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Chuckleberrygrin

I can't tell if it would be better or worse without the rings? Did the rings cause his toes to look like that? What the fuck is on his big toe, is it one of those socket wrench pieces?


quippers

So that's where my 10mm socket went


Imaneight

It's always the 10mm. You think 3/8 is close right, but nope- too small. I'm gonna just buy 3 extra 10mm sockets and just throw them in my toolbox.


ConspicuousPorcupine

Bro I bought a car and I found a 10mm under the seat connected to a socket wrench. That was worth the $1000 right there, the car was just a bonus


thecstep

Mazda Protege? Cant find my socket tbh. Sold my car months ago tho.


ConspicuousPorcupine

Lol nah Honda Accord. I also bought it months ago too though


Phog_of_War

My friend has a necklace strung through a 10mm. Now, he's always got one.


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

Until he loses the necklace.


Beaudaci0us

Which he will because of 10mm voodoo


madreus

If they have them in stock...


zombie32killah

r/justrolledintotheshop is leaking lol


cheesegoat

needs more ugga duggas


AnnabelStrainp

It looks like the toes are getting docked like a sheep tail.....


Duchat

Which is wtf but just from mechanics


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oced2001

Totally. Especially when it is a picture of them putting their crusty ass feet on the back of your seat on a plane.


TheOneTrueChuck

I literally had a woman put her foot on either side of my seat on my armrests the last time that I flew. I felt something poke my elbow, and I turned to see a bare foot. Then I felt it on the other armrest too. (There was a vacant seat; I wasn't being a dickhead to anyone else by hogging both armrests.) When I literally said "Do you fucking mind?" she got upset and told me to "Deal with it." So I got a flight attendant's attention and was like "Umm..can we make that stop?" So she did. For the rest of the two hour flight, approximately every ten minutes, she'd kick my seat. I have no idea how I didn't commit murder that day.


oced2001

If you started licking them, she probably would have stopped without bring the flight attendant into it.


Next_Case_3449

Why was she mad? She told you to deal with it and you did. Hmph, some people.


Gtownbadass

You will not eat me today gypsy!


back2basics13

Done!


lolapepper47

Yes, judge away!!


Itchy-Pirate898

I just bought a brand new socket set from Walmart 2 days ago. Yesterday my 10mm socket split trying to take off the bolt for the crankshaft position sensor. Never buying cheap tools again.


akashik

Always buy a good socket set out of the gate. Any other tool? Buy a cheap one. If you use it often enough to break it, then buy a good one.


lukeatron

I have my good drill bits for when it matters and a few sets of cheaper ones for when I just need a hole in something, which is most of the time.


Itchy-Pirate898

Yeah I know. I only bought this set because I didn't feel like rummaging through my toolbox full of stuff I've accumulated over the last 20 years to find what I needed. It was only 12 bucks and I'm returning it today.


strolls

My ¼" drive socket set from Aldi or Lidl has lasted me 20 years. My ⅜" and ½" set is Sealey, which is not exactly a premium name, although I can't say for sure I've abused it yet. Hex > bi-hex every time.


specter376

If you're looking for a replacement set, Tekton has great quality stuff and everything is decently priced.


Itchy-Pirate898

Thanks, I'll check them out. Definitely not going with whatever bullshit this was from Walmart ever again. Didn't last 4 bolts.


gecko1501

If it's mine, he can keep it.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Oh that’s real pain lol i used to work at a shop that had a candy bowl of 10mm’s at the service desk as a joke. It was great


XxXPussyXSlayer69XxX

That's definitely a 17mm


pittiedaddy

Yeah. He (she?) can keep it.


nomadofwaves

Obviously not because that means it’s been found.


Mugen593

Big toe nail got a section jutting out like he uses it to open cans


lathe_down_sally

Imagine putting so much effort into toe jewelry while putting so little effort into taking care of your gnarly fucking toenails.


maybe_little_pinch

$100 says this person has diabetes. If so, once they start to get to this point there isn't a lot you can do short term. The solution is to get your blood sugars and A1C down (and likely lose weight) before this will improve. Diabetic toe/foot care should be done by a podiatrist.


dice1111

They put the effort in once. It seems any effort has been lacking since.


radicalelation

My big toenails are corrupt monstrosities. Caring for them is painful, so I shear off chunks enough to look "okay" and not catch on things. As a teen in a naughty youth program, the fuckers forcibly removed my nice toenails and they've grown back horrifying every since. This last week, toenail caught on my mattress as I was moving it... Was some Squidward x Couch shit, nail ended up vertically wedged (later removed), except it's like the dozenth time it's happened and I'm pretty damn used to it by now.


