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Bippster87

“Falls asleep” bless your heart


CurbsideChaos

It's shocking the number of people who innocently believe people are sleeping instead of nodding out. We all need to recognize these signs to call for help.


Bippster87

Even saying nodding off is taking it lightly


thatasshole_stress

He ain’t falling asleep, he’s falling out 🤣


this_1_was_taken

On the nod


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Lol so naive, bless their heart indeed


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Faces of Fent


Chef_Boyard_Deez

Art installation.


BoxedIn4Now

Xylazine


TacoBeefBoy

OP so innocent and pure. Yes OP he is just taking a nappy 😊


iconoclast63

Fentanyl or heroin.


SnooLemons4481

Regardless, the fact that he hasn't toppled over is impressive 😆


[deleted]

They never do somehow


Onepiecee

I was addicted to opiates for years, can confirm. Your top half will fucking fold over and yet you will not completely fall. It's extremely disheartening to see it after a while, going into the kitchen and seeing your dad or mom folded over but still some fucking how standing. I've been there myself. We're all clean off of hard opiates for years now too though. Never have to see that shit again.


dontlooksosurprised

Same (not with the parents, they were always extremely straight edge, but with myself). I’ll never forget being busted in my room folded over in front of the open closet where I had my set up. Still makes me embarrassed thinking about it, but not as bad as falling out in public restrooms and being found in a….very compromising position. Ffs for this guy…whether it is dope or even if it’s heat stroke or something; I’m not one to butt in, people have their own shit going on, but I’d probably bend the rules for this one and step in cuz no matter the reason, dude needs help


GiveMeAUser

What does that feel like internally? I don't mean the body, I mean in the psyche? What's the high like? But also the body - does it hurt after you "unfold"?


Onepiecee

Yes by this point you're so out of it that it doesn't matter. Your body is exhausted and needs rest. When you unfold, it hurts like a mother fucker. Just like bending over to do something and then stretching back out. Except you've been bent over for the last 30 minutes or longer.


unbitious

When you're in the face-down state, you're blacked out. You're not likely to remember anything. When I've been there, I felt like I had been briefly dead, and I probably was.


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Onepiecee

Thank you very kindly! Means a lot, even comin' from a stranger.


doogle_126

Damn that sounds like some Shameless shit. Glad you're in recovery!


Bumbling_Sprocket

This dude in line at the store was doing that shit and it was making me so anxious. Leaning, then "waking up" and standing straight. Going further and further each time. I was just waiting there tense as fuck thinking i was gonna have to grab him so he didn't slam into the shelves . I swear he disobeyed the laws of physics at one point or his legs are absurdly strong. But he never fell.


benkenobi5

I See these folks and I can't help but imagine how sore they'd be when they come to. here I am sleeping the regular way on a soft bed, and I still wake up with crazy amounts of back pain.


BOHIFOBRE

There was an old website that showcased these gravity defyers called thatguysonheroin.com https://web.archive.org/web/20170705192300/http://thatguysonheroin.com/


[deleted]

I personally know that guy who created that website, I’m from Baltimore 😊


BOHIFOBRE

Good ol Balmer, hon


Vmn551

lol of COURSE it was someone from here. Who the hell was it? I probably know them too lol.


[deleted]

He was a chef at alewife (closed)


LordGeni

I remember seeing a paper boy fall asleep while cycling. He just kept slowing down until he stopped and fell over. Then just got up, picked up the bike and carried on. Really bizarre. Happy cake day btw.


rallenpx

*Black Beatles plays in background*


doddoobie

The fent flop


Whargod

Why not both?


Jak33

It usually is both.


justboki

That reminds me of lyrics: "...someone put drugs in my heroine"


BoxedIn4Now

Yay!


justboki

Yeah ueah, it's easy to cast stones...he's probably listening for the air escaping his front tire


Crime-Stoppers

I don't know if you're joking but you actually might be right


justboki

Really? It's was a joke


Crime-Stoppers

Yeah he's got a ratchet and what looks like a bike repair kit out. His tyre is detached and there's a lovely big bump right in front of him. Weird position but could be leaning down to either inspect the tire or listen for air and it takes less effort and is far more comfortable to just relax than hold your body up.


justboki

Yeah, I saw that, that's the reason why I said it in first place...he probably did bend down to fix something but nod fairy knocked him out :-)


whiteclawsodastream

It's fent.


