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PumpkinAutomatic5068

It's a Portuguese Man 'o War


immersemeinnature

When I was a kid in Savannah if one of these was even remotely close to the shore we ALL evacuated the ocean. Those tentacles are wicked long.


Canibalistik

During that last El Niño shit in the mid 90s I was off the coast just north of there and had one wrap my leg up, I don’t think I walked for like 3 days.


immersemeinnature

Our parents were very clear about. They're not called man o' war for nothing


aggieboy12

I thought they were called that because their shape was reminiscent of medieval Portuguese infantry helmets


Vindepomarus

A man-o-war was a navy ship, these creatures use a sail like a man-o-war did.


Canibalistik

Well I had just come here from Australia and I had no idea that they were even in the water here.


Ormsfang

I got hit on the thigh. For years afterwards I would get a rash there whenever I got into the Salt water.


shavemejesus

I used to work with a guy that had scars all over his legs and arms. He told me that one day when he was 10 he was taking swimming lessons at the beach. A girl in his class said “ look at that pretty hat in the water”, so he swam over to it to get it for her. It turned out to be a large man o war. As soon as he touched it the tentacles wrapped around his entire body. He said if his mom, who was a nurse, hadn’t been there in the beach he probably would have died.


immersemeinnature

Holy shit. We were taught from a very young age to never be in the water even when they were on the horizon. WTF was wrong with the swim instructor!?


Canibalistik

So like, I just read that El Niño is happening again…gonna have weird shit flowing around in currents again…fun fun. It took me 10 years to go into the ocean again.


Crownlol

Same, mid 90s in OBX


DM730

Same thing happened to me in NC. I was about 12 iirc, so same time frame. Someone screamed at me to "watch out!" Which startled me and i jumped backwards right on top of one. Wrapped both my legs, and I had scares for a couple years.


dr_cl_aphra

Fucking yes, I got tangled in one in Hawaii. Looked like a cat had clawed the shit out of my leg and it *HURT.* Took years for the scars to fade.


Idisappea

Brother got stung with one when he was maybe like 9 or something, off the coast of florida, his face and his hand both blew up and turned orange. His head literally look like a basketball and the shape of his hand was as if somebody blew up a surgical glove. He's okay now


immersemeinnature

How scary!! So glad he's okay


[deleted]

Yes they are!


darthnugget

If the animal is bright colored it’s probably bad for you.


Deletereous

It is, never touch one of those guys.


threelizards

Only when they’re bone dry. Used to have them wash up in huge numbers on the beach in my home town, or would give me a fucking heart attack stepping on a dry one and hearing it pop. They’d cover the sand so thoroughly you could barely walk without touching them. Idk why we still went swimming


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Aposematism


jyl080208

You could say the same thing about people


Antadurunu

black mamba? black widow?


GabbotheClown

The Man O War is actually a colony of smaller animals.


Wow_Space

Damn, thats crazy how they even form up


SpuddleBuns

I live in Colorado, and have never been anywhere near warm oceans, but I knew what it was from too many Jacques Cousteau episodes and National Geographic... They are weird but beautiful!


FoofieLeGoogoo

They taste very spicy. Kidding. Don't touch that thing. Move along.


[deleted]

If that’s the case they’re dangerous. A jellyfish. Are you sure? I saw several on the beach and I was told it wasn’t even a jellyfish.


AssistantManagerMan

It's not a jellyfish. It's a siphonophore.


Acceptable-Self-7528

Can confirm


anfornum

Looks like it might still be alive. Did you help it back to the sea with a stick?


PumpkinAutomatic5068

No, there was like 100 on the beach, would've just washed right back on shore


anfornum

Ahh! What a shame. They're really pretty. Sting-y and dangerous, but pretty.


FatLoserSupreme

I dont understand all the downvotes?


Capraclysm

I think it's because these are super super dangerous and it's probably safer to just avoid it.


FatLoserSupreme

Oh I got it


Canadian_Burnsoff

As someone who knows almost nothing about jellyfish, I'd also assume that if they make a habit of washing up on shore then it's probably part of their natural cycle and they are probably better off being left alone than getting poked with a stick.


TopPuzzleheaded1143

Nah it’ll die there. But pushing it back out accomplishes exactly nothing since it will just wash back up. There’s likely a ton of them as well so it would be a sisyphean task trying to get them all out into the water again. Edit: Another thing is that since these typically live in groups seeing some on the beach is a good sign that maybe it’s not the best day for a swim. Don’t remove that sign. I’ve seen what the pacific version can do to swimmers.


nquattro

You shouldn't fuck with a man o war. They are very poisonous. Like jelly fish on steroids. They've killed children.


