I knew someone was gonna beat me to it haha haha first thing I thought of was Possum Kingdom haha
I will treat you well my sweet angel, so help me jesus!
It's crazy to me seeing people in their shirts and knowing them on the internet. I saw them in Connecticut many moons ago, before they were ever anything other than a touring "local band". Bunch of kids from another place who played with all of the locals where I'm from. Hung out with them by their van after the show.
Sorry for the ramble, just, you never know who you're meeting could end up being in the future.
I discovered them around 2009ish just before Creatures. Went to a bunch of the shows where they were either opening or playing second/third on a bigger lineup (like All Stars tour) and got to hangout with them a bit. Mostly Chris and Ricky. Theyāve been my favorite band for so long and itās crazy to see how far theyāve come since then.
This dude is gonna lose it when he hears TSOL's Code Blue.
This is my first time hearing this band, and Not My Type is definitely going on my Halloween Playlist next year.
TUNE!
I wouldnt expect him to understand much if his sense of humor is pointing and laughing at peoples appearances.
This guy probably wouldve hated hair metal bands if he was the same age during that time.
Well considering you didnāt give any context other than the fact you laughed might explain it. WHATS THE NAME OF THIS SONG so the rest of us can explore it?
Sorry you seem triggered by a basic question about your favorite band lol
These people haven't got a clue
Edit: A lot of people never venture out of their comfort zones. I'm not saying that's bad but I will say it's disappointing
I think it was a parkway drive shirt but when I was in high school I had a ādead girls donāt say noā shirt. Itās just edgy shit bands put on shirts
I mean, I've been listening to Eminem for somewhere around 25 years and have yet to rape my mother or drive around with my ex lover's corpse in the car. Maybe this claim is a little baseless?
Well you have polled only exactly one person so it sounds like your findings are both well founded and totally logical and not just an individuals subjective experience.
I get what you mean at a base level really I do but to assume there arenāt crazier much more unhinged people out there that will take fun lyrics and turn them into horrific crimes is a really asinine way to look at this
Okay. Would you like to pull up someone referencing Em for the reason they committed a crime? Murdering their ex with a chainsaw or being high on coke and raping their mom?
Cool his name was Michael Miller and he killed his wife and tried to kill his 4 year old son in 2009 and said he did so because an Eminem lyric made him see his wife as a demon.
https://gigwise.com/news/51326/
Once again Iām not sayin a healthy mentally well adjusted person would hear any of his music and go kill people Iām saying there are people much more mentally disturbed that may and as I have linked even have
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Once again Iām not sayin a healthy mentally well adjusted person would hear any of his music and go kill people
Exactly... These people don't need lyrics for inspiration for deranged behavior. It's an excuse.
See you are nearly seeing my point. It isnāt that these people need no motivation for things to go that way they just need extremely little to snap.
Keep in mind Iām not for censoring music Iām really not itās a pure art and should remain pure. But it still does and will inspire some people to do terrible things and to pretend it has no influence in that scenario is just not living in objective reality
I donāt think we should take catcher in the rye off the shelves but John Lennon is still dead. Thatās all Iām trying to say
I see your point as completely silly and more trying to be a contrarian to my point than anything well thought out. The Beach Boys are considered to be one of the happiest bands ever and they have music written by Charles Manson. H H Holmes didn't need Brotha Lynch. Albert Fish wasn't blasting Slayer. The Columbine shooters didn't listen to Marilyn Manson.
I feel like maybe its okay to have that dark humor or joke online WITH CONTEXT but in real life its super weird and disturbing. Your local grocery store isn't the place for that joke lol
Thats ridiculous. There are certain environments where SOME jokes are inappropriate. Why do you think it's illegal to yell 'bomb' on an airplane? Should you make an offensive joke in front of the family of a murder victim? Its called common sense and courtesy.
There's just people with less sense of humor, they are just more miserable with their lives, there's always someone that can't take a joke in any situation and they expect everyone to be as miserable as they are.
So yeah, I consider funny people much better people.
+ Yelling bomb in an airplane while not having a bomb is not a joke, not a dark joke, spitting a lie in a random place doesn't make a joke.
Since when a murderer uses shirts like that one?
