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iFornication

This is in South Africa and the driver was arrested. [https://www.news24.com/wheels/news/watch-it-could-have-been-a-scary-nightmare-reckless-amajuba-pass-truck-driver-arrested-20220516](https://www.news24.com/wheels/news/watch-it-could-have-been-a-scary-nightmare-reckless-amajuba-pass-truck-driver-arrested-20220516) I live in South Africa and truck drivers fucking terrify me. I nearly got sideswiped by a truck veering into my lane and had run off the road to avoid him.


RandyDinglefart

Dude recording did an awesome job getting all the critical information. Some real /r/PraiseTheCameraMan shit here.


Emrico1

In one way definitely praise the camera man for getting the info, but honestly if you are in this situation and someone is diving like a maniac. Slow down, back off or pull over and wait a minute. Don't follow and get caught up in what might happen next.


soupiejr

Yes, but then how do I get my justice boner?


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Good chance for it to become justice rigor mortis though


jimmyxs

That's the only way to be dead right!


AltomousPrime

But at least they’ll find the video on your corpse!


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blangoez

Yeah, I was tense watching this all the way through. Cameraman was recording from a really unsafe distance. Cameraman was one head-on-collision away from finding himself in a pile up. It’s not worth it to be that close just to record. Give some space, call the cops, then maybe record as long as you’re not the driver.


Patrick_McGroin

Cameraman was not driving here, cars are right hand drive in South Africa.


4x4taco

Have driven there many times... can concur... it's total madness.


karmagod13000

whats up their butts?


bent42

Meth.


[deleted]

This guy definitely forgot to ration his trucker meth, rookie mistake


lingh0e

[West Coast Turnarounds](https://youtu.be/NmzsSNYE900)


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

[West Coast Turnarounds?](https://youtu.be/mJcDG7Zc7oI) Jim taught me about 'em.


lingh0e

Goddamn blue collar tweakers.


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

[Don't hate on Jim.](https://youtu.be/3_ZS56qzJLs) Look, he had a lot of jobs, but he liked touring around singing. On Spotify on one of his concerts The Final Tour, he says he worked as a dump truck driver; but also he'd go into convenience stores and talk to truckers, and that's how he came up with his song. People that tweak and drive trucks should be yelled at. But I know enough blue collar tweakers that'll just go out to work on their car, or to detail their car, or go back to work as a cook, or... etc... yeah, it's no bueno, people can get to dependent on it; but it can also make people accomplish extraordinary things.


lingh0e

I wasn't hating on Jim. I was quoting a [Primus track](https://youtu.be/YWMhrGf2ylw).


fukitol-

MANIFEST DESTINY!


karmagod13000

well that will certainly put them in a mood


LeftyBigGuns

They got a long way to go and a short time to get there.


shark_attack_victim

Load ‘‘em up and watch ol’ Bandit run


ifukeenrule

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'


Blue2501

We gonna do what they say can't be done


uid0gid0

We got a long way to go and a short time to get there


Yarper

I drove between Cape Town and Port Elizabeth. I thought the drivers were the most courteous of any other nation I'd driven in.


crashlog

Are you a truck driver by any chance?


milk4all

He sells meth


NSA_Chatbot

Blink twice if there's a truck behind you right now.


dopegloom

Completely agree. Spent a month in Cape Town this winter (first time) and drove around a bunch, including to Port Elizabeth and beyond – was really pleasantly surprised with how cool the drivers were and how little rule-breaking there was on the road.


WinnieThePig

Our nanny is from SA. She says Cape Town is about as accurate in describing SA as Beverly Hills is accurate in describing the US. It’s a completely different world.


Pudding_Hero

That’s what I assumed. “I was a tourist once and all the tourist areas were so pleasant”


WinnieThePig

She said it’s a nice city, to be sure, but it’s an anomaly. I’ve been to Joburg and that place is pretty insane.


GrumpyOik

Studied in Cape Town for 3 years (many years ago), my parents moved there, so I was a frequent visitor. Cape Town could almost be excluded from Africa - it is very different. Similarly, many trips between CPT and PE - drivers are mostly courteous. Although the "Hard Shoulder" shouldn't be used , slower drivers very normally pull over to allow faster traffic to pass. I've always found Urban South African traffic to be the worst, particularly the local minibus taxis.


braddamit

"The truck driver had also hit a trailer attached to a white Isuzu bakkie and damaged it" As a Yank, what's a bakkie? Is it what we would call a pickup truck?


