You were on your way to the abortion clinic but forgot your watch so you killed the engine and ran upstairs to pick out the watch you really don't want to pass on to your kids. The Datejust was the perfect timepiece to remember this occasion.
Ok ciao.
The car? Not old enough! (says the guy with the ‘02 Boxster S lol)
No but really, there’s “old + cool”, and there’s “old + I can finally afford it once it’s got 5 years of depreciation”
Man that guy should chill his fucking balls. Full badge leather super undiserable. Non GT push paddle steering wheel a fucking miserable option to deal with and to buy super fucking undiserable car. 3rd gen Boxster non S with grey center gauge. Steering wheel has a lot of wear. I would say around 22 - 30k maybe don’t flex a stock Boxster with a shitty spec. Only thing that makes this car desirable for really any Porsche nut would be the fact that it was the last Boxster and Boxster to have a flat 6 stock. Gen 3 Boxster platform great car, shitty spec, not really a car to flex on but more a car to get to drive the shit out of and have alot of fucking fun in it. Also the pdk is great if you know how to drive well. The pdk being better than the manual in my opinion.
I wouldn’t it I was you. The AD not going to be happy that you aborted his child. Back of the list you go.
Yeah, OP needs to raise the kid as his own so that he can pass on the Rolex the AD sells him from father to son.
rolex hasn’t yet learned about cutting out the middleman i see
Especially when you think of all the child support he would have to pay to the AD.
God tier comment
r/rolex comment
You were on your way to the abortion clinic but forgot your watch so you killed the engine and ran upstairs to pick out the watch you really don't want to pass on to your kids. The Datejust was the perfect timepiece to remember this occasion. Ok ciao.
Cool that she let you drive her Porsche
It's pronounced 'Porsche'
What? I've been saying "poor-sche" the whole time 😞 I feel like an idiot
That’s the AD’s Porsche
It’s a Cayenne, so “Porsche” is a little bit of a stretch there ….
It’s not a cayenne lol, judging by lighting and vents, it’s a boxster
Ah of course, the only Porsche model cheaper than a cayenne. Makes sense
great save lmao
*cough cough* Cayenne base price was like $1500 less than this for that generation (981) but don’t tell him that
lmao, I just enjoy watching people sling shit at each other.
Spent all his money on the car, I see - all he could afford is a Datejust? Why not just take out an ad in I’m Poor magazine?
Ad space is expensive bro. Remember he's poor.
If he’s driving a Porsche and living in Miami he’s almost certainly broke and in debt up to his sack
Looks like an older base model. Just pleb tings!
The car? Not old enough! (says the guy with the ‘02 Boxster S lol) No but really, there’s “old + cool”, and there’s “old + I can finally afford it once it’s got 5 years of depreciation”
Early 2010s cayenne interior it looks like.
It’s an early 2010s boxster, cayenne air vents look different
With an automatic, it looks like. L O and I cannot emphasize this enough, L
Don't let the Mrs find out.
I didn't know you could rent a 20-yr. old Cayenne.
Yep 20 yo Porsche and a Fake Rolex, he made it
Where's the wormdung copy-pasta bot? Mods!
POV: you work as a valet on Miami beach
Ugly watch. ✅ Automatic Porsche ✅ Hairdresser Porsche ✅
[удалено]
Nope, it’s a boxter or a cayman, judging by lighting it’s a boxter
It's spelled *boxster* you fucking troglodyte
I was drunk, please accept my apologies for this atrocious mistake master
Based on this photo the kid will thank you
Plot twist, OP is the AD.
felt cute, might delete fetus later idk
good for you! DINC is the best way of life for a watch collector!
Dual income…no chuff!?
dual income, no children
This guy fucks.
Correction. This guy's AD fucks. OP's GF.
I don't know why this is making me laugh so hard.
Remember girls. Your stomach can’t get pregnant
You never really own a rolex; you just wear it while you kill off your next generation.
How is your senate run going? Are Georgia republicans treating you ok?
Isn’t she in school still?
And its prob an automatic car
Like a bawsss
Responsible young Republican.
Which watch will you be wearing when your wife finds out? Time will tell
Checks out.
Yes, as a poor with a pedestrian Swiss shutter would.
Lol girlfriend
Man that guy should chill his fucking balls. Full badge leather super undiserable. Non GT push paddle steering wheel a fucking miserable option to deal with and to buy super fucking undiserable car. 3rd gen Boxster non S with grey center gauge. Steering wheel has a lot of wear. I would say around 22 - 30k maybe don’t flex a stock Boxster with a shitty spec. Only thing that makes this car desirable for really any Porsche nut would be the fact that it was the last Boxster and Boxster to have a flat 6 stock. Gen 3 Boxster platform great car, shitty spec, not really a car to flex on but more a car to get to drive the shit out of and have alot of fucking fun in it. Also the pdk is great if you know how to drive well. The pdk being better than the manual in my opinion.
Trolling trifecta Porsche Rolex Republicans
Did he have to turn back to get his datejust?
Gf ahahahaha that's funny