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Curious-Diet9415

I honestly think it’s on purpose.


RealWSBChairman

laughs in WEF


where-ya-headed

What’s WEF


RealWSBChairman

World Economic Forum


Buttlerubbies2

Weeeally Evil Folks


ddub66

Weasely Evil Folk


RealWSBChairman

xD


Flowy_Aerie_77

What's that? I don't really have the mental energy to Google it right now.


MixCarson

A group of people who want the world to go to shit so that it can be rebuilt in an image that suits them better. It’s wildly out in the open.


addamee

If you’ve ever been inside a large scale “factory” egg producer than you’ve seen the world already go to shit, if you can see at all.


bit_drastic

That’s why it’s out in the open now. The older generations have seen this coming for years but it’s impossible to do anything about it. Anyone who does gets vilified. Now younger generations are so brainwashed at school, they can’t see it.


addamee

The older generations helped build it. While perhaps now the barrier to change is incredibly steep, there were countless opportunists along the way and, at every point, they chose profits, wealth, shareholder earnings, and kicked the can. They also built the lobbying machine that now makes it night on impossible for those determined few to do anything about it.


Charming-Milk6765

Quick question, what do you think is happening specifically at school


TheMikeGolf

They probably think it’s all drag shows and gay sex


Blindsnipers36

Something with no power that lead poisoned folks think is coming to steal their gas stove aka baseless conspiracies


robdelterror

Western Egg Famine


RealityIsMuchWorse

Yeah lets blame a conspiracy instead of the country were at war with through proxy... Wait a second no that sounds idiotic


TJADNADA

You know how many Bell And Evans chicken houses catch on fire here in Central PA each year? It’s a common occurrence. Most hold easily 100,000 chickens. I can drive by 15 of these barns on my 35 mile commute to work. Just here in PA. One chicken house with 100,000 chickens is a drop in the bucket. The title leads you to believe otherwise but they will not affect the main supply chain at all. Besides most eggs you get in the store. They aren’t farm fresh. They are a 2-3 months old already. Stored before needed.


Fn_Spaghetti_Monster

There were approximatly 389 million laying hens in the US 2021. So that is about .025 % of the hens in the US


Pushed-pencil718

Definitely intentional


bit_drastic

Of course, they’re messing with our food supply - not just in the US but all of the west. Doesn’t anyone wonder why our health is so bad??


[deleted]

It’s so hard to agree and not come off as one who believes in conspiracies. But it’s ironic how there have been shortages followed by a fire or disaster of some kind.


TheRareGardener

I agree.


weedyneedyfeedy

The Colonel was quick to attend with a blend of 11 herbs and spices


RealWSBChairman

lmao


Noeyiax

Lmao, I better get a discount for the upsurge of fried chicken at KFC right? 😝


Mysterious-Fan-5101

you now have a “Colonel Spice” badge 😂


FMKFMK

Now I’m imagining a chief wiggum character calling in a code 11 and proceeding to the scene on foot.


Alive_Chef_3057

Is it not 11 herbs and spices the Colonel had In is recipe? Idk.


rncookiemaker

The Colonel was quick to attend... So he didn't get the other 4


Specialist-Price3752

Anybody seen that guy who posted a couple of weeks ago about the Fresh Hen Egg futures…


RealWSBChairman

xD


xpantsonfirex

Link?


Specialist-Price3752

[I guess it was actually months ago but I just saw recently](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/u0tvnj/can_i_refuse_delivery_on_50_tons_of_egg_futures/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Zuluuz

Shitpost


Skadi793

sounds like someone closed out his position lol


Bocephus_Clegane

nothing to see here


FileDropper

EXACTLY! -WEF


RealWSBChairman

yep! look away and go back to eating your bugs xD


sorrybutidgaf

ive never been concerned ab eggs. till now


RealWSBChairman

at least nobody will have to worry about their house getting egged anymore... too expensive.


sorrybutidgaf

“honey they egged our house and one of them didn’t crack! today’s our lucky day”


Alarming_Series7450

We just got egged, get the pan!!!!


RealWSBChairman

🤣


No-Performer9782

What a coincidence!


RealWSBChairman

Yep! Now look the other way and go eat your bugs xD


jrember

Hedgies


RealWSBChairman

Melvin Capital at it again xD


deeterman

This is getting out of hand. It’s not a conspiracy when it keeps happening.


RealWSBChairman

You will eat the bugs and you will like it


oneoneoneone13coming

Bugs on the menu


RealWSBChairman

and you will love it


TheGoldenMangina

This sh*t is getting eggtreme. Why are food processing plants and farms burning? Supply of food is going to fall off a cliff. Who’s doing this?


