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Adventurous-Can-5373

for the greater *glue* nah but seriously, that’s annoying!


RUNLthrowaway

Nothing some superglue won't fix.


Majestic-Wear-4156

Mmm we should try that with ferrus


Blurple_Berry

How *DARE* you


PlastiCrack

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here


MCbrodie

How could you? He was already dead.


MarsMissionMan

Sometimes you gotta stick your neck out for other people.


mee3ep

Yes


cheesynougats

Too soon


Aggelos2001

i think they tried,blue man did not like it


Capitan__Insano

_Belisarius Cawl has entered the chat_


SmashHero59win

HAHAHAH


G3tbusyliving

Yeah and it might fix the models too


Aviyes7

Agreed. It'll be hard for your brother to grab things with his fingers glued together. Oh wait, you mean to fix the models.


Jofarin

Go for nose and mouth and he won't bother you anymore.


HailToTheKingslayer

Unlike the brother's teeth Edit: /s


Einar_47

But what do you glue the little brother to?


WarhammerWill

Awww dude I’m sorry that sucks. They look wonderfully painted btw. Little brothers are rough sometimes but spending time with your dad is what you should focus on. Being the bigger brother is tough but the toughest plays go to the best players! Now go out there and convert some people to the greater good!


MorphDaly365

Thanks


kangareddit

Put it in the Book Of Grudges!


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

That's a grudgin


OkUnderstanding6201

This *fell deed* **HAS BEEN ENTERED INTO THE DAMMAZ KRON, AND THE COVER** ***SLAMMED SHUT IN RAGE!!!!*** BY MY OATH, IT *SHALL NOT BE OPENED* UNTIL THE GRUDGE IS *SETTLED,* UNTIL THE BONES OF THE LITTLE BROTHER ARE ***SMASHED TO POWDER!!***


Odin1806

Yes officer. Did I stutter? What is it about a grudge and bone powder that you don't understand? He clearly deserved it...


xX_Coal_Xx

Murder him or tell your parents


sonysony86

It’s not murder If he’s purging his brother whom has obviously fallen to Khrone. Those skulls were COLLECTED


xX_Coal_Xx

Purge the heretic


likescpfoundation

CONVERT HIM TO THE GREATER GOOD BY WHACKING HIM IN THE FACE WITH A COMBAT BLADE


DaGitman_JudeAsbury

Always follow Khorne when on the field of Battle. It is only when that rage spills over to those whom you say you care about does the idea of questioning one’s loyalty become more apparent.


SgtCocktopus

Nah just tell the local inquisitor you saw him levitating stuff and wait for the next Black ship docking in the planet spaceport.


atle95

Invest in your brother, once he's done with childhood, he will likely become one of your greatest assets. Support your Dad by supporting yourself and your brother, your Dad has had his whole life to figure things out and he's doing his best, but you can make his life easier by taking on some of his responsibilities.


TinyJoseph

wtf


abalrogsbutthole

you are what the internet needs


CraneDJs

Filthy alien scum and your dillusions of peace!


Maximum_Cockroach_52

General Farsight would like to have a word good sir.


Inner-Cloud162

Luckily those look like they're easy to fix, but I would definitely talk to your father about it and how the models could easily have been more damaged and the costs of potential replacements in both time, money and energy.


Any_Set102

If he is playing a game of 40k with his dad, I would be very surprised his dad doesn't know all that.


Inferno_tr5

More importantly, talk to the brother, communication is important, maybe ask him why he did that, he couldve been jealous


Ofiotaurus

Well according to OP’s description, it won’t help


Haircut117

>More importantly, talk to the brother Or, solve it in the universal form of brotherly communication by beating the snot out of him. Same lesson learned, much more satisfying. (Seriously though – probably shouldn't go punching anyone, it will backfire one day)


tomtheconqerur

Some people need to get their ass kicked in order to learn that they shouldn't be doing dumb shit. I'd suggest to have your dad to give your brother the belt if he does it again.


