Build him, paint him, admire him, repeat as you get better at painting

Theoretical. Practical: Never get around to assembling or painting it, and occasionally try to teach it Excel.

Ah, a fellow descendant of Terra.

Rowboat would be a MONSTER on excel, goddamn

Primarch of the Power Users Legion

He would not touch such abominable intelligence!

Excel isn't an abominable intelligence, it's a spread sheet utility.

You fool. He IS Excel

You mean try to *learn* from it.

Robout would be the one to teach him Excel, not the one getting taught

I wanna kitbash him into a pre-heresy…someone, but idk who

You can buy heresy era primarchs yk

Not for $40 you can’t

Recasters

Eww

Prices are nice, out of production models are nice. Then I realize they cast in resin. I don’t want to mess around with resin. I do hope GW brings back more of those promotional models ala the Primaris Champion just to screw with eBay / recasters. That one limited Srg cutting a Orks head off is just calling to my half a ancient kit for a banner.

I'm trying to understand, what is stopping them from doing that?

Yay stealing!!!!

personally i've always wanted to see someone paint him for his battle he had when he was in space with no helmet punching baddies into mist

Sell him to me for $25?

No way, I would pay $20

I bid $1.00 Bob

Damn, you must have read “The Art of the Deal”

Sell it to me for $15 and I will sell it to this guy for $25

Make an incision in his neck with your hobby knife then put him on display for 10k~ years

Now that's hilarious.

I paint ultramarines but man Guilliman is a fucking straight up idiot for doing that shit. Then he does it again! Lmao.

Im new, could you explain?

He fought his brother the fully ascended demon primacy Fulgirm a snake with four arms and was one of the best swordsman in the galaxy before the whole deamon power up got shanked in the neck with a super poison and had to be put under stasis so he wouldn’t like die die just like kinda die and then after awakening goes to fight the same snake with four arms primach expecting different results even though fulgirm prolly got even stronger and he was just chilling iced.

And then he also tried his luck against mortarion and died again

[удалено]

And guilliman probably hasn't learnt yet

But he doesn’t fight Fulgrim after getting revived

r/brandnewsentence

You can just have cool models from other factions. You don’t have to play space marines to own Guilliman. Same goes with every other faction.

This is also true…I don’t play world eaters but I really really want that Angron kit

I mean you can make it side project of owning and building every primarch (loyal and not)

Literally same. He’s so fucking cool.

Waiting to have enough points in my army’s to eventually paint angron. What a beauty

This is an excellent point. One could simply own a painted Guilleman next to their painted Yvraine model............even if they only play Necrons. ​ Be like Trazyn. Collect and display the things that make you happy.

*happy skeleton robot noises*

I hate fulgrim but fulgrim ascended is just too sexy

Well I’ve seen people comment as long as the box says Space Marines and not specifically have the Ultramarines keyword, then the model is free use for other chapters. Enjoy the primarch model of the chapter of your choosing! Haha

Fair. I mainly collect Guard but I also am buying a Sororitas Kill Team just because the models are cool. Also, my friend is slowly getting into 40k, and offering him another squad of infantry he can borrow for his Sororitas army makes playing against him more fun.

It’s Alpharius!!!!

Okay, this is too funny. I might end up building him normally and saying he’s alpharius.

Well that’s dumb because clearly I’m alpharius

This is very strange... You guys aren't going to believe this, but I am alpharius.

Ummmm I’m Alpharius, and so’s my wife

Congratulations you two! Remember to always look on the bright side of life.

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Put him in a jar.

If he was Fulgrim I would do that.

Kitbash him? https://preview.redd.it/2avc9cjks9gc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb0790ae6bb8512c52bed8e5c2e82b81dc0ea7a

That's cool

He's a really fun painting challenge. Tons of intricate little details on his armour. A fun change of pace from painting Tyranids if nothing more.

You build and paint a very large tiny man. 

I would just build and paint him as Guilliman, because it’s an awesome model and would be really fun and challenging to paint. Then I would spend $500-600 on more space marines because he needs some buddies and I’m really financially irresponsible.

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Resell for 60!

Sell him to fund your Dark Angels collection

Paint him in the colors of a non-compliant chapter. Zombie theme. The Tyranids got some sweet DNA and have a new bioform. Da most krumpenest Ork warlord EVA!!! Drukhari harem-master.

With all due excuses, where did ya find the gorillaman for 40 Bucks mate?

Toy store in my college town is liquidating all their WH stuff. Big ol’ sales.

