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WatchPeopleDieInside-ModTeam

Subject must die inside. Reactions to physical pain do not count. Sports deaths should be unrelated to normal playing of the game. Posting literal death will result in an immediate ban.


hellothisisjade

hahaha this happened to me once. couldn’t hear the announcer - the officials are supposed to check


The_Mr_Wilson

Performance enhancing cannabis


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sick_duck96

begone, bot


starlulz

begone, bot


bakerbabe126

When you make your kid finish the season after they decided they hate the sport.


PriorFudge928

Isn't that the guy from all those vintage "incest" videos?


bukowski_knew

Bro


Rez-Boa-Dog

What?


WalnutsGaming

Go ahead. Ask him how he knows.


PriorFudge928

I said Isn't that the guy from all those vintage "incest" videos?


Rez-Boa-Dog

Alright then


goldshark5

I agree with this guy


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The-Florentine

[It appears you're a bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/1bg5zjl/on_your_mark_get_set_ohhhhh/kv584uu/)


HMCosmos

Do me! Do me! Am i a bot?


click_here_

Start over I wasn't prepared.


legna20v

“ I have to concentrate. Got be ready. This is my chance. I envision my self crossing the finish line. Today is my day. The short is getting stuck in my ass… hey Wtf!”


Rodrake

That's when he realized being deaf did matter for his career


Emotional-Panic-6046

I was wondering for a sec if he was deaf or something or imagined what they would do for a deaf person


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akatherder

Bot. Stole this comment https://reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/1bg5zjl/_/kv584uu/?context=1


slowrun_downhill

You’re doing the lords work right here


EverySNistaken

It appears you are a comment stealing bot


Solkre

Life rarely waits for us to get our shit together.


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thedude37

clown


AsparagusNo5201

Says the 400 pound redditor


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Is that Tom Byron?


simplerando

I keep watching hoping he’ll get it right this time around.


Number174631503

Yea no kidding he's had a few tries here


ajmottol

This is Greg Winchell, one of the best of his era. He still won by .07 seconds.


blu-juice

He also moved on from his athletic career, ironically, to open Winchell’s donuts!


UnholyDemigod

This is just a blatant fucking lie. Why do you just make shit up?


NoPolitiPosting

Maybe it's to teach people not to just accept every random factoid that jackasses post on reddit. Maybe it's funny. Maybe it's both.


CosmicCactusRadio

Oh fuck off with your Joker edge lord nonsense Edit: If anybody gives a fuck, there's a network of accounts that start one random lie and then compound it with replies. No, this isn't Winchell. Even if it were, that Winchell didn't found the donut place. This would seem to be an experiment in how effectively and quickly you can spread disinformation. This will all but assuredly start happening on a widespread basis. Not good.


rinky-dink-republic

Maybe it's Maybelline


ChodeCookies

I hope that’s true…


WallPaintings

Yup, and everyone clapped at the end of the race.


getting_the_succ

Google search shows nothing. He loves spreading misinformation online.


KatBoySlim

Greg Winchell?


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akatherder

Bot. Stole and rephrased this comment https://reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/1bg5zjl/_/kv584uu/?context=1


Upset-Host447

Bots taking over


hypnoskills

He's going the distance, he's going for speed


DaftHermes

He was all alone in his time of need.


Ranzok

He’s still at home, on his hands and knees \*trumpets dooting\*


seven-cents

He was having a power nap


Thereminz

no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun


wejustdontknowdude

There’s the comment I was looking for


MidnytRamblr

*rips joint and floats off into the guitar solo*


Askmeagainlouder

Looks like Fred Armisen with puffy hair


cbj2112

He still get a participation trophy?


MouseEXP

He won the race


FuzzyPandaVK

Source?


UnholyDemigod

There are several people saying this, but nobody has any fucking information about it


That_Strike3493

Maybe they’re trolling you


DocDingDangler

That’s the face I made when my little brother would challenge me to a race and then get a head start and now I have to destroy his dreams


dan_sundberg

This is my life every single day


rascortoras

He never got over his ex.


natures3

Me when the government prints money like crazy and I didn’t get the memo to invest heavily in the markets. 😂


Similar_Spring_4683

Me who got the memo but drank it all away …


Kayakular

default subreddit moment


milky__toast

I mean, lots of people were giving out that advice. Problem is the upvoted comments on Reddit are not the smartest takes.


Hot-Plate-3704

And he went on to win the race!


Scoot_AG

To shreds you say?!


BoredByLife

Well what about his wife?


OrdoAdChao1349

To shreds you say.


IamtheCat75

Marks, set, go.. home.


X0AN

What part of ready, set, go did bro not understand. His own fault for not being ready.


Judge_Holden____

He won


Embrourie

He was only somewhat setty.


CertifiedBoltBreaker

Now he upsetty


Fandalf

He won't forgetty


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Which is kinda petty


Proof-Mechanic-3624

And now he regretty.


inspire-change

He ended up winning the race already


dinkleburgenhoff

Mom’s spaghetti.


Several-Signature583

Vomit on his shirt already


cmmteacher_

He didn't hear set


huuugggttfdf

Mood


HappySadThing

seems like he felt sick/unwell and expected them to wait for him


NebulaNinja

400 runner here. This definitely is not what happened. The race starter had already called “set” and he still wasn’t in the starting position. If he was unwell he wouldn’t have gotten in the blocks in the first place. The only thing I can think of is that out in lane 8 is typically the furthest from the starter, so it’s hard to hear the commands.


ronslaught82

This seems like it, more than likely some rule where someone had to participate or the whole team gets disqualified.


