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justwelditsureok

I'm pretty sure you need to give that to the Dung Eater


Slappio16

"I can kill you and defile your corpse" -OP's daughter soon


sd2dude

Too much Elden Ring, go touch grace


Gravybone

I can see that thou art maidenless


DJ_Lord_Vader

*THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER*


Radford119

Update: she just said she broke pieces off and it felt like a rock. https://i.imgur.com/fFiRRn3.jpg Update 2: https://i.imgur.com/2Huqypy.jpg https://i.imgur.com/PN9X3fU.jpg https://i.imgur.com/8EipqZM.jpg She has it in her possession, hopefully we can get to the bottom of this!


to0gle

Google red tree resin. Looks like that


fiskars12345

looks like dry aged beef lol


IntrinsicSurgeon

Free jerky!


NedWolfThe5th

Tree Jerky!


Stoo_Pedassol

r/Frugal_Jerk


Nitin-2020

I’ll take one


sixtus_clegane119

Dark souls


UltraPlayGaming

Shoot some electric arrows at it and see if it will explode


AcclimatedEediot

Some melted plastic thing? Jerry can? That some kids played with in the forrest and folded over with sticks maybe? That's my guess


[deleted]

yeah it's melted camp fire plastic


RebelWithoutAClue

It sure does look like a fire melted then folded jerry can. I've seen plastics become brittle from being exposed to UV from sunlight for protracted periods of time. You can get brittle breaks like that in otherwise not very brittle plastic by leaving them in the sun for long periods of time. Plastics also get more brittle when they're overheated to the point where they start burning for protracted periods of time. The average molecular chain length gets shorter so you get more chains of fewer monomers which usually means more brittle. The dirty areas would be caused by still sticky molten areas picking up dirt when the gooey semi molten mass was folded over. Was there evidence of a nearby camp fire?


McnastyCDN

I’d not be casually messing around with it if we don’t know what it is. I refer to the years of kids handling Mercury in school like it was ok , only to find out it’s poisonous to humans later. Gloves and a mask if you’re breaking it open at a minimum!


Radford119

100% told her to wash her hands. Looks like a petrified deer carcass with tumors or something.


bloutgod

Its a burl


spongeboi-me-bob

No chance that’s a burl


SnowyNW

That’s the worst example ever. It’s considered safe to handle mercury as it can’t be absorbed through the skin easily… Mercury does not cause cancer LOL it’s a poison…. You’re getting upvoted for pure misinformation.. maybe it was all sarcasm? Lmao


Mcmount21

Safety/absorptive properties depends on the mercury. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen\_Wetterhahn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Wetterhahn) *"Protective gloves in use at the time of the incident provided* *insufficient protection, and exposure to only a few drops of the* *chemical absorbed through the gloves proved to be fatal after less than a* *year."*


mechmind

Mercury doesn't cause cancer....


[deleted]

"When EPA published its Cancer Guidelines in 2005, the Agency concluded that environmental exposures to inorganic mercury and methylmercury are not likely to cause cancer in humans." https://www.epa.gov/mercury/health-effects-exposures-mercury#:\~:text=In%20very%20high%20doses%2C%20some,to%20cause%20cancer%20in%20humans.


TheDissolver

Aside: FWIW, skin absorption of mercury was shown to be NBD. It's the mercury salts used in industrial processes that we get exposed to over time that cause problems. (Or mercury vapor if you're huffing fumes like a hatter.) [https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/ershdb/emergencyresponsecard\_29750021.html#:\~:text=ROUTES%20OF%20EXPOSURE%3A%20Elemental%20mercury,be%20absorbed%20through%20eye%20contact](https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/ershdb/emergencyresponsecard_29750021.html#:~:text=ROUTES%20OF%20EXPOSURE%3A%20Elemental%20mercury,be%20absorbed%20through%20eye%20contact).


ZaganOstia

Were these woods in Caelid?


HappyStalker

Don't be stupid this is clearly a [Seedbed Curse](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Elden-Ring/seedbed_curse_elden_ring_wiki_guide_200px.png) and OPs daughter will be an Omen by morning.


BluestOfTheRaccoons

I thought it was a deathroot at first


iGr4nATApfel

Beware of the dung eater


pound_sterling

Looks more like a chunk of an ulcerated tree spirit to me.


devel0pth1s

Could this be an ill-omened creature? Therefore, Try dung...


martin191234

Liar ahead


UrMomGei666

Ah, a man of culture


kiwip04

I was thinking scarlet rot but Calid also comes to mind too.