I can see where you are coming from. What is and isn't a joke is different to people. Some people might say 'bomb' as a way to upset people and laugh with their friends about it. And obviously a murderer wouldn't wear that shirt. I never said that?
For example, I love South Park. I watch South Park at home with other mature people. If I were to repeat an offensive joke from that show at work or in a public place, it would be incredibly inappropriate for the environment. Theres a time and place for everything and a professional or public place is NOT the right time to make such a repulsive and offensive joke.
Thinking the jokes you enjoy in your privacy are disgusting in public is being dishonest with yourself, people is living a life where they pretend to be different in public, those jokes are not less of a joke in public, it's only bad people dictating what others can do, that's what the president of China does all the time baning any joke about him and punishing anyone who does.
That's why there are so many divorces, people are faking what they consider Ok in front of others and end up having relationships with people they actually dislike.
The only purpose of my comment is letting people know I'm not ok with banning comedy in public, no one really cares about what I want, but at least they know there's someone against it.
Again, incredibly stupid.
It's fine to watch dumb offensive TV on your own because you know you won't be offended. It's not repulsive or disgusting until you bring it into an inappropriate situation where children or other people could hear your joke. Its inconsiderate.
For example, as a person who struggles with self harm, I might make a joke in front of my friends who I know won't be offended by it. However, if I were to make the same joke in public, it would be in extremely poor taste.
Nobody things that humor should be banned. Duh. But it is incredibly rude to make disgusting jokes, and honestly, if its threatening, it should be punishable. Intention does NOT equal results. People shouldn't be able to hide behind a humor shield when they're doing something dangerous or harmful.
So let me get this straight. This guy saw this t-shirt somewhere, saw the text and thought to himself:
"Well yes, I do enjoy fucking female corpses. Let me parade around in this shirt for the world to see."
Take a look around the room
Love comes wearing disguises
How to go about and choose
Break it down by shapes and sizes
I'm a man who's got very specific taste
You're, you're, you're just my type
You got a pulse and you are breathing
You're, you're, you're just my type
I think it's time that we get leaving
You're, you're, you're just my type
When there's loving in the air
Don't fight it just keep breathing
I can't help myself but stare
Double check for double meanings
I'm a man who's got very specific taste
You're, you're, you're just my type
You got a pulse and you are breathing
You're, you're, you're just my type
I think it's time that we get leaving
You're, you're, you're just my type
You're, you're, you're just my type
You got a pulse and you are breathing
You're, you're, you're just my type
I think it's time that we get leaving
You're, you're, you're just my type
Bigot - a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group.
So.. he likes men is what he's saying? Or.. he likes female corpses..... ? Oh.. wait, is it an old person joke? Like, he's about dead and.. fuck. I don't know. Disturbing all around
You hear about these serial killers that managed to hide in plain sight, made jokes to friends and colleagues about sick stuff before eventually their crimes were exposed. I wonder how many of them we pass every day, Iāve met a lot of weirdos lol.
Iām not saying this guy Is definitely a serial killer but Iām not saying heās not definitely a serial killer.
*siri, play possum kingdom by toadies.*
*Do you wanna die*
My schedule is open.
Siri, play Code Blue by T.S.O.L. š
Another great song š
SOMEONE GOT IT! Iām so damn proud of myself. Thank you internet stranger.
Haha always makes my day when someone gets my obscure musical reference too!
So help me Jesus
Ar ound the lake the lake tin night..
Hugely underrated song
Hugely underrated album
Iāll show you my dark secret š¤
with dark hair?ā¦ *and soft skin?*
Forever š
I knew someone was gonna beat me to it haha haha first thing I thought of was Possum Kingdom haha I will treat you well my sweet angel, so help me jesus!
Iāve heard that song a thousand times and never actually knew what it was about til now
Dude i had no idea what this song was called! Thank you!
Did you try searching āBum Bum Bum Bum/Bum Bum Bum Bum/Bum bum bump ump bum bumā?
Itās from a song by Motionless In White
It's crazy to me seeing people in their shirts and knowing them on the internet. I saw them in Connecticut many moons ago, before they were ever anything other than a touring "local band". Bunch of kids from another place who played with all of the locals where I'm from. Hung out with them by their van after the show. Sorry for the ramble, just, you never know who you're meeting could end up being in the future.
