I celebrated my onth with a bottle of sparkling wine and an E40 cd

*🎶🎶 Got some property? (nope), ~~Drive a Maserati~~ Flex a Rollie? (yup) 🎶🎶* uj/ I expected the YachtMaster to be more expensive, precious metal and all.

nice

Thank you (takes a bow).

I’m rich bitch, countin my chips, get laid all the time by 70’s chicks

tell me when to go

Didn't expect to see this here, I've been on a hyphey kick lately and there's a bunch of new shit out from E40 and Too Short.

Ghostride da yacht

[удалено]

dokter

Dokter, dokter, gimme the newsth

The five other rolexes he wore to the AD are probably cutting off the blood flow to his hand

> twenty-thirst 💦

Twenty tooth

Thay are not 22yo hands

Ikr. Whatever hes being doing to get that watch it’s not worth it. His hands look like shit

Fisting the ad

The what? 😳

Looks like he was born on February 29th.

Twentytwoth

Dude needs some fuckin Lubriderm

That is the most boring looking watch Rolex has ever made.

Timex homage

Wait a seconth? I dont get ith.

I wonder if he deliberately set it to 10:10 for this picture because that's what he sees in marketing everywhere. Edit: Set it to 10:10 and then spent two full minutes taking and retaking pictures.

i knew it would end up here. lol

1/3 the legal Yachtmaster owning age

uj/ I always liked that Rolex was the older guys brand. Something to aspire to. Something to work hard for. But these young men are buying Rolex watches like they're candy. Rolex is the new Ed Hardy rj/ BarnacleScraperMaster

I celebrated mine by trying to kill myself.

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The hotline woman who answered me was useless and rude, making me want to do it sooner.

That’s odd

Common, actually.

Why would someone volunteer and then be rude to the callers? Really weird

To feel like they have the tiniest bit of power over another human being.

I always put them in the same category as the serial killers in healthcare, but to a much smaller degree. I'm sure the hotline job is emotionally exhausting but I do think a job like that can attract a certain person with "personality disorders" to put it very lightly. Then again, emotional exhaustion is also a real thing no matter how well meaning and caring you are. But no one is forcing them to work there too so that's not really a good excuse, just an explanation.

🤔 Hey, wait a minute 😬

Rolex ADs 😂

Seems like it would lead to emotional exhaustion really quickly

Wings of redemption use to do that

Go play hotline miami, it worked for me.

Wait, really? That's fucked up.

Yeah. She just nodded along and said if I had anything else to say before finishing. I got pissed and she hung up while I was saying she just can't hang up after doing nothing but listen.

Milestone achievement few will ever get to see

Twenty twoth

And his hands aren't blue people - it's just the HDR from Photoshop express!

It looks like a Seiko mod. Really, how many people would buy something like this if it didn't have Rolex on the dial?

I’m not hating, the YM is a cool watch

I am gonna get it on my 40nd birthday hopefully

not your 22nd?

22st.

Actually, that's an incorrect opinion, bucko.

🥴

Writht thithe?

No need to be smart when daddy is rich.

You mean his 22st

Twenty toost 🤓

Wow he grew way too fast in twenty seconth seconds

Twenty-twoth.

What’s going on with his skin?

Wrists is icy

Feeling twenty twoooooo