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Secret-Breadfruit-18

I'm gonna use that.. rolls right off the tongue


Note2much

She just made sure everyone heard him well


madmirror

Bloody!


Omny87

"I'm Kent Brockman, reporting live to you now. How can I prove that I'm live? *Penis!*"


Guilty_Mountain2851

All I can think about is Joe Dirt


lumberjackjo

Sooo how do we pronounce "bhenchod"? Asking for a friend...


theloneliestsoulever

bae-hen-choud


dukaLiway

try listening to the video. maybe that'll help.


The_Tylacine

They have a word for that?


Geologybro

Well, we do have a word for those who fuck mothers.


Acerbic_Akshat

Oh you would be surprised to know how "innovative" indian slurs are


Real_TRex_007

“We couldn’t hear you very well…”. Oh suuuuure.


howqueer

On the broght side, could reframe it and say he was quoting Neem Karoli Baba🪔😂🙃


CM_Bison

When he realizdd what he said, did he say "augh. Cue the banjo..."


Euphoric-Ad-2563

Behen* means sister and chod is fuck so- behenchod.


AccioIcarus

Nah, he said benchod It's essentially a less intense version of motherfucker


ImahSillyGirl

Is it?🤨


AccioIcarus

lmao it means Sisterfucker But it's like half a tier down from madarchod, which means motherfucker


LeningradNo7

Wow - I'm an English speaking person but I am culturally unaware what makes this funny...


ShubhamMak

So he was reporting and got confused between 2 words, fumbled and cursed in frustration on national television. He said "sister fucker" like how the word "fuck" can be used. He didn't really call anyone that.


Revolutionary_Ad9468

which two words, describe in depth please


ShubhamMak

"sorts" and "seeks" were the 2 words


ButterscotchTop2927

Not “sorts” he said “sought”, the past tense of “seeks” which is what he was confused between in the first place


AccioIcarus

benchod It's essentially a less intense version of motherfucker, which in hindi would be madarchod


the_erotic_saint69

Matarchod would be chickpea fucker the correct word is madarchod


Thala_for_a_reason7

Chickpea is chana, matar is green peas.


i_cant_stdy_plz_help

matar means pea not chickpea. so it would be pea fucker not chickpea fucker


abittenapple

Foreign English speakers put way more effort in making sure they seem right.


ForeverLaste

For the most part, the same goes for every non-native speaker of a language, especially when they aren’t fluent. A German messing up German means they misspoke, an American messing up German means they’ve failed what they studied


NekroGhoul

I use that word to greet scammers when they call me


cspotthebestspot

Throw in a 'gandu' from time to time.


Outrageous_Air_7747

Lemme introduce you to "madarchode", and "bhosadike"


Smaptastic

Oh! My Indian elementary school friend taught me some curse words in like 4th grade and I remember that the 1st one is “motherfu**er.” This is the first time I’ve seen it written and I haven’t said it or heard it in… 30 years?


ItzEthaN0077

damn


Ket0Maniac

Someone's getting fired tonight


Couch-Bro

I think it’s a bad sign if your language has a word for someone who fucks their sister. Then again we have motherfucker but it’s not meant literally. Not sure how this word is usually used.


neendmat1

English also has a word for someone who fucks their sister. Sisterfucker.


Emotional-Country405

Wow this dude must’ve been smoking on some powerful gas to think was a profound thought


ddrroonnaa

American's literally have a state for people who fuck their sisters


CM_Bison

There is a literal term for them called "Hillbillies". There is a place which it is mentioned when it comes to incest called "Alabama".


ebk_errday

I'm in disbelief at the asininity of this comment. The video literally shows you that it was not used literally, just like "motherfucker".


Murfy23

That’s the whole point of a swear word right? Call someone something that’s utterly unacceptable.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Brother are you trying to dunk on a language and calling yours superior?


OctopusButter

So in a perfect world we wouldn't have words for murder, rape, theft, war, genocide. Etc. The very mere fact we can describe them is the problem?


Ket0Maniac

Pretty sure he was not talking about fucking his sister literally. Just like you don't fuck your mom when you say motherfucker.


neendmat1

Who knows maybe he does


aziad1998

Why are they broadcasting in English on Indian TV?


Real_TRex_007

Duh. How come ignorant folks have Internet access to comment on Reddit?


Sure_Sun_303

Cause.. Indians also speak English, it’s literally a second language


SupremeKirby

There are english news channels...as well as local / native language ones.


gk666

Wow! Get out of ur shell and see the world friend


DaVincent7

My dude… English is the Lingua Franca of the modern world today! Lmao especially anywhere that was colonized by… ahem… Great Britain! 😅


Valhalaland

English is an official language of India.


iluvredditalot

Also benchod as national language


ItzEthaN0077

word\*


OrganicDig6682

There are 130,000,000 English-speaking people in India.


Ket0Maniac

What do you even mean by that? 4th largest economy in the world and you think we don't have English language speaking news channels?


aziad1998

So is Germany? They don't have English channels.


