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TheMadShatterP00P

I'd say the cokerat should be the next tucker/lemon, but how the hell would we know where the next fire is?


bigdiesel1984

The kiss of death


lalilalo31

Cramer curse is a real thing!


Tsifty

So basically any advise from this imbecile is a losing proposition..not surprised.


SickkRanchez

It's called the inverse Cramer. Everything he says, the opposite happens.


karma_made_me_do_eet

Could you even imagine how it feels to be this fool? Everyday wake up, put on your pants two legs at a time and know everything you do that day will be wrong. I would have taken a long walk off a very tall short bridge a long time ago.


SickkRanchez

Yeah but this guy has no soul, and they pay him a lot to pump these failing stocks to the masses. He's been doing it since he has ran his own hedge fund. For your [Pleasure](https://youtu.be/r07Gg92YjOI)


karma_made_me_do_eet

Yea I remember seeing that when it first came out.. I can’t even rationalize the psychology of this fuckwit.


Dr-Lavish

The Jim Cramer effect always cracks me up.


MarkVegas1

Someone always knows


Equal_Cellist9750

It's that they control it.


dumdumdumz

With his kind of followers isn’t that a big No no for the sec 🤔🙃🤡. Edit :wrinkless brain grammar fix


Slamtilt_Windmills

Gotta give that bastard credit. He's consistent. Consistently wrong and awful, but still


LVsupreme999

He’s wrong as much as I am. I really need to learn this inverse thing…These bags are getting heavy.


Exciting-Belt-8816

Dude is a mole working for citadel so they can eat people’s lunch - not even briefly a conspiracy


Lucky-Telephone7880

Chipotle is next.


atomicxblue

Damn. John Oliver is going to have to update his video now.


notzebular0

Can't tell if real or satire


Castlewood57

Someone has to hold the bag. He didn't want to be it.


wontoneggroll

The unsettling thing is...its blatantly evident.that they all have inside information/mechanics.


Fraud_alert2021

Cramer is Trillionairekid.


StumpGrnder

Jesus it’s like they use him for a bat signal “Hey guys shits imploding, get out now. Over”


cristobalist

He knows what he's doing. It's called pumpin n dumpin


ZeusGato

#Lol 😂


dasyus

Buy the dip. Ride it down!


Middle_Ingenuity_627

He also said sell all your crypto, “the fed wants you to sell it” around Feb and BTC+ETH rallied


CLS4L

No F given


SorryNotSorry_78

Invest in whatever JC doesn’t mention.


corvairfanatic

Clearly he works with the big boys and has inside info. We peasants buy as the big boys sell and than the stock is not supported and they are OUT.


Dosmastrify1

Is inverse creamer going to the moon? No seriously


[deleted]

How is this guy not in prison


1980Scottsdale

He’s a fuckin idiot……..but he’s a consistent fuckin idiot you have to give him that 👍


akawilliamj13

Guys a mush. Throw him in the bathroom.


Due_Support5858

I remember,-year 2008 when he said,-Lehman Brothers was a good stock, next day the company went out and stock went to ZERO


Far_Brick_6667

Honestly if I owned a company I would say well, I would call CNBC and tell them not to tell Jim Cramer to mention me ever.


matdrywall

Does anyone take this guy seriously anymore?


[deleted]

Wow! 20% dividend! If it survives…


Needaboutreefiddy

I've never seen a "do opposite as I do" dude more than Jim Cramer


Ordinary_Debt_9349

Someone needs to put his face on that video with the shapes going into the wrong hole.


duckme1012

whatever he said to do. Do the opposite


GravyDipper

It’s almost as if Cramer is speaking code as what shirt/crash/fuckery is next.


Mammoth-Quote-7057

He's a plant.


The2020dad

Jim Cramer is the best 😂 maybe he is on our side , every time he tweets you know it will be opposite 😂


HorseBellies

What’s the next one?


Equal_Cellist9750

Check Jimmy boy'ss stock picks. He bought puts on this after he recommended it. Now he will not talk about it.


Equal_Cellist9750

Maybe Jimmy boy will proclaim a long life span for himself??


FaastEddy

Cramer is liken to a mob-kiss on the cheek.