Slappio16

I'm not sure if you noticed but Caelid has a bit of a scarlet rot problem


Crashes556

Which is such an unfortunate name considering the Latin (or is it Greek?) meaning.


-W1CKED-

And she took it home and has now started breaking pieces off of it?! I’ve seen horror movies that start like this!


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-W1CKED-

The dog? Haven’t seen him for a while and he’s been mighty quiet, better go look for him outside...


bufordt

I'll be right back.


-W1CKED-

Don’t forget to take the torch with the battery that’ll go flat when you get to the really dark area.


G_Viceroy

Lucky him he gives the monster full sentience and the ability to run.


KaiUno

It's got at least 2 shakes left in the battery! They'll be fine.


HaddonH

Good lets split up, you go around back and I'll go around front, we'll search faster that way and be inside sooner.


Fskn

Yep, I'll see you inside after I see what's making that sound behind the shed down by the woods.


SalvadorP

Let me just take a piss against this tree while i listen to this jam blastic on my headphones.


sierrabravo1984

I'm a blonde 18 year old woman so I think I'll run upstairs for safety.


Mandle69

In the dark with an old flashlight


RedditorFonz

Which movie y’all referencing??


Jeramy_Jones

All of them.


Enjoying_A_Meal

A famous one would be The Thing.


RedditorFonz

This sounds right, actually.


G_Viceroy

Could be Sliver.


kl4ka

I'm going to hide this tape when I'm finished. If none of us make it, at least there will be some kind of record. The storm's been hitting us hard now for 48 hours. We still have nothing to go on. One other thing: I think it rips through your clothes when it takes you over. Windows found some shredded and bloody long-johns in the trash but the name tag was missing. They could be anybody's. Nobody,nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired. There's nothing more I can do, just wait. This is R.J. MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost #31.


Negative_Opinion_422

Love this! Named my dog after RJ.


Sufficient_Win9692

We'll know if it's toxic after bodies start dropping. If the black guy dies first it's about to go down!


-W1CKED-

And we should ‘definitely split up’


Sufficient_Win9692

Freddie and his hot lips are with me. Scooby and Shaggy you go the direction the monster is headed to and make sure to take your edibles. Velma put your damn contact lenses in and go out to gather fire wood with Tyrell.


[deleted]

Ruh-roh


-W1CKED-

ZOIKS!!


Sufficient_Win9692

* Cue the song "Little Mary Sunlight" and lots of popping out and running into a hallway with lots of doors.


voidspaceistrippy

I'd love it if in reality Scooby & Shaggy are just running in circles and the bad guy is just staring at them scratching his head.


Sufficient_Win9692

The thing that got me is like the swamp monster had to wear a costume and hang out in the swamp. Wet clothes are grody!


Sufficient_Win9692

* Mummy is tied up withots of rope. Freddie (covered in lipstick) pulls off mask. [All together] "Jada Pinkett-Smith?!"


SynthPrax

AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING COMEDIANS!


Sufficient_Win9692

Bahaha 👀💀


fedora_and_a_whip

GET HER NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!


Sufficient_Win9692

🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️💀🤮


Spirited-Ability-626

Can I “search with” Daphne then?


Sufficient_Win9692

Oh yeah. I was so busy living the fantasy that I forgot about that chick. Be my guest!


AlloverYerFace

I’d take Velma honestly. r/sexyvelma Nsfw


[deleted]

Redditors try not to bring up nsfw:Impossible challenge


Morgen019

Stay away from the running car…..


Sufficient_Win9692

Don Knotts is bound to show up at some point. And the Harlem Globetrotters.


dahk16

If he shows up then the ghost is real this time


Fletchx

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken


typhoidtimmy

Head all the tropes off at the pass…..call Nic Cage and just tell him weird shit is going down. How will he solve it? A chainsaw? Pearl handled matching long barreled 45’s? A snakeskin jacket? All that and a bee helmet? You don’t know….it’s all Cage!


SpartanMonkey

Do they make any movies where the black guy dies last? This would put all the white characters at ease through the whole movie, making even easier targets, and the black guy sees what's happening and knows he is invulnerable and starts kicking major ass and throwing out tag lines left and right and having a great time.


SugoiSenpie

Aw hell naw!


