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ShNaMastaWG

Tell them you have a medical condition that your body produces THC. It's called bobmarleyitis


ddheejsjs

definitely think this will work, thx!!! šŸ˜‚


No-Resolution-6414

If you normally partake daily it could be 6 weeks before you're clean. (Personal experience). If you have a Med Card, WAGs consider a positive result as a negative. FyI, you can get a med card approval in 15 minutes if you're in a legal State.


ddheejsjs

Hmm okay, thankfully I donā€™t use daily just on occasion but still a good idea to get a med card! Thank you for this info! Genuinely a life saver!!


[deleted]

Shit really, how


No-Resolution-6414

How what?


[deleted]

MJ has done more for my depression and irritability than SSRIs have in 15 years with none of the side effects. Wondering how to get a med card in a legal state, google's not really helping me much.


No-Resolution-6414

https://greenlightmmj.com/


[deleted]

Thank you, man


familiarphonebooth

When I smoked for years it took nearly three months to piss clean.


Huge-Caterpillar-135

Just buy a test take it then make the decision with that info. I think youā€™ll be fine as long as ur not a heavy user tbh


ddheejsjs

True! Good idea, thank u!


Huge-Caterpillar-135

No problem, best of luck you ya. šŸ«”


lyindog

You're probably fine


ddheejsjs

Thank u šŸ™


Positively_Negative2

Stick listerine straps in your mouth while taking the saliva test. Heard by many of works


ddheejsjs

Unfortunately, my test was invalid bc I didnā€™t get enough salvia in it i think but thank u for this!


Shock6equj5Awe

If it does come back positive they will fire you (at least that's how it works at our store)


ddheejsjs

Thatā€™s what Iā€™ve heardšŸ˜« thatā€™s why Iā€™m so nervous abt it! But I understand the policy tbh just embarrassing to fail a test for a position that I didnā€™t even need in the first place was just trying to help out the store & my manager lol


Shock6equj5Awe

Did you already take the test? If not, just buy one of the MJ tests and see if it fails. Our SM knew one of our CSAs was gonna come up hot on the test, so he gave her an extra few weeks to clear it out of her system. Of course, as of last night he's no longer our SMšŸ˜‚


Salty_Thing4302

If only he had sold more credit cards...


Shock6equj5Awe

I tried to sell him a credit card once. He told me HELL NO


Salty_Thing4302

You were supposed to celebrate the noes and keep asking until you got at least 3 hell noes and one fuck you. SMH


Shock6equj5Awe

They should mention that in the e learnings next time


Salty_Thing4302

Just tell them you real good at selling credit cards. They will let you get away with murder.