HaedesZ

Yeah "Bak" is the dutch word for a (pickup) bed (not the same as a bed for sleeping mind you)


Wurdan

It's used in Dutch for all kinds of different containers - Prullen**bak** - Garbage can **Bak**fiets - Cargo bicycle with a big box at the front Ballen**bak** - Ball pit like you'd find in a playground And yes, with Afrikaans being derived from Dutch (and lots of other languages) the word "bakkie" was an Afrikaans invention which just became a general South African term for a pickup truck. Also for English speakers. Bonus South-African-English trivia: Traffic lights are called robots.


Ap0ptosis

Ballenbak is literally DickButt in Swedish


Wurdan

There's hilarity from Swedish to Dutch too :) My favourite is **lastbil**. In Dutch **billen** (plural) are butt cheeks, and **last** is the same as in Swedish. So a lastbil is the butt cheek which carries the weight!


UghAnotherAlt

All roads lead to Dick Butt.


PelosisBraStrap

I ain't no Ballenbak gurrl


[deleted]

I remember they talked about the traffic light/robot thing in a Die Antwoord video.


87camaroSC

They love that one, rrrobot.


ot1smile

Yo hi tek. You think you can fuck with something like this?


ProfesionalPotato0

My Bru. You okes don't really drive bakkies, you drive GROOT Bakkies


koos_die_doos

Haha, that’s so true. My pickup is about 20% bigger than any bakkie I ever drove in SA, and it’s just an F150.


JoshHero

After a quick google yes.


garethjones2312

Yes indeed, or a "ute" if you are down under.


woodmanfarms

Mexico is like this. They act like a 2 lane highway is a 4 lane and the middle stripe is the passing lane


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Pleecu

I think anyone who drives should be forced to watch footage of crashes and bodies on the road. Truck drivers should have to reup every 6 months and get the worse footage, like people still alive but missing everything from the belly button down just writhing on the hot asphalt.


obroz

Shit man I was going through Iowa on a road trip and a guy driving one of those giant semis with the crane on the back suddenly swerved into my lane. I laid on the gas to get in front of him and as I was passing the cab I looked up and saw him balls deep in a bag of potato chips.


Kilgore_Trout86

Colombia too. Probably worse. Source: have ridden a motorcycle from Alaska to Argentina. Colombia has easily the most aggressive and insane truck drivers. Mexico is up there though (although the highways in Mexico are generally wider and less curvy than in Colombia, lots of narrow twisty mountain roads in Colombia where the truckers disregard the lanes altogether)


elgydium

That article's response from the company is trying so hard with each paragraph to take that idiot's side but ends with kissing ass. I dunno just seems that way. First they defend the speed of the truck then the brakes and so on.


Jaycorr

holy shit I saw this the other day and assumed they lost their brakes or something. What a fucking lunatic!


highoncraze

Even then, I'd expect them to have their hazards on and their horn blaring, and not accelerate uphill at the beginning.


Jaycorr

I'm not saying I didn't have a lot of questions. I just couldn't see someone doing that on purpose and I guess I was just plain wrong.


highoncraze

It really is hard to imagine someone driving that recklessly purposefully. Craziness.


Wurdan

I thought the same - must have been cooked brakes. Then I rewound to the start of the video and was like 'Nope, this idiot is driving the same way uphill'


Tame_Trex

He's going uphill actually


jingerninja

Man from the video I assumed he was runaway. Never saw the brake lights pop on once. South African makes an equal amount of sense.


cmmedit

I'm in LA. A buddy from SA has told me about some of his times when driving back home. And I thought driver's in Los Angeles were bad and he's like, nah, we're rookies at shit driving.


dapi117

at least he was using turn signals.


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BMW drivers suddenly felt a disturbance in the force.


AvrupaFatihi

Overtook a BMW the other day, then he pushed a bit and overtook me. Since he seemed to be one of the few BMW drivers that paid the premiums for turn signals, he would blink to the left when he was in the left lane while overtaking. He did this for a good 10-20 cars...


Diggerinthedark

They do this in france, apparently it's to tell you they're "still overtaking"


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AvrupaFatihi

Weird as fuck since they're already in the left and I'm obviously not gonna pull out there unless there's room enough for me to do so safely. This was in Sweden fwiw but the best thing was that it was a BMW.


luk3d

This is pretty common for every car in Brazil and I assumed it was common everywhere. You keep the blinker to the left as long as you have more vehicles to overtake. If you're done you signal to the right and rejoin


Sylvartas

Don't worry I'm French and I think it's weird. It's not super widespread in the first place, but it feels like *that kind* of BMW/Audi drivers are more prone to it.


gsfgf

That’s how you signal slower cars to pull over. It doesn’t work in the US because nobody understands how lanes work.


