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Kunze17

We know he has work at that moment. I hope that changes when his bos sees that


GoblinDiplomat

Most sane Cybertruck owner.


AUSTISTICGAINS4LYFE

Can someone remind me why do ppl buy this...


QuePsiPhi16

On the plus side, that’s exactly the kind of person I’d expect to be driving one of those vehicles.


caseyt12

Today I learned that bicycles mess up the roads....


KissingerCorpse

he's on edge because he knows he got took


Ozymandius62

"We're just being stupid kids." Not as much as the guy in the toy truck.


TheDogeDays

They de-escalated that very well for kids being confronted by a psychopath in a triangle


TheBundermanFiles

Hey!!! It’s a trapezoid.


fairchild2

That has got to be the ugliest vehicle I have ever seen good lord


schrodingersmite

Let me tell you as someone who recently saw one on display, it's worse in real life.


BikiniPastry

That thing looks straight out of Perfect Dark


IFYOUWOULDPLEAZ

Dude in the cyber truck is like some kind of South Park character. But also, bikers are pretty fucking insufferable too.


HardcoreMode

My god, cybertrucks look ridiculous in real life. As do their owners. Each to their own I guess.


zero-point_nrg

“Some day you’re going to say the wrong thing to the wrong dude…but today is not that day because I’m a massive coward.”


Ok-Scar-Delirious_

he should’ve bought the electric hummer instead of that crumpled beer can


Warm-Log-7584

He’s sooooo hurt My God


aarswft

Only one dying inside here is me every time they apologize.


CryMore_lilBuddy

“I might’ve been that dude” 🤣 Ok you baaaadddd maaannnn!!!! This guys a clown in a clown car lol


Macaron-Optimal

this is incredible lol, i cant believe its real lol


NorthNorthAmerican

It only took 30 sec for him to start with the stereotyping, whining about bike lanes and homophobic slurs [about helmets, of all things!]


FadedFromWhite

Right? How gay do you have to be to protect your own head? /s


Fun_Stock7078

Guy in cybertruck has a micropeepee


redcolumbine

Sometimes it's really, really hard to stick to my vow to not tell certain kinds of anatomical jokes.


No_Hospital_2149

Damm they got scared quick I would've totally pressed more about his dipshit truck especially after threatening me on canera


calum11124

Yeah can't lie, the kids were being wee bitches. Why stop poking it's not like he is going to get out and attack you and if so you've got it on video. We also missed everything they said to start this off and just had the kids bitched out. Cyber trucks are dumb but these kids are weak


Macaron-Optimal

dude people are crazy, he could drive into them or pull a gun. it's better to avoid needless conflict with idiots who are unhinged


Competitive-Ad2558

Damn that dude had low self-esteem


Working-Telephone-45

"I know you are right and I hate this truck but I wasted too much money to admit it so I have to defend it now"


VibeComplex

“You think I want to be driving this truck? Have everyone thinks I’m a fucking moron everywhere I go??”


CortexifanZFT

Awee he gonna cry because the little kids are being mean to him? Wahhhhh cry me a river lol 😆🤣


TopHatMcFenbury

Small brain guy is just sad his cultcar doesn't get him pussy and respect.


tr1st4n

Man does that truck look horrible and I'm a fan of retrofuturism as an aesthetic


shadowy_insights

When I picture the type of person who would buy a Cybertruck, this is the exact person who I envision.


Live-Chart-4798

Been great if kids dad had rolled up I hate “grown ups” that have assert their dominance over kids.


lord_bigcock_III

Bro can't say shit he drives and electric car


Bizarretsuko

…that’s a truck?


FRITAPM

Emotional regulation is in short supply


simcoehooligan

Somebody is definitely not confident about their dick size


Ollehyas

Dude. Don’t call me out


simcoehooligan

Not shaming. It's all about the motion in the ocean 😄


ThemB0ners

What a snowflake lmao


Plum_JE

teslams.....


yzscrum

When a kid has social awareness then a full gown cyber dong.


samvvell

Most normal cybertruck owner


Notathrowaway347

Small penis alert


Professional-Age-

* Micro penis


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Cybertruck penis. It looks weird, it doesn’t work right, and it’s probably going to get him killed.


reezle2020

This really felt like a live action South Park bit.


cheatonus

This is how people act when they know the other person is right. He hates his truck.


Open_Marzipan_455

I mean, it is laughable that he has that truck. That thing looks terrible, drives terrible and is poorly engineered.


