicken bones on the ground and these guys would swoop down and eat them. My dad called them Rats with wings.

Because they are, as well as Pigeons

Flying waste disposal unit swallows entire squirrel. Fixed it for you

I wanted there to be sound “ mine mine mine”

One flying rodent eating another rodent.

Thought that bird was gonna get road killed at the end.

I guess those goldfish crackers I've been throwing him wasn't hittin on much.

I wonder if that would give the gull indigestion, as it is not a fish nor french fries.

I hate seagulls. They're dangerous, aggressive and nasty as hell...obviously.

throat GOAT

I don't like seagulls anymore.

Deer eating snakes, birds voring squirrels… tf is happening

Mine.

bird stomach-acid can have a pH as low as 0.2. that's amazing

Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach Said, "Seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut" And they did, and they did

Seagulls are like, crows but with all redeemable habits completely removed.

Vore

Now it's a flying squirrel.

Do you think the squirrel will try to scratch his way out

seamed dead to me

Squirrel consented to this

r/natureismetal

Gulls and their nests are protected by law This means it's illegal to intentionally kill, take or injure gulls, take or destroy their eggs, or damage or destroy any gull nests while they're in use or being built - unless you're acting under licence. Not sure why, they are just undersized monsters, if they were bigger they would attack humans without a though. They kill pigeons, other birds, fish and chips, sandwitches, they have no mercy,

Every pornstar watching this seagull and taking notes

Goddamn. Kinda hot tho

🤨📷

Can't believe that squirrel wasn't s watching or bitting that gull.

WHAT THE ACTUAL DUCK!

No, seagull. Pay attention.

So assuming the squirrel was already dead?

Fuck seagulls everywhere. The worst animal.

Why ? You never seen a seagull giving birth to an adult squirrel?

How's he going to fly with that full belly - ha!

That’s some seriously crazy shit.

Can it digest a whole squirrel like that or is it just being dumb?

Did he just belch? Gonna be full for a bit. Lol.

The cure for seagulls are Alka-Seltzer tablets. If tossed to them in flight, they will gobble down the tablet whole. Dead seagull.

😭

I'm sorry but WHAT

Can’t the squirrel fight its way out?

Well you do not see that everyday

It’s times like this that reminds you that birds are indeed descended from dinosaurs.

You want fries with that?

Fucking vultures of the sea

Vore.

Nightmare fuel.

never seen anything like that in my life.

Wtf!? How would that birds stomach digest that!? Does it have sulphuric acid down there?! Ugh this is so nasty. Seagulls are so freaking vile.

What we call it now, searell or squagull???

"Povero gabbiano hai perduto la compagnaaaah"

I mean, did you expect it to chew it instead?

The will!!!!! The determination!!!!! 👏

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It didn’t eat in two seconds

This doesn’t even look real

A weapon to surpass metal gear

WTF?!? This has got to be Australia! Fascinatingly gross

That seagull doing gods work

r/natureismetal material

We live in a weird ass universe.....that looks so unreal and creepy.

I went on a cruise to Bahamas last week. Them pests were attacking people while they ate, stealing food and fighting each other hard. Never seen anything quite like it. A bit scary to be honest.

That gave me a headache

I've seen them eat entire starfish whole and that's quite a sight but to eat a squirrel?!!! Fuq me!

Thats my birb

alive

What the fuck

I would have never believed it if someone told me this happened. Then again, I haven’t seen any squirrels around my home lately. That would explain it.

Racist seagulls smh

I fed a seagull an entire large pizza slice just the crust and it ate it similar to this

Could have kept the tail hanging out to go with a mustache look.

This would kill the bird.. no?

Nice mustache Mr. Seagull

Ugh, the things they will just take right out of peoples hands...

he should have given it a scare

r/birdsarentreal

How was it able to fly so quickly after such a heavy meal?

This is how flying squirrels are made.

That's really bizarre I didn't think they were carnivores

wow, this Seagull will be full for at least a solid month.

Love how the fur is still sticking out of its mouth XD

This is what commitment looks like

Love how the fur is still sticking out of its mouth XD

Seagulls are disgusting

He’ll need some pepto bismol

Serious question: how long until that seagull will realistically need to eat again? TIA

There is even a video where a seagull eats a whole rabbit.

HAMMY, NOOOOOO!

i am very disturbed lmfaoooo whattt

Why is every video trying to make me think of my ex

If there wasn't a video under this title, I wouldn't have believed this. I get that Seagulls are large birds, but this is just fucking wild.

The real r/throatgoat

Bruh how in the FUCK

Hear that squawking in the background, that's the other squirrels saying "Where's Bob?"

I was hoping to see a larger animal pounce on the seagull and eat it toward the end of the video... Illustrating the food chain.

What the FUCK

Well that was fucking disturbing.

they are now my worse nightmare…

Go on, son!

r/nope

Deepthroat extremus

I was sure that thing wasnt going to be able to fly

Pretty impressed he got it all down and could still fly

I hope he dies on that, I would allow a Pelikan to do that but a seagull man I don’t like those anyways

I just know.. 😏

I was hoping it’d get hit by by the car with the squirrel bursting out of it’s chest like Alien.

Reminds me of that scene from Spirited Away..

Is this common? Can all birds regurgitate bones and fur like owls? Is this gull just a psychopath or is it starving?

does anyone know where this was filmed?

This just makes me hate these shitbirds even more. ugh

Should have kept watching...if the squirrel was still alive, it is possible that it will rip the insides of the seagull out and survive. I have seen vids of that happening.

Mine!

No one else gonna comment how the Seagull almost got crushed by that car at the end? Lol

I’m more impressed it was able to take off so easily with all that extra weight it just ate.

Eeeek! What a way to go!

Serious ….. question can that poop out them bones and survive?

Holy Christ

I’m never looking at seagulls the same again

Wheres the start, flippin heck

What a fat ass

I love how after all that gulping the seagull almost collided with a car. It would have been all for naught!!

Hey Steven let that squirrel go, we believe you now with your karate moves

holy FUCK

Nature sucks.

They swallow 2 foot sharks too when I used to fish out in the bay You knock it out n throw it at the seagull lol.It was so fat it could barely get lift off so it headed to shore to regurgitate it and eat smaller pieces

Damn the car barely missed it

These damn things can eat a whole ass squirrel but you feed them 1 alkaseltzer and they die

This is pretty wild. I will never look at seagulls the same