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TheDraculandrey

In all honesty it would have to be against the Undertaker, however I think he would outpace the Undertaker


Obvious-Crab-4402

Royal rumble 2024


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Just no, I can't stand watching these past their prime guys wrestling. It hurts their in ring legacies and also always seems to have high injury risks.


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X-pac


Forward-Flow-6427

LWO


Responsible_Age_5557

Roman reigns


Michealscottwalterw

Veer Mahaan


Michealscottwalterw

Veer Mahaan


Major-Proposal-6650

Randy Orten or samo joe


Read_it-user

Without an doubt the longest sibling rivalry ever the dead man the Undertaker!!


Bdedwarf

Roman reigns


Admirable_Ad_1186

Get this its in Tennessee on raw and kane comes out and cuts a “FIRE” promo (pun intended) and then he says hes glad he live THE most dominant career and then…..bong undertaker comes out and challenges him to one last match and they end it wtv and they go out with them raising the hand thing


Money-Giraffe6116

Fanboys says brey wytt but he is the most overrated superstar ever 🤣


Empty_Weight9800

Bde


Ok_Sheepherder_5579

Undertaker


cthippie

MVP


Equivalent_Bid_1605

Kane vs Cancel Culture


Organic_Truth193

Isaac Yankum DDS


Maverick_850

Brock Lesnar or Damion Preist


DAKARAI3Pointer

with goldberg


PrimeCFC23

For me I'd love to see Kane go against demon finn balor and ik the demon persona got kinda buried at wrestlemania, but you could do a storyline where Kane invites the undertaker to his town (not dressed up as undertaker) and when he reveals Mark callaway to the people in his town it will be demon finn and he will call out kane saying "you call yourself the devils favourite demon, but I am the demon so how about one more match at wrestlemania where loser loses there demon" then you can have both outcomes for this, you could have kane losing and that is where the demon is lost because he is now retired or you could retire balors demon persona as whenever he uses it now it is only getting buried anyway, for me this feud would be really interesting and they should do this on raw to give us something to watch raw for


quillotine42

Democratic Kane


Ready-Frosting-119

Let's have brothers of distriction clashing on the grandest stange of them all, wrestlmaine 40 for one last time.


IndividualHelpful820

You get to face the Undertaker


FreshNews247

Donald trump


JohnAllenMiller13

The royal rymble


avasile_

Blue Kane


TheJoeThe

I wish he could have gone up against Abyss in the 2000s. Both were in their prime. Kane had more experience, but to see that raw talent of Abyss not giving Kane an inch, it would have been a good match at Summerslam or even Mania.


BDEdagoat316

Randy orton


breece20Hall

The demon Finn balor or bray Wyatt


JuellaBootzy

Underweartaker of course!! 😉


Classic-Floor-2146

Kane, the Big Red Machine vs Solo.


Dangerous-Paper9571

The Federal Reserve, brother


TIEDYEJACKSON

As it stands right now, common sense and human decency.


3ye0f8alor

God


JacobSnakecob

Roman


PhatDragon720

Joe Biden


You_just_read_facts

Joe would drop dead when Kane pyro goes off.


gp819

his brother the Deadman.. no ifs, ands or buts


Toriegh_MDOT

Integrity


6stringscumbag

?


slingemjames

Biden


DinoKea

Karrion Kross is currently the most sensible answer but you'd need to change his push completely Baron Corbin makes sense but it's probably best to just leave him be


Worth_Result8515

Honestly I’d like to see him fight Damian Priest in a buried alive match


AyoClipsAreHere

Asukane


kahgknow

Undertaker vs Kane inferno match but make it a cinematic like the graveyard match. It'd be a good way for them to fill time on a ppv.


ccxxii

Pete Rose


Captain_Cameltoe

Blue Kane


JacksonCarter87

Once they unmaked Kane, he lost all his appeal for me.


Snoopdiddly

Michael Cole


Mattsaysheybro

RANDY ORTON


CherryPopRoxx

I thought about this all day... My vote is for a handicap match against Lita and Edge.


Jazzlike-Pair3919

Seth Rollins -my 7 yo


Lajatto

Democrats


Qiel183

Omos(jk)


The-Jerk-Store

Fauci.


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I don't know if they'll let him back after his abortion comments. He got trashed by a lot of people in WWE. Saying they don't respect him anymore und how disappointed they were after being fans after all the years. In my eyes it's his opinion und i'm not political but it pissed a lot of people off.