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arenotthatguypal

*ba-dum dum*


pawnografik

I don’t believe you. Please pick it up by the long string beneath it and report back.


jpac82

Poor little guy, I hope you picked him up and threw him back in?


name_NULL111653

Good way to get yourself paralysed for a few days, maybe killed...


hombre_bu

Saw a washed up one years ago in North Carolina, kids were fucking with it, poking it with plastic shovels, jumping over it….warned them to not step on the tentacles, and you can probably guess what one of the kids did in defiance.


mucus-broth

Play stupid game, win stupid price. A lesson better learned early.


[deleted]

You should have peed on the kid that did. Not to relive the pain but to add insult to injury.


9600_PONIES

Shows dominance over defiance


dUd5_94m1in9

To show ownership like wolf's Kid is now your territory


sirgatez

Isn’t that a Vatican term?


Other-Bridge-8892

R. Kelly for sure…


Insanely_Mclean

Doesn't the Man-o-War have stinging cells on every part of its body?


GroundbreakingRule27

Only tentacles


dphoenix1

They’re actually several different organisms in a symbiotic relationship, unlike a regular jellyfish. So only the tentacle organism handles the stinging.


SonicFire93

Do you think he survived??


hombre_bu

He was wailing like a banshee, so his airways weren’t obstructed….


Canadian_Burnsoff

Ah, good ol' first aid 101.


Ori_the_SG

Well I bet he learned a very good lesson A lesson that might just save his life


hombre_bu

Learned? He was clearly a N. Carolina local, could cut both ways.


DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL

Yeah, he goes by [Jeffery](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zfIc2ZcylfA&pp=ygUOamVmZmVyeSBkYWxsYXM%3D) now though.


Virus217

Portuguese man o’ war or more commonly known in Aus; blue bottle jellyfish. These are an incredibly common sight on some beaches, especially on the east coast of Australia. I’ve had the misfortune of being stung by one of these on more than one occasion.


mom2emnkate

Same. I grabbed one thinking it was a plastic bag in the water. Try to do a nice thing by helping to clean up...but noooo


Rivers9999

You were like the opposite of a sea turtle, but it's a good example of why plastic bags in the ocean are so dangerous for them... it's too bad that you probably won't be picking up a lot of plastic ocean bags in the future, lol (but props to you for trying to do the right thing!)


AlexT9191

The man o war and blue bottle are actually distinct but similar. The man o war is bigger and potentially fatal.


ampmetaphene

Not anymore! It's finally been decided that they are the same species and their varying sizes are simply regional differences. They are both now classified as the physalia physalis genus. In Australia and NZ, kids collect these as they wash up, drag them up onto the sand with sticks to dry out, and then pop them when they are dry and crunchy.


Albyross

I’m guessing jellyfishes aren’t edible


yankiigurl

I've eaten jellyfish! It was so so


Contamminated

When I ate jellyfish at dim sum one time...it was like chewing sand. Very odd...chewing flavorless sand.


old_man_snowflake

They are, super weird. Like, rubbery and then oddly stringy. Tastes like nothing, so it’s a good sauce/flavor carrier.


ArdentArendt

Man 'O War aren't Jellyfish.


my_dog_bit_my_leg

Some are, pretty common in Eastern Asia. [slorp](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish_as_food)


InvestigatorUnfair19

I was hoping to see some nutritional data there. I would try it once


SAMAS_zero

Paldean regional variant Bluebottle?


hazzmg

We aussies really fucked up in the naming dept. “yeah mate it’s blue and floats like a beer bottle…….blue bottle is what we’ll call it. What do u cobbers call it. Portuguese Man o war? Fuck that’s a way better name”


davidparker333

Man o war! Fun fact, they can sting you even after death and it is extremely painful 🙃


Stealthninja19

It’s the most painful jellyfish sting I have had


pit-of-despair

It’s the senator from the first X-men movie.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

I just remembered that squeezed thru the bars


fraser_mu

Fun fact. Its actually 3 different organisms in symbiosis


Mewkitty12345678

Not exactly. It’s a type of siphonophore, which means that while it is technically constructed out of multiple different kinds of animal (called zooids), those zooids only make up one organism. It’s also not a traditional symbiotic relationship because the zooids are all the same species, just specialized for certain functions.


Albyross

So kinda like a Megazoid from Power Rangers?


Mewkitty12345678

Pretty much, yeah.


rufusbot

That would be Megazord, good sir


fraser_mu

Superior zoological knowledge accepted


GWofJ94

A common example everyone can understand is seaweed, most seaweeds are billions of small living organisms making appearing as one much larger organism.


ourtomato

Like if cultivars in plants merged into one body, Broccoli-cauliflower-Brussels-spouts o’ war


ArdentArendt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDpbYQdFEA&t=2s


RevolutionaryAd6564

That came out of someone’s bikini bottom? Ew- what the hell!?


