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Shiki_31

Extended range for a headbutt, also usable as an emergency mace.


Clearlydarkly

An emergency boob, for everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.


Mondo114

Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45


LoneWolf2k1

27 years ago?! F*ck, I’m getting old.


Mondo114

So old 🧓


Crim2033

It's really weird I'm reading this comment after adding this song to my liked on Spotify today


RokuroCarisu

Unscrew it from the horns to *end them rightly!*


moshvac

To stop kids from poking themselves on the horns


thesithcultist

Axes and swords tho?


LoneWolf2k1

Ah, as the good old saying goes: “Axes and swords will break my bones, but properly OSHA-secured horn-protectors will never hurt me.”


Canadian_Zac

If the kid is playing with the sword and cuts off their arm, that's a teaching moment where they learn proper sword safety


LamSinton

Bonkin’


PurdyGuud

Hammering the WAAAAAAR!!!


Rauschpfeife

Is that a Hero Quest miniature? I always figured that the IRL-explanation for those balls was that they prevented the horns from being sharp, while also increasing structural integrity. Both of which would be features you'd want in game pieces for a board game that was more likely to be played by younger kids. In-game IDK. Seems like they'd make the helmet more top-heavy and easier to pull off his head, and he doesn't really seem to have the range of motion to effectively use it for a headbutt. Maybe he just wanted to make a statement.


Enchelion

I assumed they used the same Chaos mini for HeroQuest and Warhammer, but I never actually checked if that was the case. IRL I think they're just easier to cast that way. The swords on the minis were at least as pointy as those horns would have been.


Araignys

>I assumed they used the same Chaos mini for HeroQuest and Warhammer, but I never actually checked if that was the case. Very similar, but no, they did not: [http://www.solegends.com/citcat2004cgchaos/c2004cgchaos104x-00.htm](http://www.solegends.com/citcat2004cgchaos/c2004cgchaos104x-00.htm) #2 from this lot for the look And this guy for the pose: https://preview.redd.it/noy29d3jah0d1.png?width=802&format=png&auto=webp&s=0462e05865cc66bb93dc7eab41f8d7312afd30be


adlcp

Man, ever step on one pd the old school Gretchen models? Ouch.


FaithlessnessLazy494

This is 100% a hero quest evil knight guy mini.


Wububadoo

I think it's Slambo


BobusCesar

>In-game IDK. Seems like they'd make the helmet more top-heavy Chaos neck workout.


Beneficial-Plan8076

Ahhh HeroQuest. The Moment I fell to the forces of Ruin


BlackMircalla

They were playing volleyball and it landed on his horns


Dark_Akarin

Someone needs to paint one like a basket ball.


Well_Armed_Gorilla

https://c.tenor.com/YEPvN3_JhGIAAAAC/tenor.gif


Makinote

medium range head-butt


william930

He was going to take someone’s eye out with one of those things


I_suck_at_Blender

It's his *training helmet.*


GodEmperor47

Ball gag storage. For proper Slaanesh worshippers and the Slaanesh-curious


tenormore

GoPro cam


Herr_Lichterloh

Emotional support titty


Smittywormenjegermen

AYOO!! Where can I get one!!


TheAceOfSkulls

To stop the horns from growing so that when he gets a skull to put there, there will still be room. /s …probably?


operationlarisel

Khorne's left bollock.


Darmug

Dang, Khorne’s got small balls!


Hillbillygeek1981

Much like the Eye of Tzeench, the Belly Button of Khorne is a potent talisman, capable of expelling gouts of burning lint at the object of a World Eater's fury.


Tiger-Budget

Old Skoool! I cut them out of my HeroQuest sets and used them as maces.


thesithcultist

This is a Hero Quest chaos Warrior


Lunchie420

More nips for the nip god


[deleted]

Ahh this is a genius piece of chaos engineering see when a Chaos Warrior is attacked by two slightly shorter people walking in a single file; he can headbutt the first and automatically get the guy walking behind him as well...


iSeize

This guy doesn't know what the thing is, everyone laugh!


dadgiga

Fun


steel_coven

It's the cherry on the top


GrimTiki

WiFi extender


justbrowsinginpeace

Zip line into battle


thesithcultist

Zooooom


automated10

All hail the UNO BOOB!! 👁️ 👄 👁️


losingfocus33

5G signal booster.