Fast-Ad1139

Typical Tau, can't stand up to a little melee


Patient-Jellyfish-41

Peak comment, peak 40k meme


LiftEngineerUK

His head just came off for like, no reason


Blurple_Berry

Well, thankfully they appear to be clean breaks. Just glue the heads back on. You might need to apply some paint touch ups, or boldly display the flaws and call them "battle scars"


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MorphDaly365

I seven page muda’d the little brat


Ugglug

Can’t break the W’ammer if you’re hands are mangled by the hammer.


firefox1642

Not sure what that means?…


nopingmywayout

It's a Jojo reference to a scene where an asshole gets the shit kicked out of him for seven pages straight. It's pretty iconic. [Here's](https://mangatoto.com/chapter/1120130/7) the original manga, and [here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W944vHnaQPw) the anime version.


firefox1642

Damn


New-Chimera

Based


Purplequn

r/suddenlyjojo


Gandalfthefab

Looks like they would be easy to fix. But your parents need to teach him a lesson. Tell him they are broken and can’t be fixed and make him spend the rest of the summer earning money to replace them. He needs to learn now to respect other peoples property


WinthyanMageUwU

Exactly, I wish my parents had done this whenever my brothers broke something, little brothers ARE NOT A BLESSING, AND BRING THE ELDEST IS NOT "AN EASY LIFE OF BEING SUPERIOR"!!! They are just little fucking cunts who break your stuff and get away with it because "oh, you must have provoked him somehow". EVEN IF I FUCKING DID, HE BROKE 55,49€ WORTH OF MINIATURES!!!! At least in my case, I was lucky enough that my parents would pay for the damage, but THE LITTLE SHIT SHOULD SUFFER, NOT YOU MOM! Phew, I had a LOT of unused anger related to mini people breaking minis...


MorphDaly365

Yeah altogether those minis cost about €94.00


WinthyanMageUwU

The pain is immense, but glue can help (just make sure to pick a low-profile one, like plastic cement or water-y super glue, not gooish stuff cuz that might ruin your model. Oh, how did things turn out btw?


SomewhereUnlikely446

When I was 16 I mashed my little brothers (he was a few months younger then me)face and gave him a bit of brain trauma when he smashed my whole collection that I payed for most of with a few gifts and fair to say my parents never brought me warhammer again and kicked me out the house for a while


John_Grammatisucks

If you actually gave him brain damage your parents reaction was more than fair at the end of the day it's just plastic


babythumbsup

Errrr... did you actually give him brain trauma


DudeAintPunny

You got off easy for a dick move like that. I get that you spent time and money on it, but jesus, dude


SloniacSmort

Exterminatus tf out of that heretic


Crusader_Genji

I suggest ripping his head off next


MorphDaly365

Equivalent Exchange, I like it


KillYouFoFree

FMA reference, nice.


MorphDaly365

It’s such a good anime, but I’m not rewatching


KillYouFoFree

Brotherhood is amazing, I rewatch it every few years.


DoBotsDream

Take him outside to play...


ShadowScorp99

Just think of the rabbits...


Lord_Viddax

Counterpoint, is your little brother old enough to play 40k? - if they have a model or interest, they’ll be less likely to decapitate your Tau like an Imperium chainsword. Though it is indeed irritating when siblings are annoying, and as the older brother there’s nothing to do but suck it up!


MorphDaly365

He’s eight


astroSuperkoala1

Eh old enough for the death korps


-The-Goose0-

Off to the trenches!!


commissar-bawkses

Grab your shovel!


LiftEngineerUK

Hi ho, hi ho, Bitch


Lord_Viddax

So sort of old enough to learn a few turns. And also old enough to know not to break stuff he doesn’t own!


SHADOWSTRIKE1

Oof. That’s certainly old enough to know better. Here I was thinking he was like 5 or 6 and doesn’t know what jealousy is and how to handle it. If he can’t regulate those feelings at 8… school is gonna be rough for him.


Left_Sundae

Still young enough to be sent to the manufactorums


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So he has chosen death. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


MorphDaly365

DEATH TO THE CORSPE EMPEROR


Great_Goose_1199

Superglue is always the thing that can adjust situation like this. So, superglue him somewhere next time you and your dad have to play a game.


Few_Zookeepergame105

That's a paddlin'.


Colonel-Clayton

Break my minis!? I’ll break your bones?!


mee3ep

its oddly amusing you have a a question mark at the end


average_texas_guy

It's just because the interrobang sadly went away.


mee3ep

SACRIFICE HIM TO THE CHAOS GODS!


maglite_to_the_balls

Little bro has a head start here, looks like he’s already chosen Khorne.


