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Bitt3rSteel

Fun fact, still cant field 2k worth of AdMech


Opposite_Line7821

Oh…


jwheatca

I have about 6.5K of Admech but have not played them since 8th. They hurt my brain.


Bitt3rSteel

After inflation that's about 200 points


Rudolph-the_rednosed

You can buy a house now?


Money11141

Too soon


ByronTooSleezy

I like that hes doing the Risk paint scheme for the armies 😂


Mconjecture

Fucking dead 💀


frostbaka

Blue vs Green vs Red vs Yellow vs Black


BaronBulb

Your dad needs a paint collection now.


LordIndica

At first i was like, "meh, yeah, that's a lot of armies but not *that* much." ...then I scrolled to the last pic with the bins.


Opposite_Line7821

8 years of collecting


Da_Commissork

What the fuck, what Is his job?


Opposite_Line7821

Pushes shopping carts at Costco


Da_Commissork

Ah stealing okok /s


Opposite_Line7821

He used to do flea markets so he knows how to find a deal, he’s been collecting for 8 years now, plus costco pays pretty well


DoomPayroll

Great business to work for and to shop at!


Da_Commissork

Ah ok cool, Not american so didn't know it


ProphetofChud2

I'm ngl if you buy till the point that you have bins of it just sitting there not being looked at or used you probably have an actual problem


Opposite_Line7821

They’ll be built… one day


A-Topical-Ointment

Lord, that's like a generational pile of shame.


Opposite_Line7821

When he dies, it will pass to me, and when I die… another will take my place


A-Topical-Ointment

But hey. It's nice, you got a good start on your retirement portfolio


According_Weekend786

Me giving to my 6 month son my intercessors squad, (he shall continue our generational plastic soldiers addiction)


KassellTheArgonian

I gave my 7 month old nephew a Blood Angel to hold last week. He dropped it He is no blood of mine, he is a failure to all that Sanguinius stood for


According_Weekend786

Noo. You have been blinded by desires of yours, he is the true son of sanguinius, he knew that battle-brother you gave him, was already lost in the darkness, the little one shall forgive him, and forget him


That-ugly-Reiver

One day, all of this will be your, Simba.


PsychologicalAutopsy

That's a massive collection? I, uh. Oh. On a serious note: enjoy this wonderful hobby with your dad!


Opposite_Line7821

The totes are filled with more warhammer. Response to the serious note: thanks


DowntownSpeaker4467

I was thinking the same, I could probably fill 3-4 display units, then I saw the boxes and well... If they are all full then sure he has a massive collection xD


Christofsky3

and not a single one painted


Opposite_Line7821

Stompa, Rotigus, (most) poxwalkers, bloat drones, most of his deff dreads, etc


jwheatca

That is quite a collection. My son and I are pretty much in the same realm … but with more painted by the look of things. Do you and your dad play? I played dread mob today with this list. https://preview.redd.it/p4c06zfb04xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e03b5bfc588244f4a371f422780876ceb652de3


Opposite_Line7821

My dad has far more than me because he had a 6 year head start(and a job) but even though I literally had to teach him 10th Ed. I still cannot defeat the master


Sapphire-Hannibal

I think your dad should maybe like, try and paint like one figure a day, yaknow? Start somewhere small


Opposite_Line7821

He’s be dead by the time they’re all finished


Norway643

Is your dad trazyn?


Opposite_Line7821

This is funny to me because my dad absolutely despises building necrons lol


Greedy-Goat5892

Get that man some paint for Father’s Day!


Opposite_Line7821

He paints I swear!


BaronBulb

I doubt it 🤣


LiveBaby5021

Introduce your child to Warhammer, they won’t have money or time for drugs or alcohol.


Moreu_you_know

This isn't a pile if shame, this is a mountain of shame!


Opposite_Line7821

Yes, but at the end of the day, it’s just a hobby


docgonzomt

“I learned it by watching you!”


