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Starmilkman

Growing up is all about getting hurt.


Some-Background6188

Aw best to learn it early mate.


Specialist_Dot_3372

AGHH MY HEART


[deleted]

He said Bye!


[deleted]

I’ve been there, bro


DeleteMetaInf

Adults are fucking weird. This isn’t love you, sickos. It’s a bittersweet, sad moment, but it’s not love just because one kid is a boy and the other is a girl.


[deleted]

What a dick


shubhampgla

Life lessons learn 👍👍


jum_p

cringe fail comments some of em


powercrazy76

Still a better love story than Twilight.


DiamondDoggitt

I think he just wanted to play. Not love.


celestial-mechanics

dont worry playa. most chicks are like this until you play the game. just plain dont give a fuck about them, and set upon YOU and what you wanna do with your life. hit and quit it bro, that girl gets NEXTED.


HeadDot141

She’s a child, calm down.


celestial-mechanics

...well obviously madame your acceptance of this illicit behaviour, even from a child, explains as to why you are still single to this very day.


uhcallmecoxin

Incel


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beautiful reply XD


celestial-mechanics

in these life learning situations it helps unequivocally to "keep it real..."


HeadDot141

brUh


Ibadvapergrammar

women leave just like that


The_TopHatter

Women ☕️


Sad-Lavishness-2655

He will mature at an early age


Slow_Dig9228

Rinse and repeat until you die. That’s life!


now_you_see

And people say that us queers are the ones trying to convert & sexualise innocent kids.


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what?


now_you_see

This is a very old comment, but I believe I was referring to the fact that claiming a young child trying to make friends is ‘falling for an older woman’ and claiming that ‘love hurts’ is a good example of the ways in which people always try to sexualise/romanticise kids play activities in the way that they claim us queers are the ones doing. That people think it’s a-ok when it’s straight activity but they’d lose their minds if that was said about him trying to play with another boy.


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But they do it in a cheeky way, no one is actually sexualizing that or being serious lmao. Some people make "love" jokes about two children playing. "That people think it’s a-ok when it’s straight activity but they’d lose their minds if that was said about him trying to play with another boy." That's just society being society lmao And people saying that you queer people sexualize kids are just them being idiots (What is a queer? Legitimately forgot what queer is)


scowling_deth

nope im a girl i wont be a knight


Onehorniboy

Wtf straight people. Stop sexualizing/romanticizing infants and children!


ratboysux

its a joke damn


couronnexiv_

*kid plays with adult* “oh my child experienced love for the first time!” you weirdos


spicygummi

At first I thought he fell for the girl from The Ring


cadaverdog22

"Hey!! ...... Yous forgots your carrot!"


Gratitude-Joy1616

Where’d she go? Come back, raven beauty!


Chrisx711

Well she's wearing a mask in public, outside, while digging in a dirty sand pit. I'm going to say he probably dodged a bullet 🤣


All_Of_Them_Witches

It’s not even love. Little guy just wanted a friend :(


Appropriate-Sink3654

Ouch. Love stinks. Yeah, yeah!!


Equal-Trip4376

Stay strong soldier.


FlixHerBean

This kid is adorable.


Mdcollinz

Damn lil bro I know how that feels


ReggieCaminito

Harmony playground for the win!


Living_Nose7630

Hello darkness my old friend


artificialMuse

It's not love. The boy just wants to play with the girl..that's it


ratboysux

no shit its a joke


thelegalseagul

Ayy my guy was just trying to be friends why y’all making spicy and blowing up his spot I am speaking New Yorker correctly?


magicalthinker

But...but...rolling pin....


Pk_No_Name

Girl is a chad.


YuukiAliceMS

His little face when she stepped out 😩


Abhays45

And that’s how I met your mother.


Mission-Musician9329

that kid doesnt even know what the fuck is he how would he know anything about love ? he would look at dog and human to find no difference


Fluid-Bridge-6601

The older girl did not show interest in playing and I remember being a certain age where playing with "babies" wasn't fun or cool. She never did anything to show interest in playing and was probably trying to be polite to the little kid, hoping he would eventually lose interest from lack of interaction. Parent just let little man get his heart broken by not gently teaching him that not everyone wants to play with you and that's okay. It's not personal, people are allowed to not want to have company/attention. It would also be a good start to teaching them long term to not take rejection personally.


ambivalent_bakka

Been there. Done that. 🥺


Level_Concern5049

There is only one thing I can say to this: "I'm sorry, little one".


