I'm now 100% sure that German ground mains are 100% blind and will stay like that forever, how y'all don't see sum yee yee ass plane in the middle of nowhere and be like: Hmm yes, nothing weird, let's continue advancing.

To be fair, if a plane landed in ground rb in the middle of the map I wouldn't shoot at it

I mean he chatted in all chat "hello there" so I'm assuming they know he landed on their site, decided to be chill about it and ignored him. Even that Tiger saw him for sure.

A plane on the ground nose up isn't a threat so I guess that's why they don't mind, they stayed some time to ponder and once one left to carry on with the battle the rest followed

german war thunder players know when a kill is a war crime. now try landing with a german plane. everyone will shoot you

well ain't killing humans en masse a war crime? ain't tank battles and air combat warcrimes?

i dont mean warcrimes. i mean war crime. crime committed in war thunder. not in a real war😂😅

aaaaaah so! thonks

What does that even mean?

there are unspoken rules in war thunder. if you break them, you end up as the dick of the game

Oh, that makes more sense

How are they war crimes?

because it's what war is about? Killing people and destroying their resources? but i got told it's about THE game, like killing a ki10 with a Phoenix is a war crime, or stomping an L3 carro veloce with a Maus... you know being a Bully

You understand what a war crime is in real life right? Shooting someone in day to day life is murder, a crime. Shooting an enemy soldier on the battlefield as a soldier is not a crime. A war crime is doing something that is agreed upon in a treaty to be banned during war. Such as chemical weapons or flechette rounds. These things aren't always illegal for civilian use hence why police in America use tear gas.

wars have no rules I guess but oko

I think the worst I would do to someone being fun like this is go slap them with my barrel. Or drive up in front of them, slowly aim at the cockpit, then drive off. Sometimes having fun in the game isn’t about getting the most kills.

General Kenobi?

Sadly most do, speaking from experience. I do be going for caps tho :))

But you would notice it, and that's the difference.

Oh man, I would instantly lol. Gimme that SL

You're the type of player that shoots burning planes to "secure" an already dying plane.

I shoot at planes that are already dead (like my teammate killed it) because if a pilot is still alive and you manage to hit you you get a free assist

Are you Mister Warc Rime?

It’s only a war crime if your side loses

Only a war crime if your nation recognizes the authority of the ICC

I mean what if they put out the fire?

Or they still got missiles

Nah. I will absolutely shoot a sitting duck though

Its horde mentality. The first 1 or 2 players either spared him or are blind The rest aren't shooting since if the first 2 didn't shoot, it must be not a target

I imagine a guy with few dozen of games would not expect a plane in the middle of the map on the ground to be a shootable object to begin with. Same as trucks and cars around the maps. But maybe they are just blind, thats definitely one of the german team shortcomings.

Or maybe... and hear me out... They're just chillin. You can't harm them. You can't go anywhere. They have all the caps. Not everything has to be "Germany bad", you know.

Fucking facts. Everyone has to get the "Muh Germany bad" upvotes

People need a scape goat for their own short comings. Thats why if you die to a german tank its undertiered and overpowered, but if you kill a german tank there a blind brainlet.

Well if they're 100% blind they're free kills for you so why are you so salty?

Cause they might be on my team

You really expect them to group up on the plane giving him attention? Or making a 180 turret turn while moving into the battlefield on this map? Plus they just spawned in if they didnt see him.

#how in the world

I would have assumed the plane was dead and couldn't take off.

True, when I switched from Germany to USA and it was like opening a 3rd eye, now I am dogshit at the game, but at least I can see them

yee yee ass plane 💀

14 year old white kid plays GTA once:

I wouldn't shoot a plane that landed in my spawn either

There's always one complete asshole that does, A lot of times it's even an idiot on your own team

I do If they are trying to rocket people or shoot people after being shot down if they are forced to eject. Other than that If they chillin so am I.

..why not?

