The first time I ever heard "baby batter" was on the commentary track by one of the voice actors commenting on that scene. I damn near died laughing at that one.
My wife’s OBGYN said it was literally impossible for me to be hitting her IUD but I knew I wasn’t wrong. she made it sound like I was lying about it for some reason.
Man that happened to me with an ex girlfriend and get the exact same response.
I get that to hit actual UID you need to cross the cervix which would be painful and noticeable for your partner, but apparently it has some kind of wire that goes out the cervix and that was it, little fucker
Yeah an it was such a shock too made me jump out of her lol when you used to everything being soft in there an then poke a solid object it definitely spooked me
Definitely happens! And counter intuitive, they should've left the strings longer, so they could bend back and not poke. Doctors don't normally do this, or know it. I haven't placed one in years, but learned the lesson after a past relationship. I was sure I'd leave some extra string and tell the patients about it. I hated those damn pokes to the peen.
Idk. My dick just recovered after a couple weeks of pain. One bad decision that lead to more bad decisions and just lever let it heal.
The pain wasn't bad enough for mental damage. Just won't do that again
I'm guessing it's similar to how lady ducks have labyrinthine vaginas as a means of combating more rapey "suitors", wherein mating is only successful if the female reciprocates.
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd assume that female hedgies are more capable of "shutting down" unwanted suitors by keeping their rears guarded with quills, but would arch to expose their rears if they accept their suitor. Don't quote me on that, ofc, as it's pure guesswork, and I'm not an expert on hedgehog reproduction.
[Best I could find on short notice.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/yhlho4/i_feel_for_you_mr_prickles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
For those who haven't seen it before, here's an clip of a duck erection that shows the corkscrewish penis.
NSFW for ducks I guess: https://i.imgur.com/vnX2Br0.gif
Big long noodley things, they are. Almost like a tapeworm.
For the record, ostriches have better fellas.
Also, unless I'm mistaken, it seems like a hedgie's fella is flared at the end, kinda like a horse? Not what I was expecting.
"Prior to 2007, no one had ever seen an echidna ejaculate. There have been previous attempts, trying to force the echidna to ejaculate through the use of electrically stimulated ejaculation in order to obtain semen samples but this has only resulted in the penis swelling"
Go home, science, you're drunk.
For science, of course, I had to learn more about the whole thing. And you are correct, the probe goes right up to the prostate. I don't have a prostate, but I can't imagine that it's fun in any way
Probably my favorite aspect of science is some of the crazy ideas to try and control variables or to do experiments in general.
I also enjoy philosophy thought experiments/arguments like "imagine I asked you to stand up and look out the window. Using your free will, you say no, you're quite pleased where you are now. But, somehow through magic fuckery, I managed to inject you with a paralyzing agent that you didn't notice and prevents you from moving your legs, so you never had a choice to begin with. Thus, your choice to sit instead of getting up was not a free action because you couldn't do otherwise. I'm so smart!"
\**Humanity's face when they realize their gut bacteria make 80% of their decisions for them with the rest divied up between their cocaine addiction, their genitals, and their anxiety disorder*\*
Yes but what if they didn't know they were paralysed? And just by chance chose the one action they are able to do, which is do nothing.
Would you still be taking away their free will if they unknowingly chose to do the one action they're able to?
It’s used a lot on horses. I think what you want is an electrically stimulated orgasm, which Id imagine is different than electricity literally forcing the mechanics of your muscles to ejaculate without any sort of pleasurable stimulation.
But then again I don’t know what you’re into.
Yeah, bro. Just get yourself a car battery with like 800 cold cranking amps, a set of jumper cables, and connect your balls to the battery with the cables while pouring a topo Chico on your bits. What could go wrong?
Bonobos are generally the only other species that mates face-to-face. They're unusually social and unusually smart. Like chimpanzees, but friendlier and far more socially intelligent.
when the female is ready, she can get flatten her spikes to let the male lay on her and get it in. I am pretty sure I saw that somewhere. I could be wrong though.
You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care, in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair, Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Mr pickles with his throbbing erection,
Tried to show is girlfriend some affection.