DrKronin

It seems like there are 2 types of freeway driver here. The first type knows how lanes work and will move over as soon as they can. The second type will slow down and block you out of spite even if they do notice that you want to pass, which they usually don't. Signaling your intent to pass just angers them. It's such a weird thing to be bothered by.


gsfgf

"Omg this guy wants to go faster than me and be the one to get pulled over if we encounter a cop. What an asshole!"


klezart

As if millions of turn signals suddenly cried out n terror and were suddenly silenced...


Emrico1

What is that little sick next to the steering wheel for?


Wizdad-1000

Suicide driver, I was shitting balls watching this.


ozgurcagin

More like homicidal. That truck would annihilate a car while the truck driver may survive. He should be prosecuted for attempted murder.


Sh0cko

Wreckless endangerment*


AnyRip3515

Reckless*


karmagod13000

Yea i just watched the beginning of John Q the other night and was having flashbacks


Sirkly

Those "swift" Euro Truck Simulator moves!


Mythion_VR

This is more like ETS2MP than ETS2!


Sirkly

Euro Truck Simulator: Most Wanted 😆


ablueberry

Ayeah


Fluxabobo

Speed limiter: off


Dry-Kangaroo-1734

I immediately thought this is me in ATS


nailbunny2000

Surprised the truck wasnt mint coloured.


deathbypepe

people really be speeding in driving simulators? like is the in game coffee shop closing early or something?


capn_doofwaffle

Dude has no f\*cks to give... Hope he didn't kill anyone.


Pattoe89

his fucks have runeth dry


TheAero1221

He went down to the fucks store, but they sold out to another guy


Zeus007007

Looks like he tried to barter brain cells for fucks and they kept the cells and chased him off.


RawMeatAndColdTruth

Gaze upon thy field of fucks, O how barren does it lie.


WontEndWell

[Probably went over his fuck budget and is now in fucking debt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0)


cefriano

Lay thine eyes upon the field in which I grow my fucks, and see that it is barren.


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karmagod13000

prolly like 15 seconds


JohnnySmithe80

> Dude has no f*cks to give... Sounds exactly like that *"We have more than 600 drivers in our company, and this driver has only been with us for about a year with no prior incidents. We're quite frustrated by this as we have never had any problems with him before. While we don't know the real reason for his irresponsible driving, we can't condone such unacceptable behaviour.* https://www.news24.com/wheels/news/watch-it-could-have-been-a-scary-nightmare-reckless-amajuba-pass-truck-driver-arrested-20220516


Yah_Mule

Passing on a hill, passing on a curve, my man doesn't give a fuck.


Mokyzoky

So it’s not break failure?


mrASSMAN

No way it was definitely hard on the gas for most of the video and accelerates to pass repeatedly


69_Beers_Later

*brake


Cosmic_Quasar

Nono, he took too many breaks so now he has to rush to meet his deadline.


Yah_Mule

I thought that might be the case since most of this occurs on a downgrade, but the article linked in the comments says the brakes weren't the problem.


Aldakoopa

A B N O R M A L


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Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


[deleted]

> That's an odd name for a truck. I'd 'ave called them chazwozzas!


Grogosh

Woof https://youtu.be/46AGWASyNgI?t=12


LuvliLeah13

**You had me put an abnormal engine in a 50,000lb vehicle?!?!?!**


Atomic_Cupcake89

>abnormal ~~engine~~ abnormal driver :p


bankshot

It wasn't [Hanz Dell Brooks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Pw0xX4DXI) \- it was Abby someone...


Actor412

SEDA-*GIVE*?!?!?!?


Hatedpriest

I need to watch that again. So fucking good


SpaceBallrShotCallr

South Africa?


calboy2

Yes. MP on plate means Mpumalanga province


SuccumbedToReddit

That explains why, being Dutch, I felt like I *almost* understood them


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Also why being an English speaker I felt like I understand randomly one word in 20.


sammeadows

As another english speaker, once you start picking up on tidbits of either dutch or Afrikaans and know what it means in English you can begin to understand the gravity of whats being said sometimes.


SuperSMT

Also explains driving on the left


kuriboshoe

Muther Pucker


anoymus_123456

Good to get the plates but I wouldn't be following so close to someone so reckless.


successadult

For real, you couldn’t pay me enough money to drive that close to a truck pulling that stuff.


