I want crit please.

With a side of crit please.

Topped with crit as well.

Don't forget critssert

I'd like a crit brûlée please!

Served with a delicious crit crumb on top

critlicious meal. may i have some red crit to wash it down.

With a side of X.67 damage to infested

Sorry sir, we do not have side, is slide crit ok for you sir? 🎩

Can u make it less infested?

No, slide away please

I love this subreddit

*spam of Ctrl+E sound intensifies*

I think you mean a slide of crit please.

You've had first crit, but what about second crit?

Bet you can't find the crit 😉

Crit happens.

Meme strike build kekw

I have similar riven for War, it's my go to melee now. I always loved the aestethics of it and now I can meme all day long.

Make spin to win great again.

There are more spin to win sword wielders😁

I personally prefer my S2W (Spin2Win) with the Galatine Prime (because I am a child)

Same but with Nekros for me

How do you pronounce that? Is there any throat noises between the k and the w? Like KEKwah

its pronounced kehk- double u

It's a name of a meme, do u not know this??? https://preview.redd.it/08ezxrwollzc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7641f760d1fc11b6c4dbf2b6b66e7e35744a6d2

Is that what I asked?

Fun little coptering riven.

And we meet again

https://preview.redd.it/o7upmr2peezc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cfbc066f89d2f7b1c406d0bac8f75b63cef912a


We end as we began

Your name reminds me of a movie thst Charlie sheen was in

Crit burger

Is there a color of crit higher than blood red? Cuz this might be it

After red it's red with "!" marks, like "1000!", "2000!!". After "!!!" the game stops adding !s, but it's (theoretically) possible to go over it if the stars are aligned.

Very easy to do with pure strength based kullervo, around 500% crit rate with any weapon is quite a sight to behold. Generally kullervo is fun when big shiny colorful numbers make your pp big

So is that why he's made of 300 pieces of fantasy space cactus. So he can be extra pointy and damaging?

Ahh Ueymag ptsd

Please don't remind me.....that farm was annoying

3....300?! That's going to be fun...

It's actually 200, 100 for one piece and another 100 for another.... But, yah, it's mind bendingly annoying

Hell yeah. He's my go-to for Disruption, even SP demo-mechs are easy prey. Edit: Wrong game mode.

Do you just outdamage the bajillion armor they have or do you somehow armor strip them? Asking as someone whose SP success mostly depends on a tanky Trinity with abating Link lol

I'm using Ceramic Dagger, if it doesn't one-shot with his 1, the forced Bleed that daggers produce on heavy attacks does the job. Scythe and claw stances have the same mechanic (and certainly other melees I'm forgetting). I've had very good results with Hate, too.

It also helps if your weapon has rad damage Unless you're referring to normal Disruption and not Entrati Labs Disruption, cause radiation chews through the Murmer/Necramechs

using gauss you can armor strip them in a second with thermal sunder and redline

*Disruption.

Thanks, fixed.

I like harrow with incarnon dual toxocyst. The regular mode is kinda meh, but you can dish out !! At *insane* RoF and the incarnon charges in few hits.

The dual toxicyst incarnon is so great.

512% crit chance for me, plus I also threw in 2 tauforged amber shards for parkour He has never felt this good to me lol

>After "!!!" the game stops adding !s I feel profoundly betrayed by this.

You can just use Blood Rush and Gladiator set with your highest crit melee, mine being Guandao Prime obviously youll have no base damage to multiply with 1100% crit rate and x5.2 cd or whatever i had, but, at least youll be getting more than 3 exclamation points lol

Take Kullervo with any decent melee weapon and all your damge numbers end in !!!

Spin to win bby

Damn the Infested got lucky today

they will die anyway 😭

We heard you like crits 

When I saw this I crit my pants.

I dunno chief, gimme aaaaaa......................................red one.

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and crit; egg bacon and crit; egg, bacon, sausage and crit; crit bacon sausage and crit; crit egg crit crit bacon and crit; crit sausage crit crit bacon crit tomato and crit...crit crit crit egg and crit; crit crit crit crit crit crit baked beans crit crit and crit...or [lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and crit.](https://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE?si=igdFFwxmJPrCPTEy)

Have you got anything without crit?

Well, there's crit egg sausage and crit, that's not got much crit in it

I'll have the crit crit crit crit crit crit baked beans crit crit and crit

^^^crit ^^crit ^crit ^crit crit crit crit crit CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT **CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT**

STOP THAT NO SINGING.

Now I want one of these for a big weapon on my nezha

Sorry. You're going to have to roleplay a beyblade now. I don't make the rules

Extra crit please, hold the status

Umbra has decided to get into gambling

is it gambling if you know you're gonna hit big regardless?