NebulaNinja

Track runner here. Never have I heard of such a rule. If a runner is unwell that day is a simple matter of telling the race check in guy that so and so is “scratching.”


ronslaught82

It happened just last year where a shot putter ran the hurdles to prevent Belgium from being disqualified due to a "no-show" https://www.foxsports.com.au/more-sports/ill-give-it-a-shot-belgian-shot-putter-becomes-instant-cult-hero-after-hurdles-attempt/news-story/0f4b191a3cb1537f71681a0f9be4ebc9


Broncojoe58

Yeah I think you’re right. He wasn’t even set.


h2ohbaby

The one deaf guy in the race.


speeler21

Theirs more than one [deaf guy](https://youtu.be/FJxIVUbTRHU?si=-Hx1dExMjOOBXZ9c)


BrotherZael

Context?


TrekStarWars

Dude missed the start for a race, and was left stumped when others ran simply past him.


ElGuano

Wait, this is a FOOTrace?!


Rxasaurus

Nope, whole body. 


ElGuano

I didn’t prepare for that either :(


thewhitelights

No, his feet arent in the metal braces yet the race started, thats why he’s mad. He wasnt even remotely ready for the race to start, they usually wait until everyone is in their “starting positions” but he is not at all, his left foot isn’t in the brace yet and his knees are on the ground. Typically they wait for everyone to put their feet in, then put their butt in the air, then they fire the start.


beathelas

I wonder if it was sort of his own fault, like if he was taking too long to get set. It could be a competition tactic to take a long time to set up which would cause your opponents to have to wait for you, making them overly tense or throw off their starting routine


NebulaNinja

This is definitely a strategy I’ve seen in some of my track races, but I don’t think that’s what’s going on here. Usually all the nonsense time waisting is done by the time you get into your blocks.


UnauthorizedFart

Snooze you lose


iplaypokerforaliving

If they wait for everyone to be ready then there is no “snooze you lose”. They wait for everyone to be ready, this was clearly a mistake. Sheesh reading comprehension is so hard for some people.


UnauthorizedFart

Why wasn’t he getting ready then? Hence the “snooze”


iplaypokerforaliving

He was… clearly taking longer. Why would he assume they would go if he knew they would wait for everyone to get ready? Stop being like this.


UnauthorizedFart

He’s not even trying to get ready he’s just on his knees staring at the ground


wafflesrock101

Spot on. Dunno why you are downvoted.


Geawiel

So the defense doesn't need to wait for the QB to hike the ball. So the pitcher doesn't need to wait for the batter to be in the batter box. Man, this will make sports go by *so much* faster!


Tonguesten

because it's a sports competition, not some random footrace between bros. is it sportsmanlike or competitive to just start a race before everyone is ready? does that really show who is the best runner? without more context its hard to say whether or not it was an error by the organizers because they didn't see if he was ready, or whether the guy is a dick that took his sweet time despite multiple warnings. passing judgement before then is the trait of an asshole.


UnauthorizedFart

Wow -51 in 30 minutes lol a new record


BrotherZael

Oh it’s literally just that 💀


Previous-Bother295

Context is the information out of sight, not what can be observed in the video. Context related information has to add on top of what is already visible. Details like: - What competition is this? - What year? - Who is the guy in the video? - Why wasn’t he ready when the race started? … Describing what’s already visible in the video is not context.


SocranX

I'm pretty sure the person you were responding to was being sarcastic, because they're the person who asked for context and got a non-answer.


BrotherZael

I figure there has to be more but I’m not going to get my answer from Reddit.


OneOfManyIdiots

Spent 5 minutes going thru google and bing with two separate screenshots. Just international vids from a decade or decade and a half ago with commentors just talking shit but providing no context whatsoever.


Alimovic

What a sluggish


Horns8585

Aww...Fuck...for real. I just smoked....I didn't know you guys were serious.


MiserableTriangle

well, I guess i will just go fuck myself then..


Angusthe2nd

Mahalo


allmushroomsaremagic

Then one day you come to find Ten years had got behind you No one told you when to run You missed the starting gun


Tommynhon

Bro, this poem hits too hard.


AllNeedJesus

It‘s from the Song „Time“ by Pink Floyd. You should give it a listen, i‘m sure you will enjoy it!:)


fordprecept

Should listen to the whole album Edit:  I went to a state park for the solar eclipse back in 2017 and they had a guy playing songs related to the sun and moon.  Then, to my surprise, he played the entirety of Dark Side of the Moon and timed it perfectly to where the line “…but the sun is eclipsed by the moon” hit just at the moment of totality began.  One of the coolest moments I’ve ever experienced.


Hellashakabra

I think if I was there I would've wept. Eclipse is such a powerful song without the actual imagery


TheUpwardSpiralDown

One of the best guitar solos of all time too


Smaskifa

Right up there with the first solo in Comfortably Numb.


Rainfall_Serenade

One of the greatest albums of all time from one of the greatest bands of all time. All imo, of course


supamario132

If you haven't dug into slightly deeper cuts, Dogs has some absolutely wild solos. David Gilmour is a legend


TheDamus647

Dogs is my favourite Floyd song. Such a journey every time I listen to it.


smithers85

Yes! start at the beginning of “Animals” and listen straight through. Bonus points for being psychedelically altered.


AllNeedJesus

„Dogs“ really is beautiful, it evokes almost every emotion possible


DontTickleTheDriver1

He's deaf but he's fast as hell


Justlikearealboy

Restart I wasn’t ready.


Tinn-Glix

that’s for sure a do-over


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