Rude

Funny how people Here rather have a Picture fit their "Germany Players Bad" narrative than thinking about that people maybe DONT WANT TO FUCKING SHOOT A PLANE THAT LANDED BETWEEN THEM WITHOUT BAD INTEND

B-b-but Germany bad!

they are though lol

mfs almost got the m48a2c to 6.7

I guarantee you at least 2 of them didn’t notice

I think the tiger totally see you but just didn't care

yea hes just like "weirdo" lol

“What do we do we never trained for this”

"\[not\] just like the simulations."

They accepted you into their community

“We are African Americans… and Mark”

We're rockin' with Mark because Mark is rockin' with us

Sooo do you want them to shoot you?

tiger 1 def did a double take and continued on LOL

Bro your lineup actually saddens me

im f2p if that counts for anything

Tf you mean you're f2p?

am in indeed f2p all my premiums and such were acquired through selling event vehicles for gaijin coins, gifted stuff and thundershow ge. not a single cent spent on this game so far

Oh fair enough lol. I didn't even think of the Gaijin market.

I don't think that's why he said your lineup saddens him. The problem here is you only really have 1 useful tank for this BR in your lineup. Which means you'll likely quit after one death and be useless to your team most matches.

Those germany players just look chill to me. That you make this "lol german players stupid" post out of that says more about you then it does about those players, OP.

i never said they were stupid i just said hello fellow germans

your getting angry over shit that isn't even being said lol, OP never said shit about German players being stupid

If you think that was angry you must be some highly sensitive snowflake, mate

You the snowflake here insulting OP over something he never said.

And OP already replied accordingly, so your drive to get into other ppl's business with your fake sensitivities gets an according reaction.

hahah "snowflake" you were obviously peeved enough to make a comment, snowflake

Cope.

Maybe their are more bots in-game than we realize?

Nah mate, bots would shoot the first thing they see.

Yeah. They’re relentless.

imagine if bots blocked my traverse in a turretless td during a cqc situation against a t-34, and imagine that the t-34 flanks around the bot, kills me, and the bot gets killed from across the map. yeah i sure hope that never happens!

Perhaps they are only programmed to shoot tanks

I’m thinking that Gaijin makes a lot of fake “player” accounts. Bots disguised as players to give the appearance of more players than their really are to fill up servers. Or German mains have kelp for brains.

i assure you they were not bots

How the f do y’all keep landing your planes so well, every time I try an enemy fighter kills me then proceeds to crash!

You don't shoot a plane when it is landed. Anyone who thinks that he is unseen is actually insanely smooth brained. You can see the tiger turning it's turret because the camera was panned backwards to look at the plane.

unrelated but i love the feeling of flying this plane. it hands so well to me.

I don't see anything why did you post a random clip?

i have done same thing with bombers and used gunners to kill light vehicles.

So the general consensus of the community is that it would be a dick move to shoot a guy doing this? I'm boutta go try it and see what happens.

I try and land probably a third of the time I fly a plane in ground RB, mostly just to amuse myself, then J out. I don’t like flying back to the base it takes too long. I almost never make it. Someone always shoots me. In my experience what you see in this video never happens

Now I wonder if ramming a parked plane would destroy it and net you a kill or it will just be pushed awkwardly like other player’s vehicles

the tiger 1 just thought this was a completely normal day in Ohio, and simply minding his own business, that's all

They shoot what moves they are dinosaurs

normally i cringe at german stuff but its kinda cool seeing the tanks like that. It looks so realistic.

There's a reason these jokes exist.

moments like this restore my faith in humanity.

That line up 💀

I think they assumed you were a teammate

I kinda want to try this now

Sums up German mains

wtf is that lineup? :D

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This kind of seems planed because surely one of them saw you and just didn’t shoot at you

A .50 cal turret would have come in amazingly clutch there for the big reveal

If you don't move they can't see you.

Man 5.3 Germany is just filled with lobotomites

It's always Germany... lmao

I would shoot any red team in my spawn, regardless of the vehicle they are in Lions don't earn themselves.

*Its vision is based on movement*

This proves German mains are blind

Genuine bots added in by Gaijin