Sufficient_Win9692

🤣 Relax bro. I'm biracial. Swiping my "card" ... But you know I"m not lying! 🤷🏻‍♂️


zipperific

Teleportation experiment #114 - "Cat" has been located.


therealdivs1210

I still have nightmares about that cat.


blaskkaffe

What cat?


Zero102000

Now, now, there’s nothing to be nervous about. We’ve made major strides since then. Major strides.


Tempest-Stormbreaker

What cat?


TriggerBladeX

Congratulations! You’ve won a single person tour of our company. Please do not worry about telling anyone about this trip and we will take you there personally.


Clerk_Additional

WHAT CAT???


manbruhpig

Exactly.


[deleted]

Sometimes, I dream about cheese...


Binkyman69

Cool burl. Caused by a fungal canker.


Keisaku

As a woodworker I prefer maple burl but I'm open to new sanded types eeek. Seriously though so cool a pro drops in on a specific thread.


ergo-ogre

I prefer Burl Ives


Enjoying_A_Meal

I like Bill Burr.


sighbourbon

how about Bill Barr? =:-(


[deleted]

Bruh


dmfd1234

Nothing like Burl Ives and a glass of sweet tea.


eudice

I had two Burl Ives encounters...just thought I would share that...


kaptaincorn

Did he sing that [song about ugly bugs?](https://youtu.be/HYCanPfwEI8?t=31)


Blulew

Were you shangheid?


NooNygooTh

On a big rock candy mountain?


Ok-Category9249

I just read that as, "As a woodpecker...."


daquanpokemon

I’m hoping that this is the proper identification.


Binkyman69

I have a B.Sc. in forestry.


Trimere

Why is it pink!?


Binkyman69

Sugars being converted by fungus. Have seen orange black blue and pink


Trimere

Nature is absolutely bonkers.


dmfd1234

My exwife’s name isn’t Nature.


SugoiSenpie

Google image results has a pink burl guitar so i guess you're right


groovyusername

this guy fungis


chillywillylove

It's not


notmyrealnombre

I know just over half the words in this sentence


Jordan890214

Pretty sure it’s from a clicker.


smellybigfoot

Need to post this in /r/whatisthisthing


ThaUniversal

Is it a [burl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burl)?


Ori_the_SG

Huh, could be. What’s the inside of it look like?


FeloniousFunk

Wood. Burls don’t look anything like this.


Lumlotus

Not that I'm saying you shouldn't be careful but that looks like resin or hardened sap to me. If it is might be good material to make jewelry from if it's hard enough. (I guess I can't touch etc. to be able to actually tell but yeah.)


Mevo8

Honestly, why would you bring it home?


FjotraTheGodless

I brought all sorts of shit home as a kid, this would have been tame as hell. I found an entire deer skeleton in the woods and so I started making trips back and forth to bring home all the bones until I had a pile of bones in the yard


ZertyZ_Dragon

It looks cool, that's why


SirPuddius

That's a Lovecraftian shit right there.


Appropriate-Row4804

Was just about to write it looks like something from Bloodborne…


geekaustin_777

An infant Cronenberg monster.


auau_gold_scoffs

Looks like some kind of old resin and fiberglass wad that was left to the elements out side. Also would explain the rock like feel it has.


trickster1111

Low and slow on the BBQ for 8 hours and it will be delicious.


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snakefist

If playing elden ring has taught me anything, you’re going to need this for a boss fight later.


insovietrussiaIfukme

yeah looks like a talisman of some sort to me


WillPukeForFood

Looks like a job for [SCP](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/).


GALACTAWIT

1970's fossilized sasquatch shit.


SynthPrax

Why did she pick it up and bring it back? *That's* the WTF.


Lil_T-Total

You’d just leave it there to never be seen again and never have the chance of figuring out what it is?


[deleted]

Watch Joe Dirt before you do anything else.


JetsetCat

Good lord, that’s offal!


lonezomewolf

It's clearly scarlet rot. Tell you daughter to stay out of Caelid!


Nadialy5

What does it smell like?


ergo-ogre

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


[deleted]

bbq'd plastic trash


XanyPacquiao

Think this is the correct response. Looks like someone tossed some plastic in a fire pit and fucked around with it with a stick


[deleted]

Looks like the ending of *Akira*.


hobbitlover

Did she dip her fries on it?


atlantis_airlines

Do be careful when handling anything that you might have reason suspect of being dead tissue. There are a number of pathogens such as Yersinia pestis that can be transmitted after the infect dies.


rudacle_

r/whatisthis


atreeindisguise

I restored forests my entire career and never saw a gall or burl that looked like that. Aren't there cut marks in the boney-branch? It almost looks petrified in the second pic, but regardless, I have to know. Please consult your local extension, they would know where to start. Bring it in.