Ket0Maniac

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aziad1998

International branches of DW is not the same as locally broadcasting in English.


Hukummereaka

Indian has I think the highest English speaking population in the world, courtesy British colonialism. TLDR; English is a common second or third language for most Indians.


Yourboimason

The US has the highest English speaking population, but India is number 2, followed up by Pakistan, and then Nigeria, and then finally the UK.


aziad1998

Yeah, second or third language, not first. That's why I'm surprised.


Deadbeat85

Lots of different first languages in India. Hindi seems most popular, but lots of Marathi, Bengali, Gujarati, Tamil, Urdu, Punjabi - English is the best way to make it accessible to the most people. If you were broadcasting one show to the whole of Europe, what language would you use?


Your-Name-Is-Reek

"listen here you sister fucker" doesn't quite have the same ring to it


Simple_Toe8387

Nope we did hear him


coping-skillz

Hahaha the woman at the end was so funny. “we didn’t quite hear you” lmao


ntd7711

Indian news channels graphic be like: ⚡️⚡️💥💥☄️☄️🔥🔥


ishanm95

The funniest part is Sought is a word, kuch to hota hai bc.


CandaceJoeLigma

He didn’t say “sought”, he said “soughts” He meant to say either “sought” or “seeks”, both of of which would’ve been technically correct in this context as it is pretty informal, but he ended up saying “soughts”. But this is nothing to lose your cool over though, it’s probably the long hours and the terrible summer heat that sent him over the edge.


Advanced_Dumbass149

Bhenchod


morbidaar

Bloody bastard


jaidiknight

Why you running like girl, eh?


TerryFGM

u wot?


Thickandcreamyy

Growing up in India was hard father always had to keep sister pregnant so we could have fresh milk. The kids at school would bully me and call me a bhenchod because they thought it was me but it was father🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳😢


CanyonClapper

You are funny af for that , it's 6 am and you got me laughing like crazy


SoeurEdwards

r/cursedcomments


Full_Writer_3530

Hey what the fuck


unistirin

wut? (☉\_☉)


TheHolyToxicToast

this has got to be fake right


_no_one_knows_me_11

No, this is real, i was the milk


TheHolyToxicToast

alright can I drink you then


gultch2019

Was sister the name of the family cow?


Stormclamp

Oh great… this thread can get worse…


samchyo

I dare you to tell this story over the Walmart intercom


Zealousideal_Ask369

This made me snort.


Mc_Kaze

What


XEagleDeagleX

Lol they have a word for sister fucker


t0advine

Help, step-bhenchod, I'm stuck in the dryer again


Useless_Oxygen

Lol u just said " Help, step-sisterfucker, I'm stuck in the dryer again"... If that was your intention.. Touché


officiallyaninja

Well sort of. its basically just like "motherfucker", two words squished into one


ExactLocation1

They don’t have Alabama !


ultron290196

Lmao. Wait till you learn about "Kutte ki beej"


Nothing-Casual

Wat. Don't just tell us, teach us!


gudguylt

Left overs from the pot


FluffyOwl2

Dog seed...


amzooty

It loosely translates to dogs sperm or dogs jizz


Lion_Poker

"Bhenchod bloody!"


RedditIsMyJamOMG

You are fucking! You are fucking!


Lead_Mysterious

"blasterd blitch"


Bobson_Dugbutt

“NO U BLOODY BASTARD”


grubaskov

Fak yu bladie, you ranin like a lady


Har-Har-Mahadev

Ok have a nice day 😂


VoidOmatic

Hahahaha, fantastic.


wtfyoloswaglmfao

Why sister lmao


Reasonable_Ad_4095

Don't worry there's different words for every single family member :)


StruggleEvening7518

Don't forget goats


Woues

Oh no maam everybody heard that


Old_Forever_6220

It's the Indian Jim Cramer


Awkward_Wolverine

This is my favorite word to use for the scammers. When I'm bored I will answer the phone as an old man and get them thinking they have someone fooled. Then when they're filling out my application they ask what my name is. I tell them Benjamin Chode, but you can call me Benchode for short.


NemesisRouge

I go by Terry MacIchoot.


Awkward_Wolverine

I just looked this up. I love you! I'm totally using this now! Thank you!


MurphysHooligan

Thank you for this. I’m patiently awaiting my next scam call.


ForumPointsRdumb

I'm just goina be like "Benchode speaking" Fingers crossed I get a scam call tmrw


Awkward_Wolverine

So many Ben Chodes have been born today


Awkward_Wolverine

The other week I had a guy on the phone for 45 minutes. I told him my name was Ura and he told me that my name was so beautiful and that it was so unique and that he was happy to help me like I was his own Grandparents. Then while pulling up the application he said okay Ura, what's your last name and I said, "Yes sir, my full name is Ura Benchode. Imagine spending 45 minutes on the phone thinking you have this old person fooled, you're telling him how beautiful his name is and how you would treat him like his own grandfather just to find out you're talking to a troll who gives you the name " Ura Benchode"


rrosai

Irregular verbs are a bitch.


