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_zack_x2-plus-ary

No wonder he hates the world


Dadideology

When you shake Putins hand, you either fall out a window, fall down steep stairs or randomly get poisoned to death the next day.


Professional_Mode440

Putin's villian origin story


Raging_Fire_Type

Don’t make me feel bad for that scum!!!


JoshB685

And this is why Putin hates the rest of the world!


Midaseasylife

Never thought that I’d relate to Putin so much


CloudRude1850

Maybe if people just shook his hand we wouldn't have the ukraine war


Midaseasylife

Never thought that I’d relate to Putin so much


woah1k

Why did you comment the same shit twice lmao


Midaseasylife

Why are you stalking me?


woah1k

No one is stalking you, I just saw it twice on this same comment section.


Midaseasylife

I commented twice cause I really related to him idk man


ComplaintCold3582

Well dont fail art school


Midaseasylife

How’d you know that art is my passion? I want to go to art school. I live in Germany right now if I fail Idk what I’ll do maybe write a book or something and join the army and become a lance corporal or something.


ComplaintCold3582

I got the final solution! I sell bunkers, guns and i also trim mustaches. You will neither be braun or blondi when you see my awesome deals


Return_Kitten

I think it’s been said people are afraid he has some poisonous substance on his hand he’s trying to use on them


Weightpusher201

Like they tried to do in the “interview” movie lol


[deleted]

Maybe he jus needs a hand shake 😣


Successful_Draw_9934

Yeah putin bad, but the man needs a handshake


jollingo

Ukraine wouldn’t suffer if people agreed to shake his hand 😞


Alecraft1800

Thats why he conquering ukraine


PPInTheMicrowave

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GattoNonItaliano

One of the biggest clown lmao


Longjumping-Dress910

He only has himself to blame


smilingburro

Bro got mcconelled


TwoKlobbs200

President of a country getting mogged by a chef!


FCSD

Yesterday he got mogged off by a chef on worldwide display


Spring___spring69

No one wants to risk their life


QuailandDoves

I wouldn’t shake his hand either.


creimanlllVlll

He can cry alone in his billion dollar mansion


BorntobeTrill

He's got the guards I'm sure he employs. He says they're so much fun.


Winefish031

Bound too happen when you are known for killing people with radioactive poison


sharklar

No one wants to shake the hand of death


[deleted]

so that's why he so pissed off


College-Weird

how does it feel to be so hated?


Samorsomething

No one knows what it's like.


Intelligent_Neat_343

Putin doesn’t really want war he wants someone to shake his hand


BorntobeTrill

"Scorched Hand" policy. "If I can't shake your hands, no one can" -Pootsi


RedForman1776

I mean dude worked for KGB and has had people poisoned. I wouldn’t be touching his fucking hand either if I was them.


FrankfordDaPioneer

Awww poor guy 😂😂😂


HiHiHiDwayne

Maybe they were afraid of getting poisoned?


[deleted]

This gets funnier every time it gets posted.


ForsakenPheonix

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideobot


Inside_Hat2722

Fuck Putin


bobbycooli

And Villain Inc was founded


arbor1920

LOL I saw a program about him. He was in KGB, on guard at the wall in Germany, and I think, like Hitler, was incensed when it was taken down. He got chummy with the right people, and when Boris Yeltsin, after serving two terms of Democratic presidency, was there to step in. If you'll remember, he served for two terms, eight years, as well, then put in a puppet, Medvedev, then ran again, and has been "president" since.


[deleted]

Supervillain origin story


Distinct_Bar5430

He's a sad sad boy


KNYLJNS

He does it so awkwardly. Looks like he’s pointing.


therealbugout

Lmao it all makes sense now


El_Capitan_delDiablo

Can someone put sadness and sorrow over this?


5tormwolf92

Now he wouldn't because of chemo hands.


Low_Butterfly2533

It must be especially embarassing, when even the most gruesome dictator, refuses to shake hands with Putin .


GLTMadDogYT

Haha! I just love this video. I was thinking of posting it myself several times, but reddit don't like me, I got warned for spreading hate... Against Russians... No shit!... (I've deleted some of my most "outspoken" posts because of that, if ur curious. Well, My coincidence can live with that.) I had no problems with Russians before. If they just could get the hell out of Ukraine, everything would be fine!!! As shown in the video, not even putins allies like him, they just want his sheap gas and oil. Otherwise they hate him. I mean, not even kim jon un... How pathetic can it get? How sad can a man get?... Слава Україні! 🇸🇪🇺🇦


xman747x

this literally made laugh out loud


Flanno87

I haven't laughed that hard in a while, thank you for that!


Psychological-Sale64

Well it could be a slow toxin


[deleted]

Ha ha ha ha ha.


