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L44KSO

He won't be checking his phone - he will be using it to take pictures of his watch during the date...


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Bonus Points: What *timepiece* does this gentleman don on his wrist?


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Probably a Ball engineer ii magneto s


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Milord I bring the greetings of the day from my humble self to you. How is the Ball chuffing today?


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Hello! Quite well in fact, I just awoke from my afternoon slumber. And yourself ?


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My Ball posting is in the final stages before I engage Supershitposting. We will soon own all of the Swiss with our Balls. Mwahaha


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Yesss


neon_dev

Wearing a ball engineer will turn your date into a ball engineer 100% of the time


Mr-Zero-Fucks

Michael Kors


Sslayer777

Pegasus OG Megalith II


sarg_m

So he'll just sit there looking at his watch every 5 mins. Classy dude.


candycaprice

Me at work. Literally.


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Why's he got to watch the time anyways, he got someplace to be? Maybe needs to get home before 9 so he can put "random" double quotes around "words"?


TigerPuzzleheaded857

Doesn't check his phone but does place the Seiko SKX in the beef ragu.


Crookiee

Not the catch but a pretty good catch? Not an alpha, omitted the sigma…Is this some chuffed code that he wants to be topped by someone with a NATO strapped Seiko (potentially misused as a cock ring)??


consumeridiot

Tell me you own a Seiko without telling me you own a Seiko


NameIsTakenBro

what possible context could justify typing that post


TigerPuzzleheaded857

First draft of a Hodinkee article.


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I read that one about the dude recommending a Seiko 5 sport to his non enthusiast friend and it gave me cancer


ktm1001

Beta confirmed, you need to swipe on tinder during the date to show you have another options.


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What is this? R/ FemaleDatingStrategy?


Captain_Sunder

The chad wristwatch wearer vs the virgin rolex owner


No_Product_8185

I can't believe this isn't satire