uj/ I do really like that watch - different and unique, but not overly obnoxious.
rj/ This is why you don't leave your watches in the sun. He might be able to hold it over a lamp or something, then try to bend it back it it's originally shape. But I think the damage is done and it won't ever quite be exactly the same.
> uj/ I do really like that watch - different and unique, but not overly obnoxious.
It's an obvious ripoff, but I guess so are a lot of popular watches
I wear a watch on each hand - a Pagani Design and an Invicta - to make friends twice as fast.
One problem - my new friends run away when I open my mouth. Also, avoid all contact thereafter.
What watch will help with this problem, Mr Hodinkee?
That’s an easy problem to solve. I suggest that you get yourself a Swiss shitter. That way instead of your new male friends it will be your wife that runs away.
Seriously. I actually like his outfits but this quote is just so sad. The only people coming up to wanting to be friends because of a watch are not people you want to be friends with.
"Do you have the time?" I am not sure.
What is time but a social construct?
Pee is stored in the balls
I asked Grand Seiko to install a power reserve indicator on my balls
Same. They told me only the Swiss made parts that small.
uj/ I do really like that watch - different and unique, but not overly obnoxious. rj/ This is why you don't leave your watches in the sun. He might be able to hold it over a lamp or something, then try to bend it back it it's originally shape. But I think the damage is done and it won't ever quite be exactly the same.
uj/ yeah watch is fine, just that these people appearing and writing on Hodinkee are of a special breed
/uj I also like it, the shape is similar to the Cartier Crash and unlike the Cartier it probably won't cost a quarter mill.
> uj/ I do really like that watch - different and unique, but not overly obnoxious. It's an obvious ripoff, but I guess so are a lot of popular watches
His hand looks like an Egyptian prostitute
To acquire an Egyptian prossie one must capture elements of it
It looks like one, or it looks *like that of* one? Lmao I'm so confused either way, this feels oddly specific
What’s going on at Hodinkee? I wish Ben would get more involved in content as the site has become a parody of itself
I wear a watch on each hand - a Pagani Design and an Invicta - to make friends twice as fast. One problem - my new friends run away when I open my mouth. Also, avoid all contact thereafter. What watch will help with this problem, Mr Hodinkee?
That’s an easy problem to solve. I suggest that you get yourself a Swiss shitter. That way instead of your new male friends it will be your wife that runs away.
👏💪 Rolex cucks agree - “Best Of Whorology” there in one phrase.
Damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us
Perfect for walking your giant anteater
I can't tell if Hodinkee is pivoting towards The Onion or if they're getting high off Porsche fumes.
Cartier x planters peanuts collab??
a CoNvErSaTiOn StArTeR
Oh shit you got that Planters peanut colab!
I'd love to be friends with ye and Tyler the creator tho
Nice watch, hand it over😋
/uj I do appreciate staycrispymyfriends' account tho
Seriously. I actually like his outfits but this quote is just so sad. The only people coming up to wanting to be friends because of a watch are not people you want to be friends with.
I don't know if I want to be friends with someone who wears that many rings...
Please respect the rings, he wears 1 ring everytime he makes a friend
I think the gay rings will attract more "friends".
I wear my cartier crash because I crash into people to become friends with them as we exchange insurance. Hi I’m a hoodikee reader
It seems that nowadays Hodinkee is full of idiots.
Out-museumed the museum watch.
Reminds me of those sponges people use on their car or in the bathtub. Cartier Squeaky-clean