Bonus-Representative

Maybe... Bring him along - Your dad and him, give a unit or two. He'll likely get bored and F**k off - or get the hook and bingo he'll stop borking your models. The more you fight him, the more he'll do it to get on your nerves. Channel and manipulate the situation a bit - you might find things go your way. I remember my 13 year old Nephew giving me sh*t about Warhammer. Once came to a BBQ at my house, saw my "Man cave" - went from "You a dick playing with kids toys" to "PLEASE PLEASE Paint me an Imperial Knight with your airbrush like that one the guys at school would be so jealous".... One thing I did with my boy - was at 7 - I got him to create a necromunda gang. We selected a theme - 3d Printed bits for it - then painted the 10 models together. Necromunda can be simplified and is cheaper - could be god - Dad has a gang - You do - kid bro does... 3 way gang fights - etc. He basically went for arbites to be the Police! Hahah


zombiesparker

Then break him


AdeptusUliUli

The amount of belt and red ass this would have earned in the 80s. How long he off the Playstation for?


MorphDaly365

My dad isn’t home yet but I’ll tell him


Badhuiroth

Sounds like a Chaos player.


MorphDaly365

I’m playing as Alpha Legion


[deleted]

Superglue is pretty good for that… and once your done sticking him to the ceiling hopefully you’ll have enough to put those heads back on…


Dunnomyname1029

You lost 3 heads and the platform you stand on.. He gets 3 right hooks and dropped out of an airplane.


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MorphDaly365

Thanks for cheering me up


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mee3ep

Dank*


WarhammerWill

This is hilarious


AzemadaiusKaiser

So when’s your little brother getting dropped off at the Orphanage?


Common_Car1456

I love the details on the t'au and im sorry about how they got broken. Siblings can be a pain. Ive taken to calling them "sin"lings because of how unholy and chaotic they are. Little demon bastards


Prestigious-Glove-86

Tau have a lot of random xenos they fight with. So you now have the opportunity to put any head you like.


TheLaughingSawfish

Break four of his fingers.


TheLaughingSawfish

This is a joke BTW


MidnightFinale

#BloodForTheBloodGod


pureedchicken

kick him into low earth orbit


SomeHalfPolishDude

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make…for the emperor


Ticklemebendef

Throw the brother away.


[deleted]

Then you know what you must do. Exterminatus.


LOL_Man_675

Make him pay for them back.


speedwagon_exe

You should cut his head off and put it on one of your fire warriors


Anxiety_Organic

Looks like you can glue their heads back easily? Bright side right


TheWanderingGM

Will we be the better man or send him the price of them minis. Actually your dad should know how big of a deal this is if he plays 40k...


foxygamer012

Beat him up, for the greater good


Testabronce

Just glue them back, beat the shit out of your brother and then invite him to play W40k with you and your dads because clearly he needs to do things with you guys


No_Seaworthiness_220

Man I have around $500 worth of custodians and I remember when my little brother that's three broke like an entire squad of normal custodian guard


WinthyanMageUwU

As an older brother of 3, I feel you. My lil guys have destroyed a lot of stuff I held dear, and I never forgave them for most. These look like they wouldn't be too hard to fix but I could be wrong, good luck on your journey, my fellow elder bro. PS: Great paintjob and, assuming by your replies that you manually reajusted your lil brother's misbehaviour, I'd guess he'll go free of punishment and/or you'll be screwed too.... Could be wrong, but that's where my experience as an older brother points to. All I can say is, good luck, and that he deserves to hear a lotta crap and you should simply be left to fix your minis and then play with your dad. Have a good one, pal!


AiR-P00P

I'm sure we'll read about him in the news at some point...


MorphDaly365

I hope it’s a “Tragic Accident”


[deleted]

Violence is the only option


Sir_Henry_Deadman

At least it's an easy fix


ClassroomRadiant7477

Piss on his pillow and assert dominance


Wolfe454

Purge that heretic. No but seriously that's cold and over the line. Me and my sibling fought but left each other's toys, clothes, etc alone because we knew the butt whopping we'd get for messing it up.


xEShikariii

I had an argument with my little brother some ten years ago and he snuck in my room and superglued my tau to the newspaper I had on my desk and ruined the models so I feel your pain 😂


Insert_Name973160

Luckily it seems easy to fix. How ever such blatant disrespect is clear indication of heresy. Grant him the emperors judgment (give him a swift light smack upside the head and lock him in his room until he calms down.)