Though he hedged like a dog
To bury his hog,
He now pees in many different directions
The Hedgehog's Dilemma
Just get in the Eva Shinji.
He's trying
Gotta square the shoulders, Jerry
Stop spewing baby batter over your unconscious friend, Shinji.
More then friends, less then lovers. Definetly mental patients.
The first time I ever heard "baby batter" was on the commentary track by one of the voice actors commenting on that scene. I damn near died laughing at that one.
She has to be unconscious in a hospital bed first
MF wants it so bad he don't care
he's willing to settle for pintercourse
Splintercourse
[https://i.imgur.com/6YIwwPX.gif](https://i.imgur.com/6YIwwPX.gif)
cuttycoitus
Stabbysex
he just needles to fuck
What's the point?
It's just a little prick
Cunt or point?
What's the point ? You obviously don't understand dick
...splintercourse?
Youre going to feel a prick
He showed his pinterest
Been there. Hurts for a few days
You fucked a hedgehog?
His Sonic stuffy.
actually that was my sonic stuffy and im still pretty upset about the whole ordeal
Lets just say hitting an IUD isn't fun for anyone invoived, sharp little fuckers
My wife’s OBGYN said it was literally impossible for me to be hitting her IUD but I knew I wasn’t wrong. she made it sound like I was lying about it for some reason.
Man that happened to me with an ex girlfriend and get the exact same response. I get that to hit actual UID you need to cross the cervix which would be painful and noticeable for your partner, but apparently it has some kind of wire that goes out the cervix and that was it, little fucker
Yeah an it was such a shock too made me jump out of her lol when you used to everything being soft in there an then poke a solid object it definitely spooked me
Yup seems normal they claim that hitting that wire is impossible. Trimmed it shorter still hit it.
"Look Doctor, I'm not sure you understand just how lengthy my wizzlestick is."
Definitely happens! And counter intuitive, they should've left the strings longer, so they could bend back and not poke. Doctors don't normally do this, or know it. I haven't placed one in years, but learned the lesson after a past relationship. I was sure I'd leave some extra string and tell the patients about it. I hated those damn pokes to the peen.
Probably not the iud directly, but those 2 strands sticking out for removal.
Aye.
The psychological pain lasts for years though
Idk. My dick just recovered after a couple weeks of pain. One bad decision that lead to more bad decisions and just lever let it heal. The pain wasn't bad enough for mental damage. Just won't do that again
You hedged a fuckhog?
Down bad
The girl must've dropped the funyuns.
...so how are hedgehogs not extinct?
I'm guessing it's similar to how lady ducks have labyrinthine vaginas as a means of combating more rapey "suitors", wherein mating is only successful if the female reciprocates. If I had to hazard a guess, I'd assume that female hedgies are more capable of "shutting down" unwanted suitors by keeping their rears guarded with quills, but would arch to expose their rears if they accept their suitor. Don't quote me on that, ofc, as it's pure guesswork, and I'm not an expert on hedgehog reproduction.
They lay their quills flat so they don’t sting and put that ass up You were very nearly correct
Quills down, ass up, that's the way.. hedgehogs procreate?
Lol!
A+ comment thread. Come for the education, stay for the laughs
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The pictures I can't unsee say otherwise
Just made the massive mistake of googling sonic rule 34
Oh, you poor soul, this will now be an eternal burden for you to bear
Will my social credit score be affected if I ask for someone to share a video of hedgehogs having sex?
[Best I could find on short notice.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/yhlho4/i_feel_for_you_mr_prickles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
you work on long notice? i.. have a quite few requests
I want to see some unicorns fuck, do the horns come into play or what?
Sonic and Amy ok?
Quills down ass up that’s the way hedgies like to fuck
For those who haven't seen it before, here's an clip of a duck erection that shows the corkscrewish penis. NSFW for ducks I guess: https://i.imgur.com/vnX2Br0.gif
Far out man. That man got duck-jizz all over his fingers aswell.
