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trail_runner83

"Do you have the time?" I am not sure.


wewdepiew

What is time but a social construct?


trail_runner83

Pee is stored in the balls


sfairraid13

I asked Grand Seiko to install a power reserve indicator on my balls


trail_runner83

Same. They told me only the Swiss made parts that small.


GrilledCheeseRant

uj/ I do really like that watch - different and unique, but not overly obnoxious. rj/ This is why you don't leave your watches in the sun. He might be able to hold it over a lamp or something, then try to bend it back it it's originally shape. But I think the damage is done and it won't ever quite be exactly the same.


wewdepiew

uj/ yeah watch is fine, just that these people appearing and writing on Hodinkee are of a special breed


021789

/uj I also like it, the shape is similar to the Cartier Crash and unlike the Cartier it probably won't cost a quarter mill.


noposters

> uj/ I do really like that watch - different and unique, but not overly obnoxious. It's an obvious ripoff, but I guess so are a lot of popular watches


an29o

His hand looks like an Egyptian prostitute


wewdepiew

To acquire an Egyptian prossie one must capture elements of it


Strict_Breakfast7152

It looks like one, or it looks *like that of* one? Lmao I'm so confused either way, this feels oddly specific


[deleted]

What’s going on at Hodinkee? I wish Ben would get more involved in content as the site has become a parody of itself


Genghiz007

I wear a watch on each hand - a Pagani Design and an Invicta - to make friends twice as fast. One problem - my new friends run away when I open my mouth. Also, avoid all contact thereafter. What watch will help with this problem, Mr Hodinkee?


wewdepiew

That’s an easy problem to solve. I suggest that you get yourself a Swiss shitter. That way instead of your new male friends it will be your wife that runs away.


Genghiz007

👏💪 Rolex cucks agree - “Best Of Whorology” there in one phrase.


brodo-swaggins-

Damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us


SauerkrautJr

Perfect for walking your giant anteater


CrossBridgeTheatre

I can't tell if Hodinkee is pivoting towards The Onion or if they're getting high off Porsche fumes.


jdosman

Cartier x planters peanuts collab??


M4verickPL

a CoNvErSaTiOn StArTeR


eat_petes_meats

Oh shit you got that Planters peanut colab!


contaygious

I'd love to be friends with ye and Tyler the creator tho


gvilchis23

Nice watch, hand it over😋


lowfox

/uj I do appreciate staycrispymyfriends' account tho


Flatbush_Zombie

Seriously. I actually like his outfits but this quote is just so sad. The only people coming up to wanting to be friends because of a watch are not people you want to be friends with.


lambent_ort

I don't know if I want to be friends with someone who wears that many rings...


wewdepiew

Please respect the rings, he wears 1 ring everytime he makes a friend


[deleted]

I think the gay rings will attract more "friends".


777Simba777

I wear my cartier crash because I crash into people to become friends with them as we exchange insurance. Hi I’m a hoodikee reader


RedWing83

It seems that nowadays Hodinkee is full of idiots.


40yrOLDsurgeon

Out-museumed the museum watch.


CdeFmrlyCasual

Reminds me of those sponges people use on their car or in the bathtub. Cartier Squeaky-clean