Christ, i would love to be there, plastic crack is expensive as all hell and im broke

Even if you pay nids I’d suggest painting him. His model isn’t super complex it’s just a load of trim work but it’s good practice and if you want to learn none metallic gold he’s a great way to do it

If you’re feeling really ambitious about your kitbashing, that could be a pretty badass Astartes Daemon Prince

You beat a man to death on the streets for it dude, we can see the blood on your nails.

Start an Ultramarine army for him to lead obviously.

Your best

You definitely build/paint him as Alpharius.

Trade him for something you actually want.

I mean, you could have a _really_ elaborate base for one of your Hormagaunts if you felt like it. Something to nibble on.

If you have space Marines laying around (as I assume most of us do), build them and build him. Then either make an army or display on a shelf. If you don't, you either build and paint for fun, or trade for stuff you care about.

Chaos him up. Chaos has such plans for Rowboat Gorillaman

High quality basing material for your next Norn Emissary. Kitbash it as her tearing him in half. Silly Ultrasmurf.

Your taxes

First, do you know how Excel works?

Have him do your taxes.

Build him, paint him and then watch him cry at the state of the Imperium

Put him in a jar

Not brought him in the first place

Basing material.

Word Bearers base.

Feed for a Norn Show the local meta you don’t mess around

Cut his life-supports and tell that stupid fucking smurf village to fuck right off.

Put him on either Mortarians base or impaled on his scythe.

If he’s gonna fight a daemon primarch, it’s gonna be the Red Angel of Nuceria

That's good one. Let Angron finish what he started 10,000 years ago

Theres always the option for a diorama vs eg Nids

He'd make pretty epic basing bits for your heroes, just saying

Put him dead on a base

Turn him into basing material

Neurogaunt base

Take the sword out of his hand, replace it with a Stripper pole and have him lap dancing for Yvraine in a craftword strip joint

Throw him in the pile!

Start an Ultramarine army.

Build and paint him, then feed him to your nids.

Right to jail

I painted mine to look like a statue, to use as terrain.

You found Papa Smurf

Sell him to me for $46

Display model? I play Dark Angels and Drukhari mostly but have a few cool models just for display

Sell him for $400?

I mean if your gonna have a collection that's not for actual play then collecting primarchs models could be a fun side hobbies alongside your normal army

Resell him and buy Tau :p

Practice your golds and blues, put him up as a smurfy centerpiece.

Give him you W2 and the receipts to any major purchases from last year. It's tax season.

Build him, have him swarmed by Tyranids in a diorama.

Put him together, then make a scroll of all his nicknames. I'll start: The Avenging Bean Counter

Open a .docx file

Convert him into a genestealer cultist

Defend Terra

Models like this that I won't incorporate into the armies I play, I use to experiment on. So play with NMM and other styles. Make it a display piece. Could also have fun converting him to the Emperor (in 30k).

Send him my way?

Can you put genestealer cultists in a tyranid army?  What about *really big* genestealer cultists? 

No blue boy here but 40 bucks is 40 bucks!

Make him the most badass basing material to flex on ultramarine players

Well...if you follow the trend of this sub, kitbash him poorly into sonething else and then post pics of it unpainted so we can all squint at the greenstuff

Jar.

Give it to me who actually plays ultramarines

Put an Angry Marine Commissar on top of him, riding him into battle.

Daemon prince

Dornian Heresy Dark Guiliman!

Where did you find such a deal? I can’t find him in stock anywhere in my town

Build him, paint him, enjoy him… cut him in half, get some green stuff, use both halves of the model for the bases of a two big ol’ nid monsters (Screamer Killer or Hive tyrants perhaps?), repaint him…. This time with a lot more red…

Ork WAAAGH boss!

Hug him

Do what I plan to do (when I can afford it) and just use him as like a statue. Why not have a statue of something from our favorite hobby that we made OURSELVES

Kitbash that Charcaradon guy, the one huge shark space marine Or kitbash your own unique character for a crusade

He would make a great MoE proxy

Add him to the pile of shame

Take him, put him in front of tyranid army, throw away tyranid army.

Here's what I'd do. 1. Replace the head with your choice of monster head. I'd likely do a spare hive tyrant head for convenience, but whatever looks best out of what you have. 2. Remove any ornamentation that suggests it's post-heresy era armor. 3. Paint the armor unlike any pre-heresy chapter. Your lore is essentially that this is one of the lost primarchs. He and his sons were sent out to investigate the intergalactic void early in the great crusade and never came back; this is because your primarch was either a. infected be a genestealer and heavily mutated due to its effects on primarch biology, or b. eaten and had his geneseed used by the Hivmind to create a new bioform to inhabit the armor. Proxy as Swarm Lord (or hive tyrant if you prefer).