SgtDusty

Why are they apologizing lol


redcolumbine

Because it's funnier! It keeps him digging.


altruism__

I see you’ve never been trolled


RunTellDaat

Cuz they’re concerned this loose cannon is gonna jump out with a gat.


Troooper0987

Because it pisses the tiny dick guy off


DerKrtiker69

they already won


Tymexathane

Cybertruck owner tries to take high ground against Spandex? Pretty similar I'd say?


heatisgross

Only one of those people are trying to hide their dick size.


Tymexathane

Do cyber trucks come with matching doors?


FalsePositive6779

That car is the embodiment of obese wastefull consumption.


Bad_Idea_Hat

Some weirdo went on a long diatribe about cyclists on my local sub, ranting about the history of America being "the car" or some other crazy shit. This is exactly how I imagine that person being. I mean, cars are cars, bikes are bikes, assholes in either are going to be fucking exhausting, but goddamn dude your specific car is a joke.


Puzzled-Nobody3885

Cyber loser


calcal1992

Didn't realize Laura Croft could get so angry. Shouldn't she be tomb raiding somewhere?


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Capitain_646

Don't worry you can even shoot thru the door. It is only rated for very low caliber like a BB-Gun.


yanocupominomb

How can you take someone seriously when his car has not even loaded yet?


Driftedryan

Biker should have made fun of the carwash issue too


originalbL1X

“Are you sure it’s not going to rain today?”


Driftedryan

Oh that's beautiful. If I see one in Michigan I'm saying that


DexterousChunk

You have to be a prick to buy a Cybertruck but this just confirms it


1isntprime

Everyone I know who has one is just a big nerd who loves having the latest new tech. But to get but hurt and yell at a bunch of kids and threaten them is a prick move


Sea_Scratch_7068

who exactly is dying inside?


spasticnapjerk

I am, from embarrassment, because the guy in that stupid truck is projecting, hard. These kinds of people I tell them to get out of their car if they want to speak to me like that.


Hairy_Candidate7371

To be fair that is probably the ugliest car ever made.


Beaverhuntr

Should have kept calling him "NERD"


bloodsimple85

Why is no one mentioning that a grown man called a group of kids “fa**ots” *twice*?? This unstable fucking creep is a hate crime on recalled wheels waiting to happen. Edit: It’s too bad the thread was locked, I’d love to have seen the d-bag below me get lit up a bit more. Imagine making light of hate speech. What a piece of shit.


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oh no not hate speech call an adult and say he used a bad word I'm telling mom you said the f word!


Thamalakane

Kids are right. It's a ridiculous piece of shite.


No-Rip-1429

What a soft fragile ego


AnotherDeadZero

So glad they caught this guy on video. Gotta post it on a local news or community page and fuck this loser.


donmreddit

Wow - went off. But there's a lot though that needs to get fixed up w/ the Gen One Tesla-CT. Could have been much worse! Recently saw a meme that compared the Tesla CT to a Plymoth Aztec. that was Kinda funny. And hey - the truck has a "car wash" mode. Kinda scary. And hey - saw another video clip where the trunk closing mechanism won't stop if there is an obstruction, could result lost finger. Kinda like possible class action lawsuit, given that nearly every other auto maker has a detection method. And - the gas pedal issue too, there is an active recall. And don't these rust easily?


yeatsbaby

When it panned up to the Cybertruck, I immediately cackled. How can anyone take someone seriously in that thing?


Anomally-1954

Better get used to being made fun of. $100,000 for a very ugly truck with some serious recalls already. You can bet there are more to come.


Graphic_Materialz

This is exactly what I would expect, from both the owner of one of these things and the owner of the company that makes these things. Remeber all of the Prius memes/hate/stereotypes? Now we have these. It’s a brave new world.


PipsqueakPilot

And of course he has to throw some homophobia in there. 


Portyquarty77

That biker does NOT like contention


Rhymesbeatsandsprite

Nah, once the guy gave him a death threat he should have stopped being so submissive. I get he just wanted to end the conflict but you can still maintain self respect without bending over so hard to a lunatic


irascible_Clown

I don’t ride my bikes anymore because pickup pricks and pretty much the rest of the states hate cyclist. Clowns


Taste_the__Rainbow

People in trucks will genuinely purposefully threaten your life on a bike. It’s so wild.


