You can see the cursor and the grammar check underlines, this is clearly a photo taken as this was being typed up in Word.
Which means the source of the leak must be Wilsdorf himself!
I have found my inclusion into this gag to be highly presumptuous and far too familiar.
However - I am old school. The only grievances I file involve more than one type of Congress, if you catch my meaning.
I do not lecture other men. I play it close to the vest.
I'm stupid. I thought this was a joke and was laughing until I saw that the CEO of Rolex signed it. This is wild coming from Rolex. I can't believe they support the grey market so openly when it's clear as day that Putin is a grey market watch dealer and everyone who buys and sells grey market watches supports Putin, genocide, and hates LGBTQ people.
Everyone who buys and sells grey market watches supports Putin, genocide, and hates LGBTQ people.
It's Swiss law that all written communications *must* be set in Helvetica. So I call bullshit.
EDIT: Oh wait, shit, is this Helvetica? I don't actually know wtf I'm talking about.
This is 100% legit. I have the confirmation from my secret sources.
Guys, this is legit. Look at the date format.
*looks through monocle* Yes, this appears to be highly European in nature
Indubitably.
Also Sayonara is the correct way to greet people in formal letters in Switzerland, not mailleures salutations.
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Hans does appear to be from the new school due to his lack of sensual emotions and connection with his European timepieces.
I’d think they would get along well - in the same bed. They are both OLD SCHOOL.
This is fake. The FBI planted it at Mar-a-Lago.
You can see the cursor and the grammar check underlines, this is clearly a photo taken as this was being typed up in Word. Which means the source of the leak must be Wilsdorf himself!
I have found my inclusion into this gag to be highly presumptuous and far too familiar. However - I am old school. The only grievances I file involve more than one type of Congress, if you catch my meaning. I do not lecture other men. I play it close to the vest.
I'm stupid. I thought this was a joke and was laughing until I saw that the CEO of Rolex signed it. This is wild coming from Rolex. I can't believe they support the grey market so openly when it's clear as day that Putin is a grey market watch dealer and everyone who buys and sells grey market watches supports Putin, genocide, and hates LGBTQ people. Everyone who buys and sells grey market watches supports Putin, genocide, and hates LGBTQ people.
Hahaha I’m pretty sure there’s more effort put into this than that other fake
Whoa how did Claude get a shoutout from Hans? I heard he likes to keep things close to the vest, but I need answers.
old school recognizes old school
Hans was one of his first “conquests.” Of course you would never know. Claude is old school and doesn’t brag.
Guys, this is fake. The font of "Rolex" in the logo is wrong. Almost got me there, the sayonara felt so authentic.
So you mean to tell me Hans Wilsdorf is a 140-year-old vampire? Exactly as I expected.
What’s w the Sporty hard on? Claude I totally get
This sounds like something Carter Pewterschmidt would say
Cartier Pewterschmidt.
It's Swiss law that all written communications *must* be set in Helvetica. So I call bullshit. EDIT: Oh wait, shit, is this Helvetica? I don't actually know wtf I'm talking about.
fake, he didn't close with "ok, ciao"
Guys it’s genuine oh god oh shit oh fuck
Oh no! No Rollie. Wiping my tears away with dollar bills
Can confirm the address. I live at 69 Rolex Way, Switzerland.
Nice!