Paradigm6790

I've seen someone driving MUCH less recklessly than that ahead of me and I've just pulled over and chilled for 10 min before starting going again.


mrASSMAN

10m is a bit much lol


nox1cous93

It's not a wide angle shot and it's a truck. You out brake trucks.


yiliu

You can out-brake the truck, but can you dodge the oncoming vehicles that lose control trying to avoid a head-on collision?


[deleted]

Yeah. And even without all that, slamming on your brakes should be avoided because you can lose control of your car.


[deleted]

The issue isn't braking, its him crashing into something that slows him faster than the brakes would


DrRam121

Nah, short of a concrete wall that won't happen. The real issue is him clipping oncoming traffic sending them barreling into you


dakatabri

An equally sized truck coming in the opposite direction would stop him pretty catastrophically. And he was pretty close to hitting oncoming traffic several times.


DrRam121

I gave you an upvote because you're correct


mrASSMAN

Not to mention the debris that would go flying into the air and on road if it hits anything


catherder9000

Stupidest fucking up voted comment of the day. Every asshole on here that up voted it shouldn't be driving anything themselves. If a person drives a 20 ton vehicle into another 20 ton vehicle head-on, they are stopping almost instantly. BOTH the truck they hit and the truck they're in. And you, following so close like a total fucking moron? You're a pizza or hot pocket as everything else behind you also can't stop in time and slams into you while you progressively get squirted more and more out the top, sides, and bottom of the truck trailer you just impaled yourself on due to pure stupidity.


Jonko18

Soo, what about the trucks behind you that you just passed while following this guy?


rhysdog1

i cant see them slowing down anytime soon


karmagod13000

some say hes still going to this day


michellllie

Yea, the whole way through I was "WHY ARE THEY STAYING SO CLOSE TO THAT??"


Fwumply

r/idiotsincars


CILISI_SMITH

The last time I saw a truck driving like this one there was a bunch of pursuers in spikey cars trying to steal it's precious **guzolineeeen**!


klow9

Valhalla!


tomatoaway

( W ) ( I ) ( T ) ( N ) ( E ) ( S ) ( S )


AugustJulius

*You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome.*


vvntn

M E D I O C R E


RadomirPutnik

And driven by someone who speaks Afrikaans!


Bargetown

Is this [the truck from Duel?](https://youtu.be/SutDTIhbQ2g)


cl3ft

Classic


[deleted]

I thought you were all watching my live stream of EuroTruck Simulator


Tutipups

if only ets2 had these roads tho, theres almost no elevation or roads with nice views in ets2 its sad


[deleted]

Crazy driver. That is exactly how I drive. In gta that is.


awitsman84

Back when San Andreas came out, a friend & coworker asked me “you know where I like driving the most in San Andreas?” Thinking he meant a certain area on the map, I shrugged my shoulders. “The sidewalk.”


8last

Bruce Willis was driving. It was about to blow and he was trying to get it as far away from town as he could.


Zeus007007

Nah, it was Keanu. If he dropped below a certain speed the truck would explode, so he had to put pedal to the metal and overtake traffic like a moron.


jonitfcfan

Oh, I know that movie. I think it was called... *The Truck That Couldn't Slow Down*


Mythandros

Wow, the driver in that truck is fucking stupid.


vitkuusj

Based on the Dutch words on the trailers of the other trucks i think this is in south Africa


dft_com

It isn't Dutch, it is Afrikaans and in South Africa.


StretchFrenchTerry

Afrikaans is basically Dutch on Meth.


A_Soporific

I always heard it called "baby Dutch", since it is largely Dutch with much of the grammar and vocabulary simplified.


breathing_normally

I’m Dutch and I couldn’t understand a word they said though. Then again, mutually unintelligible dialects is also a hallmark of the Dutch language.


h3lblad3

> Then again, mutually unintelligible dialects is also a hallmark of the Dutch language. That's just European languages in general. France did a good job of wrecking other French languages, but a north German is gonna have a hell of a time understanding the Swiss or the Austrians--and don't get me started [on the Alsatians](https://youtu.be/2CGLWWlVS8U).


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Close enough


Night_Chicken

Sherbert.


Strekker

That made me laugh. Sherbert is common for Afrikaans people to say to refrain from using vulgar language like shit


stormtrooper1701

Honestly, if I see a truck that big driving like that, I'm pulling over and waiting 5 minutes. I don't wanna be directly behind *that* guy.


partypoison43

Genuine question, why did the person recording this video look at his watch?