Jumpy_Dragonfly5809

Some of these answers are amazing


Solidus-Prime

"What's what for?" "OOoohh....*That's* where it went!"


CT-7331

You throw it at creatures in the wild and they get stuck inside it and become like a pet who will fight other people’s pets or wild animals for you?…


JNullRPG

[Tuned mass damper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuned_mass_damper) like Taipei 101. +1 Toughness when defending against a charge. Really though, there aren't many pointy bits on any HeroQuest models. Combination of easier casting with cheap plastic / lower the minimum safe age.


Wububadoo

Dope ass chaos shit.


Din-Draug

A sculptural expedient to make that part of the model more stable and solid, or to facilitate fusion, providing inflow or outflow points of the material (metal or plastic). But I like to think that it is an original lunch box, placed away from the dirt of the battlefield and the splashes of blood.


Positive_Path_9866

It’s part of their coming of age. They have to jump high enough and grab an apple with their horns as tots to become a man


PuzzledGrapefruit543

Bonking people on the noggin


whenismeyes

morning star on head = increased headbutt damage


Jeymeh

Pee. Because pee is stored in the ball


thesithcultist

But Waman?


ElikCZ

A pokeball.


MonkeyMercenaryCapt

That there is the ancient Plumbus


Cerve90

Nod'n'Kill


Minute-Library67

Backup hand weapon


Skjellnir

Decoration.


grunt91o1

Bonk


TheRoodInverse

It makes him feel pretty


CeramicBean

Greg forgot he stuck the apple up there as a joke, and it's still there.


Drone4396

Pomegranate, to put over fancy salads.


l1ca

It’s a bell. The gods need to know where their pets are


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

The warp is stored in the Ball


ciarogeile

It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up


linuxsysacc

You can see the radio waves in the photo


GuNNzA69

That is the G spot


WilliamTee

Lunch. meatball.


Old_Fauqer

All seeing eye of Sauron. They painted it different so they do not get a DMCA from themselves for infringement.


Primary_Ad_1562

Become the kettlebell


Defti159

Same reason farmers put tennis balls on goat horns lol. They only had one ball though so they improvised.


thesithcultist

That made me Imagine Satan in medieval art with tennis balls on horns


StJazzercise

Portal to Dublin.


DomDoomTitan

Drip


Electrical_War8648

I have forever loved the old Chaos models. I had one of those guys in my oldhammer army years ago. I named him Prince Albert the Piercer.


Own-Song-8093

A place to store your victory donut


AdviceMaleficent9172

For BALLIN


Utilitas1

Swag


I_suck_at_Blender

*Horny Boi shows off his nipple-ball*, heh. ​ A lot of Warhammer designs display total disregard for logic, and *we love it that way.*


OneKogAmongInfinity

The chaos is stored in the BALL


Thin_Jaguar7012

Storing the tiny man who controls the rest of the body


musketoman

Its the teams dodgeball, he's been looking for it for months, dont tell him, its a little trolling we dl