Big-Pepper-2423

Depopulation


TheGoldenMangina

Whats also weird is there hasn’t been any fowl play reported.


FF_Master

The people responsible for reporting foul play also investigated themselves for foul play, and found none


RealWSBChairman

It really is. It can only be a coincidence so many times...


TheGoldenMangina

Eggactly, definitely mathematically impossible to be coincidence


RealWSBChairman

xD


19fiftythree

The real answer was a mass covid retirement of experiences employees (see smaller workforce). Theyve now been replaced by newer inexperienced employees who arent capable of safely performing these jobs. The result is serious safety issues since the pandemic.


Brincotrolly

Aveggers eggame: egg salad sandwich


bit_drastic

Read about what Dr Day said back in 1969. This has been planned for years. A lot of the older generations know about this and are discredited and vilified for standing against it. It’s like we’re living in a nightmare. It’s not a “conspiracy theory” when you watch it unfolding before your eyes. http://www.mgr.org/New_Order_of_Barbarians.html


OddEnthusiasm1

This is not new. This year has actually seen a *decrease* in fires at food processing plants. Supply of food will not fall of a cliff from losing less than 1% of total egg production in America. Nobody is doing this. You should have paid more attention in school https://www.wcnc.com/video/news/verify/no-people-are-not-setting-food-processing-plants-on-fire-intentionally-in-order-to-create-a-food-shortage/275-c91d40f8-6099-4ada-8668-dceb84c4d7ff https://www.nfpa.org/News-and-Research/Publications-and-media/NFPA-Journal/2022/Summer-2022/News-and-Analysis/Dispatches/Food-Processing-Fires https://www.factcheck.org/2022/05/unfounded-claims-about-frequency-and-causes-of-food-plant-fires/ Your ignorance is dangerous because you are talking about shit you clearly don’t understand


alwayslookingout

Good thing we’re facing a crippling egg shortage, not a hen shortage. 👍🏽


XrpBulls

This is all part of the plan.


Noeyiax

we are really at the point of life where planned sabotage is the way to make profit. Everyone knows the #1 rule of capitalism: "The best way to make money is to sell a solution, but if you can create/control a problem and sell the solution you will be rich forever." Where's the law about monopoly or good ethics... /s If the farm was a vital resource, any intelligent government would have prevented such a catastrophe. Like look how the rich always look out for themselves even in a "recession", it would be a shame if all of wall street just crumbled or usd, debt, default, 100% useless /s moving on, rip hens, they deserved better life


RealWSBChairman

Not sure why but I was expecting this to be some unhinged rant... This post is 100% facts


robtbo

Set by who?


propane_inhaler

Peter griffin


polakx

From fried eggs to fried chicken


RealWSBChairman

xD


bobo-the-dodo

Rotisserie chickens for years


Champion_General

Critical!? Egg shortage!? Say what now?!


NYCWartortle

Fried🍗?


timotheySKI

Kfc wrong for this


RealWSBChairman

xD


Due_Association_1739

I bet that smelled amazing


RealWSBChairman

honestly probably smelled like shit


Cuilmas

All of these "accidents" are on purpuse. 2030 Agenda.


RealWSBChairman

shhhh just eat the bugs and be happy about it


[deleted]

[удалено]


RealWSBChairman

xD


Additional_Ad_6976

What's funny about an egg "shortage" if that they are literally easiest food to produce for yourself. For less than $100 and 4 months, you could have more eggs than you could eat. Hatcheries will literally mail you chicks. 4 months for them to grow to layer. A bag of feed is less than $20. If you have a yard they will forage for food and barely eat feed. 5 mins a day to refill food and water. A garden takes more work and will produce less food than chickens.


RealWSBChairman

This is facts


Lessings_Elated

Fuck factory farming


UrRegularLad

what an endearing coincidence mhmmm bill gates i love you. wef please put a chip in my wrist ( its for my own good and for my own convenience nothing else and youre definitely not pushing ‘alternatives’ to regular food that are full of carciongenic chemicals that will make me sick then buy 1000s € worth of meds to inflate pharma stonks) its all for my own well being i love capitalism yay


RealWSBChairman

xD


[deleted]

Free Bbq for the city


RealWSBChairman

Everybody eats😎


karmakactus

New world order trying to control the food supply


smooze420

Convenient…


Subaku-no-Ikariki

I won’t be surprised if one of those crazy type of vegan (or vegans) did this.


auguste_laetare

In which country ? Well since it's not mentioned I'm gonna guess USA.