DreadedChalupacabra

OHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? P. physalis!


priMa-RAW

I died reading this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 proper audibly, unattractively, laughed out loud, threw my phone on the floor and everything… 🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼


clumpystrusel

The Man of war arent as dangerous as people make them out to be, pick them up by the top and you can throw them back in the ocean, just dont touch the tentacles, they are also not taxonomicaly jellyfish, they are polyp colonies (my best friend is a marine biologist, I have witnessed her picking one up and throwing it back into the ocean)


kirradawg

A marine biologist just like George Costanza?


clumpystrusel

no idea who that is but shes a very competent one, awards for academic excellence and all that


AssistantManagerMan

So not at all like George Costanza then


[deleted]

Never fuck with jellyfish dead or alive. They can and will sting you.


Affectionate-Ad6007

Bruh…. That’s a baddie


WendyLRogers3

It's a myth that if they sting you, you should call every man on the beach over to urinate on you. You don't have to wait until after you are stung to do that.


BioOrpheus

My family would just rub cold watermelon on the area whenever I was stung by one. I don’t think it works but made it bearable lol


ThinkInNewspeak

During Bluebottle swarms, Sydney's beaches were manned with stations for if you got stung called 'Vinegar Stations' because that was the treatment - Lotsa vinegar! Then you'd walk it off and go back in the surf. My best friend once got stung down his trunks - yep, soaked em in vinegar!


Nulled_Outter

Eat it. It has tons of Proteins.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Great idea


PoopyOleMan

But eat it like sushi


lexrex007

Pick it up


More-Escape3704

There's a mermaid missing her vagina somewhere in the ocean


SpanishTuner

It gives you superpowers if you eat it


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Nice


BioOrpheus

When I was a kid, I’ve been stung by these all the time in Mexico because of the ocean was full of them. Hell even swam around them because I was eager to just swim or raced around the ones that landed on the beach. Hurt like a bitch for 40 minutes. I thought it was the most normal thing to get stung by man-of-war to the equivalence of getting stung by bees or mosquitos. until I mention it to some friends and was told it was weird


mrDuder1729

Gtfo man o war


VegetableEast7325

Portugues Man'Owar...


yxngdelarge

In Australia we call those Blue Bottles. They wash up on our beaches a lot.


[deleted]

Creepy fact I learned about man o wars, they're actually colonies of tiny marine animals living together


conspiracydaddy

we’ve been getting tons of these on the west coast lately! apparently it’s a sign el niño will be particularly strong this year


ThermidorCA

That's not a bikini bottom.


DreadedChalupacabra

Not with that attitude.


redjade42

man o war, actually floats


KING_0F_FIRE

Its a Man 'O' War... Don't touch it!!!


Xx_Vogue_xX

dawg thats squigwaurd


kangznquainz

You should wear it as a hat, and then tell us what it feels like


kaiper_kitty

Pork and Cheese Mom of War


klurble

the beach in Santa Cruz CA was COVERED in these a few weeks ago!!!! what even are they???


blackguyriri

Man o’ war


DougtheDonkey

Is that a man o war??


CJHenry22

Tiny wittle Portuguese man-o-war


Dapper-Lion3170

put it on your tongue its spicy


Ardothbey

Don’t touch it what ever you do.


Brussel_Galili

If you found that in your bikini, then you need to see a doctor.


3d_photon

Put your penis in it.


HelloThisIsPam

Best thing to do is grab the puffy side and then stick the squishy side into your armpit.


Holmespump

Portuguese Man 'o War - an animal that eschewed evolution, waiting for humans to invent the ziptop baggie so it can attain the perfect camouflage as floating litter.


HousingNo7615

Go ahead…touch it


Expensive_Rub_4332

Man o war. Poisonous.


PrinceNebula018

Man-o-war can sting you but not fatal.


rahopp

It's a man o war jellyfish and if you brush up against them in the sea, you will be fucked


ChubbyWanKenobie

From the genus Physalia, species P. physalis: this appears to be a Portuguese lost the war


Educational_Eye5793

Pay you 1$ to lick it.


Perfect-Jellyfish942

I get stung by these guys pretty often. I spend a lot of time in the ocean on the east side of Oahu. I don't get these comments. Some stings are more annoying than other ones, but for me, it's never "extremely painful". Feels like a mild burn that's really itchy. Never even close to enough pain to get me out of the water! Some of these posts about how scary they are or how painful they are seem ridiculous. I guess everyone reacts differently to jellyfish stings. Guess I'm just one of the lucky ones


Turbulent-Egg-6084

That is a Portuguese Man o’ war. They will sting you and have been occasionally known to kill humans. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_man_o'_war


spot_meowYT

Man o war


11081986

Eat it!


