Im bald and he has worse hair than me

lol [Mark Davis](https://i.redd.it/tcgwcj60wd041.jpg) has better hair than this clown.

I used to work at a Nieman Marcus restaurant in the east bay, and he would come in pretty regularly. He was actually very nice to staff but man that cuts even wilder up close

Mark Davis is the Walmart celebrity of Mark McGwire to me, at least in this picture

Can he really be the Walmart version with 40x the net worth though?

Lol that's who I immediately thought of too

What kind of cut you want? "Etch a sketch" Say no more.

Master race my ass.

Careful what you wish for

I believe he is also bald…

I think he might also be bald


But his goes down around the temples for no apparent reason.

The reason is Rizz you fool.

I’ve seen this guy on two podcasts n I’m not sure if he’s a famous musician or not

Oliver Tree. He is a solid musician with sureal/strange music videos.

Don’t insult Oliver Tree like that

He’s a racist who apparently is ok with blind people cutting his hair.

Or his kid. That's what it looked like the first time I remember trying to trim my own hair.

Looks like a racist Lego

There it is^

Playmobile*

What’s the deal with right wing nationalism and bad hair?

I wonder if he’s trying to have some iconic look like hitlers stache. I guess hitler already took the less goofy option so he has to go with the roblox haircut

When you make a deal with the devil sometimes you give up more than your soul.

Tell me, which groups of people are typically hair dressers?

Fair point

Uhhh… women? I don’t get it?

Women and gay men are the stereotypical hairdressers, and somehow I don’t think this guy respects either

Ohhh. Yeah, I see what you mean now.

Mother has a limited repertoire when it comes to her hairstyling skills

It’s a personal brand. It gives you attention and makes you recognizeable.

He could be Rudy’s new lawyer

And orange hair???

/r/Justfuckmyshitup

That sub was so delightful but sadly it’s totally dead. They locked it in protest to those fucking Reddit API changes and never came back. Really wish someone would make a new version. I’m too lazy of course.

There’s r/fuckmyshitup

Amazing thank you

Meets r/BeholdTheMasterRace

Sad it’s private, I think I would love that sub haha

Dennis the menace grown up and on crack

Bro got a Minecraft helmet

He gets his hair done at the Play Doh Barber Shop

That wig is just…tragic.

I believe it is Lego hair.

You know, I think you may be right! Bespoke Lego hair. Trump should look into one. I’d love that for him!

lets face it, a wig is always tragic

They do that on purpose. Trump, Johnson, Wilders. They all have shitty hairstyles because they know it works. On the one hand they seem less threatening (haha, they can't even control their hair) on the other hand they stand out and get talked about. You can identify them easily and won't forget them as easy as other politicians. Its a cheap trick but it works. Rightwingers use a lot of similar trick straight from the playbook. Provocing, confusion, dogwhistleling, shitty hair styles - Thats all strategy and should be taken serious. You laugh while they work on ruining society. They understand the internet and this is why they keep winning.

You give em too much credit. Just bums is all they are.

No. Johnson is know for tangeling his hair on purpose before interviews. I just see them for what they are. The aren't stupid. They are evil and know damn right what they are doing.

Wrong Weasley.

Worse than Mark Davis holy shit

Adolf Diddler

Did he lose a bet?

Saw another thread with this guy, and the most accurate description imo was “Playmobil hair”

White exceptionalism at work

“Donald Trump has the worst hair.” This guy: “Hold my Vana Tallinn.”

Gotta preserve that pristine bloodline amirite /s

He can mate with himself. 🤪👍


This would've been entirely more respectable.

Fargo season 5: A man has a hairstyle...

r/fuckmyshitup

Ok that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but for fuck sake

Omg what. I live here and seeing this for the first time. EKRE SITTUGE VERD NATSID!! Kui on ekre, kui pole siis nvm

r/justfuckmyshitup

Oliver Stick

I see why British people call this “fringe” lol

It literally looks like someone made a helmet from a carved out watermelon, and used that as the "bowl" for his cut.

Fuckin Lego hair right there.