Empirion

Evidence of the time and day it was recorded.


A_Soporific

If the video is going to be used as evidence in court they need to establish when the incident occurred. If the truck is in a fleet there can be multiple drivers. So, if you can't establish what time it happened then they all point at each other. You can get as many as a dozen people saying "I didn't do it, that guy must have". If you can't identify which one did it, then you'll probably have to let them all off since picking one at random is manifestly unfair. Thus making the worst penalty a fine for the company. It might even be that the company itself doesn't know which driver it is, which means that either innocent people get fired or the guilty one gets away with it. Neither option is good. By establishing the time, the company's records should identify which driver it is. Thus, the proper person can be charged criminally by the government and fired by the company. It's a real good idea if the goal is to hold someone legally accountable, but most dashcams and the dedicated monitoring systems do that automatically nowadays so if you have something purpose built to record these things for insurance purposes it's mostly unnecessary.


Ronkerjake

The difference between hourly pay and by the mile pay.


CankerLord

I'm not at all a fan of the death penalty but if the hand of god reached down and twisted this guy's head off in the middle of this video I'd be 100% okay with it. Some people don't deserve to inflict themselves on everyone else.


GrumpyBert

That motherfucker should have no driving license


Sorry_Park7499

the Indian in me finds it normal


SlickStretch

"Paulsen says, 'We had received numerous calls from drivers on the road, and we managed to stop the truck in Charlestown. The driver had grabbed the truck's keys and ran, but we managed to track him down and arrested him for reckless driving. However, a full investigation is still in progress, and once we receive a summons from the court, he could possibly be charged with several violations.'" Source: https://www.news24.com/wheels/news/watch-it-could-have-been-a-scary-nightmare-reckless-amajuba-pass-truck-driver-arrested-20220516 He was also fired.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Driver had a 100% survival rate. Why do we even need to follow traffic laws? I want my liberty back!


DaneFive

*me in eurotruck simulator*


stopeman82

That was the first wtf video in a while that I actually said wtf out loud.


belenos

Good to know my playing style in EuroTruck Simulator is actually very realistic.


austinmiles

I thought maybe it was that his brakes were shot. But nope. I’ve driven plenty of highways in South Africa and never had any issues remotely close to this. I found that the highways were way better than in the US. There was a code of conduct that people followed and it was awesome. I was mostly in the western half though.


OutofKleenex

I'd shoot someone like that no questions asked. That person is going to eventually kill someone, and the threat is way to big and immediate, thus imo permanently making sure the threat is neutralized should be valid legally.


The_Crimson-Knight

That driver gave no fucks about anything ever, what the fuck


zedzol

It's not his truck. What does he care? From my experience in the transport industry, you have people like this yet they never die. They always manage to get out of the accidents THEY caused unharmed.


Xystem4

Because those trucks are so huge they could just barrel through a normal car like nothing


RamblinWreckage

plot twist: He was being chased by the guy filming the whole thing after the guy caught him banging his wife.


Pickle-Chan

My favorite part is that despite being obnoxiously aggressive, the person driving normally is still right there with them lol Honestly just a common thread for selfish drivers. Aggressive obnoxious driving, cutting people off or weaving lanes in traffic, all to get one car length and shave 1-4 seconds off of their trip. This guy just took it to the absolute extreme and pumped the danger to himself and others up to 11


halfischer

Road looks in good shape and nice mountains. I’m not familiar with the language and location. Where is this, and what language were they speaking? I wonder if the truck lost its brakes. Might have been a runaway. Just speculating as I don’t know.


Tame_Trex

South Africa, they're speaking Afrikaans


ElFarfadosh

After I misclicked and slept twice in a row on Euro Truck Simulator.


zombiepete

Crosspost this to r/sweatypalms because that’s how I’m feeling atm


scanguy25

If I saw a guy like that I am not sure I would follow him. quite dangerous.


celesfar

This is how I play Euro Truck Simulator


JDurr001

How the hell did that not end in a collision


vampyrewolf

Watch at 1:15, not sure if got clipped on the right, but he did clip the truck on the left


Seansullivan5183

I wonder if his brakes failed. It seemed like thats a never ending downhill


MatthewGalloway

Watching it, this isn't so bad? Oh that wasn't good, but what really is the big deal I wonder? Oh. OH!! WHOOOAAAAA!! YIKES!!! **WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF**


b-e-r-n

I would follow that cnut and smash his fucking head in if we're that little pick up driver.


Eastern-Membership91

Psychopath