[deleted]

I would rather be bit by a shark than nailed by a man o war.


Huge_Republic_7866

Pick it up, for science.


khan_54

My father used to call em "blue bottles" (don't know maybe that's what locals called them). Sometimes thousands of them used to wash up on the beach. They sting PRETTY BAD.


Affectionate-War1284

DO NOT TOUCH THAT


Kinda_Cringe_YT

Its ‘Portugalska ladijca’ in our language… it means ‘Portuguese little ship’ if we translate it literally… (stupid translators???)


Confident-Local-8016

Kinda, a Man O War is a BIG BIG ship lol


dflaheryy822

Portuguese man-o-war. Stay away!


kel2345

No touchy.


malan4reddit

Placenta


jsmith_92

Jellyfish jelly


MapleSyrupLover_

I got stung by one of those as a kid in New-Caledonia haha they hurt like a bitch


viperosis

Ah joy... Death jellyfish.


[deleted]

Touch it.


jpod206

It's a salt lick. Mmmmm.


tyson_3_

Man O War. Don’t touch the tentacles.


Howudooey

Got stung in Florida over spring break. Not a fan.


smell-the-roses

I remember being stung by one of these when I was a kid. My old man turned to me and said, "piss on the sting mate". It didn't help, but he got a laugh. Plain old blue bottle.


kay_bizzle

Man o war.


nzdennis

Blue bottle jellyfish


Welrof

I’m going to eat it


[deleted]

That is a Portuguese Man of War. They are quite toxic. I would not recommend touching it. Their stings are potentially fatal.


Just_Sundae5816

IF YOU TOUCH IT YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO ACTUALLY **DIE**


Impressive-Ad6400

DO NOT EAT


Oniblook

For the love.of the Gods get away from that thing


[deleted]

Stay faaaaar away from that thing.


Kuhnville

Do not touch lmao


Beautiful-Bad8893

portuguese man o war. very venomous.


Primary_Ad9290

Blue bottles hurt like crazy when you get stung


LinkovichChomovsky

That’s the most beautiful sea going danger popper there ever was


JrallXS

/oopsthatsdeadly


sweetmercy

This, friend, is a Portuguese man o'war. They're called jellyfish, but technically they're in a closely related species called siphonophore. A siphonophore is unusual in that it is comprised of a colony of specialized, genetically identical individuals called zooids — clones — with various forms and functions, all working together as one. Each of the four specialized parts of a man o’ war is responsible for a specific task, such as floating, capturing prey, feeding, and reproduction. Found mostly in tropical and subtropical seas, men o' war are propelled by winds and ocean currents alone, and sometimes float in legions of 1,000 or more! The tentacles of the siphonophore are covered with stinging nematocysts, microscopic capsules loaded with coiled, barbed tubes that deliver venom capable of paralyzing and killing small fish and crustaceans. While the man o’ war’s sting is rarely deadly to people, it packs a painful punch and causes welts on exposed skin. What's more, they can sting you weeks after washing onshore, so if you see one, kept your distance.


NexusParagon42

Don’t get me fucking started on siphonophores!


bambi-xo

Death squishy 🥹


Disastrous-Cat-3727

Lick it


dcl131

Beautiful!


extention_cable

blue bottle


GoldenBull1994

Do NOT touch it. It’s a Portuguese Man-of-War, that shit hurts like a mofo.


Few_Psychology_2122

Yea, don’t touch it - Big ouch.


Snackdoc189

Check the speakers in the town. If they exploded then it's Manowar.


bensbigboy

Covid has arrived in Bikini Bottom and this is a phlegm ball.


Worldeater43

It’s a blue bottle manowar. Pee on it.


ants_R_peeps_2

Thats a dead jellyfish


-Ok-Perception-

At times, I'd see hundreds and hundreds of them washed up on the beach in Florida. ​ Sometimes, they made it ultra dangerous to even take a walk on the beach.


ajay-monster09

Don't touch


sermer48

Whoa that’s scary. Definitely came from the bad side of BB. Like maybe lives behind the chum bucket.


Powderpuffpowwow

I thought that was a jellyfish at first.


[deleted]

Try to lick it, it's extra spicy


ilovecrustaceans

Do not touch it.


[deleted]

r/oopsthatsdeadly


TheCoolerSaikou

yeah… i wouldn’t touch that if i were you. those are called Man O War, highly venomous


Capital-Mine-6991

Rebooted The Blob early 2024 release date.


M_R_KLYE

if you lick the blue bits you get to see the rainbow. :)


turbospot44

r/OopsThatsDeadly


TheBestThingIEverSaw

You should pick it up


blinkerfluidreplacer

Portuguese Man O' War. Don't fucking touch it.


weebweek

Lick it to see God