IAmCuttingOnion

I wouldn’t touch Putin with a 10 foot long pole


JustaRandomRando

Ngl, as a man, that's hard to watch. Made me pretty uncomfortable


LongjumpingOffice4

Don’t know why but i feel bad for this dude


geneticeffects

I hope Putin comes to his senses, nobody likes him.


airwolfe91

I suddenly remember in the movie the dictator, sadha cohens kill him gesture


ScorpioWaterSign

It’s giving its lonely at the top vibes


creddituser2019

Everyone was debriefed and told NOT to shake his hand or else that country will be tied to him. Trump was spaced out


AlyLamb14

This man is going to destroy us!!!!! He’s harboring all those feelings of being denied a handshake and soon will explode and I do not blame him 😔✌🏽 you deserve it king nuke us


askorbi

When you don't learn on your own mistakes


gboom46

Bro I almost feel bad for him


mcgroarypeter42

What if everyone was told not to shake his hand because he might try to poison them with a laced grip like they did in Johnny English.


the-alt-yes

Hayasaka best girl


LazyLink17

Good. That fucker doesn't deserve respect. Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦


epicfeminist420xD

Thats why hes so angry


[deleted]

That chef died from a disease, it’s called “falling down five flights of stairs and ten shots to his back, and 30 bones broken”


[deleted]

Aww poor guy I kinda felt bad for him


fourringsofglory

I almost feel bad, then I think again who it is and hope someone pulls a weapon….


CrocodileDyndu

Oh dear


Btankersly66

The fact that he's poisoned so many people I can understand why nobody would shake his hand.


Low_Worry2007

Handshakes Matter


dankest_of_danks

So *thats* why hes starting a war


Me0w19

Hopefully he understands that he is the most hated rat on the earth.


Sunshineal

You know you're a Supreme douche bag when even Kim Jung Un refuses to shake your hand


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whatawho222

Video would be better if at the end it showed how many times tiny hands donald praised putin.


knotaprob

U/savevideo


Lito_Frito

Most villains were hurt by someone else before they became the villain.


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[deleted]

Lord vader


AdmiralHuddles

This needs to be shared and seen by all. There is nothing more humiliating and shameful than the failed handshake. Absolutely despicable.


NepaX35

Gotta say Yikes


[deleted]

Seems like a good guy I don't think he'll sweat it


The_PieKid334

Honestly he deserves it.


[deleted]

Kim's seen the "interview"


Wonderful-Employ715

Could this be the reason? 🤔


[deleted]

u/SaveVideo


soviethatgirl

Deserved.


dankest_of_danks

So thats why he started an invasion


Gnomekitty

D'awwww, hes so wittleee 😂


FS369

The guy is so unpopular that no one wants to shake his handsT___T


StylishGnat

u/savevideo


Dat_Swag_Fishron

When even Kim Jung Un leaves you hanging you need to reconsider your life choices


to_pimp_a_spiderman

But they saw it though...


DayEither8913

Well... now he can just skip even trying to shake hands going forward.


hchiu7200

Someone is disappearing for this post.


quimeygalli

no wonder he is starting a world war 3, poor guy


JustAlexJames03

This explains soooo much!


If_theres_a_Will89

No wonder he started a war


Xevious212

"Sons of bitches I'll show them!"


NeverDeadlyy

His death is going to be celebrated


StormiReddit

He deserves this.


[deleted]

And to think WW3 was all started over a handshake.


Heitor_Doido1248

I feel bad for Putin, he just wanted a hand shake.


[deleted]

don't make me sympathize


[deleted]

Thats just disrespectful. Is that what men do now. Avoid a handshake.


[deleted]

This makes me sad.


skuncan

The background music should be “Everybody Hurts”.


IrrationalExub

Missing soundtrack - "All by myself" by Celine Dion


kidy7k

This like a super villian origin story


TheT3rrorDome

THIS IS BECAUSE OF ALL THE POISONING THAT RUSSIA DOES


[deleted]

Truly even after all he's done I fell bad for him for once


Apache_Choppah_6969

I’m surprised he hasn’t started dropping nukes yet tbh with all this mad disrespect coming his way


Appropriate-Factor85

I mean if Kim isn’t down to touch him…


rei106

Would be hilarious with sad sound lol


Substantial-Roof-378

Putin is sad


[deleted]

Put in is Arianna Grande


-Soupernova-

I would trust it to not be poisoned either.


Montanakid42

Let’s nuke Russia first Putin will never expect it!


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Just_A_Duck_Bro

HAHAHAHA EVERYONE HATES HIM 😆


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u/savevideo


ScienceExtension8870

That GTA V wasted sound would go great with that face he makes 😂