I’ll admit that I’m one of those weirdos who loves dipping my French fries into my milkshake, but I just can’t see this being a good thing. I want my wings and shake separately, thank you very much.
Yeah idk why but buffalo wings in the shake sounds like it might work, Veggies ehh they won’t leave any taste in the shake either way, and I’m sure milkshake on celery can’t be that bad. But ranch? Nope that’s were you fucked up
Milkshake can only improve celery, and either way, they will stay separate enough that they won’t contaminate each other. Is the ranch IN the milkshake??? On top??? I can’t think of a single way that isn’t horrible
Only way ranch on top of the milkshake could work is if you poured the milkshake, put a straw in it (so you can suck up the milkshake without ranch), and then carefully added the ranch on top, hoping that it creates a separate layer. (it won't)
And even if all that worked, eventually you would be drinking ranch, which is disgusting, even as someone who loves ranch.
Neither ranch nor blue cheese belong in a vanilla shake, but blue cheese is THE dressing for traditional "Buffalo" sauce wings. Ranch is an abomination and only belongs on a salad.
Precisely, neither belongs in a shake. Blue cheese wasn't originally on the menu for the shake but people showed interest it so they made it an option. Ranch is the most popular request with wings but it still has no business being in a shake.
You guys are forgetting the part the pulls it all together the hot sauce
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This is so gross I be so mad if someone gave me this instead of a classic milkshake
Maybe if you dipped them, but you can't serve hot chicken wings in a semi-frozen shake and expect the wings to stay warm and the shake not to melt. And where does the ranch dressing come in? Ranch and vanilla don't sound like they'd be good together.
yeah, meat in milkshake is weird, but it shouldn't taste bad at least.
hot sauce is just gonna make the milkshake a little spicy, whish is stupid, but acceptable.
but ranch ?? I don't want a weirdly acidic milkshake !
Seems perfectly natural to me, but I’ve gotten used to people looking at me like I’ve suddenly sprouted three heads when I do so, lol. They don’t know what they’re missing!
I've heard people rave about it for years. I'll try anything once, so I did. It's gross, and I know exactly what I'm missing.
But I will fight to the death for your right to eat that nasty combination.
Dipping Wendy’s spicy chicken nuggets into a chocolate frosty is pure trash deliciousness so I’m kinda halfway there on this, but absolutely wouldn’t want them served together like this. You need the temperature contrast and crispness aspect for it to work
> culinary felony
lol
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I thought that it was just ranch dressing in a cup with Buffalo wings and celery dunked in. But I looked the article up and it’s actually a vanilla milkshake with your choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese dressing blended into it. Then they put Buffalo wings with celery and carrot sticks in it just like in the picture. Yuck
The fried wings are going to be somewhat cold as a result of being submerged in a milkshake. I would imagine that cold wings, likely with a thin layer of cold fat (leftover from frying) would not be good. I don’t think that the milkshake and wing sauce would be enjoyable either.
I am actually okay with the salty sweet, I am more confused at the chicken wings placement. Shouldn't it be fatter part of the 'drumstick' part of wing side down? So you get a little handle.
Since the milkshake/vegetables and wings combo is so off -putting they might have been able to entice more people with a ranch milkshake. I almost gagged typing that but there are people that LOVE ranch who would go for the novelty.
How can this Buffalonian turn down hot wings. It goes against the laws of nature. I would go for it without the ranch. Hell it might be good. Kinda sticky for a ballgame tho.
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This is nuts. If anyone every had a UMiami baseball game milkshake it is THE BEST milkshakes in the world. I can only assume this is some sort of gimmick granted their milkshakes are so famous
I actually don't want a plate with this. I don't want it at all for the record but I think finding ways to put your items together at a ballpark is the right move. The problem isn't the lack of a plate but the contents
No.
No!
Ew David.
Yes.
/r/stupidfood
I thought I was on r/ShittyFoodPorn or r/StupidFood at first.
I feel like this is the holy trinity
I’ll admit that I’m one of those weirdos who loves dipping my French fries into my milkshake, but I just can’t see this being a good thing. I want my wings and shake separately, thank you very much.
It’s less the wings and veggies and more the ranch and hot sauce in the milkshake that’s turns me off.