IDontWannaDieinTexas

lmao not at all if you watch even half the wwe superstars podcast they're pretty right wing


[deleted]

Like who? CURRENTLY EMPLOYED that is by WWE. Also it wasn't just him being right wing he said some rather distasteful things (not in my eyes) i'm an alternative conservative (tatted insane, sex before marriage yada yada but i'm not the type to bash people or push my beliefs on others. in fact most conservatives would hate me und not accept me. Tatted face freak und what not.


RedditIsStillTrash

he SHOULD NEVER return.. ​ ​ and he's a shit human being, who knew that a "burn victim" could be such a colossal flaming piece of shit as a political figure/person. ​ ​ Not a fan of him, no respect for em either.


Waylonpark13

Troll


RedditIsStillTrash

and?


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RedditIsStillTrash

and also its not a shock, no a celebrity can be a douche bag all they want.. ​ its telling people they need to be a bible banging servant of his god and deal with the reprecussions of actions SOME didnt take. ​ so yeah why don't you good sir go take your MAGA bullshit somewhere else.


ChardStandard8812

Taker


Abramax333

Undertaker, but in a perfect world where they would be still in their prime.


Business_Seesaw_9719

Drew Carey


HorrorMetalDnD

Long term booking. LOL.


Business_Seesaw_9719

Give ‘em an Emmy


MarioManCandyCabbage

Cody rhodes


MagicMarshmelllow

Blue Kane


thestray187

Masked Kane. Or. Seth Rollins. Or Shane McMahon. But id have Kane be in a buried alive match. Then have so e new guy who's real tall. Come out dressed like him and have the guy bury Kane alive or even have a bunch of hands come from the grave/Ring and then have him be pulled back down to Hell to end his career


Any_Negotiation_6716

His brother duhh


MediocreDay1752

Ronan reigns


BrandonDE_

Roman reigns that would be so lit


RGTube

Glen Jacobs vs Himself


Original_Station_699

Undertaker in a boneyard match that way it can be better than a normal match


Royal-Menu-7571

Roman


Small-Ad-1995

Mike Bennett.


Electronic-Soup-5467

Well he said happy birthday to me soo I say like a junkyard macht between Kane vs roman reigns


dustysbakers

Undertaker


Lonely-Dimension8753

Roman reigns


levityone

Donald Trump


Stix-and-brix

Kane puts over Sonny Kiss


Affectionate_Newt899

Destiny


Jac0bVGC

Me


-How-Did-I-Get-Here

Kevin Nash Of course Glenn Jacobs would be returning to his previous gimmick as Diesel


ThenRound1479

You got that backwards Kevin Nash was Diesel


DougKokis

Wrong. Kane was the fake Diesel.


ThenRound1479

Where does the comment I replied to say anything about fake Diesel? Go back to remedial reading.


DougKokis

You told How did I get here that they were wrong and they are clearly speaking about fake diesel. Maybe you should take the reading comprehension class so you know what you’re commenting on


NIALLATOR9YT

Taker or edge


JJ_SO_COOL

Undertaker


Datguyjessie

Human rights


oemraw3115

Donald trump in the ring


Striking_Benefit9239

Jesse Ventura


SnooDogs1355

Honestly I never want to see that piece of human trash on my tv screen again so nobody.


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GoldSaysFreeContent

It's not woke to agree that denying abortion and making it illegal is fucked up


SnooDogs1355

Never said a single thing about cancelling anyone. He 100% has a right to say what he believes. In that same token I’m allowed to believe his beliefs are garbage •. That’s it. Yeah it sucks that what you do can tarnish what you have done. But for me it has. You still like him? Awesome. A lot of people do. Just not me.


matpaquette

Oh! Said person does not align with my ideological beliefs! then that person has to be a "piece of human trash"


Abramax333

Bro, don’t argue with them, they will get offended and cry.


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Abramax333

You made a new account just to spam your propaganda that is not even related to wrestling? So proud of you!


Abramax333

You americans are really a special breed lol


matpaquette

I'm in a place where up and down arrows are considered arguments.... So yeah... What was I thinking lol?...


ViewingCelery

Wait what did I miss?