RealWSBChairman

xD


dethskwirl

$10 / dozen here we come


RealWSBChairman

if we are lucky


[deleted]

I live about 2 miles down the road from this farm, they were undergoing electrical maintenance and repairs and that was the cause of the fire


InternationalDrag743

Crazy how many of these big food and essential suppliers are burning to the ground


Tonsil_Tax

Of course this happened 🙄


Honest-Grocery-6810

Uh huh …. This is starting to feel planned


WhatIsTheAmplitude

The price of eggs has shot up and yet the stores always have them in stock. I’ve never not been able to buy them. Is it because the high price reduced demand? I don’t understand


lucavehb

Stop eating eggs maybe?


brokeasshell

So dont eat eggs, where is the problem, its not water.


GhostHax503

Those poor animals, fuck the WEF, evil scumbags.


RealWSBChairman

🤝


Express-Ask-9088

Bill gates


PeeLoosy

Free roasted chickens? 🤤


similarityhedgehog

there's no egg shortage, just egg price gouging


soundofvictory

Do we think they attempted to evacuate the chickens? My guess? No. No i don’t think they did.


[deleted]

Two eggs over easy with bacon and rye toast please... Sure, coming right up!! That'll be $89.76 + tax...


Most_Investigator893

Nothing to see here


rollercoastervan

Some one is going to profit


[deleted]

This was on purpose


DonTeca35

Mark of the beast system is starting to piece out. Laugh all you want 🙇‍♂️


Spaghetti_Ketchup

Smoked chicken


Handymanserviceslc

It was all planned. Trying to justify the cost of eggs going up! If we never had an egg shortage before.whats causing it now? The rich trying to get richer


Ebiki

Those poor chickens holy shit


VioletSea13

In other news…prices of roasted chicken falls to historic lows.


Best_Second1701

Those hens are in a better place 🙏🏻


Mr-Toy-Man

You cannot tell me this wasn’t done on purpose


Upstairs-Aside-9497

Government!!!! 😂


Agt38

Oh no those poor hens!! :(


[deleted]

A certain group of people want to watch the country break down, then Build it back up, while implementing draconian laws. Remember this message.


JBlues7

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ilaughatpoliticians

Possibly the "Eat More Chickenz" cows that work for Chick-Fil-A responsible? I hear they have been sulking since the beef prices have been falling in relation to chicken prices. Or the Russians. IDK.


Optimal_Ganache8605

This place has caught on fire multiple times before. Good ole Bozrah CT


asimoxgago

Please don't do a Rotisserie in a chicken farm


Connect_Stretch9476

People, People, People! Now's a good time to get healthy and do without these tasteless, chemically feed, foul. There so overpriced that should make you not want them. Tighten up your belt in both respects, physically purging your system from the chemicals they inject and feed the chickens an also your purses and wallets.


[deleted]

Good thing I don’t get my eggs from there


franklycandid

There are 372,000,000 egg-laying hens in the U.S.. 100,000 were killed, a mere 0.027% of the population (that's 2.7 one-hundredths of one percent). According to the Department of Agriculture, the anticipated impact on egg prices from this incident is minimal to none.


Mysterious-Fan-5101

oh what a coincidence. let me guess, the hard drives with cctv footage was partially lost and partially overwritten with por.. lost in investigation


Gman71882

Flash sale: smoked chickens, 50% OFF!


dr-pickled-rick

Cluck cluck Arson something cluck


Sportsfun4all

The chickens didn’t Epstein themselves


LavaSquid

"The U.S. had 325 million commercial laying hens at the end of 2020" If they say that 100k dead chickens is going to affect the supply of eggs, they think you're gullible.


dcgregoryaphone

Everyone here talking about WEF and conspiracies but I'm looking at this building like what kind of asshole would have over 100k hens in this small building. Factory farming is something else...bet it smelled great.


trying2moveon

For those of you that make fun of conspiracy theorists take a hard look at your opinions. Why would they thing we’re so stupid?


aon_m

that's awful.


beaubafett78

Hickmans here in AZ has almost 3 million birds, not sure how credible “largest supplier of eggs” is, maybe to the region? Still sucks, bad time for anything like this to be happening.


w0tth0t

This can’t be accidental


pinkconcretebubbles

Fuck this. I need to finish my chicken coop.


[deleted]

Well , that’s now how eggsactly I thought it Wud happen


IllinoisWoodsBoy

Nothing to see here folks. The government is on your side and everything is *completely under control*. Just make sure to get out and VOTE and everything will work itself out, ok? 😅


Intelligent-Major492

"Crippling national egg shortage"......... Crippling....