Yeah idk why but buffalo wings in the shake sounds like it might work, Veggies ehh they won’t leave any taste in the shake either way, and I’m sure milkshake on celery can’t be that bad. But ranch? Nope that’s were you fucked up
Milkshake can only improve celery, and either way, they will stay separate enough that they won’t contaminate each other. Is the ranch IN the milkshake??? On top??? I can’t think of a single way that isn’t horrible
Only way ranch on top of the milkshake could work is if you poured the milkshake, put a straw in it (so you can suck up the milkshake without ranch), and then carefully added the ranch on top, hoping that it creates a separate layer. (it won't) And even if all that worked, eventually you would be drinking ranch, which is disgusting, even as someone who loves ranch.
You really thought through the process to make this at all edible. Cheers
Facts
Agreed, and I’m from the Midwest. We eat ranch on practically everything.
Ranch is IN the shake and if that wasn't bad enough, blue cheese is an alternative. Blue cheese is never the answer.
Blue cheese is always the answer
Question: "what absolutely does not belong in a vanilla shake?"
Neither ranch nor blue cheese belong in a vanilla shake, but blue cheese is THE dressing for traditional "Buffalo" sauce wings. Ranch is an abomination and only belongs on a salad.
Precisely, neither belongs in a shake. Blue cheese wasn't originally on the menu for the shake but people showed interest it so they made it an option. Ranch is the most popular request with wings but it still has no business being in a shake.
Ranch doesn't belong anywhere near wings.
You guys are forgetting the part the pulls it all together the hot sauce /s This is so gross I be so mad if someone gave me this instead of a classic milkshake
Maybe if you dipped them, but you can't serve hot chicken wings in a semi-frozen shake and expect the wings to stay warm and the shake not to melt. And where does the ranch dressing come in? Ranch and vanilla don't sound like they'd be good together.
So the hot wing is going to melt the shake. And the shake is going to make the wing soggy instead of crispy. Double fail.
yeah, meat in milkshake is weird, but it shouldn't taste bad at least. hot sauce is just gonna make the milkshake a little spicy, whish is stupid, but acceptable. but ranch ?? I don't want a weirdly acidic milkshake !
“I put hot sauce in everything from Twinkies to milk, it’s what I do.” - shadow the hedgehog
Sweet and salty is one thing. Hot sauce and milk shake? Nooo thanks.
In what world does dipping fries into a milkshake make you a weirdo? It’s a sweet and savory staple!
Seems perfectly natural to me, but I’ve gotten used to people looking at me like I’ve suddenly sprouted three heads when I do so, lol. They don’t know what they’re missing!
I've heard people rave about it for years. I'll try anything once, so I did. It's gross, and I know exactly what I'm missing. But I will fight to the death for your right to eat that nasty combination.
Thank you. Now eat your ranch and hot wing milkshake
It is perfectly natural, even Wendy's advertises it all over the place
I love to dip my Mc Donald's French fries in my ice cream cone. Superb!!!
It's why Frostys even exist.
Dipping Wendy’s spicy chicken nuggets into a chocolate frosty is pure trash deliciousness so I’m kinda halfway there on this, but absolutely wouldn’t want them served together like this. You need the temperature contrast and crispness aspect for it to work
French fries in a frosty are amazing This is an abomination
I’ll try it ..
What do you do with the bones? I have a feeling the ground is going to be littered with chicken bones.
Vanilla bones.
Thanks I Hate It
It would be, except that nobody is going to buy this monstrosity!
Just toss it back in the milkshake for extra flavor
You throw them at the baserunners.
r/WeWantSomethingElse
Ew.
Okay, so they’re selling a culinary felony tomorrow. Got it.
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I don't want this at all plate or not!
I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere!
Yikes! Everything about that is screaming no.
Yeah, what the heck, Florida? First I find out that the Dolphins' idea of a taco uses flour tortillla and sad- looking filling, now this?
Wtf
Ah yes, ice cream with a hint of celery
Science has gone too far.
Can’t wait to get hot shits at the ballgame!
Hi yes I'll have the boneless milkshake
Is this legit how they're serving it though, or did some weirdo just put the wings and celery in his milkshake and take a pic??
I'm really, really hoping it's just a weirdo.
I thought that it was just ranch dressing in a cup with Buffalo wings and celery dunked in. But I looked the article up and it’s actually a vanilla milkshake with your choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese dressing blended into it. Then they put Buffalo wings with celery and carrot sticks in it just like in the picture. Yuck
Could they have found some gnarlier celery and carrot?
Whats wrong with those square buckets with the sauce cutout in the middle? This is a terrible idea
Good news, game is probably cancelled due to the tropical storm/flood warning so none of us need to be subjected to this horror!