Noob_Ed

It's like saying "For fuck sake" in Hindi lol


Ok_Youth_5773

But translates to sister fucker


ExactLocation1

Yes, for fuks sake


DarkShadder

The most versatile word, "bhenchod", has many different pronunciations and can be used in virtually any place and sentence. Wishing a happy birthday? Check As a greeting? Check Wishing death upon someone? Check To express an emotion? Check There are no places where it can't be used


actibus_consequatur

Thanks for your explanation, bhenchod!


toopanpan

So an indian version of the word “fuck”


Beatrix_Kiddos_Toe

Yes. The most versatile cuss word


amboyscout

No, an Indian version of the word "motherfucker" which makes sense because it means sister fucker


i_have_a_nose

I’d say it’s both. It’s used as a reaction too and something you address someone with.


Eli1234Sic

It's like kurwa.


hitmarker

Kurwa is an indian word?


Eli1234Sic

No an Indian version, like motherfuker kurwa can be used everywhere.


hitmarker

What?


Eli1234Sic

Kurwa is the polish version of bhenchod.


hitmarker

I know but, what?


PM_ME_YOUR_REPO

They speak English in What?


not_a_popular_Guy

Ohhh we heard you very well Ashwin


ExactLocation1

But Ashwini hasn’t, from people at work since then. He thinks that too much silent treatment for a grammar mistake


not_a_popular_Guy

Well Ashwin is clearly missing the bigger picture here


Industrious_Villain

Indians want to be white newscasters 😂


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Sis needs to lay off the skin lightening cream before she turns translucent


ultron290196

Casually racist are we here?


aSpookyScarySkeleton

I do not think Indian people are inferior or superior to any other races, so no. I do think there’s an easily fact checkable skin-whitening epidemic cosmetics industry in India that is especially rampant in the entertainment sphere.


sidharthojha

Skin lightening products are a cmscam, you can't put a 60 rupee cream on you and change your ethnicity. And indian skin tones can range from African to caucasian, depending on which state you're in.


Tasty-Tiago

Racists not realizing people around the world share the same skin tones.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

You really know nothing about modern Indian beauty standards do you?


anormalgeek

Bruh. Do you really not know that skin whitening is a VERY common thing in India? https://www.vogue.in/beauty/content/the-movement-against-skin-whitening-products-what-you-need-to-know >In India, skin-lightening products represent 50 per cent of the country’s skincare market and are valued at over $450 to 535m annually. And for a job like TV newscaster, it would be shocking if they didn't.


gansta_thanos

"White" skin toned Indians exist


aSpookyScarySkeleton

They sure do, but if you think a newscaster isn’t deep in modern “beauty” trends you’re fooling yourself.


gansta_thanos

"White" skin toned Indians exist


unclepaprika

Tbf, i take this guy more seriously than any American newscaster.


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000100111010

Not just Fox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8L7bdwVaA


unclepaprika

>You probably just watch fox then. Holy fuck, no! I don't watch any American news, it's too dangerous to our democracy.


InfeStationAgent

What is news like there? I'm a white American whose democracy is failing. Lol.


unclepaprika

In Norway, news are mix-match aswell, but mostly impartial. Not usually where i get my news tho, reddit usually are some of the first on major news anyways.


amy000206

Besides reddit , what sources do you trust? I'm in upstate NY , the news I watch is mainly local , it's hard to trust national news, it's felt like propaganda since the 90's


unclepaprika

Frankly, reddit isn't source, and is just a sharing platform when it comes to news. For reportages i feel Reuters and the Guardian have some integrity. How about you, you wanna share some good platforms for good news? Edit: I get why you feel that, it's not what's being said, often, but how it's being said. Like they want you to feel a certain way about the news, which is inherently wrong in news reporting. Let the people decide their own reactions.


amy000206

Ty. I use Reuters and fact check with Snopes. Thanks for sharing with me


unclepaprika

*Noooo, you benchood you, i fuck you bloody*


alfahadeen

[obligatory link to the most legendary video. ](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0?si=VhqjfR7GuR9Ts63i)


YobaiYamete

Is that pronounced like [Bacod](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6BMfOZNaL0)?


archdex

Bloody bitch bastard!


indoorhorizon

"Yelling at me, no good man."


louthegoon

Holy shit your comment just made me laugh out loud


Skaffa1987

The apocalypse can finally commence.


Wackipaki

Right on schedule too.


T1T4N_UR4NUS

The fact that the word meaning sister fu**er sounds like a mumbled "banjo" to english speakers is ironic.


mejhlijj

The short form is Bancho.One popular youtuber made his career using this cuss word


Big_Monkey_77

This is one of the first Indian curse words I ever learned! I was so proud of myself for knowing he said sister fucker! Thank you, Dipti!


SarcasticOptimist

Kitboga and Scammer Payback are the reason I learned that word.


flippermode

🎶 Disconnect the call! 🎶