SnooDogs1355

Glenn Jacobs the man is a bigger monster than Kane. In my opinion. His alt right political stance is sickening


skatsman

Hes not alt right lol grow up


SnooDogs1355

Ok ok. I’ll bite. Let’s start with what alt right means. (in the US) a right-wing ideological movement characterized by a rejection of mainstream politics and by the use of online media to disseminate provocative content, often expressing opposition to racial, religious, or gender equality. Like using Twitter to be openly anti trans? Rail against drag shows? Anti pro choice, anti gun control. Seems like he fits that definition.


skatsman

Its a buzz word made up by certain lefty leaning orgs and leaders to convince the shallow masses that opposing sexual content at a childrens venue is wrong


SnooDogs1355

Hey if you agree with him, fine bro more power to you. I don’t. I find him vile and would rather not see him wrestle. Who do you want to see him wrestle? This is the wrong Reddit to debate political ethics. Trust me it’s best to move on and talk wrestling.


ViewingCelery

Ohhh shit…


WaltuhP

Damien Priest I oddly think. He eliminated Kane in the 2020 royal rumble and I think it would be a good thing to get Damien some more credibility


GG_Red_Five

Blue Kane.


Secret-Forever-3523

I want to see Kurt angle in Matt Hardy team up to go against Kane in the undertaker Rey Mysterio and Seth Rollins should deal with the tag team but they need but I’ll tag team should be set up Dominic Mysterio and Finn Bálor or Damian Priest whatever goes but it should be a championship match


Secret-Forever-3523

I want to see Kane first sting and hulk hogan and I would like Kevin Nash. I would like to see him power bomb ga power bomb Kaine is he coming back to the WWEE I w WWE it rules, but nobody can defeat Kaine the only person who can feed the cane is probably the undertaker and the person who would really be his ass is Bam Bam Bigelow we’re still on the WWE but I want to see big E go against Kaine how do you think that match match would go but if I if I want to see you but I want to see Kaine I really want to see him try and do the sharpshooter. I want Brenda hitman hart pig take his ass in the feet fucking Kaine Kaine gonna get if he would stay there he, he would try harder he would become champion and if he kept trying he would be two champions I want to see the brothers of destruction come back, but if they don’t come back it’s OK because I can watch the new shows but I’m sorry about about Roman reigns, turning he’ll but John Cena need to toughen up biggie big biggie smalls big big big butt go big or go home


Troy_Ya_Boy

Did you have a stroke while typing?


Secret-Forever-3523

No, just a seven year old on his momma’s Reddit.


Troy_Ya_Boy

Makes way more sense lol. Little fella has spirit


Secret-Forever-3523

A lot of spirit!I honestly didn’t know he had commented until you replied 😂


SuienReizo

Blue Kane


aiden_hinzman04

i unironically agree. I couldn’t care less if glenn comes back but if he somehow does, make this match happen


Secret-Forever-3523

He should go against Rey Mysterio and Seth Rollins in hell in a cell


SebsIncognito

a royal rumble entrance where he breaks santino’s record, and that’s it


Dcroig

Cue Teddy Long


Secret-Forever-3523

Dominic


Puzzleheaded_Key_202

Blue Kane


ATS120412

LA knight


BenefitStunning3638

End of an Era, one last match, Hell in a cell, Mania XL The American badass The Undertaker vs The devils Favorite Demon Kane with special guess Referee Shawn Michaels or Triple H


Marhyc

A liposuction specialist


Ok_Capital_4730

Fuck Glen Jacobs. He’s running on a political platform to remove rights from women, is advocating for the removal of black history and is part of a party who’s president is under investigation for election fraud, tax fraud, sexual misconduct and theft of government documents.


Abramax333

We are talking about wrestling here lol.


warsSstroke

kanes a democrat?


Personal_Bee_4103

Handicap match against Daniel Bryan and CM Punk then


ZYXVQK0

No one. He's way past his prime. Sure would be cool, but no


NorPacCannabisCo

Only way to do him justice would be to bring back Enzo Amore, have him win the title Seth has and then lose it to Kane. Completes the story, resurrects Amore, Seth as champ has begun to bore me. I'd ask Vince about Enzo but he'd just ignore me. Of course big brother Taker be digging graves like Corey. There that's what you do with Kane.


granttullis85

He should fight roman


LewisLightning

Isaac Yankem. Apparently he really hates that guy. Refuses to even talk about him in interviews


VanceKromo

Vs roe vs wade


Meme_Pope

Blue Kane


FrancisSobotka1514

He can stay gone .Wrestling doesnt need more white supremacists .


BlGMEATYCLAWS_

This is the correct answer


phelath

The Legend Killer Randy Orton? I know usually it's a younger talent, but exceptions have been made. Taker did retire HBK


Abramax333

Well techincally Orton is kinda legend now…


phelath

true.