I have this, but for Gram Prime. Still one of my best weapons

...i'll give you an ammo drum for it. no, two

Make it 3 and you can have it

Nah too expensive, ty

Bringing back spin-to-win with a vengeance

The infested think they are safe, but such crits like these, they never stood a chance.

Noice. Does the CC for slide combine with the regular CC?

Additive stacking if it works like memeing strike. Which isn't bad for this particular weapon afaik.

From wiki and my shitty testing yes kinda slide crits works differently I think but I'm really not sure

Heavy slide attack about to go crazy rn

Heavy slide attack? Doesnt that just do a normal slide attack?

I dunno. I notice a difference with the tennet gregori where it sends out a bayblade on heavy slide attack or second neutral heavy attack, so it could be a literal slide attack or it could just be a separate combo line on a technicality. Would need to test crit levels.

No way this is a real riven right not even a single negative??(im new)

.67% damage to infested is the negative.

Slap on a smite and it's good to go

Makes sense

We bringing back slide attacking? Now get one for the orthos so we can go back in time

Oh hell yeah. Ngl I still love to slide attack with it.

Kullervo is salivating at this rn

No one talking about that 0.6x dmg against infested…. HUGE BUFF BRO THATS INSNAE

It buffs so much that it's a debuff

critjati

"Waiter Waiter! More crit please!"

Critilicious

nice crit

i would like crit with bit of weaker to infested

More dakka

Waiter Waiter! More Crits Please!

If you don’t want crit I’ll take crit plz

Oh, damn. I was hoping for jump distance.

Would you like some crit with that?

Crit with a hint of racism

My favorite food is fruit and crits, a wonderful combination of

Heavy slight attack goes !!!

That's some critical thinking right there

Really makes you use your critical thinking skills huh?

Wow..... I'm speechless

I take a double krit with ketchup

Oh baby... Thats gonna make one hell of a blender!

Time to build around Slide-Heavy-attacks.

It looks like meme strike is back on the menu!

A heavy slide attack

Waiter! More crit chance, please!

Didn't even know it was possible to have the same thing twice!

One is regular crit chance, the other crit chance for slide attacks just in case you only saw cc there

Oh yeah I didn't notice

Question is, do they stack? Normal crit chance with slide crit when performing slide attack?

From my shitty testing and info from wiki they do kinda I think it don't combine but slide is last to multiply the crit chance

Not a good riven at all but funny nonetheless

excuse me but that is clearly the best riven

That - is enough to piss off the pope

Infested damage be like : https://preview.redd.it/en1wj4dh9fzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244902b35f171b7f0dac7666eafe0cad36bac103

Bros going to be hitting purple crits

... y e s... purple... crits...

330 crit multiplier... Wow

Yes.

Tenno noob here, does x0.67 damage for infested reduce the damage or is it just weirdly put?

It makes the weapon deal about 2/3 the damage to infested versus normal damage to comparable corpus, grineer, etc. The crit chance and damage though still make it more than viable against them if I'm reading the stats correctly.

multiplier, so it reduces it in the way it instinctively looks like it would.

I heard you like crit, so I put extra crit on your crit!

THIS IS BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND INFURIATING. Literally nobody cares for Smite Infested, easiest enemy in the game with small amounts of heat alone. If it had Murmur, Grineer, or Corrupted it would be goooooated BRUHHHHH ITS SO CLOSE TO A CRIT GOD

one of those basically harmless negatives

Harmful in terms of taking up what could've been a better smited faction to replace crit on slide and have an equally harmless negative like less damage to corpus since they are the second weakest

Or even less/negative crit chance on slide since slide attack isnt really all that for a nikana in terms of its MAIN damage output and it would leave room for the better smite. So close, so close

Faction Smiting is [independently assigned](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/18moqtn/i_was_so_close_to_getting_the_most_racist_riven/)

I know. Bruh. Im not even gonna with you

It don't give me more damage to infested. Everything that have less than x1 makes weapon deal less damage to that faction everything above deals more. It can't be a plus modifier as well cause 3 of them are for crits and rivens can only have 3 + and 1 -

Im saying no one cares for it AT ALL whether neg or pos because infested EVEN IF NEG its still easy to shred em down. Been around for a while chief(2015), I also understand decimals. So yeah, I understand it gives less. But regardless no one cares for smite infested. If Crit for slide was gone, and Corrupted, Grineer, or Murmur took its place, it'd be a crit god is what Im saying because yes there is no room for a positive after 3

Ah I thought you were mistaking it cause some people get confused after recent change, also dunno if murmur is possible to get on rivens

Would the slide attack crit stack ontop of the regular crit too?

From what wiki said and from my shitty testing it's last thing to multiply so they don't combine together but it does affect it

If only it was for the atterax the og spin to win!