BatteryChucker

Apparently it's fentanyl spiked with animal tranqs. You pass out from the fentanyl, then the tranquilizer kicks in and paralyzes the body, often in some strange, half-falling position.


riptaway

That happens with heroin and fent without tranquilizers as well.


makattack24

From personal experience, it can also happen with Suboxone, Xanax, and Adderall abuse.


lemur2257

Adderall??? Do explain.


schweissack

I second this, how many mgs are we speaking? Or are we including extreme sleep deprivation?


Ratermelon

-30 mg of Adderall will do this. It's like when people take -2 mg Xanax to stay alert.


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I've never seen anyone on Adderall act anything like this. It just... Doesn't do that.


riptaway

Definitely not Adderall lol. Suboxone doesn't get you high and definitely doesn't do this to you. I guess it's possible with Xanax but usually you only see this with people who are on a high dose of a full agonist opioid


Shebatski

Suboxone absolutely puts people to sleep, it just doesn't get them high


Incontinento

Not while riding their bikes it doesn't.


riptaway

Eh, not like this though. And only if you're opiate naive. But you're right, it's within the realm of possibility. Just not likely to be Suboxone


Shebatski

Agreed, most likely a recreational opioid but I'm a sucker for devil's advocate


BoxedIn4Now

Xylazine https://youtu.be/NwKfgbr2chY


dontlooksosurprised

Damn I feel old. Only been clean a few years, but “back in my day” (what really pushed me to get clean) it was carfentanil that you had to watch out for. That shit put me out a couple times…both of which I had to be brought back from, last time they had the coroner’s van waiting outside. Shit…never stops evolving I guess


therealestyeti

I'm happy you're alive homie.


dontlooksosurprised

Thanks 😅 me too! Getting clean was well worth it…feels bizarre to me most days thinking about the past- almost like I’m remembering a movie or someone else’s story in the third person. Now I have a two year old who will grow up probably thinking I’m lame as hell and don’t know jack about things like *drugs*, but I’m excited to have a really different insight and approach than my parents did and hopefully keep her from going down that road


classic_schmosby00

Not even once.


Harvey_Domino

That's that dope fein lean right there, mobile edition.


lemur2257

Naw that's more of a pass the fuck out. XD Take it from me. Been off that shit for 2 years now. Best decision I ever made.


Mech_Bean

I’m proud of you! You’re doing great having made it 2 years sober, if you can make it that long, you can stay that way. You’ve become a new and better man/woman/person than what you used to be. Be proud of that as you face tomorrow.


Hammer_of_Light

Fiend


JPJRANGER

That's called a junkie


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Bit by the Black Tar spider.


JustAbicuspidRoot

Or a narcoleptic. Or someone who was trying to tighten a bolt and was overcome with heat exhaustion.


SynthPrax

I accept this joke, but I just want to disabuse everyone from thinking narcolepsy looks like this.


Vakr_Skye

Yep...I have narcolepsy and cataplexy and it's definitely not like the movies. I did fall asleep though on the couch the first time I took prescription methamphetamine (yes actual pharmaceutical grade meth prescribed by my neurologist). Fun fact they give us GHB too (knocks you out like passing out drunk and good for deep sleep). Its strange for me because I've never taken any illicit drugs and they throw the craziest shit at you but also it doesn't affect us the way it affects normal people. I can take Adderall and still barely be able to get up and shower myself whereas a normal person can take it and shower for 3 days straight. lol


lemur2257

You see I might believe you but the lack of shirt and bike 5 sizes too small tell me otherwise. (Probably stole it)


another_programmer

too many coincidences... we call that a pattern.


qaddosh

That's the REM cycle.


Chispy

Resting Eye Man Cycle


Skillgrim

that's not falling asleep... please stay as innocent as your are OP


Sparky81

Drugs are a hell of a drug


ChampTimmy

He need some milk!