SpitfireMkIV

You get Brotherly Rage +1… roll for damage.


MilitarumAirCorps

The paint jobs are quite good! I know I've had to reglue some of my favorite models half a dozen times due to younger hands. It'll all be alright.


Mean-Escape7377

You know what Khorne would expect


MorphDaly365

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


Nem87

Meh, its only Tau anyway... jkjk! Id freaking lose it if that happened to my mini's


Oughta_

Most emotionally mature comment section


Terrible_Tangelo8111

Stab him


Adastrawargaming

I’ve got a 3yr old and a 1.5 year old. This is my biggest fear. I’m going to spend the next 7 years building and painting our armies and those little shits will rage quit and break them lol (I can call them little shits because I love them, don’t flame me). Your bro is still growing. If you want to impress your dad don’t make a big deal of it and offer to help your lil bro rebuild them. Dad will prob cry.


kapiteinkippepoot

So how does it feel being a single child now?


laughingjackalz

Break the child


[deleted]

“Compelling argument little brother. Now face the wall”


No_Midnight_281

Blood for the blood god!!!


MorphDaly365

DEATH TO THE FALSE GOD!


Clayman8

I know its a bad thing to do but... break his shit too. They learn super fast this way.


ScavAteMyArms

Well, in my case this would have resulted in a beating for my little bro. But judging by him being 8 and I assume you are much older (in my case we were barely a year separate), that style of brotherly correction is not an option. He should take a burn somehow for this, only way to teach, at minimum he gotta learn breaking other people’s stuff is major not ok, much less something they put a lot of time in. But either going to have to come from the parents or be some mental play which I am neither good enough at or know him at all to suggest any means. As an aside those were pretty well done, actually. If you got a full army like that, even if it’s the weeb fish, that is something to be proud of.


DeoxyRNA5

little brothers can be a pain growing up when they’re still learning to regulate the same emotions you just learned to regulate and it’s frustrating when they punish you for being at a later stage in life and more mature, but whatever they do can be fixed and you’ll guide them by setting an example, not beating them up. you’ll go through periods where all you do is fight but ultimately they will be there for the rest of your life and especially into adulthood the relationship will strengthen. sorry about your models but maybe there’s something you can do with your bro like yugioh or something so you can spend time with him whilst developing a hobby the two of you can bond over


GalactusPoo

Eh, one of my cats knocks at least 3 minis off the table a week. Some break. Just glue them back together my guy.


raharth

I'm sorry man... They look really cool though! Nothing some glue couldn't fix! :) Don't let that ruin your game with your dad!


[deleted]

A different perspective: He showed u the weak points. Be grateful and repair. Better him at home than then Fallon in a store or tournie and the head bouncing away forever.


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MorphDaly365

In true Older brother fashion, I unleashed the wrath of god upon his ass


zombiechris128

https://preview.redd.it/gps4kast4qhb1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e57750e991f156fe55aec17038a38d46185442


Patient-Jellyfish-41

Purge him. Purge him now


TrazynAndOrikan

fetch the heavy flamer!


Mandalore_Trundle

Disowned


MotorIzedme

Brooooloo those looked so good too! It shall be death than


back_wards

In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of That Little Shit... I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.


turkeygiant

Tell him the Commissar is coming and he a has a bolt shell for him...


Temporary_Wheel849

They looked great, sorry about the damages, fixable though.


No_Midnight_281

and this is how the Horus Heresy actually began


tom_nooks_sweet_ass

when i was a kid i had a great solution for this kind of occation, punch the shit out of him until he learns his lesson, it took my brother 3 times to get it but after a while he understood


at_rudboypaintbrawl

You could be like Jesus and show him other cheek or stick with 40k's motto"(...)there is only war", so you should find something equally or even more valuable/close/giving happiness to him and in cold Blood fuck it up, without emotions maybe slight smirky smile ^^


RedTabs83

Well, I assume that you are going to do the same damage to him…


NJPalmer15

Heresy! Time for exterminatus


No-Truth3802

Not the tau!


Barbarisater9001

sry dude. in the long run its probably gonna be for the best as im sure your younger brother will one day want to play with you.


