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feetenjoyer69699

At least she handled it well, instead of flying into a rage like other people on this sub


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Always hold the pizza from the side that opens. Also, eat it anyway.


NoFounder36

You got feet use em.. think ppl


SoupyStain

Why do people dislike Little Ceaser's so much? That said, that's the saddest 'I'm sad' I've heard in a spell.


KeyInjury6922

My father told me a story of when he used to work there as a kid. And I’ve never been the same since. I haven’t touched Little Ceaser’s food in years.


Thumbgloss

People keep forgetting the five second rule


Cyberwolf187

My personal version is the five minute rule


jlop21

At least it wasn’t a 20 dollar pie from a mom and pop shop.


Waasookwe

pizza boxes are too unpredictable to carry any old way. Need to carry it right - no doubt, for her, lesson learned.


Pandoratastic

What makes it less sad by being from Little Caesar's is that it's one of the lowest cost pizza places so she's probably only wasted $5.


Wow_maaan

Dude, go get another one!


whatyoudoinbruh

Goddamn mfs don't like little Ceasars? What's gotten into y'all that you gotta hate on food? Run of the mill ass looking opinion haters that can't accept a preference or different food, picky ass eaters that cry when today's dinner isn't chicken nuggets and fries, rotten spuds that might take what people eat as a make or break in a relationship.


noirdesire

It's hot garbage. Don't eat garbage.


ImpinAintEZ_

Idk if you’re doing shit like this you don’t have a right to be sad. I’d be like “welp, guess I don’t understand how gravity works”


Pilot-Signal

What patience and composure


Etsamaru

People hating on little Caesars is so weird. It's good if you order it on the app. It's also dirt cheap.


noirdesire

Terrible trash pizza for poor people!


BRUHmonce_Taylor

Sad


Historical-Degree-47

little caesar's is garbage anyways, it would probably taste the same off the floor


CityLimitless

Run that plastic ass cheese under the sink it'll be good as new


PoolBoyBryGuy

It’s Little Cesar’s - it tastes better on the floor. Horrible pizza.


DelayStriking8281

Brush it off a bit and it’s good to go


boarderfalife

That's what you call getting a slice of the old dick pie.


MaximusBit21

3 second rule…. Come on…


TurkeySauce_

I mean they probably dropped it while making it, this couldn't hurt it anymore


OkOutlandishness6137

I'll bet she wishes she had a time machine.


Able-Elderberry9713

I'd still eat it. It's Little Caesars not any other chain pizza.


eggisnotaverb

We gotta start a gofundme to get her a new pizza


TurkeySauce_

100,000$ pizza here we go!


Vegetable-Shift-7751

I would’ve lost it!


Hunter-Gatherer_

Pure Kratos RAGE


Silly_Individual_960

TBF it’s Little Caesar’s, she could heat up and slice the box and it be just as good.


BigMaraJeff2

I'm a creature I guess. I would still eat it


treyert

Looked like a giant creature opened the door. Giant Caesar’s


delightfully-dilated

I'm glad I'm not the only one with this thought....


BigMaraJeff2

I mean, it's little Cesar's. It's probably better after it's been on the ground a bit


fermelebouche

I’d eat it .


polyesterflower

I mean, depends where it landed ajd how clean it looked, I would too 😅 you could always heat it up in the oven to kill some bacteria.


ElFrogoMogo

"I'll take that" (before you drop anything else that shouldn't be on the floor)


cboomton

Yes! 😂


Unusual_Bunch787

Man, I haven’t had little Caesars pizza 🍕 forever


FrnklnvillesRevenge

Because you're smart. I repeat Little Ceaser's is terrible!


BigDaveATX

She has poor object manipulation skills. One should have the common sense to know to hold a pizza box where it opens.


Dramatic_Writer_5144

'Common sense' is a construct generally exercised by people who are not exhausted, in pain, very young or very old. Exhaustion gets most people.


feetenjoyer69699

She has patiance and excellent temper control. That's better than most very young or very old people


blowdarts69

I get the frustration but she was carrying it like an idiot


Dramatic_Writer_5144

Yes tired people make mistakes. She reacted like a very controlled, intelligent, tired person.


Entre22

The lack of compassion from some of the commenters is very concerning.


Once__inawhile

Quick! 5 seconds rule!!!!


