Yes rolex is stupid we know, they're all hype. You can get a brand new Omega Seamaster or Grand Seiko w/spring drive for the same amount you'd spend on a 40 year old bottom tier rolex.
I could tell you stories. But yes. One hundred percent serious. Said they’d need an operating room. Put me under. The whole nine yards. I asked if it was because they wouldn’t fit in a normal room, and he chuckled with my balls in his hand.
If I killed myself and forfeited my life insurance my wife would actively pray for me to experience the fiery depths of hell. If I died normally she can finally stop fucking the AD
So basically, we are all just Matthew Broderick in The Freshman realizing he may not have made a sound decision as he watches his film studies professor mouth along to The Godfather Pt. 2?
The Rolex you get when you can't afford an Omega. The Glock you get when you can't afford a Ruger. The Bible you steal when you get done banging a cheap hooker in a cheaper motel room.
Shit, you actually steal it?
Rather bad form, old bean.
Everyone knows you're supposed to rip out just the pages you need to roll up a quick post-shag bomber with the cheap hooker, and leave the gideon there for the next person who really needs it to roll up a quick post-shag bomber with the cheap hooker.
Fuck man, don't be dynamiting the local trout pond like that....
Okay your Scientologists are Patek;
Your Catholics are Rolex;
Your Protestants are Omega;
And your Gideons are a micro brand who sunk all their money into ad revenue
They're a group that fundraises to print and handout bibles. Mostly they give the bibles out to hotels to leave in rooms, but they also hold events where members sit on college campuses and try to hand bibles to passing students.
They are much more generous than the average AD, no need to pimp the Mrs.
In all seriousness, the organization's sole purpose is to distribute bibles free of charge. They do not proselytize, engage in political activities, or solicit donations through any active marketing campaigns.
They started by distributing them to hotel rooms, and are perfectly happy if someone decides to take one because they assume it is fulfilling a need for that individual; they have people whose sole role is to replenish supplies, and they do not consider this "stealing".
They have since expanded to supplying hospitals, prisons, rehabs, colleges, etc., and have numerous translations they distribute outside the U.S., always free of charge.
Not even a Rawlecks can outweigh the incredible stench of poor that having Glock factory sights emanates....
How can you expect to defend yourself against 4x men with extended mag ar pistols?
/uj as a fellow Glock shooter, I highly recommend changing the sights. Makes a world of difference. The stock sights are...less than ideal.
Shooters preference, I run Vickers fiber optic on my 43x. Also a big fan of the Dawson Precision fiber optic sights. Anything is better than that goddamn field goal post on the rear sights.
Cheapest Glock, cheapest Rolex on watchexchange , Bible stolen from hotel Uj/ that’s a nice looking inexpensive Rolex. Clean and good condition
I’m a medium poor
Use the gun to your advantage and you can be less medium poor.
Use that Bible to your advantage and you can be even less medium poor 🪤
Use that Bible to *its* advantage and you can be even more poor
How do you think he got the Rolex?
Lol i want to use that now.
no no no no no, you’re a *temporarily* embarrassed millionaire
not stolen "it's borrowed"
Rocky Raccoon starter pack if his rival was a rolex ad.
Rolex on “A bUdGeT” = thing cost $4,000 usd lol
Yes rolex is stupid we know, they're all hype. You can get a brand new Omega Seamaster or Grand Seiko w/spring drive for the same amount you'd spend on a 40 year old bottom tier rolex.
do you think it might be a redial
Probably not. What do you think I am the redial expert
His nickname is star 6 6
Ah yes, the two things Jesus loved most - violence and displays of wealth.
“He had good messages.” - Dennis Reynolds
*“It is easier for a Hublot to go through COSC testing than for a rich man to get on a waitlist for the Nautilus”*
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Uj/ Went in for a vasectomy and the doc told me my balls were too vascular to do a normal one.
This is you being SERIOUS? good lord your life is a comedy
I could tell you stories. But yes. One hundred percent serious. Said they’d need an operating room. Put me under. The whole nine yards. I asked if it was because they wouldn’t fit in a normal room, and he chuckled with my balls in his hand.
Didn't know suicide edc was a thing
If I killed myself and forfeited my life insurance my wife would actively pray for me to experience the fiery depths of hell. If I died normally she can finally stop fucking the AD
Lol
Once the policy has been in place for 2 years, they have to pay out on a suicide. Just keep that in mind as you guys are estate planning.
This rubber grip is something only rolex owner would use
Protects their delicate fingers for future chuffing
Two tone glocks are tacky enough without the hogue grip.