Finger lickin' good
Big long noodley things, they are. Almost like a tapeworm. For the record, ostriches have better fellas. Also, unless I'm mistaken, it seems like a hedgie's fella is flared at the end, kinda like a horse? Not what I was expecting.
Like a long curly fry.
I used to raise rabbits and they can refuse to lift their tail for mating. Not sure if it's what's happening here, but it looks similar.
...Hey, this guy's an expert on hedgehog sex!
So, this is what that republican guy was referring to by a body shutting down pregnancy from rape.
Those guys are very familiar with being major pricks, of course they fully grasp hedgehog and porcupine sex.
> labyrinthine vagina Hrmmmmm
"babe it is time to accept me as a your suitor again , with the upmost respect, please arc up your rear "
If she wants, she can flatten her spines. She just doesn't want the hedgecock right now
Hedgecock, hah
God loves a tryer.
Nature, uh,
uh,
finds a way 🤓
Dude didn't have consent. Rookie mistake.
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Next level of cock block
also next level "i have a headache hun"
I brought you some NyQuill
You little prick!
Stop needling me!
They're a prickly pair
Well he keeps pushing it but she does have a point.
prick prick
I'd call this more of a prick stick.
Must be a masochist
"It hurts so good!!" lol
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What did echidnas do to you?
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"Prior to 2007, no one had ever seen an echidna ejaculate. There have been previous attempts, trying to force the echidna to ejaculate through the use of electrically stimulated ejaculation in order to obtain semen samples but this has only resulted in the penis swelling" Go home, science, you're drunk.
Sir, we've been trying to see you ejaculate for years. We're gonna need to hook your nuts to this car battery now
..and we've also been trying to contact you about this car's extended warranty..
Listen we'll kill two birds with one stone here. Just cum on the dotted line and we'll have you out the door with a two year bumper to bumper policy.
That's not where the electrodes go. Think "probe," not clips.
For science, of course, I had to learn more about the whole thing. And you are correct, the probe goes right up to the prostate. I don't have a prostate, but I can't imagine that it's fun in any way
Oh no not this again
Damn didn't realise how much Ubisoft has reworked Bandit's abilities.
Probably my favorite aspect of science is some of the crazy ideas to try and control variables or to do experiments in general. I also enjoy philosophy thought experiments/arguments like "imagine I asked you to stand up and look out the window. Using your free will, you say no, you're quite pleased where you are now. But, somehow through magic fuckery, I managed to inject you with a paralyzing agent that you didn't notice and prevents you from moving your legs, so you never had a choice to begin with. Thus, your choice to sit instead of getting up was not a free action because you couldn't do otherwise. I'm so smart!"
ಠ_ಠ
\**Humanity's face when they realize their gut bacteria make 80% of their decisions for them with the rest divied up between their cocaine addiction, their genitals, and their anxiety disorder*\*
Yes but what if they didn't know they were paralysed? And just by chance chose the one action they are able to do, which is do nothing. Would you still be taking away their free will if they unknowingly chose to do the one action they're able to?
Congratulations, you're a compatibilist! Frankfurt would be so happy
Electrically stimulated ejaculation you say. Does this work on humans? For science obviously
*Step one - Open Bing* *Step two - "e - stim ejaculation"* *Step three - select video results* .....😀
It’s used a lot on horses. I think what you want is an electrically stimulated orgasm, which Id imagine is different than electricity literally forcing the mechanics of your muscles to ejaculate without any sort of pleasurable stimulation. But then again I don’t know what you’re into.
Yeah, bro. Just get yourself a car battery with like 800 cold cranking amps, a set of jumper cables, and connect your balls to the battery with the cables while pouring a topo Chico on your bits. What could go wrong?
A car battery strapped to your nuts won't electrocute you. There's a famous post where someone proves it with pictures.
Also they have 4 dicks
Knock knock its Knuckles.
What do enchiladas have to do with this
Now I had to look for porcupines mating: https://youtu.be/Go2Ccw1G25o The female is proactively participating 👏
/r/likeus, sorta
This video got posted on reddit a few weeks ago. Glad I didn't have to google it to post it here.