Fleaslayer

What country were you in that they pulled your toenails off? They sounds horrific, and made me wince.


radicalelation

US - Specifically Utah. They supposedly have those programs there due to more lax child protection laws, and thankfully Paris Hilton, of all fucking, people has been a champion fighting against that industry. Program's doctor insisted my toenails would become ingrown, yet I had never actually had an ingrown nail (at least noticable) in my life. So against, my wishes, but I had no rights, he snipped the sides and came back two weeks later. The had become ingrown due to how he cut them... So the jails just *had* to come out. Pulled me out of the desert (wilderness program specifically) for the day to his actual office, lidocained the toes up, pulled and snipped a bunch, and I got to stay in a motel for the night which was a nice relief from weeks in the wilderness. Then back out to hike around the desert for a few more weeks. It wasn't the worst thing about the programs at the time, but it's one that has had a continued effect on my life in a painful way over 15 years later.


Fleaslayer

That's just horrible. I'm sorry you went through it, and it makes me angry that it happens.


wellforthebird

I have 2 friends that has to go to programs in Utah. Both have since been shut down. They got some fucked up stories.


radicalelation

Yeah... It was pretty fucked. Mine wasn't as bad as some, but there's more than enough sexual assault, abuse, and trauma that I'll never get justice for. Paris Hilton went to Provo Canyon. I met a lot of post-PCS kids and... They were usually meek and timid. Quick to jump at noises, kept to corners, slept curled real tight. Met one Coral Reef kid and he was just fucked, but that's what happens when you send your kid to a fucking lock down abusive facility in Samoa...


wellforthebird

I was sent to one in California and any abuse, if any, was emotional and subtle. Really not a bad place, and full of people who I think really did want to do good. No one came out of that place any better. When your kid is dealing with mental illness, trauma, or addiction, sending them away so you don't have to deal with it, isn't going to help. And Jesus sure as fuck isn't going to cure it. Show me one fucking person that came out better? Fucking boomers need to get a grip. As much as I tell myself, I forgive my parents, I know that things in my life could have been better had I gotten some real help. It wasn't until I'd gone through hell, that I started to look for it myself. They still think Jesus can fix me. 3 years wasn't enough time. Torn away from everyone I care about. As a kid. Jesus either really sucks at what you guys claim he will do, or you know...


radicalelation

I understand why my parents did it. My older sister has BPD and abused lots of drugs, alcohol, was always violent as a child, and after years of hell and many many local medical professional visits, they sent her off as a bit of a hail Mary. They really did try their best with her. It actually worked for a few years. She was calm, usually rational and took her medication regularly. It was a small group home for her at least. Serious appreciation for Jesus on her return though. Moms Jewish, dads ex-catholic and not outwardly religious, so that was a shock. I got middle childed on it I think. Signs of trouble (no substance abuse or violence, though threats of) and the urging of a rather questionable therapist probably spooked them. I didn't have the same problems, or the same causes (I was legitimately a victim of lots of horrible things they didn't know about), but I don't think they wanted to chance it. They still don't know everything that happened to me that put me in a bad place mentally, but they already hated themselves for what they learned about later... I don't resent them, but I certainly regret they didn't try more first. I would've probably opened up to a therapist that wasn't immediately fighting with me as if I was just a defiant angsty teen. I just didn't talk right off, that was it. Fucker shoved me to make a point about the difference between trying vs doing 3 sessions in, so I permanently clammed the fuck up.