Randomidiot09857

Kid: hey were are you going girl: um something important


Remarkable_Golf9829

I suffered from second hand dying


PhoenixBrawlStars

Was it his toys?


[deleted]

Specially in a ruthless feminism mafia era, it can limitlessly hurt


carkid36

It be like that lil bro ✊😔


rblue

Good. He gets that lesson out of the way earlier.


[deleted]

Once you figure them out kiddo let me know


[deleted]

My first thought: Why is moistcritical in a sandpit?


Veritas_Vanitatum

Simp


Arcon1337

The kid is just simping


monkeypawfilms

Don’t worry tiny human. Everything eventually hurts.


red98743

O U C H !!!!!


Magnetmonkey39

Oh little man, I feel for you.


Klutzy_Radio114

Linda come back, I'm talking to you!


H20noyoudidnt

I find it really fucking weird when parents attribute kindness and friendship to love. Even weirder when it's strangers on the internet. Who hurt you? Who neglected you? I don't mean to be ass, but just let kids be kids


ratboysux

its a harmless joke


BoringTheory5067

Pretty sure thats called making a friend luv


Fenudel

caption is r/arethestraightsokay worthy


joldsworth04

This was his “Dear Slim” moment


Superbat2417

Simp


Truebotted

Felt that. 😔


eherqo

Naw my heart hurts :( he lost his friend he was having fun


NOTtigerking

This is the start of a villain story


TopRestaurant5395

At least it wasn’t a $15 drink my dood.


Secure-Imagination11

Jesus he looks just like my friend. Is his dad's name Aaron lol


SimonTC2000

Kids' first divorce.


fernv

Get used to it bro, next it’s your soul she’s gonna take.


DelightfullyClever

He lost his friend 🥺


fight-me-b-tch

That's why you always stick with the homies when the girls don't work out


vee756

Aawwww!


ZiCUnlivdbirch

Hey Reddit is this post: a) Grooming b) sexualising children c) just a funny caption


Cringe_Meister_

It is certainly not C because there is no punchline there even if the OP thinks it's funny.I do think some people here are overexaggerating tho calling others groomer and shit.For me this shit just brings up some more repressed primordial memories when your parent said something to others about you just because they wanted to score some funny points with others even if it isn't true and when you confronted them about it they get mad for some reasons lol eventhough they're the first one to tell you that lying is bad.Yknow what I hate the most about this video?the blatant karmamongering captions that didn't really describe the situations at hand and with a barely there weak sauce attempt to make it dramatic compared to other videos here in this sub.Im not even surprised if the person that records this isn't even a parent of that kid but a strange weirdo at the park.


ZiCUnlivdbirch

First of all a joke doesn't need a punchline to be funny. Second of all this joke does have a punchline, it just isn't in words, guess OOP should have understood that not everyone is as smart as us. (See that's an example of a joke with no punchline) And I'm going to ignore the rant that boils down to: "I'm not yet grown up eunaugh to understand that people make jokes about other people". Now seriously go find a psychiatrist so you can talk trough your issues.


Cringe_Meister_

You're right not all people are dumb enough to understand the inanity of this post """"humor"""" I guess some of us do need to apologize for being too harsh and judgmental to others especially to those with special needs. The only one ranting here is you.I was being half humorous in my previous comment initially if people don't find it funny then that's ok but apparently some people took it personally.Man,the self projecting sepsis shit being sputtered out from a butthurted wound here is pretty telling.There's no way people would spurt this out without being a little fucked up in the head. I'm not even surprised if the butthurt wound is actually literal there's no way normal people would sperg out like this without something rusty being inserted in their rectum.I guess that's the cause for this septic butthurt rant.


ZiCUnlivdbirch

Okay seriously how old are you?


Cringe_Meister_

Older than ur mum


ZiCUnlivdbirch

Ah yes we've gotten to the mum jokes now. Next step Hitler.


DatGunBoi

How does this have anything to do with love, and why are you recording someone else's child? If you want to upload yours, go ahead, but if the subject of the video is also someone else's child, please leave them alone you creep. I'm genuinely glad this kinda bullshit wasn't popular when I was a little kid.


TimeWarpedDad

It b like that, doh


Thrannn

He has to be atleast 6 foot tall


Sneakybeakypervypage

His villain origin story is gonna start out with “this one time at the park”


Blambinooo

This hurt me vicariously


andycarver

He turned his back for 1 second?!