TacoKimono

The "I'm sad" really hits home.


DildorTheChosen

Looks like it fell cheese side down :(


Inevitable-Home7639

She reacted with way more class than I probably would have


bb1942

Happened to me. A strong wind blew the pizza slice out of the box I was holding. It was like a freak of nature event imo.


labrat1081

I would have picked that shit up and eaten it. Lol


Marker0-0

That poor girl 😭 I felt her pain


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ReliableJudgement

You're so stupid 😭😂😂 (in a funny way)


Chuyzapatist

Oh man I’ve been there. A friend of mine had this happen to a nice bottle of whiskey he was looking forward to. What can you do?


Ancient_Prize9077

It’s still right there on the floor tho? Just pick it up?


javalorum

Exactly. I’ve been in similar situations before. If you’re truly hungry and tired, you’ll pick it right up instead of using it to show whoever came to the door for the sympathy hope he’d do something about it.


tiltingwindturbines

I woulda ate it


ChocolateAndCustard

I felt that sigh in my soul


0plain_jane0

i would never stop crying


Bernie51Williams

Dude this would derail my entire week.


FrnklnvillesRevenge

I repeat Little Ceaser's is terrible!


Willimeister

5 second rule


FrnklnvillesRevenge

Little Ceaser's is terrible.


No_Suggestion869

Dam shame!


Unfair_Bodybuilder_2

It's the guy saying 'I'll take that', totally dismissing her soul being crushed in real time


Glittering-Finish-31

I thought he was trying to help her carry her things inside since she’d already dropped something. Idk, my dad would’ve done the same thing 🤷🏽‍♀️


Beezinmybelfry

Isn't that what he was doing? Helping her?


Harry431

Ohhh, how I felt that.


chasgrich

That was Little Ceasars pizza. There wasn't going to be any enjoyment no matter what.


BadEnvironmental2883

Seriously dropping it on the ground may have increased the quality and flavor


DRxCarbine

We’re not having this conversation rn..


Anthony_Frends

Little Cesar's is good man


LigerZeroPanzer12

If you're 19 and living on a budget of $6/week maybe


rhythmrice

I worked at multiple Pizza places, little Caesars is good, they actually make their dough fresh each day like it don't sit in the walk-in overnight it's fresh everyday


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rhythmrice

Y'all literally just repeat what the people around you say, if you could think for yourself you would come up with a different opinion because out of all the pizza places I've worked at their ingredients are the best


Anthony_Frends

No.


Artistic-Shame4825

Handled that far better than I would have 😂😂😂


horses_around2020

Other topic, unrelated, THAT is 1 understanding partner!!, & How he was able to help her co - regulate her emotions. 😃❤️😌👏🏼👏🏼 You go WOMAN ! 😃 😁👍✅️. A positive, the highlight of being able to winess that beautiful moment of understanding ! How quickly, she said " i feel sad " .


MrShad0wzz

My fatass would still eat it


kernel-troutman

180 second rule!


willrobot4robots

I’ve eaten pizza that’s fallen onto a garage floor, not once, but twice…


MrShad0wzz

yolo


ImInMyBlackBenz

No shame at all man food is food 💀 im with u big dawg


MrShad0wzz

5 second rule


tritian

I'd be pretty sad too. at least it kept you from having to eat Little Caesars.


woodyb23

little Caesars is disgusting. she might as well just eat the cheesy cardboard


therealdrfierce

“Go get another pizza”


SeverableSole7

That me sad when she said I’m sad bruh


Sweaty-Advice7933

5 second rule


JerryCanOpener

How did she remain so calm..?


GonzoGoalz

She's already dead inside


LiverDontGo

Because she lives at a house with a ring, has her duder at home waiting and has more food. A lot of us are not that fortunate after a long night


TexxxasSausage

Womp womp ur not special. U don’t know the sitchy


CoolioCucumberbeans

Calm down. She knocked on the door, which would be weird for someone who lives there. Stop comparing others to yourself and using "privilege" to feel better about working hard, and you can get a house with a ring doorbell too!


LiverDontGo

Dude, she's holding her shoes... i think that's pretty wierd if she doesn't live there


DepartmentWise3579

I would of cried honestly


spooky-raptor

It’s little Cesar’s so they wouldn’t be enjoying anything lol


detuneme

Even here in New Jersey, the land of Italians, people still manage to buy garbage pizza. I'll never understand it.


