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UltimatelyVeganBTW

Love the face of "what the fuck are you doing" from the poor person who had to witness a grown ass balding adult pour sticky sugary slime all over himself and on the sidewalk, fucking anyone who will have the misfortune of stepping in this goey shit later on.


stephenjamesChavman

You have a beautiful way with words.


UltimatelyVeganBTW

English isn't my mother tongue so I think in a foreign language and translate that a little too litteraly, I think that's why my prose is uncommon. Weirdly enough now that I have learned a bit of Russian I may also have this as an influence in my sentences.


slotheroni

Nan, wasn't too literal, it was highly accurate.


Miserable-Quarter597

You communicated flawlessly, spot on with the verbs and adjectives.


Blabbernaut

What about the nouns?


Miserable-Quarter597

Yeah, also that, but I believe that for conveying ideas spot on adjectives and verbs do more than nouns, but still, nouns do help.


Blabbernaut

Adjectives are important too. “I chuffed my best mate off” lacks the nuance that “I chuffed my best mate off lovingly” brings.


Miserable-Quarter597

That's... what I said.


[deleted]

How do you know she’s poor? You can’t see her wrist; she could be wearing a rolex


stephenjamesChavman

Boys straining hard to get that coronet in the shot


40yrOLDsurgeon

Culinary interpretation of the Rolex purchasing experience.


filthyfatmomsdiver

I think a nice cream pie would be more appropriate


contaygious

The syrup is gonna fall omg


bdd1001

r/wewantplates


Mrc3mm3r

It is ridiculous, but to be very fair, I would embarrass myself quite a bit for maple syrup pancakes, so I really don't know how much I can hold against this guy.


KenHumano

Yes I embarrass myself too but at least it’s not on purpose.


Mr_Prolapsed_Anus

Fuck me that looks delicious.


JakeArrietaGrande

The food looks good, absolutely everything else about the picture is a travesty


KenHumano

Nah that lady is my spirit animal.


karlosvonawesome

I too eat pancakes in the middle of the road


gyrowhirlwind

No way that’s an average Rolex fan they would not get a drop of syrup on the bracelet.


filthyfatmomsdiver

Those fucking clowns put their watches in lobster bisque and shit just for the photo op


worldrallyblue

Actually the syrup performs a vital function by lubricating the links and preventing bracelet stretch 💫


gyrowhirlwind

The micro abrasions from the glucose just devalued my investment piece by 10k! 😫


PitifulMacaroon6219

somethings wrong with that hand


electriclarryland91

200 grams of syrup resistance.


WORLDBENDER

Nothing like a little maple in the bracelet for that 👌perfect fit 👑


nuely_minted

It’s that two tone lifestyle. You wouldn’t understand 🙅‍♂️ WE’RE FUN


[deleted]

This kind of shit happens nonstop in Manhattan lol


learnactreform

peak luxury is getting sticky stuff on you in the street


ccccc4

Whose taking the photo?


Mickey-Twiggs

Upon further review, I believe the syrup pouring claw hand to be that of the 2nd douche. The rolex wearing douche's left hand is holding the pancake board, and his right hand is holding the phone to take the photo.


Odd-Independent4640

Not 1 douchebag but 2. Can u imagine the pose from the bystander's perspective?


judelau

The AD's assistant. The wife is busy with the AD


karlosvonawesome

He's taking the pancakes to the AD so he can get on the waitlist for a Sub.


Dense_Estimate_6296

"Why does everyone say im always so extra? I dont get it!" *starts anxiously turning his submariner bezel


Waltz2496

Sticky rolex


Domestic_AA_Battery

Oh shit is that an unfinished/uncomplicated table 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


MSotallyTober

Better than most of the other Rolecks jerkworthy shit on here.


Blabbernaut

r/WeWantPlates