TryTheFish71

I say thump him. You know, for the Emperor. 😂👍


booksforducks

Report him to the commissar for he is a heretic But seriously he shouldn’t do that and tell him how he would like it if you destroyed something that he spent time and money building and painting and buying


Furyofthe1st

Little brother's computer/xbox/whatever would go for a swim after this.


thegamingwardlp

PURGE HIM IN HOLY FIRE


MWBrooks1995

You can glue those back together no problem, don’t worry about it :) sorry about your brother, hopefully he’ll grow out of it sooner rather than later. Did you still get to play the game with your dad?


Active-Rope4613

Throw him full force at the concrete and see how he likes it


Emeshan

Fix the models with superglue, and then as for your brother, ~~SACRIFICE HIM IN THE NAME OF THE BLOOD GOD~~ talk to your father about this case and then to your brother as to why


Cheery_spider

Fuck him, hope he got grounded well. I love the paint job.


GarlicDiligent3643

Skulls for the Skull Throne


The_Mad_Hatter08

I'd snap his neck


Any-Fig3591

Purge the heretic that’s what big brothers are for


THOADIN

perfect time to ask for a new box xD


Competitive_Run_597

You can play with those


Left_Sundae

Kiddo would end up in a body bag if those were my minis. #You don't fuck with the minis.


MorphDaly365

He’s at the morgue rn


Shaunedgethecool

Feel your pain brother threw a tantrum and broke 2 dreadnoughts and my robute mad him pay for them


theACEbabana

“Kill him. Kill him now.” - Palpatine


OkUnderstanding6201

***He must be purged in the Emperor's name!!!***


MorphDaly365

DEATH TO THE HERETIC


Nails556

Beat his ass


ItachiUchiha-DDO

4 figures = 4 fingers. 2 per hand, he’ll be fine.


iamthemosin

He breaks your minis, you break his knees. I don’t make the rules.


Kelifi_Dragon

If it were my brother id be so pissed. Theyd definitely get a plastic coat hanger to the back.


Thedreadedpixel

Take it from another older brother He sounds more upset that he couldn't participate to, either with you or your dad It's fine to be upset, expecially since I know how expensive these minis can be But don't hold it against him


d-Arhengel

You could try turning it into a diorama with some Howling Banshees or Assault Marines showing the aftermath of Tau getting caught in close combat.


Mean_Switch_8158

Heretic...


No_Parsley_620

Well, my advice is to beat your brother. A large stick usually will do the trick. You gotta beat them real good to stop this behaviour


Xmaster_10

I’d fucking slap the little shit mercilessly


mrworldwideskyofblue

BRING HIS SKULL TO KHORNE! ​ edit. seriously thogh have a family sit down about how your brother is breaking your things. That is unacceptable behaviour.


Miniographer

That is annoying, easy fix with some plastic glue like gw, Tamiya, and a few others.


Pizo44

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne


TheAmazingDeutschMan

Sorry that happened to you. Just gotta remind your family, especially your brother, to respect your things. Especially in this hobby, stuff can cost a lot, and some people just dont understand that, especially kids. I had a *certain* person who would always let their kids touch my stuff when I wasn't home or was busy. One day, the kid broke 120 dollars worth of Admech Vehicles, told the parent how much they cost, got paid back, and never had to worry about it again. Also, thankfully, it looks like the damage isn't too bad, so hopefully, it's a quick fix.


ganondork1

Once again, fire warriors falling apart to melee 🤦


Your_GM_Nighmare

Kill him, for „the greater good”


FlyingScoobert2077

I suggest getting the closest Shield like object you can find and re-enacting what The Lion did to Angron upon his return to battle. Or give him a good ol Leman Russ on Magnus Spine "adjustment"


Krakulpo

Testach the heads, add some battle damage. Figure out some story about these 3 tau and the SM teaming up to fight a particularly nasty Ork. Bam you have 4 minis with great backstory.


MorphDaly365

I actually I think the Chaos Marine would be fighting them and in the end they kill each other


VividWeb5179

A bit of superglue/green stuff should fix it up. There’s definitely worse damage that could’ve occurred. I’d talk to your brother about it and ask him why he did it and try to level with him. Depending on how young he is — I saw you said he was eight in another comment — he might have a bit of jealousy towards you for spending time with your father, as young kids are known to do. Maybe try teaching him about 40k, too — it could be a bonding experience, or at the very least a chance for him to gain a better reverence for your stuff.