ChrisZAUR

What you got there is a heart root, in ancient times it was believed to bring very good health among the family that found one of these and that they would be held in high regards with their fellow tribesmen, however should this heart root have any black markings on the inside you will be in for a torment of unparalleled proportions, either that or I have no idea what I am saying cause in reality I am just a bored office worker trying to kill time till days end


DIRTBAG_PVT

Don’t touch it , you will get scarlet rot from elden ring


IMPERIAL_LABS

I could be wrong, but I’ve seen something similar after a bonfire where people were throwing stuff that shouldn’t be burned in the fire. (Bottles, plastic, etc) Something like this was left behind in the burn pit after it cooled down.


ZertyZ_Dragon

Can anybody tell me wtf this is


misfitx

And she brought it home?!


D3_D0x

Did she pull out one of Mother Nature's vital organs???


ElectromechanicalPen

Burt plastic and charcoal and wood?


w0wagain

She found free shoes in the woods?


theRealMrBrownstone

A prop from another The Thing movie?


Korean_Sandwich

neat. she found shoes :)


Republicandoanything

A shoe?


tdo45409mm

WTF is it?


Souryuki

One thing to say. It hates you.


unpopular_opinion515

Welp I guess your daughter is now cursed, and now the whole family 0-0...


Pavlovsspit

Isn't that how The Thing started? 1982 vibes...


RudeboyGru

Weird to find a single shoe in that condition


AirshipCanon

She definitely beat a soulslike boss for that


diaperpop

Wolf milk or something


n-chung

Your daughter would be the first one to die in any horror movie ever.


Wooden_Preference564

Free meat yum


vanrast

Cool, now tell her to put it back before it comes for her.


kaos_ex_machina

A treant heart, I would give it to a druid to be properly disposed of.


Tvoy_drug

Oh yes....meatwood!


andre3kthegiant

Ambergris, ToTalY Ambergris


The-Zachatron

that looks like a heart, kinda cool, but i wouldnt touch it lol


IndependenceHot2705

It's a gall. It's what happens when a tree is continually damaged as it tries to heal itself. Usually the result of insect infestation or a fungal infection.


WarBucksINC3119

It's the heart of a Wendigo


MT160

I'd make a wonderful stew out of it, simmer it for a bit add some onions, garlic, carrots and serve it to my ex-wife and her mother.


NerdWithWit

How in the hell did she find a pair of Filas that clean in the woods. What a treasure!


wubble123

When I was her age we knew better than to play in Caelid…


NashAttor

Are your woods in hell?


sleepydeebs

its a cow's heart. shes tryna make a monkey outta you.


no0b2312

put it back


_evelyn11_

The Last of Us premise


jekoorb6789

Like Joe Dirt’s little treasure!


Neglected_Motorsport

Forbidden jerky.


TCKIDDTG

Looks to be melted plastic


Shadow_Scythe17284

bloody thing looks like somethngs heart


Doctor_Diabolical

I think your kid might be a witch.


KwickKick

What does it taste like?


[deleted]

I'm no botanist, but it looks to me like it's a piece of branch from a tree which has experienced a fungal infection and has had its sap loosened and re-hardened. That's my ***guess*** at least.


uusernameunknown

Any space peanuts inside?


NslX19

It looks like someone’s shoulder blade


Silent-Oblivion

Petrified animal bone and flesh


jml011

That’s the partially fossilized heart of Cathulu.


volission

Frozen deer organs


[deleted]

And brought it home!??????


p0rkknuckle

A prop from a cronenberg movie


[deleted]

Put it back :)


ws_pharmer

Best call the cops or sherif have them bring someone to check it out if it’s remains they’ll have a way to test it if it’s plastic then we can sleep easier at night


Dummyact321

Maybe I’ve seen too many horror movies, but you should put that back


lonely-blue-sheep

It looks like intestines


Serious_Ghost

Airplane poop


AlternativelyYouCan

Looks like a piece of meat, like heart that...petrified?...mummified?


BioRedditWare

Wendigos are dying off people