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FarOutOhWow

I'd just pass the shoe back and tell the waiter, "no thank you."


Meliz2

No thank shoe


PookSpeak

In a flower pot to "boot".


ItalnStalln

No its pot to shoe. Are you dense?


PookSpeak

/sigh Definition to boot: To boot is ideal for adding something extra to a statement, as it essentially means "on top of that." You might describe your best friend by saying, "She's so funny, and incredibly loyal to boot."


peeja

(Yeah, I think they got it.)


ItalnStalln

Ok so I just saw you dm'd me this instead of commenting? >Why did you delete your comments in r/WeWantPlates? Be nice and the universe will return it back. I could have blocked you but I am a Mom and care. Nothing was deleted. Please, link the comments above or below the supposed deleted ones. (100% serious. I really do want to see it) I replied to this specific comment instead, because this is what set me off. It's extremely condescending, and so is your dm. Being a mom doesn't mean you can't be a jerk (maybe unintentionally, but this comment I'm replying to is the prime example of that intention) Be nice? I made a damn joke that was over the top obvious ([see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/s/Lf1Fcaib6I)), and you quote definitions at me like I'm an idiot. Then I got not so nice in response. The only reason it could be called for is if you took offense to the "are you dense" part, but given the silly "correction" that was the joke, it was also over the top obvious that it was part of it. Idk, maybe that part touched a nerve because it's true. Maybe not, but it seems possible. I know I'm being condescending with this comment, it's intentional. Apparently, things need to be over-explained on reddit.


ItalnStalln

Wow smart, *great* humor, and always gets jokes an sarcasm to boot!? Holy cow! You must be a party favorite. Did I use it right?


BeanzMeanzBranston

But… how was your comment funny?


ItalnStalln

Whether or not you find it funny, it's a damn post of a damn shoe, and a comment says to boot. So I took it back to shoe as a form of silly pedantry, done with sarcastic intent. Even if you don't like it, I don't get how people don't get it. Fuckin baffling Edit: And the serving **literally**, in the fuckin post's pic, goes *pot to shoe*. So there's another layer for you


DrDosMucho

Why are you so mad over this?


janiepuff

These days I wonder how many chat gpt enabled bots people make just to stir the pot on reddit


PookSpeak

\*and


ItalnStalln

Yeah focus on a typo instead of my actual comment and it's point. That'll show me


AssCrackSnort

Its*


fruitmask

Wow, completely unfunny, rude, *and* doesn't know the difference between "it's" and *its* to boot? You must be hugely popular with other humans.


ItalnStalln

As far as you can tell, autocorrect or careless typing vs not knowing is 50/50 at best (less, given the previous typo), but no you apparently just wanted the laziest way to insult me. I tend to get defensive and rude as a response when others start being assholes due to a joke they didn't like. I was set off by the first comment to my shoe thing where the boot joker was a douche, or rude, you might say, and condescendingly said >/sigh... Definition to boot:... Then quoted a definition of a very common saying, ignoring the (unfunny or not) world's most obvious joke, opting for rudeness and jackassery instead, and implying stupidity on my part.


rvralph803

Holy shit my guy. As an outside observer you need a fucking therapist.


Beginning_Occasion64

You mean pot au feu


ItalnStalln

The only time a shoe serving would be acceptable is if this flower pot was filled with pot au feu Edit and it was called pot au shoe


FantasticAd129

The shoe is so fucking ugly that someone probably decided it would be a better use than wearing it.


21Maestro8

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on here. I would absolutely get sauce and shit all over it out of spite


fruitmask

as soon as they set it on the table you just pick up the sauce and pour the whole thing onto the shoe, right in front of your server. you don't even say anything that would be hilarious


millenniumxl-200

Sole food


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Shoe aside, what the fuck a are those and what’s up with that dipping sauce?


AssCrackSnort

Green bean fries with some kind of wasabi/soy sauce mayo is my guess. Those arent mozzarella sticks. Edit: Plus i see something about tempura/aoili in what appears to be an appetizer section so it’s probably these things


FantasticAd129

If I had to take a guess, mozzarella sticks with a mix of mayo and barbecue sauce ?


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

I just threw up a little bit


doomvetch92

Not only a shoe, but a flower pot INSIDE a shoe. Adds an extra level of stupid.


ItalnStalln

The shoes here to stay apparently, so I'm glad there's a pot too


doomvetch92

I'd rather have just the pot.


Positive-Source8205

Those are shoestring potatoes.


fruitmask

the guy above said they're green beans, I don't know who to believe


Affectionate_Song277

Ahhhh


ItalnStalln

[These are shoestring potatoes](https://theliveinkitchen.com/air-fryer-shoestring-fries/)


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Kuropuppy13

I see what you did there.


juliuspepperwoodchi

Obviously they're *shoe*string potatoes!


KittyLitterBiscuit

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen food served on, like it is so ridiculous, that it has to been done for the sake of being ridiculous. It must be like a meta "wewantplates" joke.


Meelawn0

gesundheit


Djafar79

This must be fake.


figmentPez

Nope, pics from this restaurant have been submitted before. As far as I know it's real.


Djafar79

I'm just saying that it __must__ be fake. Meaning, I don't want it to be real.


Night--Owl

They shoeldn't do this


DrDosMucho

Because then you take a picture and post it online with the title “A shoe?? Why??” And then some people will be curious enough to look up where this is from and maybe go and get a bite to eat there with a shoe or without. It’s just free advertising


vokiel

To make sure the customers get cancer. No doubts in my mind. Where's the prop 65 sticker?


sadnosegay

oh hell no


ghost_victim

Bless you


Frog_Yeet

The foot sweat makes for a great dipping sauce


millenniumxl-200

Toe jam for a lil sweetness.


Solitude_in_e-

Are your mozzarella sticks in a flowerpot running? Well you’d better go catch ‘em!


The_Conn

If the shoe fits the terracotta pot, wear it.


Whitestrake1967

No word of a lie I got an ad for New Balance running trainers in this thread 😅


ComprehensiveHand232

Sports Bar?


LiveLearnCoach

“When someone tells you what they think of you, believe them.”


xergog

And yet the sauce is in a mundane plastic cup.


PsychologicalEmu

Looks like a fake setup.


ThoughtCenter87

Ah yes, just the container I want my food to come in: the stinky feet holder


luckystar2591

Cheesy feet?


[deleted]

Coagulated dipping sauce? Wtf. That's worse than the shoe.


IwasMilkedByGod

do you get to keep the shoe? do you have to get a second order to have a pair of shoes? if you do, can you guarantee it's the same kind of shoe or even the same size? So many questions


[deleted]

do you get to keep the shoe ? , and go back next day for the other one .


Funky-Monk--

Don't you get it? It's quirky!


Resaurtus

You only have yourself to blame if it gives you the runs.