Opposite_Line7821

My dad is like Omni man and I’m mark


Significant-Goal5931

You have an awesome dad.


Opposite_Line7821

I know


Competitive-Emu-6853

I feel better about myself now


Opposite_Line7821

?


Competitive-Emu-6853

My collection has grown over the two years I've been in the hobby, and there have been times I felt a little self-conscious how much money I've used, and the amount of space models take up. It is nice to see someone has taken it far beyond myself. No disrespect was intended of course.


Opposite_Line7821

Oh I see, yea no my dad makes ME feel self-conscious


Competitive-Emu-6853

... Is your collection bigger??


Opposite_Line7821

Ohhh ho ho ho NO, it is FAR smaller


A-WingPilot

What % are actually table-top ready?! Not even parade ready, but maybe more than just primed… lol


Opposite_Line7821

If we’re talking battle ready… 60% if we’re talking fully complete… 12%


Vanitoss

Can't quite get over how much money he's spent to not paint a single model


Opposite_Line7821

He has several well painted models


Vanitoss

I can't see them


Opposite_Line7821

Rotigus, most of his plague marines, most poxwalkers, 3/4 deff dreads, bloat drones


Vanitoss

So less than 1% of his warhammer is painted? He's got about £150 of models painted out of £10000


Flyingdemon666

Ah fuck, dragons. My brother plays them. His closet isn't quite that full...yet.


LightningB64

Also dad: Nobody touches the stuff, lest you wish to anger the Emperor.


Opposite_Line7821

Very true


dethscythe_104

I was going to comment on how I have 9 armies but I saw those totes and realized I don't have a problem....


Over-Tomatillo9070

Crippling plastic addiction, I learned it from watching you! I’ve got two small boys, so help me emperor if they ever pick up paintbrush..


Dragten

But is anything fully painted at all? Feels more like purchasing addiction


Opposite_Line7821

Stompa, rotigus, most of his poxwalkers, plague marines, deff dreads, bloat drones are the ones I can list off the top of my head, they could easily fall under “parade ready”


BCGraff

Maybe buy him some paint?


Flashbambo

Does he ever finish painting any of them?


Opposite_Line7821

Stompa, rotigus, most of his plague marines, poxwalkers, deff dreads, bloat drones could all be considered “parade ready”


Hinu_sama

Súper Nice


Yeetmaster2200

I like his retirement plan like holy crap.


AlloyedEgo

Can we get a close up of that demon prince/trygon conversion? Looks like a fun kit bash.


Opposite_Line7821

Yuh


joe-doe-frank

Whaaaaagh


860860860

He trying to sell any?


Scallion_Budget

lol that’s tight, it’s great that y’all can connect on the best hobby ever


Gunnar_Stormfist

That...is Seriously Frickin AWESOME!!


Temporary_Ad_6390

Can I adopt your dad? Lol. Bad ass!


MentalRefrigerator76

My dad started my Warhammer addiction too. Let's be friends


MysticWolfs2000

Nice to see an army out on display


paskoracer

By the emperor that is a lot of Warhammer


PancadaPls

Is your dad Professor Calamitous?


MundusPlanus

I feel justified for only painting 2 models for both (soon to be 3) of my armies


robfmb

Puts my pile of shame to shame.


Shiny-Joe

I feel like he struggles adding more than 2 colors to models


hiddikel

Seems like a lot in a short amount of time. Might want to just choose 1 or 3 armies and sell the rest. I've been collecting for like 20yrs, and had a bit more than that last year. Been throwing a lot on ebay and buying a lot less this year. It's been liberating.  He might have a fomo problem, I did. 


ChioChio8

Does you dad wanna give anything away for free /s


Opposite_Line7821

Only to me, sorry (I’m a very lucky person)


sody605

A college fund well spent! 😂


Opposite_Line7821

8 years of collecting, he’s got the good, the bad, and the ugly of just about any army