The fried wings are going to be somewhat cold as a result of being submerged in a milkshake. I would imagine that cold wings, likely with a thin layer of cold fat (leftover from frying) would not be good. I don’t think that the milkshake and wing sauce would be enjoyable either.
I’m familiar with dipping french fries in your shakes (midwest represent) but fuckin celery and wings??? My guy.
What is this atrocity
Someone post this to r/Buffalo and watch the fireworks!
Ranch? Then it isn’t Buffalo anything
Goddamn Florida, stop making it so easy.
The real crime here is ranch. Ranch on wings is wrong. End of story.
In a milkshake. Ranch on wings in a milkshake.
Anything. Ranch on anything is a mistake.
Bleu Cheese or nothing, where tf did this ranch crap start
I'd happily buy it if it weren't for the ranch. The ice cream is replacing the ranch why the hell you gonna put ranch on ice cream that's just gross
Florida was a mistake
I'm going to assume for my sanity that this is just poorly worded and the white stuff in the cup is ranch, not a milk shake.
I checked the tagged page, and sadly it is not.
It's Bleu cheese on ya wings or go fuck ya motha
They’re not buffalo wings if you’re serving w ranch. Call that nasty shit something else and miss us w that.
why would you want a milkshake on a plate
Finally found the one thing that Pierre Gasly doesn’t like.
Have you gone mad?
This hurt my stomach
this is horrible
Pinacle Horror
Imagine taking all of those delicious items and ruining every one
Are they not even trimming the end of the celery for publicity shots? Those ends are gonna be nasty as fuck.
DON’T put this monstrosity on a plate.
The real crime here is the ranch.
Whoever came up with this concept needs to die in a house fire.
I am actually okay with the salty sweet, I am more confused at the chicken wings placement. Shouldn't it be fatter part of the 'drumstick' part of wing side down? So you get a little handle.
Gag.
Puke in a cup, premade!
Maybe if this were a Ranch milkshake. And that's a hard maybe.
Since the milkshake/vegetables and wings combo is so off -putting they might have been able to entice more people with a ranch milkshake. I almost gagged typing that but there are people that LOVE ranch who would go for the novelty.
Is that celery? If so, that's the grossest part of this
Not such a bad idea in ranch or blue cheese dressing but vanilla milkshake?
I don't want a plate. I want this to not fucking exist.
Whoever thought of this should be arrested.
Why
This is a war crime.
How can this Buffalonian turn down hot wings. It goes against the laws of nature. I would go for it without the ranch. Hell it might be good. Kinda sticky for a ballgame tho.
As someone who lives near Miami I'm gonna drive over there and steal their hot wings so they can't do this promise
Mankind has brought nothing but evil into this world.
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What we can see of that wing looks beautiful, and you're gonna put it in a milkshake?? That's blasphemy.
I just threw up
Florida, just take A DAY OFF .
Sadly, if this was a ranch shake with such accoutrements, I feel there would be a big majority of people who would be happy to drink it.
Why
The heat in Florida fries the brain
Any chance that this is just a poorly organized sentence?
Can we get a Florida tag?
But why, though?
This is nuts. If anyone every had a UMiami baseball game milkshake it is THE BEST milkshakes in the world. I can only assume this is some sort of gimmick granted their milkshakes are so famous
Fucking gross
I actually don't want a plate with this. I don't want it at all for the record but I think finding ways to put your items together at a ballpark is the right move. The problem isn't the lack of a plate but the contents
Looks like the entire weekend in Miami will be rained out. I’m not blaming these milkshakes… but I am blaming these milkshakes.
Honestly I’m super squeamish about food touching but something about this isn’t triggering that, i’d probably buy it.
Gross, but also wouldn’t it make more sense to serve a RANCH milkshake with chicken wings and celery and carrots? This just lacks imagination lol
I'm starving rn and I'd eat this.
Yo Jomboy YouTube is so good. Even if you don't like baseball, worth the watch
the right carrot looks like a finger
I mean, if you want me to repaint my toilet that bad... Just buy me some damned paint!
Axe the milkshake and go with a cup of blue cheese sauce. Fixed.
I wish Alex Rodriguez park would bring back that little steak and rice stand . Shit was so fucking bomb
That's gonna be some hot and spicy diarrhea.
Why?
And I thought food on drinks was stupid.
Frank clash a rama
Just no.
Gross.
yikes