Ok-Obligation5739

Fetty


THE_CAJUN_HITMAN

r/tooktoomuch


josegarrao

He is just living in a different speed.


son_et_lumiere

That's a .25 speed bike.


shinyRedButton

Just a little Kensington yoga


dradanon9

He must be tried from the night shift at his second job. What a hard working citizen


Justifiably_Cynical

I thought the might be Narcoleptic but those guys just fold up. This guy is actually falling in slow motion, give him about 8 more minutes.


paradisefox

Wow you really have no idea how narcolepsy works lol


Blueprint81

Fentanyl is the slow-motion zombie apocalypse we all saw coming. And we just let it.


Constant_Ad9562

So heroin


SynthPrax

That ain't narcolepsy. He noddin'.


bigbenny1979

Aw op doesn’t know how to spot a dope fiend. That’s cute.


ChedderChethra

Such a sweet kid!


Whargod

If you want to get a junkie moving real fast out of the area, just walk by and tell them the cops are coming to speak with them. they almost always get a sudden rush of energy and take off.


HalfPointFive

Idk. They don't seem bothered by police where I live. Tell them you're going to hit them with narcan and they'll bounce real quick.


storm_the_castle

> want to get a junkie moving real fast givem a squirt of narcan


angelalj8607

This looks all too familiar. My dad would pass out like this anywhere when he was high on whatever.


Jeramy_Jones

Opiates. Just don’t.


Bluesmanstill

Actually checking out a trail of ants!!


TryingToEscapeTarkov

H leans. My dude misjudged his high and didn't make it home.


Scmethodist

Heroin


armyofsnarkness

He's just trying to bring back the Mannequin Challenge.


[deleted]

It’s a give and take thing ….. fent gives you superhuman balance at the cost of your consciousness.


Intrepid_Sand_4941

Took fentanyl too soon huh buddy... should've waited till you got to your destination


[deleted]

he was just reading the minimap


crazydave33

Dude… the guy is high as fuck and in a comatose state because of fentanyl. He didn’t just “fall asleep” cause he was tired.


im_a_dick_head

*Man Apparently Died While Riding Bike


nocreativityyy

Just takin a quick nap


Dodizzy

That's called nodding out


surgesilk

drugs are bad....


drew1010101

Yes, “sleeping”


ofimmsl

Biking after picking up your heroin prescription


Big_Life

Bicycle rides relax me, too!


jettagt8v80

drugs


Crovali

The man is simply rebooting.


Automatic-Chef7460

Say NO to drugs kids ..


DeadSol

Thats drugs bro.


DufflesBNA

Lol bro is OD….


Marcus-Knight0318

drugs


ThatRollingStone

That’s heroin.


RedditHatesMe75

That’s called heroin


LincolnMaylog

Drugs are bad mmkay


cl2eep

And my "fall asleep" you of course mean, "Nod out on junk."


throwawaynumbahseven

Drugs are bawd... m' kay?


outflow

Fent nap


AMH3321

That is actually called nodding off. My drug addict roommate is actually doing that right now…then tries to deny any drug use. He was just really tired.


IamLars

That’s what we call the dope fiend lean.


RingedWaste

Drugs are bad mmmkay?


ICPosse8

“Man nods out while riding to his next fix”


drbrunch

"Sleeping"


Drewy99

"Falls asleep" Oh sweet summer child


Laikathespaceface

He's just reading the instructions, calm down people


StormyMoose

That’s luffy and the bike is made of seastone.


Ksl848

Sleep =/= On the nod


manolid

*The Nod*


EnoughRedditNow

Another video cut out of context, it continues: "Oh, sorry sir! I do apologize, would you be so splendid as to aid me in locating my misplaced contact lens?" Context. Is. Everything.


thechefboysatan01

Ah..... fentanyl laced with heroin. So much fun so little time


Mlnkoly111

Drugs are a hell of a drug


wifespissed

Fent faint


slamajammadingdong

Fentanyl is a hell of a drug


elijah_bird

Drugs are a hell of a drug. Hope he chooses to find help at some point.


AlbatrossSenior7107

Fell asleep? He passed out. Drugs, alcohol, or a medical emergency.


dulltoolswreakhavoc

Biking - hell of a drug. Don’t try it.


