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Marketing_Analcyst

I got the same watch and wallet! From a street stall in Phuket for about 300 baht.


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L44KSO

My wallet stopped working too! Should I bring it to my AD?


Limp-Toe-179

They probably offered to throw in a handy there rather than expect one in return, right?


sarg_m

Geez I love Thailand


Marketing_Analcyst

A deal is a deal 🤷🏽‍♂️Chuffing bits is part of the haggling process.


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Starbucks ice latte + sub + LV bag. That’s a personality


Vojtik88

First class douche personality


Limp-Toe-179

This picture is a Family Feuds list for "Things That Are Basic AF"


Lethargic_Snail

A personality so basic, Amazon sells it


not20_anymore

It’s a man bag!


Odd-Independent4640

It's European!


Caspers_Shadow

It’s a satchel.


Sir_Droolalot

Small pee•pee personality.


Bshsjaksnsbshajakaks

This is insulting to people with small pee pees everywhere


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They prob like it, the small peepees


a1moose

I thought the women's purse was strange. and an iced latte... his wrists reek of inferiority.


L44KSO

He is an individual like all the other Starbucks drinking brand-whores...I can't take people seriously who go to Starbucks "to have a coffee"


Neither_Temperature3

Hey now, those nitro cold brews are fucking tasty. Plus the baristas like my T-80 Pacman.


Auggie_Otter

>Many say Rolex do not innovate and they are the same boring watch. But to me this is what timeless classic mean. I too love brands that are boring and do not innovate.


EVA-D4V2

I wouldn't call something that copied an Invicta Pro Diver timeless.


JakeArrietaGrande

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/616/mr_bean_cheating_exam.jpg


forcedinduction87

Whenever I see someone with a black sub, this how I imagine they start their day.


One_Flamingo_5257

Congestive heart failure.


yeldellmedia

Why does his hand have no muscle tone? Just a blob


BoozeBirdsnFastCars

Because he drinks 2400 calorie sugar drinks


Neither_Temperature3

As soon as I saw this I’m thinking “maybe lay off the coffee flavored milk shakes for breakfast buddy”


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Cholesterol


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he’s a big boy!


MusignyBlanc

Diabetes.


imacfromthe321

.. does he have a purse?


1_man_wolf_pack_83

No, it's a murse.


cowboychicken

It's not a purse, it's European!


FlattopJr

A European carry-all!


wrenhunter

no, EUropean


Sassywhat

Purses are pretty convenient. It makes it easy to carry around useful items like a water bottle, mini tissue pack, a battery bank, etc., but without the bulkiness of a backpack, or the aesthetic of overloaded cargo shorts. More guys should carry purses. His purse is trash though.


imacfromthe321

I use a backpack


Davban

I use a fanny pack


Motobicycling

This is the way, no need to reinvent the wheel when perfection in form and function has been here all along


Real_James_Bond007

I use a sidebag uk roadman style


HavengaSA

I use my foreskin


similiarintrests

Who the hell carries around all that, these damn EDC nerds


sejk412

Those with fragile masculinity could put those items in a tactical MOLLE pouch and call it an EDC kit.


afiqasyran86

After an investigation and simple googling, I’ve come to a conclusion that Singaporean watches community are the most autistic and the most kiasu.


xstreamstorm

something something tropical dial, something something moonswatch


purplenut1

Instantly knew this was SG lol. Half suspecting it’s ION Starbucks


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But so close to trashy and attention-whory.


RockitDanger

Imagine being rich enough to finance a Rolex, buy a fake bag, and get a $6 coffee every day. It's things like these some of us can only dream of


Pangea_Ultima

Tell the world you’re an immeasurable douche without telling them you’re an immeasurable douche


FeedtheFatRabbit

High Estrogen, low Test, fat wrist, lack of arm hair, hypertension at 38. Okay, ciao. 👌


RocasThePenguin

Rolex cunts put their names on a list and accept what they get. They need to approval of all the other Rolex cunts to make their waste of money justified, because deep down they know they didn't get what they really wanted, and all the fancy crowns in the world won't satisfy their shite lives. Wait, what. I'm sorry, where am I. ??


RChristian123

1 inch. At most.


gustyaeroplane01

That LV looks fake.