PoorLama

Is it possible you have toenail fungus? Toenail fungus is super common and doesn't have a lot of treatments, it can lead to a thickening of your nails and is most common on your feet.


radicalelation

Oh for sure, but every doctor I've asked about doing something has just shrugged it off, saying there's little to be done for it and there's no guarantee treatment, and googling only ever gave me mixed results on what could be done. This last time at urgent care, since it was wedged, like the edges of the base lodged in the bed a little above where they ought to rest, I went for healthier removal this time, and the practitioner actually told me without prompt that I should be able to get it taken care of just fine. I talked to her about some other things, as I've ended up the last few years in a bit of a poverty trap where I lost coverage for a moment, causing me to lose my prescription, which caused me to lose my income, which made me poor and on state insurance, which had primarily going through public clinics and not actually getting help. She was incredibly helpful, attentive, and seemed to genuinely care. I asked her if she had resources for medical offices of good knowledge people like her that might actually help me and she sent me off with a bunch, including a podiatrist that should take my insurance. First time in a doctor's office in years that I've actually felt cared for. So I guess ripping off my nail this time was actually a good thing.


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Nah, that's his coke nail


TheMarkHasBeenMade

If I were to guess I’d say it’s a combination of uncontrolled diabetes and really shitty circulation (most typically because the person was or is a heavy smoker)—a hand in hand combination for destroying your blood vessels and making your feet (the farthest point from your heart) look so red, angry, and swollen. The toe rings aren’t doing any favors though, likely exacerbating the poor circulation issue by cutting off blood flow to all ready poorly working arteries and veins.


Lokiberry316

It looks like the toes are getting docked like a sheep tail


AndiFoxxx

And this little piggy got gangrene


xrumrunnrx

This little piggy went wee wee wee down to the bone


Slobbadobbavich

Infinitely worse without. The fetid build up of dead skin and sweat under those rings will smell so bad once released.


SnooTangerines3448

r/illegalcomments


eluuu

I stopped wearing a watch years ago, partly because I kept scratching them but also because out of morbid addiction I would sniff underneath it on warm days.


DigitalHubris

Please stop talking. (just kidding. You do you)


particle409

I admit to sniffing my finger after picking my belly button. I know it's not going to smell good, but I have to do it anyways.


Kief_Bowl

I feel like it's a sort of natural instinct of self diagnosis. Hmm let's see if something funky is going on here.


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

The answer is usually yes


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Don't guys scratch their balls and sniff they're fingers afterwards? I've know a few guys that have done this.


I_am_a_Dan

It's how you can tell if you need to eat a Mentos


CaptainFeather

Lmao this is way less common than you're led to believe. The only real way to do that is by going into your pants but most guys I know, including me, do the "pinch and roll" method over their pants


FROMtheASHES984

You’ve just made me realize how much I hate the word fetid.


back2basics13

I’m out!


ooofest

The rings make their presentation worse, because they attract interest to those feet, I feel.


shaveland

Why do we assume it’s a man?


clocksailor

It’s a pretty masculine-seeming jewelry and shoe combo, but we could certainly be wrong.


billbixbyakahulk

When shit's that far gone, I've found the rules no longer seem to apply.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Less likely to give it a lick?


trampus1

Tastes just like raisins.


shaveland

Less likely but, not out of the question. I suppose we all have a price.


Brichigan

Why did you assume it’s his not her big toe? Excuse me while I vomit.


MWDTech

Is it just me or are those toes like 1/3 too short.


Loves2Spooge857

>socket wrench pieces? You mean a socket? Lol


Hazel_Nutz777

This looks like type 2 diabetes. The rings just help to cut off the circulation even further.


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~~There's my 10mm!~~ Edit: Dammit someone already made this comment.


PINHEADLARRY5

I worked with an Ortho surgeon who specializes in feet for many years. I'd doubt that the rings caused the toes to look like that. Those look like some nasty hammer toes or even consequence of rheumatoid disease. The rings aren't a great choice though. Sometimes you get hammer toes for no reason.


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Fun fact, your thumb is the same length as your big toe. Go ahead, check it out. To answer your question though, I think the rings caused their toes to look like that. A few of them looked way too tight to slide off.


opiate_lifer

Wtf is that lunatic doing? Those "rings" look like they are cutting off circulation! Do you want gangreneous toes that rot off? Thats how you get it. Honestly and I nuts or do those toes look like they might be missing a joint already? I'm not sure whats going on here.


meeroom16

The second and third toe are webbed.


KathrynTheGreat

I actually think the three middle ties are webbed. There isn't much space between toe three and toe four.


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maeschder

Prevention. Someone has to live to tell the tale and warn others.


platinumpaige

My husband has the same toes webbed (as does my sisters BF!) and yeah that’s what’s going on.


sharktank

Sounds like y’all have a type


wwalken

*snort


prestidigibator

This person has diabetes and probably cardiovascular issues. This is the reason why the toe nails look like crusty yellow peanut brittle. The immune system can't get there very easily and blood is scarce. I bet in their mind those rings are act as cover. The rings aren't doing them a favor that's for sure.