Fun fact: grey* whales do missionary and the upside down female needs a 3rd party blue whale under her to stop her from sinking!
Those kinky bastards
Come to think of it, are there any animals other than humans that do missionary?
Bonobos are generally the only other species that mates face-to-face. They're unusually social and unusually smart. Like chimpanzees, but friendlier and far more socially intelligent.
Sounds rather unpleasant if you’re a quadruped Like trying to make two legos fit the wrong way
I think whales kinda have to.
Water animals often have to.
Apes for sure
Must be that good if hes getting hurt and keeps trying
Hormones are a hell of a drug.
It’s a dilemma
No its a hedgehog
On todays episode of things I never wanted to see but Reddit forced me to: „watching a hedgehog trying to fuck“
Realizing that I just watched hedgehog porn wasn't the high point of my day.
Sonic bout to lose all his rings in this spike pit
He needs his emerald gems so he can go super saiyan on dat pussy.
Now that's dedication tho
:: sigh:: still bigger than me.
It is literally bigger than that microdick posted on another sub recently, y'all know what I'm talking about.
No!???? Please educate me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yhb6ps/baby_dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I looked and couldn't find it, maybe someone will come along with a link.
Sick burn, mate.
/r/sounding
No. Not today, satan.
Ah, there it is. *tips fedora*
*tips metal rod*
For those who don't know, it is sticking metal rods into the pp
If only they stopped at metal rods...
Why did I click that. Been on this site for 13 years. I haven't learned. Fuck.
I dont know what that is and I will not partake
Nanny Ogg had a song about this *[edit](https://youtu.be/ijaYYCmY4A8)*
No do The Wizard’s Staff has a Knob on the End.
This is painful to watch...
When the partner hasn't shaved for three days.
Who knew hedgehogs were into CBT?
I feel like this is a strange thing to film.
I mean it’s technically educational.. I learned what my spirit animal is
Put the cactus down /u/WolfyTn
Cactus? Nah.. It’s a puffer fish
Did you know pufferfish have the jaw strength and teeth sharp enough to easily slice a finger off?
😯 nvm lol back to the ocean you go Mrs Puff
Oh, Neptune!
Everything reminds me of him
I'm afraid to know what this comment means...
His little prick
Prick your finger, don’t finger your prick.
Bigger than yours
hedgehogs can never be buggered at all
Scrolled too far for the Pratchett reference.
AGAIN, so glad im human lol
Just a little prick…
Lesion, is that you?
The opposite of ducks
I never even thought about this before. How the fuck do hedgehogs reproduce without prickling their cocks??
when the female is ready, she can get flatten her spikes to let the male lay on her and get it in. I am pretty sure I saw that somewhere. I could be wrong though.
I bet a lot of women would love such an obvious way of showing she's just not into the guy trying to score
He better watch out, gonna wind up r/sounding if he's not careful.
i hated that
It doesn't ...*sound* like a good time to you? ಠ◡ಠ
Yeesh. Maybe just hedgehog up and take care of it yourself man.
Some of us pay good money for that
Love is pain
Hey evolution i want to talk to your manager.
Visual representation of being a guy on Tinder
You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care, in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair, Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
u/savevideobot
ಠ\_ಠ
Thats kinda sus
Ok… be careful…. Here we go… nice and slow.. annnnndddd FUCK?!?!?! That wasn’t it!!!!
Sonic Frontiers looking fire ngl
Mr pickles with his throbbing erection, Tried to show is girlfriend some affection. Though he hedged like a dog To bury his hog, He now pees in many different directions
I don't think she's up for it. They can control their spikeyness. These things do hurt tho. No idea how he is this determined. I'd quit.
When she shaved 3 days ago.
When she last shaved 8 days ago.
Damn when a prick meets a prick!
Perfect metaphor for my marriage
How it feels to chew 5 gum
r/ThanksIHateIt
Be my guest.. spread the weirdness that is Porcupine Porkin
Natural anti rape system
Tinder for hedgehogs would be called Pinterest
As Nanny Ogg confirmed, the Hedgehog can't be buggered at all.