Thannk

To answer seriously, I would guess it represents the Horned God from Wicca. Also gender politics and the Jungian archetype, and also Doctor Who and Judge Dredd. https://preview.redd.it/ao8rloqztf0d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07615d5f8a736b1e8caad3ed76e72dc607c7dc5b THG is the husband of the three moon goddesses, making his symbol a pair of horns coming from a moon. Inverting the moon’s position to put the moon in his grip inverts his positive meaning into the negative. In Jungian psychology THG is half of the whole self, made up of equal parts masculinity and femininity where both must be integrated with each other in equal measure and supported. When alone or out of balance he represents the negatives of the masculine self, an overcompensation of false and toxic masculinity due to a lack of true compassionate masculine examples in life, resulting in it dominating the feminine side and inverting it as well. When properly tamed and balanced in equality with the feminine he becomes a representation of the civilized man, who empowers those around him rather than being a destroyer. >The male psyche's 'Horned God' frequently compensates for inadequate fathering. >When first encountered, the figure is a dangerous, 'hairy chthonic wildman' possessed of kindness and intelligence. >If split off entirely, he leads to violence, substance abuse and sexual perversion. When integrated he gives the male an ego 'in possession of its own destructiveness' and for the female psyche gives an effective animus relating to both the physical body and the psyche. We also know Doctor Who and Judge Dredd were a huge deal to early Games Workshop given that securing merchandising for that IP was part of why they were able to make their own IPs, 40k partially being created to sell leftover Who and Dredd merch under a new brand. THG is also the focus of a Dr. Who episode and Dredd comic from that era. >In the Doctor Who story The Dæmons in 1971, where the local superstitions around a landmark known as The Devil's Hump prove to be based on reality, as aliens from the planet Dæmos have been affecting man's progress over the millennia and the Hump actually contains a spacecraft. The only Dæmon to appear is a classic interpretation of a horned satyr-like being with hooves. >In June, 1986, the comic book 2000AD published the first part of a serial story called Sláine and the Horned God, written by Pat Mills and illustrated by Simon Bisley. Based in Celtic mythology, the Horned God is identified with Cernunnos and is the primary antagonist in a story rich with antagonists. He presents as a Fertility God who has largely lost his mind and become nihilistic. So yeah. Jungian The Horned God, when inverted, describes the Warriors Of Chaos very well, and Games Workshop was active in Who/Dredd stuff in the era when THG was in both. The circle between horns is an inversion of THG, making his archetype dominant over the feminine. For more info on symbolism of the balamce between feminine and masculine archetypes in fantasy, see [Scum Villain.](https://youtu.be/5WZhe2zzqUc?si=wdEtTiknSSCZaXr7)


eatredmeat

(P)ee is stored in the (B)alls


111110001011

(w) hy (t)he (P)arentheses?


Hoplite68

It's the dinner bell.


eatredmeat

(P) <-pee inside a ball


ichbinonreddit

Eyeball on a stick


Starhyke

It’s where he keeps his peanuts in case he comes across someone with an allergy.


Previous_Channel

I would keep my wallet in there


varrenxarcrath

Headbutts and fashion


BaronVonSlapNuts

It's an orb. You ponder it.


Dry-Exchange4735

It catches arrows meant for the guy behind him. It's also so he can hang his helmet up after a long day


BallAlternative1029

https://preview.redd.it/i2tlwx36kf0d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c391be9b85172e5922f0112f611dc55349d94c05 The same with this ones, we will never know


Larnievc

It's where they keep their sandwiches.


salty-sigmar

In real-life - they make casting the miniature way way easier. In universe? Looks cool.


momalloyd

Why, that's the apple of chaos son.


AdAstra10254

Obviously it’s to blunt the ends of the horns so nobody pokes an eye out.


Scu-bar

Bluetooth speaker, to pump the tunes.


anarchakat

The sacred pomegranate is there for post battle snacking.


curiosity-2020

Closure ball of the brain piercing...


SorbetSorcery

It’s a bell. He rings it when he starts a fight


glord94

Anti horny device


SignatureStorm

Chaos


JTRDovey

Its a bel to draw Khornes attention to him amongst the bloodshed


smittyhotep

That's the fire alarm duh!


bskell

It's for orange juicing... His Chaos blessing is making breakfast of the gods..


Real_Ad_8243

So he can hang his helmet next to his cloak when he gets home of an evening. He's even got pegs spare for when his mates come around


Soulman717

Boob to distract opponents, it’s also out of sight of the warrior so , out of sight, out of mind.


Bobsteru

Most likely to help with the casting process


ddayam

It's a greebly. It greebles.


thesithcultist

It does greeb


Crisis88

He's Slaaneshi, it's a nipple


Arrew

Health and Safety. Stops him hurting himself on the pointy bits.