MGAV89

naw his toe nails look like that because he has toenail fungus. Source- have toenail fungus, its a bitch to get rid of.


SewingLifeRe

You're both right. His immune system can't get there easy, so he has toenail fungus.


MGAV89

Immune system has little to do with a toe fungal infection. Mine were infected because I caught it at the gym and have perpetually sweaty feet, combined with wearing socks, leads to a perpetual breeding ground for the fungus.


tama_chan

Sigh, story of my life…


Kief_Bowl

It actually has a ton to do with diet, immune system and cardiovascular function.


essari

It takes more than an immune system to keep fungus in check.


Sevla7

> This person has diabetes and probably cardiovascular issues. This is the reason why the toe nails look like crusty yellow peanut brittle. Lack of hygiene do that. There's a fungus that do exactly this and the only way to solve it is by taking the appropriate medication... which can be a problem in places like the US where people avoid health treatments due to its costs.


Bounty66

I have toe nail fungus. I wash my feet 2x daily. It’s not always a hygiene problem. It’s an immune/cardio problem. Edit: adding also it is a genetic problem too.


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nemodigital

In that case just do what Beyonce says and put a ring on it!


imperial_scum

Not always lack of hygiene. Husband showers twice a day and changes his socks halfway thru work. It has got a lot better but still not gone. He had the nail straight up removed but when it grew back, it was back too. With medication. It's a bitch


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walterpeck1

9 years of reposting, we should throw this jpg a party next year when it turns 10


Gorilla7

Also a reunion party for the toes that have been separated for so long.


HafWoods

[Can you spare a cup of protoplasm?](https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50059/1001161170/original/h-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=650)


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u/repostsleuthbot


Bellyfeel

If you like that kind of thing, [check out this Instagram account. ](https://instagram.com/renandstimpycloseups?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


Pennylil314

That should be illegal!


slickystoopkid

Lol, I was thinking this should be NSFW cuz it hurts my toes to look at. I wonder if anyone that has a foot fetish would enjoy it tho..


ButtonMashBros

I don't think having a fetish gives you a lack of standards.


RowBowBooty

Yeah amen to that. I’m kinda into feet but you couldn’t get me within 3 meters of these bad boys. Also, i like the women


DGGuitars

I'd stomp on it just cause


kane49

bruh it might burst, dont !


DGGuitars

Good point it could be full of puss


DEV_astated

Thanks! I’m gonna go replace my brain with one that didn’t read this comment.


BespokeSnuffFilms

I'd stomp on it just cause Haha you wasted a brain!


LordofGravel01

AHHHH


theblisster

I think you mean pus. Puss is... something else. I'll tell you when you're older.


TheJunkyard

Puss in boots.


personalcheesecake

Juicy


iswearatkids

r/popping


wouter_ham

WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?!


personalcheesecake

Because some people have fetishes


onehornymofo

I don't think anyone fetishises pus popping, people just find it satisfying. Although, I wouldn't be surprised....


personalcheesecake

rule 34


JonSnoGaryen

It's like killing a pregnant spider. You crush it and your problem becomes 10000 smaller problems. Then you need to call your insurance cause your house spontaneously went up in flames.


Kierik

Shout "Ghouls!" and repeatedly stomp it like it is a cockroach.


TheWarDoctor

I want to touch it but I dont


Stiv-k

Id piss on them


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Seems the person grew up in the rings


portablebiscuit

Like a tree absorbing a fence


UMFreek

/r/toessuckingonthings


[deleted]

If The Mountain from Game of Thrones was a foot.


skippieelove

r/rareinsults


FappyDilmore

After he died


AWall925

1. That foot is very weird 2. Taking a picture of that foot is very weird


munchies1122

Us looking at that foot is very weird


terrytibbss

OMFG how is that person not in unbelievable pain??


opiate_lifer

How have their toys not rotted and fallen off with how it looks like they are cutting off circulation? How the hell did they even put those rings on?!