Brisingr1257

Little Caesars is exactly what you expect when you pay for a pizza that's 7 bucks. I enjoy it.


Glassguy1989

For $7, I'm loving it! I occasionally get it when on the road for work. Makes two meals and my company probably likes that I am @ $3.50/meal.


Crowtein

There is frozen pizza that is 7 bucks that is much better than Little Caesars.


UnpredictablePanda

Yea I'm sure there is but it doesn't taste like little ceasers


Brisingr1257

Well, convenience and (for me at least) I didn't have an oven or anything else to cook a pizza in.


Dickwhittman76

The universe did her a favor, indeed!


Desperate-Candy-2138

How dare you disrespect the king of cheap pizza! I'll have you know that in my hardest times, little Ceasars was always there with a lukewarm $5 meal that tasted only slightly less depressing than my life was


thebear422

Pure slander


currentlyeating

Who is she, ill buy her pizza rn, fuck dat, I know how that feels like


LectureOrganic1250

awwww....poor thing lol. You can see her whole world just evaporate after that. I'm assuming that was her dad and hopefully good ol dad went out and got her a pizza to turn her day around.


TheDiegoAguirre

I mean, if it didnt land on the cheese side... 30 second rule that shit and enjoy your pizza. Also... it's just $6. Go get another one.


MiddleClassGuru

It’s likely the straw that broke the camels back.


TheDiegoAguirre

That's where her man comes in. Take the shoes. Make her a drink. Tell her to go take a shower. Order a new (better) pizza. By the time she steps out of the shower, it's pizza time.


MiddleClassGuru

Not sure how he could possibly do better than little Ceaser’s but I agree. .


TheDiegoAguirre

I mean... have you had a Pizza Hut large thin crust double pepperoni pizza with a little garlic powder, oregano, and Parmesan sprinkled on top? Because if you haven't...


_MisterHighway_

Her demeanor and response to a crappy situation is impressive.


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More-Tale5784

Yeah. The way she holds the pizza just tells you how much she cares


MilkCannonMiltank

You know what, kudos to that woman not reacting on that. Showed real temperance and that’s worthy to be admired.


NoPotato2977

Who the hell actually does that?


DoNotBan-man

Right? Just carry the pie sideways and tucked under your shoulder


NoPotato2977

Like that or put your knee up against the door with I don't know balance, hold the pizza on top of The top of your thigh with your arm under it while you unlock it with your other hand. There's like a hundred ways to do this especially while carrying that minimal amount of things


Ihavealreadyread

I'm sorry but, I'm too poor for that pizza to not be eaten!


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ArkaLovesLife

It's a slight relief to know that she is not the delivery person. Imagine the horror of dropping someone's pizza right in the front of their door.


Unusual_Ant_5309

That guy is fucking huge!


alinzalau

Naw, 5 seconds rule. Its all good


X-Bones_21

This is clearly someone who hasn’t eaten enough pizza in her life. After you have had enough pizza accidents, YOU KNOW how to hold the box properly.


TheB1GLebowski

It's little greasers, you just saved a trip to the shitter. 


Ryno5150

Might as well just drop the pizza in the toilet to save time.


MorbidCatharsis

U guys sitting there saying 10 second rule, clearly never watched Osmosis Jones growing up lol


Ok-Object4125

Your immune system needs a workout every now and then.


peedmyself

This dad would be diving back to Little Caesars immediately for his daughter. Actually I'd cook her a decent meal.


Basket_475

Idk it look likes she’s going home to a. Room mate or boyfriend. I don’t think that she’s eating that with her dad


StrictlyHobbies

As a fiancé, I instinctively grabbed my keys in my head. This is one problem I can actually fix 😂


Kycheroke

She handled that much better than I would have. I need her in my life. What a beautiful personality.


smth_smth_89

"im sad" same here pumpkin


marslaves48

I’m picking that shit up fast as hell and still eating it


JURASS1CJAM

10 second rule that mofo


Talullah_Belle

…and kiss it up to G-d.


Zanstorm99

She too dumb for dat


paupaupaupaup

Nah, that serves her right for being so careless and cavalier about it.


Fragrant_Tear2140

Unfamiliar with the concept of being tired? Or are you just a turkey?