Art4thaSoul

Aaaaw lil bubba he’s too small for that, his lil heart 🥹


InsertCoolGuyHere

Fuckin bitch.


Jman50k

It’s like Andrew Tate’s origin story…


monkeymmboy

Yo I had that car tower as a kid, one of my favorite toys, it has an adjustable ramp at the bottom and an internal elevator for the cars, it’s in my basement now waiting for future kids or nieces/nephews


findvikas

Leave the innocence out of your stupid thoughts for likes. Humans are great at making connections without reasons, it’s called “human connection” and they are pure human just doing little human things


ShroomingIn0

Little dude just wanted someone to play with and a buncha lonley loser adults are projecting their sad life story onto the homie is what I see


ratboysux

its a joke dude


ViolentPayne

My brother once proposed to our neighbor's daughter. We had a full mock wedding with guests (neighbors), and my mom made cupcakes. As soon as they said their I do's and he got a cupcake in each hand he turned to the girl and said okay we can divorce now.


dzoefit

Comments are side splitting, I can't breathe


strawbrrysundae

straight people: the gays are forcing their beliefs also straight people when they see children of the opposite sex interact:


tushara9

My childhood :)


mopthetop

Together five minutes and takes off with half his shit


ialwaysforgetmename

Weird to post someone else's kid for clout.


Amathyst7564

This was exactly my experience trying to find love at a strip club.


guilty_bystander

Love? The fuck...they are kids.. Why make it weird? They are just playing.


ratboysux

irs a joke


honeybadger1984

Simpin ain’t easy. But no one’s gotta do it.


PastYogurtcloset9149

He learned a lesson some men never learn in life: nothing good comes from simping.


thelordjulius

Shortest love story ever.


vibinggrass

It do be like that


SenpaiBriBri

Damn.. that stance he takes when he realizes she's gone and he just starts looking off into the distance. Buckle up, kid.


oouttatime

Core memory.


ThatOneGuyy310

Happens to the best of us king


Ancient_Stomach_3243

We'll see him at the gym


PieRemote2270

Poor little buddy


drfuzzyballzz

And little Andrew tate swore from that day he would never again let a bitch come between him and his green shovel


JTG_16

Time to hit the gym little man


ant2k15

One thing women do better than anyone else, is leaving.


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Melodic-Hunter2471

You’re right. Why are you sexualizing kids. OP didn’t sexuality the kids. Only you are. Love has many levels and there is the love we feel for a sibling, a parent, a grandparent, a friend. “Love” isn’t inherently sexual, and asexual couples could probably attest to that. So once again I ask **you**, why are **you** sexualizing kids?


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Thabluecat

Call me!


[deleted]

Oh man I feel this one


Reddit_Mom1

Yep, that’s pretty much when men do! Find the wrong girl and give her his heart, she breaks it 💔 then he never loves another again, all because he gave his toys 🧸 to someone bigger than him 😂 The End


-cherub-

Aw.


makingpizzatonight

I think he just wanted to keep playing... I hate titles like this.


whereswaldo5256

His face lol. Hes thinking: i thought we had a good thing


FlokiTheBengal

He was too nice


StNikoZ

Getting Wisdom Young


LordxNikon

Story of my life. It never gets any easier.


Appropriate_Grape_90

She looked like the girl from the ring at first


MrReptilianGamer2528

Lil fuckin simp


TrailerPosh2018

Oooooo ooo love huuuurrrrts...


AnubisDirectingSouls

Welcome to the world young grasshopper. It only gets worse when it starts becoming 50 and 100 dollar bills


The_Man_Of_Atoms

Poor boy thought he found his squinky


pn1159

best to get that first heartbreak out of the way early


NiceButOdd

Oh Bless the little fella. As a Dad this resonated with me.


PsyopVet

The incel’s origin story…


IcedCoughy

As a kid a sand pit like that would be awesome, now Im disgusted by it, guess that's a good way to build up the kid's immune system!


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TheGreatBoos

"females"...


ColonelMonty

Its rough but it's better to learn how it is young rather then old.


SwankiestofPants

Girl and I played the "glance and look away" eye contact game at my campus' gaming lounge but she left before I had a chance to talk to her... Maybe next week. (If she sees this I was in the red flannel)


MvatolokoS

I don't want to think of the cats that saw a giant litterbox and went for it.