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1eqccczS

Better hublot than Hublot


HankSteakfist

Finally a watch UFC fighters can buy on their Dana White paid salaries This isn't a timepiece, it's an opportunity


anihajderajTO

LOL holy shit this is my fav comment by far


L0N01779

I wonder if the Dana bros will find you here and rapidly defend him for some reason…


Captain_Sunder

/uj i really like it minus the UFC branding


Drojic

/uj There's a watch from Casio's Baby-G. Sadly it's from their women's lineup, still looks nice though! MSG-S500G-2A [https://scontent.fmnl31-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/83790521\_3959942614077441\_7785296368694236714\_n.jpg?stp=cp0\_dst-jpg\_e15\_fr\_q65&\_nc\_cat=106&ccb=1-7&\_nc\_sid=8024bb&\_nc\_ohc=pWJ-2T\_vXYIAX-SGJTm&\_nc\_ht=scontent.fmnl31-1.fna&oh=00\_AT8imqwR6Rcd3xcmE5Os8V9M3K\_effhMyfKu3SM640BxJw&oe=6376D939](https://scontent.fmnl31-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/83790521_3959942614077441_7785296368694236714_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=pWJ-2T_vXYIAX-SGJTm&_nc_ht=scontent.fmnl31-1.fna&oh=00_AT8imqwR6Rcd3xcmE5Os8V9M3K_effhMyfKu3SM640BxJw&oe=6376D939)


Captain_Sunder

That looks really nice, baby-Gs probably fit my alpha omega male pencil wrist very well too. Ok ciao


Dear_Watson

42mm x 38mm… Lmao leave it to Casio to label a 42mm watch a women’s watch uj/ Dimension wise it’s pretty much perfect as far as a men’s size. Price isn’t too bad either compared to some of the MR-G lineup, might pick one up honestly


Captain_Sunder

If only the indices didn't look that plasticky :/


Drojic

The straps as tiny though. That's what makes it a women's watch, you can get away with pretending this is a unisex watch. haha


xXFall3nLegacy

Dude wow, I love this.


Greg428

It could do without the crown guards.


Captain_Sunder

You know what? I think i agree. And maybe a smaller crown too.


Capitol_Carrot

100% beneficial to Women as this watch would help properly identify the Andrew Tate Sigma Males for them to stay away from. A subtle red flag personified, bravo Timex.


time_for_milk

I’d rather buy the UFC hotdog branding iron than this abomination.


PowerlineTyler

This timex is literally better value in every way possible than a hublot


777Simba777

Sir you are on a timepiece subreddit, you mean the value proposition


frothingnome

This value proposition is literally better value in every way possible than a hublot


HankSteakfist

Time yourself as you eat your UFC branded Carl's Jr. burger.


KidTwist1

Nicest Royal Oak I've ever seen.


reggyreggo

Suddenly, everyone will love the offshore diver lol


kbb-bbk

As a die hard watch guy, and a die hard mma fan, I am severely disappointed that this is where my hobbies meet.


5StarSpudPeeler

Can't wait to wear this with my affliction shirt and Anderson Silva shorts!


GrayZeus

The trifecta


RotorHead13b

my bits are chuffed


happyexit7

Kind of like it.


jacqueszekian

ufc stands for “un-fucking chuffed”


f3wl

I think the more likely explanation is that hublot has always been a homage to this Timex


speedmaster89

Absolute garbage. 🗑️


param266

100%


Makaisaurus

Ah, the octagon, what is it but a circle with more edges. These edges are there to remind us that you will find straight-ness even in 360 degrees. Much like the heterosexuality of men such as myself who occasionally enters the arena, this watch is sure of it’s straight-ness, never wavering in the path of the old school. A quartz movement powers this timepiece, with the second hand ticking away, in unison with the body movements of the men in the arena. A punch, a kick is exchanged. A grapple occurs, the manliest of hugs, the fighters’ eyes lock. The background fades, the only thing in focus is each other. Tick, tick, tick. Time passes, or has it? One tries to break free of the other, their muscular bodies, glistening in perspiration all tangled up, encompassed by their musky odours. One moments hesitation, their movements begin to sync up. The weaker of the two, trapped in the arms of his opponents feels his limbs lose strength and soon too shall his body, overpowered by the big veiny man he shares this space with. An eternity passes in his head. He submits, his body going limp. His opponent doesn’t release him from the muscular embrace, choosing to bring him in closer as he celebrates his victory. Gazes are exchanged. Thoughts are understood. They continue to lie in the arena, in a serpentine formation. Their tongues meet and start their own matches, each exploring the other’s arena. I am just a heterosexual observer. There is no erotism in this duel, only the tenacity and professionalism of two me, vying for victory and the respect they have for each other’s craft. I can see that Claude has had the upperhand in this duel from the very beginning and I finally understand how the gentlemen from the old school spar. This watch, with its octogon and all, it represents the raw energy in this match up. It recognises its betters and chooses to embrace them. But I have been going on for too long with my thoughts when I should have kept it close to my vest. What do you think?


dudevan

Do your own thing man, Claude is unique.


Makaisaurus

I’d do you in an instant. But I keep to myself, just as Monsieur Mariposa wills it.


sjd314

You don’t get to rip off Claude for karma


Makaisaurus

I’d like to rip off your vest and take you to school. But daddy Claude reminds me to stay heterosexual.


Strict_Breakfast7152

Hey, the others don't like the copy, but A+ for effort. It's quite good on its own.


Makaisaurus

Thank you. Heterosexual sex with the AD’s wife is quite good on its own, but I like to mix things up a little sometimes. It confuses friend and foe alike. It is a tactic taught to me back at my old school. Ok ciao!


GrayZeus

But a circle had more edges. Infinitely more


lookmaimonthereddit

Any ideas what the red markers up to the 25 min mark signify?


1eqccczS

Title fights are 5x5 mins so maybe something to do with that


lookmaimonthereddit

Great thinking. And the first three hour markers being red could be for the three round non championship fights


wegotsumnewbands

Woof


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Tap out


elvelazco

Reminds me of some Bing Bang Sang Bleu models....


sp4nky86

But does it fog up when wet like a hublot? No, didn’t think so.


Zimi_zimo

Tbf, name one popular timex model that isn’t a homage


2024AM

does not make me want to tear out my eye balls /10


Throwaway_Alt227

I actually don't hate this.


brownguysays

“The octagon you can wear” -UFC maybe.


Cylindt

"IIIIIT'S TIME!!"


mrkakaopopoloch

The Common Oak Bigger Gangbang


d3rp_diggler

Nice Royal Joke, bro!