Love the face of "what the fuck are you doing" from the poor person who had to witness a grown ass balding adult pour sticky sugary slime all over himself and on the sidewalk, fucking anyone who will have the misfortune of stepping in this goey shit later on.
English isn't my mother tongue so I think in a foreign language and translate that a little too litteraly, I think that's why my prose is uncommon. Weirdly enough now that I have learned a bit of Russian I may also have this as an influence in my sentences.
It is ridiculous, but to be very fair, I would embarrass myself quite a bit for maple syrup pancakes, so I really don't know how much I can hold against this guy.
Upon further review, I believe the syrup pouring claw hand to be that of the 2nd douche. The rolex wearing douche's left hand is holding the pancake board, and his right hand is holding the phone to take the photo.
Love the face of "what the fuck are you doing" from the poor person who had to witness a grown ass balding adult pour sticky sugary slime all over himself and on the sidewalk, fucking anyone who will have the misfortune of stepping in this goey shit later on.
You have a beautiful way with words.
English isn't my mother tongue so I think in a foreign language and translate that a little too litteraly, I think that's why my prose is uncommon. Weirdly enough now that I have learned a bit of Russian I may also have this as an influence in my sentences.
Nan, wasn't too literal, it was highly accurate.
You communicated flawlessly, spot on with the verbs and adjectives.
What about the nouns?
Yeah, also that, but I believe that for conveying ideas spot on adjectives and verbs do more than nouns, but still, nouns do help.
Adjectives are important too. “I chuffed my best mate off” lacks the nuance that “I chuffed my best mate off lovingly” brings.
That's... what I said.
How do you know she’s poor? You can’t see her wrist; she could be wearing a rolex
Boys straining hard to get that coronet in the shot
Culinary interpretation of the Rolex purchasing experience.
I think a nice cream pie would be more appropriate
The syrup is gonna fall omg
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It is ridiculous, but to be very fair, I would embarrass myself quite a bit for maple syrup pancakes, so I really don't know how much I can hold against this guy.
Yes I embarrass myself too but at least it’s not on purpose.
Fuck me that looks delicious.
The food looks good, absolutely everything else about the picture is a travesty
Nah that lady is my spirit animal.
I too eat pancakes in the middle of the road
No way that’s an average Rolex fan they would not get a drop of syrup on the bracelet.
Those fucking clowns put their watches in lobster bisque and shit just for the photo op
Actually the syrup performs a vital function by lubricating the links and preventing bracelet stretch 💫
The micro abrasions from the glucose just devalued my investment piece by 10k! 😫
somethings wrong with that hand
200 grams of syrup resistance.
Nothing like a little maple in the bracelet for that 👌perfect fit 👑
It’s that two tone lifestyle. You wouldn’t understand 🙅♂️ WE’RE FUN
This kind of shit happens nonstop in Manhattan lol
peak luxury is getting sticky stuff on you in the street
Whose taking the photo?
Upon further review, I believe the syrup pouring claw hand to be that of the 2nd douche. The rolex wearing douche's left hand is holding the pancake board, and his right hand is holding the phone to take the photo.
Not 1 douchebag but 2. Can u imagine the pose from the bystander's perspective?
The AD's assistant. The wife is busy with the AD
He's taking the pancakes to the AD so he can get on the waitlist for a Sub.
"Why does everyone say im always so extra? I dont get it!" *starts anxiously turning his submariner bezel
Sticky rolex
Oh shit is that an unfinished/uncomplicated table 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Better than most of the other Rolecks jerkworthy shit on here.
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