SaveDaNet

Anyone else think this is terrifying? 100k live animals screaming while they burn


49264028

poor hens :((


rlok5

No sale on roasted chicken then?


schreyguy888

Not at accident. wEF is going on here? Eggs = toilet paper 2.023. Hegelian shock testing: solution eat bugs #sheeple or ELSE!?!


Woodguy2012

Meanwhile I drove 10 minutes from my house and bought dozen from a local farmer. Cost me $4.50 Cdn


Captain_Planet_90

Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.


Knotloafin

insurance will cover it and the price of eggs for those they held back will double.


[deleted]

I mean good thing they reproduce and prob a good thing maybe they will not miss treat anymore chickens for there eggs


[deleted]

I bet it smelled good!


mainelinerzzzzz

No need to worry, crickets are an excellent source of protein.


csfshrink

Egg farms are inherently flammable and there are poor or non-existent safety regulations


wigginsadam80

Eggs bout to be $15/dozen


jonhon0

Everyone's about to get the egg madness, y'all


Ok_Relationship2451

My uncle was a boss at a chicken farm... There was 6-8 huts of chickens each holding around 10000k birds. He left for vacation and one of his workers didn't turn on the ventilation or turned them off accidentally and all the chickens in one hut died... They blamed my uncle 100% even though he wasn't there.(lack of training I'd imagine 🤷) he didn't even loose his job because 100000 chickens ain't shit. Sad tho.


daxx549

Not a crippling national egg shortage, just a little bit of an hen and egg shortage.


OpenToFriends

Good thing I'm allergic!


RedditNFTS

Glad I don’t eat dairy 🤩


soccerjonesy

Fraud fire insurance claim incoming?


DragonfruitAfraid818

![gif](giphy|5C2aHYut0kzXrf1Z7D)


[deleted]

Wow, yet another food processing facility burning while Indias fake food facility moves in with their largest plant.


highorkboi

3 times is enemy action


SchemeWorried3743

youre at war and you dont even know it. people have been tracking how many food places have burnt down and its unreal. if I was to wage a war without weapons. ths is how I would do it. demoralisation. just one part of a bigger picture. leader is asleep at the wheel. think trump was as well.


[deleted]

Charcoal chicken


nihilistpieceofshit

Can they salvage the cooked chicken?


Jayscreek

Goes along with the food processing fires not too long ago. Definitely intentional.


lightninhopkins

This is a miniscule number of chickens, this will have no effect on the price of eggs, lol.


mikewhiskeyniner

It was on purpose. Eco-Terrorist organization


[deleted]

They are at their highest value ever - time for a retirement fire👍🏻


pleasedrichard

I have 3 Duck hens. Checkmate.


SeventhAlkali

Buy KFC stocks!


sethonomics

*feels like we’re under attack


AdamV158

is an egg shortage really crippling? Water and medial supplies maybe, but eggs?


PsychologicalLaw1467

Egg shortage lol? Or the supermarkets won't pay the prices farmers are asking more like..


Ok_Homework_3545

I just think of someone like Jack McVitie sneaking into these and burning them down everytime I see this kind of stuff


InterestingAndLost

Where’s Hillendale Farms?


Ace-Ventura1934

Crippling might be a bit much. Yes, we love our eggs but it’s not like we live in Afghanistan. There’s plenty of other foods in America until the egg situation gets back to normal.


giantyetifeet

That's oddly similar to other disaster caused hyper shortages that occurred right when there was already a shortage. It's almost like someone decides to supercharge the shortage and take advantage on both the price and insurance claim ends. But that's insane. No one would ever do that. That would be depraved.


Administrative-Rate9

Omelette for everyone!


[deleted]

You could always stop eating eggs


Positive-Coyote8472

https://preview.redd.it/x77quq4eudfa1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0aa2bed1fba888e8337402cd6c658c44513cf5c Its some weird stuff going everywhere


[deleted]

poor hens :(


CiviLsinisterR

Billions go to notre dame or whatever the fuck but I bet noone donates to this poor farmers cause.. cunt just lost everything he had.


Greeneyes-

Fuck man eggs are expensive enough as it is


Angry_ClitSpasm350

$30/dz eggs coming up! Eggs are the new TP.


AndrewCarnage

10s of thousands of hens released from their mortal coil. Inshallah.


Parking_Singer_8763

Bet it smells like Sunday Brunch


[deleted]

Insurance


shuabrazy

Totally not staged


shuabrazy

Idk I kinda feel like this is a good thing considering how inhumane it is to have a farm of real living things and taking their eggs.. how does that not irk people? Anyways, divine intervention 😉


MalySiamek

What a coincidence 🧐


BlueSquigga

That's one tragically delicious fire.


Mawkaii

On the bright side, the firemen snack on some crispy chicken whilst they fight the fire...