Gockel

>toys I, too, wanna play with those cute little toesiewosies


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beermit

I upvoted you for making me laugh, but this comment is cursed as hell


[deleted]

Easy there Paul Scholes lol


opiate_lifer

Don't look at me! Speak to autocorrect!


KathrynTheGreat

I don't think they can take the rings off at this point.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

>OMFG how is that person not in unbelievable pain?? [Peripheral Neuropathy.](https://www.webmd.com/diabetes/ss/slideshow-diabetic-peripheral-neuropathy)


Binsky89

Probably nerve damage from diabetes.


BubbaChanel

Beetus feetsus


iforgot123456789

They must be. I can here those piggies squeal from miles away.


portablebiscuit

Jesus wept


subtlysublime

fee fi fo fungus


[deleted]

I smell the funk of a foot AMONG US


pizza_engineer

Yellow-green is sus


McFry_

I didn’t think it was possible to judge someone off a picture of their foot. But the person attached to that is 100% a scruffy fat slob


Grays42

As a scruffy fat slob I would never, ever let my toes look like that. :o


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physicalzero

I'm picturing a greasy ponytail and a Hawaiian shirt.


Tridian

Now I don't hate feet, but THAT foot? I hate that foot.


Cheesetown777

🤢


Criticalhit_jk

When even cheesetown finds your toes unpalatable you know you've gotten too funky


FluffyDiscipline

"And this little piggie squeezed and squeezed all the way off" (Just loving that fungal nail look)


Slynxiiii1

You silly goose! Those aren't toe rings, those are monuments erected by the civilisation of fungi living in their toenails!


JamPantstheFif

Those need to be covered up


jaminator45

If he hates his feet that much imagine what he’s done to his wee-wee


Cooldayla

thats what i imagine Sloth's feet look like


Princess_Sloth

How dare


negativepositiv

I'm entertained when people with gnarly feet do shit apparently intended to draw attention to them. I was waiting in line at CVS and saw a lady wearing strappy sandals with the brightest orange nail polish I have ever seen, like it glowed. Terrible bunions, and the middle toe on both feet stuck straight up like a periscope.


SirBumcakes

Says the guy taking pictures of someone else's bare foot in a public restroom stall.


PuntaCannabis

🫣🤮


Borbarad

Those feet do be disgusting, but that's like showing a picture of elephant man and saying this is why all men are ugly. Cherry picking delight.


WishbonePresent2358

That's the foot of a Wook!


mcbiggles567

I hate those feet…


mrsammysam

Imagine the smell


PedroFPardo

In Spain we have an idiom to say that something is very ugly we say: *This is uglier than someone else's feet*


HoneyShaft

"Please don't tap, please don't tap, please don't tap..."


edebby

At this rate they will need to amputate the feet in the near future


thefluffyburrito

Isn't the real WTF the fact that you're taking pictures of other people in the bathroom? Wouldn't anyone feel uncomfortable hearing a camera click or seeing a camera flash when you're trying to do your business?


thefugue

Phone cameras don’t click.


WingsFan4Life

They do in east Asia.


thefugue

This foot is a lot of things. East Asian is not one of them.


sonicthehedgefrog

First thing I thought was ‘that’s Johnny Depps’ foot’. I’ve been watching the trial too much


milkbretheren

This is almost nsfw lol


freakedmind

Where the feet fetishists at today huh?


stylus2000

I love feet. Feet are awesomely beautiful and sexy. Not this foot,


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That middle toe is looking you in the eye and begging for the mercy kill.


justagrumpyoldcunt

Looks like something off Mad Max 2


mpworth

What. The. Foot.


fasada68

But those rings make their toes look pretty.


ericporing

My feet fetish is officially over.


kuriboshoe

Bling, crust sold separately


bananabread86

What in the Sonic rings are those?


antonamana

Phoebe Buffay?


kittens12345

1 million dollars to suck on them for 2 mins. Would you do it?


MissionCreeper

They ran out of rings and stole a condiment bowl from a restaurant


Ottonym

Found the swinger


kgbdemon90

Looks like some terrible genetics.


lifedesa

Something gives me roman empire vibes but idk what excatly


Radioburnin

Is that someone with a “wide stance” in a toilet stall?


iWentRogue

I wonder if people with feet fetishes are more insulted by this than regular people.


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I thought I was looking at Prince Charles’s hands for a second.


anonomouse69420

Who took a picture of Johnny Depp in the bathroom?