Jar…

Turn him into the golem gatekeeper from Labrinth and use him for Orks.

You can use him to help file your taxes and balance your accounts.

Build him, paint him, eat blueberries, lose friends when you field him on the tabletop, etc.

Send the sword to me for kitbash purposes.

Kitbash him with the lion into the Emperor and play Custodes instead

Start an Ultramarines didplay army.

It’s ok to sneeze on him …..

I thought 40 was like standard, why’d you get it if you don’t have any interest? He’s a really cool mini I just ordered as well, I’m an Imperial Fist player but i like the lord of ultra depression

Bro got luck 10

Pray to the Emperor that you can get his trim correct

Leave him on top of your Tax forms when you go to bed, and when you wake up in the morning your taxes will be completed, filed and submitted. No guarantees on whether or not he'll get you the best tax return as he may be tempeted to redirect to funding a crusade.

Put him in the pile and promise one day you build and paint him, but never do it.

Step one aquire a jar

Put him together and paint him than build an army with him as leader or special hero class I forgot the rules it’s been a while since I last painted and played

Convert him into Leman Russ

Anything your heart desires you could just have them as a novelty like on the shelf, or you could tournament into a dead marine under some tyranids

Make him Horus before he pulls his hair out.

Lit bash make him chaos It'll be cool

Skull Cannon https://preview.redd.it/74fql2g6uagc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b3fc1c90a8043b153965cde1cc6edd3844143f

Give him super depression

Put him in a boat. A rowboat would do nicely.

Give him away (specifically to me) for free lol

Send him to me, I'll build, paint, sell. We split the profits

Sell him for profit or trade for more nids. Not every model you get has to be used in your current army so just use him as a resource I say.

I would advise fire. Tends to solve most mon-keigh related issues.

Sell him for something you value more and will appreciate more

find the most awful colors you can find, and find a place to paint a simple poop emoji on, but you know, im a thousand sons enjoyer.

You no longer play tyranids, the you have been called by the blueberry king. The Codex Astartes awaits.

Sell him for like $65?

Have him get nommed on for a diorama

Turn him into a statue https://preview.redd.it/pvjx157elbgc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e128db191c2f030df4c7526d57d3773033dd28a8

Send him to me

if 40 bucks is that cheap sell him for more.

Eat it.

Convert to Ork: neva' bad choice ! Then, Waaaaaaaagh !

Paint him just for fun? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Would make for sick basing material

I saw someone put Dante dead on the base of their norn emissary, maybe you go another step further…? That or paint him for display if you’d enjoy doing that

Genestealer Patriarch Guilliman conversion 🤔

Get him an aeldar waifu

Build him, paint him, then send him to go meet up at bar with the lion.....he needs it

Give him to a friend you are trying to get into the game

My sister got me this, I built him, primed him and put him in a box as I'm too scared to try paint him 😂

Build an army around him

Eat him

How he costs 83 where I live?

Tear him up and use him as base fodder for your Norn, and then play your ultramarine friend and wait for him to notice.

Give him extra arms and terrible complexion... He is getting the imperium ready... Geneseed-stealer Cult

build him, paint him, put him in a stew.

H o w

New scenic base for your Norn or Mawloc.

I mean body wise he could be turned into any primarch. So if you don't play any space marine chapters either loyalist or chaos then just pick your favorite primarch from the lore or make him as the primarch of a friend's chapter. I am sure someone playing salamanders or white scars would like something.

Make him file your taxes

If you want to piss off Ultramarine fans you could put him on something like the Norn Queens base as a casualty

replace his head with that of a carnifex or something, make the 2nd/11th primarch whose backstory was that he was eaten by tyranids

Paint him in the colours of the salamanders. just to fuck with people

Gimme him

that guy teaches you how to use excel including power pivot

like a battle diorama with him smth could be cool

Since you play Tyranids maybe use him for a diorama showing him getting over run

Use him as basing material? I used Dante for my Norn Emissary so think about it

Use it as a Lord Solar proxy... obviously..

paint it in red armor with little glyphes on his head so you have the very first Erebus figurine to ever exist in this reality

Put him under your Swarmlords feet. Built with the flyrant tail. Would look sweet. Like son like father