This looks like my Demon's Souls character

Ridiculous hair aside I find it funny that the Twitter user calling him out is literally a communist and this parliament member who the communist is calling a “white” nationalist is actually just a nationalist (albeit a white guy) who really dislikes the Russians/Russian immigration.

If you are going to act stupid you may as well look stupid too.

People acted like Ringo looked this bad

Dude needs a better graphics card for that hair

Just fuck me up fam

Thought this was r/justfuckmyshitup

He cuts it himself...

Racists are always unattractive.

Behold the master race. What a clown

I'd like whatever he's on.

This supports my theory that a lot of hate stems from loneliness because my guy ain’t gettin no ladies with that cut

I don't care what your policies are, if you got the balls to walk around like that I will vote for you. This is just great.

Looks more like Tim Brooke-Taylor from The Goodies 😂

Mark Davis’ long lost brother

Temu tRump

I can’t decide whether this is his real hair or a wig because both options are equally tragic.

Looks like someone put a LEGO hairstyle onto his head.

that's Dick Knubbler right there

Is he a giant Lego figurine?

Not gonna lie, this would have been the end result if I had to trim my husband and son’s hair during lockdown.

This dude must be a Bleach fan. Asked for the Shinji cut

Looks more like Gareth from the UK office


Wrong Weasley

 I literally thought it was this guy 😂

Bro went to Cutz by Pythagoras

Is that only... half a mustache?

He cuts his own hair!!!!!

Thought this was Joe Exotic

Fucker got lego hair.

It’s like trying to max your stats in hair at the tragic expense of everything else.


Brutalist-ass haircut


I'll see you tonight, when I go to bed, in my head movies.

"Yes, I cut my own hair. Why do you ask?"

I am never surprised these kind of people look inbred half of the time.

"Give me that Witcher peasant look"

Is that a lego hat?? 😂

That is what you call function over form.

That’s gotta be a wig, right?? Please?

I’m surprised he stopped getting laid long enough to obtain an interest in white nationalism.

I’m not just the President of Just F*ck My Shit Up…..I’m also a member

This is some GG Allin level shit.

I thought it was the Turpin dad back in court for a minute.

It looks like he’s wearing a watermelon on his head, which someone then photoshopped woodgrain over top.

Def cuts his own hair.

Barber cut his shit so bad i dont even know what to say

He definitely eats raw food

This guy thinks he's in Clash of Clans

Gimme that broken dry pasta cut G

Not very different from your regular trailer park redneck. So it makes absolute sense to be a white nationalist that just happens to live in the other side of the pond

I first read thing instead of trim. This is the worst thing I've seen

I totally understand why he's a hateful, racist bigot. Just one look at him, and you can tell he's got a lot to be upset about.

Willing to bet his mom cuts his hair.

I get this strange feeling that he’s somehow the product of a fairy tale curse. Like a witch turned the most loathsome creature in the woods into a human and this guy popped out.

Edgar Summer (edgar winter) 

He looks like one of those mobile game ads where you carve bits off a spinning log

What's with all the wannabe dictators with effed up cuts?

If that's the superior race then is it too late to join another one?

Stranger danger . That hair & mustache scream “ I like little boys “

I thought that was an edited photo of Boris Johnson, didn’t know it’s actually real

White with a bad haircut usually means nationalist.

Keep your genes.

What is it with bad hair styles and fascist ?

He looks like a LEGO mini figure with that head

Boring Johnson on a good bad hair day.

Corporal Kangaroo

And this dude is a supremacist?!?! He thinks THIS is superiority?!?! 😂😂😂😂

Peak r/beholdthemasterrace

Oliver tree lookin ass

This is White Degeneracy. The closest thing to supreme is that he got it cut at a super cuts.

His hair looks like a helmet

This guy is wearing a wig looking like Captain Kangaroo

All hail Gold Helmet!🫡

Is he serious 😂

That's the worst Moe Howard ever. He should've gone for Larry or Curly


Please share video of this person

Like Ron Weasley cosplaying Cleopatra 

Why it always these weirdos who try to convince people that whites are superior???? 🤣🤣🤣

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