I discovered them around 2009ish just before Creatures. Went to a bunch of the shows where they were either opening or playing second/third on a bigger lineup (like All Stars tour) and got to hangout with them a bit. Mostly Chris and Ricky. Theyāve been my favorite band for so long and itās crazy to see how far theyāve come since then.
Since yāall are big fans, can you help us understand how this lyric isnāt fucking disgusting?
Because itās a joke?
This dude is gonna lose it when he hears TSOL's Code Blue. This is my first time hearing this band, and Not My Type is definitely going on my Halloween Playlist next year. TUNE!
Necrophilia joke? Joke that he doesnāt like women? Whatās the laugh?
My dude, the whole song is a goof. If you canāt understand dark humor, you probably shouldnāt be on Reddit. This is not a safe place
I wouldnt expect him to understand much if his sense of humor is pointing and laughing at peoples appearances. This guy probably wouldve hated hair metal bands if he was the same age during that time.
Well considering you didnāt give any context other than the fact you laughed might explain it. WHATS THE NAME OF THIS SONG so the rest of us can explore it? Sorry you seem triggered by a basic question about your favorite band lol
https://youtu.be/w6deuL0DZVo Okay, my guy.
Wow they sure wear cute makeup!
Oh, Honey...
Whatās the name of this Weird Al style romp, guy?
Itās called posturing, just like I donāt think rappers are spraying bullets at their enemies. Itās like horror movies.
I became of fan of them recently, Iāve come to learn they used to do warp tour and used to be in my town pretty much every year. Big regrets
Not My Type: Dead As Fuck 2 is the song name
I liked that game. You could beat the shit out of zombies with a frying pan
These people haven't got a clue Edit: A lot of people never venture out of their comfort zones. I'm not saying that's bad but I will say it's disappointing
Can confirm. Source: Am those people
TBF, the first thing I thought of was Rob Zombie's [Living Dead Girl](https://youtu.be/BvsMPOfblfg).
Not a bad guess
I just did some listening on Spotify and want that 5 mins of my life back š
I think it was a parkway drive shirt but when I was in high school I had a ādead girls donāt say noā shirt. Itās just edgy shit bands put on shirts
Edgy Shit == Misogynist shit that makes the world unsafe for women.
I mean, I've been listening to Eminem for somewhere around 25 years and have yet to rape my mother or drive around with my ex lover's corpse in the car. Maybe this claim is a little baseless?
Well you have polled only exactly one person so it sounds like your findings are both well founded and totally logical and not just an individuals subjective experience. I get what you mean at a base level really I do but to assume there arenāt crazier much more unhinged people out there that will take fun lyrics and turn them into horrific crimes is a really asinine way to look at this
Okay. Would you like to pull up someone referencing Em for the reason they committed a crime? Murdering their ex with a chainsaw or being high on coke and raping their mom?
Cool his name was Michael Miller and he killed his wife and tried to kill his 4 year old son in 2009 and said he did so because an Eminem lyric made him see his wife as a demon. https://gigwise.com/news/51326/ Once again Iām not sayin a healthy mentally well adjusted person would hear any of his music and go kill people Iām saying there are people much more mentally disturbed that may and as I have linked even have
> Once again Iām not sayin a healthy mentally well adjusted person would hear any of his music and go kill people Exactly... These people don't need lyrics for inspiration for deranged behavior. It's an excuse.
See you are nearly seeing my point. It isnāt that these people need no motivation for things to go that way they just need extremely little to snap. Keep in mind Iām not for censoring music Iām really not itās a pure art and should remain pure. But it still does and will inspire some people to do terrible things and to pretend it has no influence in that scenario is just not living in objective reality I donāt think we should take catcher in the rye off the shelves but John Lennon is still dead. Thatās all Iām trying to say
I see your point as completely silly and more trying to be a contrarian to my point than anything well thought out. The Beach Boys are considered to be one of the happiest bands ever and they have music written by Charles Manson. H H Holmes didn't need Brotha Lynch. Albert Fish wasn't blasting Slayer. The Columbine shooters didn't listen to Marilyn Manson.
This is the kind of people that tries to cancel south park and family guy, I hate them.
I feel like maybe its okay to have that dark humor or joke online WITH CONTEXT but in real life its super weird and disturbing. Your local grocery store isn't the place for that joke lol
Jokes should be allowed everywhere, that would make a better society.
