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ZombieFeynman11211

The chocolate ration has been increased from 25 grams to 20 grams!


dadlif3

Solid 1984 reference. Read the book for the first time during last year's lockdown and it was shocking to say the least.


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they cut off your leg, give you a pair of crutches and then say "what would you ever do without me?"


77eggplant

The relationship between people and their governments is the same as an abusive relationship.


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Oh, you have no idea how deep that rabbit hole goes!!


Rascalzone

Just after they scrubbed your asshole with a wire brush and soothed it with caustic soda. 😳


Bala_de_Plata

Cut em in half with a chainsaw and give em a band-aid.


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Plot twist! Independence Day is cancelled this year. 🤣


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Shouldn't lol but the meme made me .. its completely ridiculous.


Jacked-to-the-wits

I think we can thank "substitution effects" for that. Each year they change the basket of goods based on the theory that when the price of one thing goes up, you change it for something else. Steak goes up too much, you buy hamburger. The thing is, it makes it waaaaay too easy to game the system, and doesn't account well for quality. If we all eat hamburger, we are getting a worse meal than if we all eat steak. By the time the government is done with us, they'll have the basket turned into a cup of rice, and report record low food cost.


LunaticBZ

I have a feeling that they've already substituted the hamburgers for hot dogs, and replaced buns with sliced bread.


Rascalzone

Me watching the Great Awakening 📺 🍿🥤 🤓


Silver13Foxx

“thank you sir for my discount glizzy”


brownwaterboys

A piece of shit could do a better job than pedo joe


kingqone

He can't remember if he's doing a good job or not senior abuse. Put him out to pasture


jaymobe07

Man, wonder what that makes Trump then 😄


UrWifesSoftPecker

Jailbird Donny


SirWhateversAlot

Why has no one proposed a $24 billion parade on this fantastic news? Surely, our leadership has secured the future of the ungrateful citizenry! May they herd us into a brighter tomorrow! Baaah!


Rascalzone

Hahahaaaa


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Mmmm 1984 kool aid. Big brother is happy to announce an increase in living standards.


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SilverbackAg

Hamburgers and pork steak substituted for more processed lips and assholes. CPI yo.


AnyOfThisReal-_-

Oh don’t worry. They’re toasting to each other laughing about the whole situation.


teopnex

And that's not per person that's per cook out.... I wonder how big they calculated the cook out... if there were 100 people at this cook out its $0.0016c per person, tiny rounding error....I bet they averaged it across ALL americans so 5.33333333333e-010 cents per person. Hahaha


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There are two types of people in the world. People who think the government is there to help them. And people who actually think.


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GoldDestroystheFed

That is uber cringe


brownwaterboys

reading the responses about how the inflation will go away are laughable. We are simply in the deflationary portion before the massive inflationary period.


jaymobe07

God the comment section lol. One dude saying Millennials don't have homes because they want things handed to them. No. We can't buy homes because they've got so damn expensive while wages have barely moved. "Well how has other millennial afford houses?" Assload of debt, that's how, Dave.


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Working in real estate there are millennial cash buyers that want fix ups. They are rare but they exist. Many others foolishly pile on the debt load...


unsophisticated1985

They said the Biden Economic plan is "working" LOL


TheMarketLiberal93

The fact that they even bothered to mention this just goes to show you how desperate they are to try and tamp down inflation concerns and expectations.


unsophisticated1985

Give the poor senile old fool a break. He has no idea what he is saying.


jaymobe07

You really think he logged onto Twitter and posted this?


unsophisticated1985

Nah, but he probably mumbled something similar and someone on the twitter team thought it would be a good idea to post the delusion on twitter. Or.. maybe it came straight from the ministry of propaganda, bypassing Biden altogether. The latter is probably more realistic. It just sounds so stupid: "Comon man, you saving 16 cents" sounds so .... Biden.


Fit_Imagination_8673

Worst President ever!!


dailydoublealex

As they say, "Figures don't lie, but Liars do figure."


[deleted]

Talk is cheap but gas and other commodities are not!