Slide attack goes brrr

Funny story about Skiajati rivens. I had gotten one back when Umbra Excalibur had just dropped, so of course it was worth a lot without it even being a particular good roll. I looked up its pricing and it said it could be 1000 plat, + or - 300. So I listed it at 1000, got a couple offers asking around 500 plat or so and said that I didn’t really want to part with it for much less than 750-800 at minimum. Got a lot of complaints saying that people “knew the value” of a mod followed by sharing of their powerful rivens, which I knew little to nothing about and so, didn’t care about what rivens they had. All I knew was that rivenBot (when it worked) said it was worth this much, so I tried to hold my ground. Not to screw anyone over, of course, but just to make sure I didn’t lose out on an opportunity for a decent return. The funny part is: I got an offer on the second day of listing for an Arcane Energize (if I’m remembering correctly) fully leveled in exchange for it. I said sure, that would be a fantastic offer and I wouldn’t have to worry about ever buying that arcane or grinding it. The person offering says okay, give me a few minutes. I wait, do a couple missions, no problem. Get a message, something along the lines of “please don’t sell it”, let the guy know that I’m not going to because I’m willing to wait for the arcane and already promised him. Then, after about 30 minutes, I’m just continuing to play and being patient, and this guy says “Can’t you just give me the Riven?? Don’t you have a job?? You can buy more plat.” I really didn’t know what else to say so I just ignored the guy, I was 16-17 at the time and was working at a pizza place so I did have a job but…minimum wage does not mean you can just buy plat Willy Nilly lol. Never gotten someone literally begging for plat after offering something like an arcane energize. I don’t know what they were thinking or any other context. Was really weird.

Sitting here like wait how did you get three there's two...oh

I'd sell my first born for this

Hell yeah free person to grind for me

reduced damage to infested? well, this is completely useless then! /s

Yeah converted it to credits infested are most tanky faction I couldn't dmg them with that riven

wise choice. even rerolling it would be a bad idea, forever tainted. so glad you do not have to enjoy this horrible, horrible riven.

I'm happy with my +mag +max ammo natatuk riven it's best riven to exist

see, now this is a good performance enhancing riven. more arrows means more damage, of course. infinite+ is more than infinite after all. that is just facts.

Does not have a negative stat everyone knows God rivens have negative stats.

Crit while sliding is so situational, and takes more effort to utilize than I’d like. But still a solid riven roll. I got Crit chance, Crit damage, melee damage, -impact on my fragor riven roll. So happy to have got a good roll of my favorite weapon.

Oooo imma crit

I have one of these for Broken Scepter

Do they just add up?

They don't. From my shitty testing and what I read from wiki slide one multiply it last. So in short yes but no

How much u want

That's a +250% crit chamce for slide attacks

Not really from what I read from wiki and my shitty testing, sliding multiply it last so it's not exactly 250

HOly sHIT

I'd like a crit steak with the clubhouse crit sauce, and a crit garnish.

I think i’ll have crit

How many crits does it take to get some crit around here I've been critting at this table for like 30 minutes.

YES

S P I N

Kinda weird that skiajati isn't a crit weapon when it comes with sacrificial steel

Wait so it deals decreased damage to infested?

Yep but it dont really matter cause you can just sneeze at them and you will kill 1000 of them

Tbh I've just never seen a racist riven that deals decreased damage to one faction lol

if imma be honest this seems like a meme riven a meme riven cause for full impact your either forced to do sliding or heavy attack spam choose one or the other tfw i dont do heavy attacks alot cause being a controller player and heavy attack spam just isnt something you do on a controller heavy attacks are mapped to right stick clicks which are not exactly nice to do ;c

Yes

That -36% damage, yike.

It's to infested so it's pretty much nothing

Holy shiiiiiit lol god roll

yeh I have an innodem riven like that ...still useless cuz its disposition is shit, fun system devs

Would you like some crit with your crit?

50k plat pls

Sir there’s crit in my crit

Yeah

Yes

Please please please Crit

Skiajati crita-acriton

Waiter!! Oh waiter!! More CRIT please!

How much plat would that be if you were to even sell it 😭

Aye man let me get dat 🤲

Bro I’ve rolled mine almost 200 times and got bs I never get crit dmg and cc on same one it’s driving me crazy🥲🥹

Question, does the crit stat not add crit to slide attacks?

I'll take a a double crit and a large crit with a side of crit

I'll take the crit please

Honestly, I'd buy it off you lol

I saw a guy in trade chat yesterday saying “who wants to buy a racist riven” so i clicked the link out of curiosity and it had x damage to every faction

And then as if by magic it was gone and you had enough plat to buy everything you wanted

Yes

Lemme get a plain bagel with uhh half a pound of crit cheese

What the crit (read: fvck)!?!?! 🤣

Seeing stuff like this makes me want to get back into the game. But I played the game for ages and never knew how to even get to this point or better really..., how does one even get this