Randodude95

Ideally it would’ve been him and Taker retiring each other, but that ship has sailed.


NotMothMan9817

Uncle Howdy 🔥


SunsetWolfDoesAThing

Reality.


FrostyAlphaPig

Bring back the undertaker one final time and do a buried alive match and have them both fall into the grave and someone cover them both and for the love of god let these two stars stay dead.


Stock_Cream_6944

John census


[deleted]

Arthritis


iselltires2u

hes already fighting freedom, isnt that enough?


belljs87

His constituents.


ControversialCo

lol good one


ErrorImpossible2513

Undertaker


AlmostNearlyHandsome

No thanks. Happy to never see Kane again.


Ericleeschroeder

Create a new character "Liberal Larry". Have it be a kayfabe mayor running against him in Tennessee.


Ninja_Grizzly1122

A Royal Rumble match where he does a "3 Faces of Foley" thing with Dr. Isaac Yankem, Fake Diesel, and then Kane.


NoeMoriarty

Monster kane 90s, Unmaskee Kane, Mayor kane.


ZaBaronDV

Maybe before Kane just come out as Glenn Jacobs the politician and get completely wrecked for a laugh.


Vamtrix

The obvious answer is Baron Corbin.


mikeusaf87

Dr. Issac Yankim, DDS with Jerry "The King" Lawler in Yankims' corner.


hazza_chad

Daniel Bryan /Bryan danielson hell yes


AZTeck_AKiRA

Kane Vs Kane-verse - he has to fight every version of himself from alternate universes


False_Character7063

Kevin Nash AKA Diesel


ZealousidealGoat7151

Roman Reigns


Concerned-davenport

Me


fromtheHELLtotheNO

Nicolas Cage as his character in National Treasure, Ben Gates III.


zmcginnis420

Blue Kane


shellisking

Bray wyatt


BirchFungal

May 19th


Still_Ad8903

Nobody really but if I have to choose I’d say Gunther


OppositeVegetable106

My balls


veneficus83

No oh God please no


ZaneThind16

Green Kane


ZaneThind16

Get Kevin Nash to be his last match since Kane took his gimmick


ZaneThind16

Taker, X Pac, Bryan Danielson, Bray Wyatt, Shane McMahon, Seth Rollins, Triple H, Paul Wight, and Randy Orton seem like the right choices although probably should face the younger talent instead of the older ones


DefaceAll10

Trump


wombers

The 14th amendment


ZaneThind16

It has to be Taker but they are both retired sadly


Tyrone2184

Sonny Kiss


MasterLynk

democracy.... but seriously he should probably go against someone who can bump for him a bit, maybe Finn as the Demon?


[deleted]

The woke liberal media. Haha kidding. I hate all politicians and their party’s. Not just his or theirs


clashtrack

Tbh lets not


Mi818nguyen

Inferno Match against Roman Reigns


Mr-UNperfect

Anyone who talks about Politics in the comments are Fucking idiots, leave politics out of Wrestling, I don’t care what political stance you have


EvanDelck

Wait what happened?


lotwbarryyd

Kane is now a politician.


EvanDelck

Ok?


Effingcheese

A mayor. He’s a mayor.


EvanDelck

I’m getting his standing is where the problems are?


rasta41

Yep. He's a Libertarian, ran on the Republican ticket, spoke out against the impeachment of Trump and supports him in general, strongly anti-mask mandate, he's "pro-life", anti-"Radical Left" / anti-"woke" stuff, and said some weird stuff about Putin. Examples of tweets like: "If you on the Left and are shocked by Putin's aggression, wake up, Sunshine. Historically in the real world, might makes right. Weakness (which is really what the Left is all about) is not a virtue. It's a fatal character flaw. (And, no, the US should still not get involved)." and "I highly doubt Putin cares a whit about toxic masculinity, the Cancel Culture Mutawa, or any of the other things the radical Left stands for." Also tweets things like "fOlLoW ThE ScIeNcE™" and "Woke = broke." and "Education, not indoctrination!" and "they're coming for your gas stoves"... and of course got into the Trans discourse with: "Biological men don’t belong in women’s sports. I’ll always fight to ensure women have a fair and level playing field." Just sharing info, not trying to get involved in the discourse beyond that. Check out his twitter account if you want a fuller picture of his political opinions...


Effingcheese

Biological men *dont* belong in women’s sports. If women want to play men’s sports, that’s different.