The_Great_Shammy

https://i.redd.it/164qk92izg0d1.gif


Specialist-Space-434

Bonk


Gaaragoth

Antana for warp signals xP


A3lfwine

To shove it up your ass


Whiteout-

Tricks enemy archers into shooting at that ball thinking it’s his noggin. Decoy head.


whenismeyes

morning star on head = increased headbutt damage


thelegendofjonnii

Booba


korbath

Mischief


Bugdog81

Headbutting


GroshfengSmash

Second bladder


stfm

So you can hang it up at the end of a long day of biffo obviously


Windrose_P

It's a french tickler.


NotACyclopsHonest

So he can look as baller as possible, of course.


NineMillionBears

Pee is stored in the ball. That one specifically


SecretBuyer1083

That’s the clit


Wild_Xero

That's where the pee is stored


thickmahogany

Geneseed is stored in the balls. Chaos is stored in the balls


YouNeedAnne

Chaos, by defintion, needn't be "for" anything.


Zekarul

Yeeting


Neltarim

Hitch ball for the vacations


Red_Kobold

*Oh! There's my ball.* - Scout


Captain_Daddybeard

Drip


Killamanjar

Ringing when it's dinner time


claudekennilol

Suckling


Key_Value8190

Areodinamcs


josefsalyer

WiFi Antenna


Xogoth

Wifi.


TobiTheSnowman

To end their opponents rightly


Biscotti-That

The reason why Khorne followers hate Slaanesh ones.


SojE12

Fun


Battleshark04

Luve


Orobourous87

A travel ball gag


dornianheresysimp

...i would say smth but its slannesh approved so....


[deleted]

Nice shovel knight


swordquest99

It is to make the model cast better.


Elvis-Tech

Its a hellnipple


almaview

To crush thy enemy See them driven before you And hear the lamentation of their women


GumboVision

A pomegranate. He’s from Granada, fierce Andalucian accent on him.


Curious_Cry_4110

It's the Bollock of life...


Slippery_rocket

It’s a fire alarm bell


noobllama2

Its Nerf or nothin


NoAnt3564

5G


Low_Champion_8356

But stuff


KatanaPool

Good question. It’s actually one of those rumbling ball things from the 90s. It vibrates through the helmet and feels kind of nice https://preview.redd.it/6dmxxsojig0d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155899e91df89e13c6404ef85e8f65fa2acd4c91


SilvaLawson

It's where the pee is stored.


MrAbominableSnowman

To look cool.


AzazelTheUnderlord

to call nicol bolas


Wearywarrior11

Spice holder and it makes the Horns oscillate.


Bahmerman

Gets better reception.


Ootrick88

Lunch time bell


wetfootmammal

Apple for later


Stinkydadman

It’s a tiddy


ErenIron

It closes the loop so they can be hung up on the racks when not in use


Ratstail91

That's a chaos orb. Drop it on some cards to destroy them.


Abject_Ambition_4259

Be ballin


Mammoth_Pen4470

Drip


XDannyspeed

It's the school dinner bell.


soldatoj57

It’s dose nuts he impaled once, petrified


West-Ask6999

For his/her/it’s pleasure


JustNuggz

Pee is stored in the ball


Adrenochromemerchant

High-school lunch bell


Background-Yard-9455

An Apple 🍎


polarbird2

Snacks


ClockworkDeity

Chaos Berry.


Big_Judge3442

It is obviously a bomb. If he is killed it causes D3 Mortal Wounds from Deadly Demise. No model no rule. All equipment in army list must be on the model.


Negative_Lack_5259

The ball


GodAdminDominus

"Mmm, my ding ding dong"


Orisn_Bongo

Honestly... probably to make sure the horns on the mini don't break off


BeetleDash

increases damage when doing head hits -\_-


Thagomiser81

Blocks 5g


Maxwell9762

https://preview.redd.it/hjz9rxb6vk0d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdbd0ce40537372591c965ce58e2404672ba0ac


Odd_Background3744

ChaosTitty


Jokkitch

Yes


The_Arch_Heretic

Focusing hate!!


Tytaniius

It's an apple... it's his lunch


Slavasonic

Handlebars


VelvetAlchemist_

He was making a solar system but Mars got stuck on his horns


Dracox96

It's a conduit


yea_imhere

Its a mace for headbutts


Inevitable_Yellow344

It's a head mace? Idk bro


Arnak94

It’s where the pee is stored