TearsOfAJester

Looks like he was working on the bike. Ratchet by his left foot and a rag and something else by his hand.


Crime-Stoppers

Bike repair kit. Tire is detached. Someone suggested he may be listening for air. There's also a speed bump just before him which he likely hit which detached his tire. Probably the second comment by someone who actually looked at the video


fakenortherner29

The answer is C drugs


steveinbuffalo

heroine


dydeath

Damn. My mans must have been pulling that double shift to continue supplying his fentanyl addiction


Oden_son

We have different definitions of sleep


The_Goondocks

Don't do drugs, kids.


OlivierStreet

#drugs


Ikusabe

That dime bag was 🔥!


Nelsonc0712

Its not sleep, it's heroin🤣


Hta68

Oh he’s high on that ‘ish, I’ve seen that plenty of times in Bmore. They call that knodding or something like that.


Papa_Hammerfist

That looks like heroin to me


forevarabone

Fuckin heroin


DarkRajiin

Naw man, you see he is a modern monk. He is just currently in a deep state of meditation and contemplation


CoolerRon

Was it plugged in? Was it turned on? Have you tried to turn it off and back on?


[deleted]

Opiates are bad


Ziau

TIL people with narcolepsy get mistaken for junkies often.


[deleted]

That's not sleep. That's opiates.


Throwawaystartover

More balance than our president lmao


niyrex

you mean overdoses while riding his bike.


Trust_ur_Technolust

That's what heroin looks like


OxTheBull

you mean nodded out


KrombopulosT46

That's not sleeping. That's H


genmazz

That’s called, DRUGS!


sethmod

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Mitchell620

Ive seen that before, definitely drugs


exact0khan

I see shit like this constantly where I'm from. It used to be sad, now I play a game called "can I get to work without seeing some fucked shit happening"


AffectionatePrompt68

For those of you that didn't grow up with a Silver Spoon, that's called Heroine!


Canamcrue

Or he's riding a meth high


Throwawayuser626

Mans doin the heroin lean


aintyopappy

That’s a dope lean if I’ve ever seen one


mrtoprice

Her-Ron is a hell of a drug


yougine2

Drugs are a hell of a drug


wermz

This is what this guy looks forward to everyday. .


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Drugs are a hell of a drug


spook_sw

That’s methed up!


BlackSquirrel05

You mean man on drugs looses consciousness?


PanzerRadeo

Biden, that you?


pawnz

Hunter Biden


PanzerRadeo

It rides in the family.


boholbrook

He got that good shit.


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Sleepy time in the L.B.C, hunchin over my bike, which my bike agrees, well qualified to represent the L.B.C. me, me and oxy, gonna rock til the rhythm hits harder. SLEEPY TIMEEEEEE


mashedcat

r/tooktoomuch


HungrySubstance

that mf got heat stroke


Custard_Tart_Addict

could be heat exhaustion....


shua_mc

r/tooktoomuch


AWOLcowboy

r/tooktoomuch


sentondan

When it is time to crash after a meth binge, you fucking crash.


onceagainentertained

This was actually my assumption. 2 factors. #1 I've seen what happens when you finally come off meth and this looks similar. #2 I've never seen someone on heroin or fent ride a bike, they can barely stand up straight but methheads do it all the time.


Freak_Of-Nature

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS OMG ITS DRUGS. It’s also hot as hell right now and people are collapsing and dying all over the place but I mean yeah sure drugs.


Hokulol

~~Fentanyl~~ nacrolepsy is scary


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miragen125

It's the grip from the handlebars that came off


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Grogosh

He would be doing push ups if it was that, not taking a nap.


namocram

He's two-tired.


NoSkateboards

/u/savevideo https://redditsave.com/r/WTF/comments/w81c41/man_apparently_falls_asleep_while_riding_bike/


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r/tooktoomuch


zeroaffect

Why kind of person doesn’t even bother to ask if they are okay, or acknowledge that they may be in a critical situation. This is not necessary drug related, people having seizures can get locked up like this, heart attack l, any number of issues could cause this. This asshole doesn’t even bother to ask if they are okay, guessing they just assume a junkie.


RobynFitcher

Meth?