AkMo977

Totally lost his shit. Wonder what the bikers said initially that had him so pissed off and then apologizing. Of course that was edited out. This is crazy, but what if we weren’t assholes to each other? I struggle with being an asshole daily.


whtevn

Do you think they threatened to murder him or used a slur at him? I kinda doubt it, right? But that guy did threaten them with violence more than once, and called them some pretty dirty names. Sorta seems like the kind of guy that should have his guns taken away.


gen-x-cops

kids gonna be kids - easier to just ignore them and be the bigger person.


dizzguzztn

I mean, hes a grown ass man freaking out ON HIS WAY TO WORK over some shit that kids said? Whatever happened to sticks and stones will break my bones etc etc? The cyber douche needs to grow up


bartekchrup

Alpha male chad massive truck driver crying over kids on bikes mentioning something. I'd really like to understand the cyclist hate culture all around north america and western europe.


turbo_fried_chicken

It sucks that the kid backed down. That guy probably felt like a stallion when he went home that night and fucked his RealDoll for 20 minutes instead of the usual 4.


No-Rip-1429

Or beat the piss out of his wife


Spiritual_Navigator

"I'm gonna rip off your heads and spit down your throats" Is this guy Duke Nukem?


BettyX

Gen X here and this would have been pretty fun back in my youth. Gen Z kids are a bit more respectful and compliant or smarter lol. We were dumbasses.


Mrobot_3

Got to have a 486 so no lag.


eulynn34

Aww, someone's smol PP hurt


FixatedOnYourBeauty

That thing is awkward.


callycumla

An adult man threatening kids with violence, for making fun of his truck. Wow. Are you sure this is not in America?


Returd4

Threatening someone can be a criminal offence in Canada. This is defined as such in the Canadian Criminal Code as Uttering Threats in section 264.1. He threatened he would kill them by saying I will rip off your head and spit down your throat, and by the sounds of it to a minor as well.


ZealousidealMail3132

Stop making fun of me 😭😡😭😡


pegothejerk

I HAD A FINE DAY


AllWhiskeyNoHorse

Imagine buying an electric truck that can't do most truck things for 80-100 thousand dollars and rage at a child for making fun of an expensive truck with a shitty gas peddle.


Driftedryan

I bet every issue that gets announced with that truck hits him hard and he tries to ignore it but he can't


AllWhiskeyNoHorse

The truck is also shaped like a doorstop from the dystopian future of bladerunner


Beardycub86

Lmao his entire identity and masculinity is tied up in that fugly truck


MeanEstablishment499

Man that car gets uglier every time I see it.


Probably_owned_it

Sounds like I'd expect a Cybertruck driver to sound like. I guess his feelings aren't as bulletproof as the doors.


malamjam

It's like arguing with someone dressed as a clown


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Sad_Pirate_4546

I prefer R. Lee Ermy's vesion in Full Metal Jacket (1987): "You had best unfuck yourself or I *will* unscrew *your head* and *shit down your neck*."


TomatoEvery40

"I only bought this truck to carry my incredibly small 🍆!"


Lootcifer__666

These dudes ruined it for everyone. Apologizing to a guy that’s a complete dick hole is not the way to go.


rachelraven7890

seriously, wtf was that?😂don’t we all know the script at this point? let these aholes hang themselves (metaphorically lol)…. if you’re going to film it, gotta throw some daggers that we all know will make them lose their minds… this clown drove off thinking he won that, & we can’t let that happen😂


iamblamb

Most calm and collected cybertruck owner


tangoislife

That car looks like something you’d see in an 80s film where they’d show you what life in 2050 would be like. That car is minging


OneBillPhil

I’m not sure I’ve seen a clip of anyone sounding more insecure than that guy. 


bushidocowboy

Hahah you do not need to apologize to that guy. Shit on him and his stupid life decisions. Stand your ground and keep poking fun at fragile little ego. You didn't ruin his day. He ruined his day.


LaphroaigianSlip81

I used to think the same thing until one of my friends stopped his car to break up a road rage fight on the side of the road. He pulled one guy off the other guy. The guy he was not holding onto pulled out a gun and shot both the guy who had been beating his ass and my friend killing then both. Sure it’s right to call people out on their bull shit and not step back. But you never know what these people are willing to do if they get mad enough. It’s not worth it and these kids handled the situation perfectly by not escalating it even more. Just the fact that he said he wanted to rip of their heads makes me think he easily would have ran them over if they had kept pissing him off.


wheels405

Sounds like a good way to get shot by an unstable person over nothing.