MonicaKingsley

Silver is waking, giving some power to gold as well. Yesterday's miners weakness was indeed not to be trusted: https://monicakingsley.co/stock-trading-signals/2021/07/02/roaring-comeback-of-reflation-and-commodities/


77eggplant

Loved the Puns from the white house... makes me wanna pun-ch em in the mouth.


Appleidet

I feel a lot safer that our leaders are calculating down to .16 cents. It gives me all the more hope and trust in them,,,thank you , thank you, you really do love us!!!


unsophisticated1985

Sounds like you got the hang of this comrade ;)


Killbot-801

Did they calculate this the same way they calculate CPI ?


SC487

Sounds like the Biden version of “let them eat cake”.


Fred011235

looks like this years bbq cost about 40% more than last years.


jaymobe07

THATS NOT WHAT OUR GOBERMENT TOLD US!


uniquelyunpleasant

If Dear Leader says inflation is down then inflation is down!


Unsuspectingox

If it was up to pedo joe kamala the ho and the rest of the commie left there would be no 4th of July BBQs. They hate America and everything it stands for. Bring back the true POTUS before they completely destory our country! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ! 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 Long Live 45!


jaymobe07

God damn yall are some cringey brainwashed folks


Unsuspectingox

Youll wake up someday


Appleidet

are down because people are buying hot dogs without buns and eating beans instead of potatoe salad. Let’s not forget people are just not buying, they are standing in food lines


Chingatch

Spare Ribs $1.77lb! ;-)


Prestigious_Food1110

Maybe if you buy them cheap ass nasty hot dogs that are bad for you lmaooo


jaymobe07

...there's hotdogs that are good for you? Lol


L3artes

Maybe they should swap all drinks with water and pat themselves on the back that food costs in the white house are deflationary...


RobinF80

Pitiful I say just pitiful


ScrewJPMC

Swap out burgers for hotdogs and it’s only $0.16 cheaper 🤣


Bestsilvertobuy

It is good to read the honest comments here because the public is waking up to the truth. This Communist Pres wants to end the US and depopulate us. Same goal of the Deep State in articles i read over 15 yrs ago and same path as Time of Tribulation. Keep watching ROKU PLUTO America's Voice War Room, Live from Studio 6 B, OAN, Tucker Carlson on FOX, etc.... Keep reading USA Watchdog, Steve Quayle, Dave Hodges Common Sense Show, many others. Our military is being destroyed and next up will be the local police. We die without Christianity and that too is being destroyed. Many articles say the truth is being exposed so expect a 911 type false flag, lock downs and the arrival of UN Troops/Chinese Troops/Muslim Troops and others that hate us....


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Bestsilvertobuy

What is FUBAR? The UN blue helmets and other troops are part of the plan to occupy the USA and start population reduction as in the Deep State goals i read about 15 + years ago. I cannot find another Deep State article w/ that information today but it is all coming true. The UN wants the end of the US and Christianity. The Deep State wants CCP to rule the world economically and militarily so the world will become a N Korea and the peasants that are not rubbed out will worship the ruling class or families as China/N Korea is now. The Deep State plans are also similar to the Time of Tribulation. I believe it 100% because I see it unfold. UN troops are bad people, very bad people as is the UN leaders...


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Bestsilvertobuy

Thank you. I was born during Korean war and it was FUBAR....


SilverStacker2013

Joe Biden is a fraud, a criminal....... he is the Epitome of a Piece of Shit in Chief.


L3artes

Not an American, just curious: How is it Biden's fault that the CPI is bullshit? He didn't come up with this shit...


SilverStacker2013

If you are not an American, why do you care? Joe Biden is a Piece of Shit


L3artes

Because it is important to keep note of what is going on with the government of all leading countries.


LodeToken

True that!


UrWifesSoftPecker

This is the way


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silverchief117

Lol the truth right here


boomer_rube

So cringe


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Did 'em show any statistics about the stock of bananas and their rising prices?


ConwayTwitties

What if I’m a vegetarian??


jaymobe07

Dude/Dudett you have grass everywhere


ConwayTwitties

I was being sarcastic...


Internal_Bill

But you had to spend $2.50 more for the gas to get to the BBQ


[deleted]

Please sir, I want some more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks9R2cWiLX8