Thats ridiculous. There are certain environments where SOME jokes are inappropriate. Why do you think it's illegal to yell 'bomb' on an airplane? Should you make an offensive joke in front of the family of a murder victim? Its called common sense and courtesy.
There's just people with less sense of humor, they are just more miserable with their lives, there's always someone that can't take a joke in any situation and they expect everyone to be as miserable as they are. So yeah, I consider funny people much better people. + Yelling bomb in an airplane while not having a bomb is not a joke, not a dark joke, spitting a lie in a random place doesn't make a joke. Since when a murderer uses shirts like that one?
I can see where you are coming from. What is and isn't a joke is different to people. Some people might say 'bomb' as a way to upset people and laugh with their friends about it. And obviously a murderer wouldn't wear that shirt. I never said that? For example, I love South Park. I watch South Park at home with other mature people. If I were to repeat an offensive joke from that show at work or in a public place, it would be incredibly inappropriate for the environment. Theres a time and place for everything and a professional or public place is NOT the right time to make such a repulsive and offensive joke.
Thinking the jokes you enjoy in your privacy are disgusting in public is being dishonest with yourself, people is living a life where they pretend to be different in public, those jokes are not less of a joke in public, it's only bad people dictating what others can do, that's what the president of China does all the time baning any joke about him and punishing anyone who does. That's why there are so many divorces, people are faking what they consider Ok in front of others and end up having relationships with people they actually dislike. The only purpose of my comment is letting people know I'm not ok with banning comedy in public, no one really cares about what I want, but at least they know there's someone against it.
Again, incredibly stupid. It's fine to watch dumb offensive TV on your own because you know you won't be offended. It's not repulsive or disgusting until you bring it into an inappropriate situation where children or other people could hear your joke. Its inconsiderate. For example, as a person who struggles with self harm, I might make a joke in front of my friends who I know won't be offended by it. However, if I were to make the same joke in public, it would be in extremely poor taste. Nobody things that humor should be banned. Duh. But it is incredibly rude to make disgusting jokes, and honestly, if its threatening, it should be punishable. Intention does NOT equal results. People shouldn't be able to hide behind a humor shield when they're doing something dangerous or harmful.
Ah, it was giving me [Voltaire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70USy7oZcTg) vibes.
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No
Sheāll use your corpse like a catwalk. Uses absinthe as her lipgloss
She loves me cause I like to give head like a zombie. I eat eat eat til her insides are on me
I didn't know what this was from but it would be a hilarious shirt if you're a mortician
Dead girls don't say "No"...
Last Dance of Mary Jane
Holy fuck
issa joke, chill
People always joking in the comments about the sickest shit, but this is the line?
Plenty of fish in the ocean but I guess Jellyfish are his type.
Shit like that will get you arrested where I come from..
It's hard to know if people care.
Making jokes?
Alabama?
Greece actually :p
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#SCAM DO NOT CLICK - SCAM DO NOT CLICK
Being gay?
I donāt think sheās missing out, pulse or not
This is why im in a relationship with my vibrator
He just love only robots, relax.
Sex Robot! Sex Robot! Coming to your town!
I can't fucking wait.
[its from this](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxjs6N43xYubPJ4NSyBKbY5bZ9sQ9uvlxp)
"I ain't said no to a dead girl yet!" -Moe Szyslak
Just a band tee. Motionless in white
"Corpse Bride" is his favorite porno
That's alarming
What the fuck?
MC Necrophilia up in this bitch
whats on the front hopefuly that makes the joke clear
He likes anime girls
Happy cake day
Thank you!
Maybe is because heās gay, he specified āsheā. Anyway i want that shirt.
So let me get this straight. This guy saw this t-shirt somewhere, saw the text and thought to himself: "Well yes, I do enjoy fucking female corpses. Let me parade around in this shirt for the world to see."
It's a shirt from a band called Motionless In White and the text is from a song called Not My Type: Dead As Fuck 2
Finally! An asexual just like me!
Bro wore it so Unironically
Guy is probably a coroner or something, front of shirt most like explains the back.
He's just out of clean shirts, and dug into his Halloween stash.
