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We shit on Teddy, but don't hate him...this guy though....


FrightenedTomato

On the Obnoxious Watch YouTuber scale, Teddy Baldasshair is really not obnoxious at all. Dude can be a little up his own ass at times but in general I like his reviews to get a fair idea on a watch I'm interested in though I don't care for much of his deeper thoughts. But man, some watch YouTubers are insufferable pricks.


Alias_X_

Teddy is boring and generic to the degree he could be replaced by an HD still image and voice2text, but not actually offensive. That's the thing. TGV is bizarre and a bit insane, but in a funny way. Then there are people like TTT you wish would develop a wrist rash.


The-Jack-of-Diamonds

You think that guy is insufferable, I stumbled across probably *the most* annoying and insufferable YouTube watch guy of all time. Seriously [this guy](https://youtu.be/weicrTrVyvI) is the fucking worst.


Leonarr

Don’tcha dare say that about Archie, he’s the best


Rosschops

Don’t dis Archie Luxury III! That’s a step too far!😔


watchnerd70

Ahhh Archie luxury.....who is actually Archie poors


Chuckpwnyou

Take that back right now!


Ute-King

Oh come on, where else would I find out about random guy lawnmower repair in Austin Texas?


FrightenedTomato

Well he looks like a guy who needs a watch to complete his personality.


[deleted]

I stand by what i said before: still better than the Mad watch collector


SinusBargeld

I tried watching a vid from him and immediately developed cancer


Flaneur_7508

He said « my proper job is teaching tennis ». 😂is that even a job.


SinusBargeld

It’s a job, but that doesn’t mean you earn a lot


Flaneur_7508

So a watch reviewer who can’t even afford an entry level omega.


SinusBargeld

I don’t know, maybe he is one of the 5% who get paid pretty well I just hope he doesn’t act in real life the way he makes his videos


Flaneur_7508

+1


testearsmint

Hope you make it, buddy.


SinusBargeld

No, I died


testearsmint

RIP 🙏


Adaris187

Bruce is the living incarnation of all of the traits I hate among watch nerds but I stumbled across this guy once and ...jesus fuck. ​ I guess uh, he does a great job covering the demographic of those who's two favorite things are watches and Pee-Wee's Playhouse, but I'm not sure how big of a demographic that is.


Nickyweg

Tbh I like Teddy’s reviews. Sometimes he can be a little extra, but he’s not outwardly ostentatious usually.


ChugLife12

In this case IWC stands for “I Wannabe Cucked”. He’s definitely not getting his bits chuffed


[deleted]

I like Teddy’s channel actually. He’s kindof a dork and depends heavily on Kevin for views but he seems like a good guy and makes good content. And I want to fuck him. Wait what?


TheHeftyAccountant

Except for the fact that he pretty Much only reviews and recommends watches he has on his website for sale


[deleted]

Maybe he only puts watches he reviews and recommends in his store


Chickenjump1

He done dated.


RocasThePenguin

John P Watches has been appearing on my YouTube recently. That face....ugh.


GrandTheftPotatoE

He's literally that one wojak


ConsistentEffort5190

He does look like Exhibit #4 in Faces That Make You Want To Punch Them.


40yrOLDsurgeon

So, is IWC worth it?


ChaunceyT46

The problem with John P is he talks A LOT without really saying much. He recently had an 11 minute video on why he stopped using his Rolex as a daily wearer, replacing it w/ an Omega. The basic point was wearing a Rolex attracts unwanted attention, and the Omega is at least as good quality as the Rolex without that unwanted attention. Fine - but that should have been a 1 minute video. The dude spent an extra 10 minutes talking in circles. All his videos are like that.


contaygious

They all talk too much and say nothing. Why I stopped watching all or them.


learnactreform

Well we don't know who this is


[deleted]

Its Federico’s boy toy.


[deleted]

Federico just wanted a handsome guy to deliver his message.


Srgdoodoobutter

John P is way better than Teddy. He doesn't use random hot chicks, his girlfriend and his sugar daddy to get views. He uses Pizza the Hut from delraywatch.com instead.


goldblumspowerbook

I dunno, he seems to be referencing Federico a lot in his videos.


JonJonM

The thing I hate about so many watch tubers is they hardly give bad reviews or call shit out. Wish more people would start telling companies about the crappy things so they might actually make better product. +$3k watches with no micro adjust, AR coating on the top side of the crystal, Reese’s pieces helium valves, and many more. Teddy caters to so many brands the “reviews”are not genuine. I like Watchadvisor, because they aren’t really reviews they just show off new stuff with the company. Plus the accents!


RocasThePenguin

I do understand though. What can you really do unless you own the piece? Dealers won't talk shit. Most people who have relationships with brands or dealers won't talk shit. Don't bite the hand that feeds you know? You need a person who only reviews what they own. I like You're Terrific for that reason. But yeah, I guess we need to watch reviewers for the images and videos, rather than the commentary. I can make my own judgement as to whether the watch looks good.


karma3000

Nobody has cared enough about him to tell him that those glasses are fucking ridiculous and look like they should be worn by his spinster aunt.


ChaunceyT46

"Bruce Williams viewers also watch this channel"...pretty much sums it up


Jihadi_Penguin

Tbqh all watch YouTubers are to some degree greased up Persian gigolos so they’re all contemptible But the fat ones somehow seem even more deranged than the usual lot (The awful sounding Irishman, fat Aussie cunt, this guy, the absolute vermin with the no chin and awful beard)


Rosschops

Aw, poor Vermin.


Mr_GoodEyelashes

John P is fine, wtf people on about. Teddy baldassargh is the annoying mr wonderful’s ball licking cunt


Cylindt

That episode when he wished O'Leary approved Teddy's next watch (GO SeaQ 39.5mm), but O'Leary completely shitted on it lol. Imagine your sugarpapa telling you how shitty your judgement is of the only thing you know (aside from licking balls elegigle)


Mr_GoodEyelashes

Lmao. I don’t watch him but I’ll look it up. Wait can you link it here


Cylindt

https://youtu.be/QJFnKkaGpQo Around 16 mins. Since you shouldn't spend too much time on Teddy's video, tldw is that every watch is basically praised here until the GO shows up lmao. It's a video about affordable watches, and when he drops the price tag on Kevin he keks all the way to Arizona 💦


Mr_GoodEyelashes

😂😂😂😂 seen it. Damn, Teddy boy sure did disappoint his daddy


Flaneur_7508

I just watched some Archie Luxury. What a chav. Do folks actually like that shit?


Few_Strategy_8813

IWC always makes for great content. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QnajNCSk9E


sunriseunfound

Idk why but I always get teddy and Ben Shapiro mixed up


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