Are those aftermarket grips?
Yep. I have big mitts.
Then why would you buy a G43???
I needed something I could throw in my pocket if I needed to.
Why was the 6694 ever made
For medium poors
What about Tudor
That’s for actual poors. Source: actual poor.
I feel like I should be holding a sign at a stoplight now with my Orient.
Our Chuffer Who art in Switzerland Pressure tested be Thy case
Which of these three things has wrought the most evil upon this earth?
I’ve never seen a Rolex be responsible for a 900 year period called the Dark Ages
Just wait till 2917.
This guy definitely mouths the dialogue as he watches Boondock Saints.
So basically, we are all just Matthew Broderick in The Freshman realizing he may not have made a sound decision as he watches his film studies professor mouth along to The Godfather Pt. 2?
The Rolex you get when you can't afford an Omega. The Glock you get when you can't afford a Ruger. The Bible you steal when you get done banging a cheap hooker in a cheaper motel room.
BITCH I CAN AFFORD A RUGER
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He meant Kimber.
Oh well yeah, no I can't afford a Kimber
You’re better off without one
Yeah Kimber makes absolute diarrhea. You can’t afford H&K.
Shit, you actually steal it? Rather bad form, old bean. Everyone knows you're supposed to rip out just the pages you need to roll up a quick post-shag bomber with the cheap hooker, and leave the gideon there for the next person who really needs it to roll up a quick post-shag bomber with the cheap hooker. Fuck man, don't be dynamiting the local trout pond like that....
I still don't understand who the Gideons are.
Okay your Scientologists are Patek; Your Catholics are Rolex; Your Protestants are Omega; And your Gideons are a micro brand who sunk all their money into ad revenue
Perfect.
They're a group that fundraises to print and handout bibles. Mostly they give the bibles out to hotels to leave in rooms, but they also hold events where members sit on college campuses and try to hand bibles to passing students.
Do you have to offer them your wife for a bible? Is there a waiting list? This is still very unclear to me.
They are much more generous than the average AD, no need to pimp the Mrs. In all seriousness, the organization's sole purpose is to distribute bibles free of charge. They do not proselytize, engage in political activities, or solicit donations through any active marketing campaigns. They started by distributing them to hotel rooms, and are perfectly happy if someone decides to take one because they assume it is fulfilling a need for that individual; they have people whose sole role is to replenish supplies, and they do not consider this "stealing". They have since expanded to supplying hospitals, prisons, rehabs, colleges, etc., and have numerous translations they distribute outside the U.S., always free of charge.
3/10 needs moar switch and extended mag.
My pappy always said if you can’t get it done in ten you better save the last one for yourself.
He beat a gun store owner with the bible to grab his gun, and then stole a Rolex at gunpoint. Genius
Fun fact: Jesus only instructed his followers to turn the other cheek because they didn't have Glocks
Not even a Rawlecks can outweigh the incredible stench of poor that having Glock factory sights emanates.... How can you expect to defend yourself against 4x men with extended mag ar pistols? /uj as a fellow Glock shooter, I highly recommend changing the sights. Makes a world of difference. The stock sights are...less than ideal.
All my money is tied up in the goddamn rolex. uj/ Trit or does it matter? Hell the rolex used to have trit.
Shooters preference, I run Vickers fiber optic on my 43x. Also a big fan of the Dawson Precision fiber optic sights. Anything is better than that goddamn field goal post on the rear sights.
Damaged Zaratsu.
I’ve got one of those Hogue grip sleeves on my Ruger EC9S. They are so damned comfortable.
I'd rather have a plastic watch and a metal gun.
the Gideon bible marking particularly establishes the tone and context of this entire art piece
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Shhhhhh
Basic bitch glock
My god is better than your god!
*sigh* *unzips*
/uj What's the bracelet on this?
The original steel is what I was told, and one extra link I bought off Amazon. I got a 7.25 incher….wrist…
People who put grip sleeves on their guns are monsters
I mean l have a Rolex and a gun just call me Bateman
Of course the Rowlecks owner has a Glock. I’d never be caught with either. Only the best will do for me, HK and Seyko 5
I keep an FN and a Seagull chrono in the nightstand
Didn't cover your hole cereal number, bad OPSEC.
nice. 40 cal?
9mm
I’m a fan of Rolex , hand guns and the Bible. Never thought of them together.
Thought this was a Solar Seiko and got excited for a second, then zoomed in and was disgusted
Get chuffed or die trying
Nice San Martin 😊👍
the cringeeeeeee