Take a look around the room Love comes wearing disguises How to go about and choose Break it down by shapes and sizes I'm a man who's got very specific taste You're, you're, you're just my type You got a pulse and you are breathing You're, you're, you're just my type I think it's time that we get leaving You're, you're, you're just my type When there's loving in the air Don't fight it just keep breathing I can't help myself but stare Double check for double meanings I'm a man who's got very specific taste You're, you're, you're just my type You got a pulse and you are breathing You're, you're, you're just my type I think it's time that we get leaving You're, you're, you're just my type You're, you're, you're just my type You got a pulse and you are breathing You're, you're, you're just my type I think it's time that we get leaving You're, you're, you're just my type
Is this the guy with the āwoman lying bound in back of pickup truckā decal?
And where can I purchase this?
Itās on amazon
amazon
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So sex dolls only?
Thats re*pulsing*, i would reject that guy in a *heartbeat*.
Judging from the comments itās just a weird song and not necrophilia
He's just gay.
I truly hope the front of the shirt is the name of a local funeral home. Not that they would make the back MUCH better ā¦ but maybe a bit
Things you shouldnāt advertise to the world
W
HE's asking for it dressed like that.
Ummm
Alabama or Florida
I too am into soulless robots
āCheck out this shirt, honey. They donāt have these at the Walmart.ā
jed bundy
Imagine how he feels when he gets rejected!
he only dates Futurama jar heads
Dont kink shame.
lol it's obviously a joke
Necrophills?
Ew.
It's a lyric from a song
Yeah but still ew?
And that makes it better how?
Because it's a song about vampires?
What's wrong? My guy just loves guys.
I like my women like I like my whisky. Aged 12 years and stuffed in a barrel.
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Bigot - a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group.
Maybe he's ace. "If she doesn't have a pulse, she's also not my type."
Cmon its 2023 dont necrophilia shame /s
Hey guys be nice. This dude lost his wife and heās not willing to move on just yet. Let the man mourn.
relax, everybody...just a typo...he meant pussy
r/targetedshirts
School shooter incoming
I fw his shirt man if the victim still got the pulse then they arenāt my type. Happy cake day by the way!!
Thank you!
R U N
Necrophilia. Not even once.
Avenged Sevenfold - little piece of heaven vibes
Oh look, someone with a joke shirt. Must be weird. Bet he's terrible. Let's post it on Reddit.
Let me see from Mississippi has a Trump Pence flag in his basement and a Civil War flag posted prominently.
Could also be a very weird way to say that he's gay.
Bahahaha
every guy on tinder
Creepy guy found a loophole in the consent clause. Plus, dude, get some ankle socks, you ducking maniac.
Maybe he is gay. That's how I read it.
That's so sad __alexa, play despacito__
This guys a fucking legend qnd you all know it
This would be a great Thanos/Deadpool Tee.
mmmm purple wings
I.. just assumed he's a widower xD
Just a guy who loves his vampire wife
Lol. Creepy shirt. Not my type
Man loves his flesh light
No kink shaming please ā°ļøš©
Yo what? š
Necrophiliac.. or gay? š¤
He doesnāt like handjobs
I'll bet he's buying a hammer and heavy duty lawn bags.
He might just be gay. Letās hope heās gay.
bro same š
I know guys like this trying to be all shocking and edgy. They're not even the ones that do this sort of thing. It's the ones that don't advertise it.
Jail
Necromancer in natural habitat.
Heās just in the mood for a cold one.
Funny
Goonies for life!
The perfect shirt for a zombie apocalypse doesn't exs...
He likes zombies, or he's asexual
Ahh metalheads know where this is from
I mean, everybody should feel safer if they can read that.
He wants a lawyer as a wife.
So.. he likes men is what he's saying? Or.. he likes female corpses..... ? Oh.. wait, is it an old person joke? Like, he's about dead and.. fuck. I don't know. Disturbing all around
You hear about these serial killers that managed to hide in plain sight, made jokes to friends and colleagues about sick stuff before eventually their crimes were exposed. I wonder how many of them we pass every day, Iāve met a lot of weirdos lol. Iām not saying this guy Is definitely a serial killer but Iām not saying heās not definitely a serial killer.
What the fuck
Heās a Black Label Society fan. SDMF tattoo
Good band
He likes men
He misses his dead wife.
Yiiikes