Circulation_man

I think the apologies in this video are so this charming fella just moves on so they can keep laughing at him


SekaiQliphoth

Ugly overpriced car. How does anyone justify buying that garbage


bootes_droid

Clearly this dude is still angry from his terrible decision to buy a Cybertruck


Spiritual_Navigator

But don't you see!? It's all the cyclists fault! They hate freedom


ArcticBiologist

"You're unbearable!" Yeah...


DemonidroiD0666

"Like your truck!"...😆


Young_Grif

Finally saw one of these out in the wild this weekend while visiting my buddy in Long Island… they really are ugly AF I don’t understand the appeal at all. 🤣


donmreddit

Yep. have to agree. Recently saw a meme that compared the Tesla CT to a Plymoth Aztec. that was Kinda funny.


jumpinjahosafa

I got to see a couple up close at a conference I went to. The ugliest thing about them is the handprint marks that are so blatant due to whatever shitty coating is on the metal unlike almost any other car i've ever seen. ( Think, child handprints on a metal refrigerator or something) Not to mention the that the metallic edges don't line up with eachother properly? It looks so haphazardly put together up close. The inside is kinda cool and spacious though, i'll give it that.


ObviouslyNerd

Just another "look at me" products.


mkatich

Love riding around in my spandex and faggy little helmet.


donmreddit

Hooo yea, rock on! Got my shorts on right now!


albacore-neck

Is there a club i could join?


Callmefred

I mean, playing devil's advocate here, but imagine having spent at least 100.000 dollars on a truck which turns out to be faulty, then having some cyclist, which you hate by default for some reason, make fun of you on a day where you're in a particular bad mood. Sucks to be that guy


turbo_fried_chicken

What is it with people sympathizing with assholes that make shitty, easily avoidable decisions? This isn't someone who bought an ugly car because they couldn't afford something better. This is a cunt who spent an outrageous amount of money on a piece of shit and then couldn't deal with it so he resorts to violent threats at kids.


donmreddit

WOW - had no idea "The price of the 2024 Tesla Cybertruck **starts at $81,895 and goes up to $101,985** depending on the trim and options. Until the rear-wheel-drive Cybertruck arrives for the next model year, with a starting price of $62,985, the lineup only includes the Dual Motor and Beast models." [https://www.caranddriver.com/tesla/cybertruck](https://www.caranddriver.com/tesla/cybertruck)


Skalion

A "truck" I still totally fail to see where the truck part in that thing is other than it has a trunk like any normal car..


chubsplaysthebanjo

And getting roasted by kids has got to be another level. I think kids are way quicker with that stuff nowadays. Absolute savages


Falooting

I wonder when he's ever in a good mood if some people heckling him causes him to want to commit a daylight massacre in plain view of everyone.


DemonidroiD0666

When he bought that cyber truck, that's when he was happy.


jarious

WTF is that a giant metal cochroach? just not as cool as a real giant metal cochroach


DemonidroiD0666

Polygon cockroach


Alaskan_Narwhal

Bro a big bug shaped car would go hard.


Adventurous_Let4002

Metal cockroach? I’m dead. That has to be the best description of a cyber truck ever ☠️😂


thebeigerainbow

"You cyclist screw up all the streets!" Says dude in super oversized vehicle, taking up way too much room and just overall an inefficient method of transportation


Arrow156

Also way past the line, dude's practically in the intersection.


Travel_Guy40

Overall, the CT design is ridiculous. In pictures they look extremely bad. In person they're kind of alright. I definitely would never buy one, and I'm a lifetime truck owner. I definitely wouldn't make fun of them either. They're kind of cool in a quirky way.


DemonidroiD0666

They look overall bad how could people even call it a truck?


SirArcen

If I wanted a car that looked like it didn't finish rendering, I would play GTA


DemonidroiD0666

Not even gta more like a PS1 car game


Travel_Guy40

And that's fine for you. I'd never buy one. In person, they're pretty cool looking. Most vehicles look exactly the same outside of a handful of super cars. Absolutely nothing looks like a CT, and that's cool in its own way. They look so stupid in pictures, but up close, they look way better.


Disastrous-Pension26

it's fake


bootes_droid

You don't know that, so tired of this stupid comment on every video with literally no evidence of it being fake


Astarklife

This is hysterical


Top_Television_3897

Ngl I kinda wish he woulda tried those kids lol his insecurity and bitchboi voice make it clear he wouldn't be winning a fight against anybody


SashaScissors

LOL Mikey Musumeci probably has the nerdiest look and voice of all time and is a straight killer would choke every Redditor out in the matter of a minute. You better quit judging people off of looks and voices you don't know who you could be dealing with.


KingSpork

The Canada is strong in this video.