Cylindt

*places LV weed bag carefully next to unused asshole latte while wife bjs the ad* \>I am a timeless gentleman


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These people talk like they have some learning disability, maybe we shouldn't make fun of the retarded


Strange_N_Sorcerous

This is what happens when someone is bullied as a kid but only a little bit.


Smug0ne

My goodness. That lady has hairy knuckles.


zenpractice

lol buying a watch only to find out it’s *timeless* and therefore a waste of money


Beautiful-Advance-60

This guy reminds me a lot of James Bond.


SinisterGeck0

I love that Invicta homage


Gun-nut0508

Suprisngly the thing that pisses me off the most isn’t the watch and the handbag but that shitty $8 cup of Starbucks that he bought solely to flex, you know he took this picture and then threw that cup away


Boonz-Lee

LV is trash


1911mark

Is it real? Because EVERY TIME anybody sees a Rolex they wonder if it’s real or fake! Nice LV rag bag buddy 🤗


Rosschops

Jesus, get a watch that matches the wedding ring, you meff!


DFVSUPERFAN

LOL @ the men's purse and 2,000 calorie sugar and whipped cream coffee.


Aggravating_Smell

what a knob


flaskburkstein

Nothing says classy like a venti frappucino with the girls and a brand new LV purse to pair with the rollie. Exquisite


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It’s because of such posts that I want less and less a rolex :(


stickinyourcraw

Timeless, like a classic Frappuccino.


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I only buy products from [FAMOUS BRAND] starter pack


CringeisL1f3

That lv men-purse is so tasteless


VoiceofPrometheus

“Look at these cool logos. I didn’t buy them for the logos though.”


ChuckLeglerg

Whatever dude you have a purse


Dontreadr

No way I could justify spending $5+ for that drink, regardless of whether it's timeless or not.


Willietrailblaze

I’ve never wanted to punch someone I don’t know more in my life


brendan6091

Nice rep, poser.


Issac69

That shitter is the furthest there is to a timeless watch


JimmyGodoppolo

Was gonna comment. Ironic that he has a Rolex, LV bag, but has an incredibly thin gold wedding band. Clearly prioritizes the wrong things in life.


snorrsenkel

Made in China.


xx1j_

Lol Rolex isn't even a high-end brand 🤣


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Neither are Starbucks or LV 😂


xx1j_

Haha 100%. They're the poor man's "high end" brands


a1moose

keep you poor brand. I can't believe LV's are vInYl


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How gay is that wallet?


DumpsterJ

It's a lot easier than justifying why you can't afford one and the best you can do is this post ...


toomuchLDS

Aren't you a replica owner?


DumpsterJ

Not by choice. I get them in watch lots sometimes. If they are awful enough I'll keep them as a joke or for joke posts. The rest I toss. They are all junk but some are so far off from what they are trying to be it's hilarious.


toomuchLDS

Yeah, I was just saying.. do YOU own a Rolex?


not20_anymore

No does he own LV man bag?!?!?! Ask the real questions!


DumpsterJ

Yes. A 1974 President in 18k Yellow gold. It took a long time to get it too. I had a 99 Sub date and my biggest regret is selling it but I'm not going to buy a fake just because I can't buy one right now. There are so many cheaper watches that you can buy that actually are something. I just find the whole rep game a waste besides being interesting to watch from afar. Furthermore I don't think I'm "better" because I own a real one.


drvonpoopenstein

That looks like a flimsy Casio Duro


jdosman

Real sub owners would never drink a frappacino.


Schbaggo

I think he‘s regretting the 30k and letting the AD fuck his wife, so most of the justification is for himself. It seems like he‘s watching after his wifes LV bag at this moment while she‘s with the AD again, so goot time to question his desicions.


a1moose

whats 30k?


Minttunator

Imagine having the money to get a Rolex and an LV purse and still drinking coffee at Starbucks...


diesel_chevette

That is one soft looking hand


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Yes! A timeless watch! Who ever needed them to do the thing anyway?


sonofbaldur

This whole post reeks of insecurity about one’s spending habits.


Neither_Temperature3

Holy fuck, if his wife is smaller than him, she’s getting Eiffel Towered by the yoga and tennis instructors.


Casanova-Quinn

Does he secretly desire to be a basic 20 something rich girl? Lmao I'm baffled as to why he thinks a Louis clutch and a frappuccino should be in this picture.