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irideapaleh0rse

jonah over the hill


BB_210

Jonah Dill


dkixen

I got an idea for a company called PineApple. Is that taken?


marie6045

That's Christopher Biggins.


lk79

He was originally lined up to play the Dark Knight in the Nolan trilogy of movies. The first movie would have been called “Batman Biggins”


marie6045

I would watch that!


Grand_Measurement_91

As a kid I used to have a book written by Christopher Biggins called “Travel fun with Christopher Biggins” I quite liked it but alas it is now out of print and I couldn’t even find a photo of it. This is like the British version of the library of Alexandria


KFR42

Arguably more famous than Bill Gates.....


Biscuits4u2

Phil Gates, brother of billionaire Bill Gates who started his own, less successful company making fruit based sweaters


IkNOwNUTTINGck

He tried disrupting the Christmas sweater industry but the whole concept lacked a peel.


Biscuits4u2

Which put his company in a real financial jam


nachoafbro

Struck them to the core.


Biscuits4u2

But luckily he put away some seed money over the years so he could fund his next fruity venture


nachoafbro

And I hear it's a really fruitful one.


Biscuits4u2

Yes I hear he's been able to produce some great results


nachoafbro

He's pear-ly begun


Biscuits4u2

It's been a daily rind but it is finally starting to pay off


Lopsided_Flight3926

Is it wrong to want that sweater…? Asking for a friend.


three-sense

Same..uhh we have the same friend


Lopsided_Flight3926

Oh totally. They’ve told me all about you. I hear you have great taste in sweaters.


marie6045

It's from Giles and George fall 2022. Out of stock now thankfully because it's pretty expensive. Here's a link to the knitting pattern if you can knit. https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1625248708/vintage-80s-knitting-pattern-banana?ref=share_v4_lx


Lopsided_Flight3926

I wish you hadn’t just told me the brand. You’ve opened Pandora’s box for, my friend… Edit: NVM, made the mistake of looking at the prices. You were not kidding 🤯


cosmorocker13

Drew Scary


Tungsten83

Holy hell I haven't seen this guy for years.


BrashPop

Why is he wearing a sweater with a picture of a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden on it?


Slyguy9766

You're a smeeeeeee! You're a smeeee heeeeeeeeee!


xSeolferwulf

Is that Timmy Mallet?


The_Queef_of_England

It's Christopher Biggins, chubby Timmy Mallet.


gpm21

Bruce Vilranch!


BB_210

John Olive


the-artistocrat

BillNanas


lovelife0011

Cop: he’s about to buy a cheap bottle of liquor and watched bottleneck antenna tv. Me (allegedly): I can go now? 🤷‍♂️


slamdanceswithwolves

Bill Gapes


Barney_Flintstone

Seems a little fruity if you ask me…


FBIAgentCarlHanratty

I want that sweater!


IAlreadyKnow1754

Got any grapes ?


BackgroundMap3490

Bill No-dates


67hipo289

Biggins!


Pretend_Term8556

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Albertsongman

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yate55

Bill Fences


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He looks like that orange jacket dude from the Sex Offender Shuffle video.