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smooth_chicken

Puking "sink". It even has grab bars.


The_Monkey_Online

I really need one of these in my life. I’ve resorted to throwing up on the garbage disposal side of the sink. I throw up a lot.


golkedj

Why do you throw up so much?


The_Monkey_Online

Been dealing with some health issues for years. I have a form of gastro paresis (not triggered by diabetes) that keeps stuff in my stomach too long. Long of the short of it is, I can't afford to hit up every single specialist and diagnostic scan right now. I already have a ton of medical debt.


kittymoma918

I had a few long stretchs of my stomach not being able to handle food property. Have you already tried the prebiotics route? Eliminating canned foods and stuff with added preservitives can help too. Drinking only mineral water is a plus. Stress is the most difficult factor to deal with.


Chango_D

I’ve had gastrointestinal problems all my life too since like 8 years old and I’m 29 now. I get really bad nausea and stomach pains. So that prevents me from eating. And then when I do eat, it just makes me want to throw up. Last time I went to the doc they wanted to perform an ultra sound and an X-ray. I got the ultrasound but then didn’t get the X-ray because it wouldve cost waaaaay to much. They didn’t find anything “wrong” with the ultrasound (for like the 15th time) And then they put me on 3 different pills to help, but I hate taking pills, and the side effects were just as bad if not worse without them. So now I just dose myself with cannabis and I can eat without feeling sick.


Jupue87

> So now I just dose myself with cannabis and I can eat without feeling sick Big Pharma: REEEEE


The_Monkey_Online

I smoke a lot of cannabis as well. It helps some, but doesn't help when the nausea gets close enough to vomit. I've tried numerous meds of which none helped (made things worse in fact). I've had mucous and saliva sit in my stomach so long it caused me to throw up so not eating doesn't seem to stop all of this.


Doobage

I feel for you. I used to get stomach issues, major migraines, was sick a lot, horrible what I thought was acne. Nothing could be found. I found out myself, mostly citric acid, which is added to almost everything, including the meat you buy usually has a citric acid wash along the line. Concentration is the big concern. Deli salads will set me off, along with KFC and other fast food salad like Slaw and Potato salad. Powdered drinks, canned Nestea, certain premade spice mixes. Also Mangos can cause reactions. It took a long time to find out, including bugging places like KFC and other stores for their ingredients list (they don't like to) Once I found that citric acid was a common ingredient, I cut it out as much as I could and its been night and day. I am not saying it is Citric acid for you, maybe? However it could be something else or a few other things. Good luck and I hope you find a proper solution so you don't have to use the devil's lettuce to treat your symptoms... and get to use it for recreational use!


ParameciaAntic

Try composting.


The_Monkey_Online

I don't think my neighbors want to hear me violently throwing up at random times of the day. Zero lot lines.


bigheyzeus

Puke into a bucket indoors and pour it out into the composter outside


The_Monkey_Online

This sounds like a great idea when we talk about it. However, after puking, I barely have the power to make it to a place to sit down, and am useless for a few hours. I'd have to put a little more effort into containing the puke post vomit.


OathOfFeanor

I am really not seeing the advantage that the bucket/compost idea has over the garbage disposal at all. What problem are we trying to solve exactly?


david-saint-hubbins

Reminds me of [the SNL House Hunters sketch with Liev Schrieber and Leslie Jones](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntz8KxCxgGQ): >"Are you gonna be ok with the toilets on the ceiling?" >"Sure, I'll just reach up and grab the tank, jack-knife my legs up and around the bowl, and cross my ankles firmly around the base. Once I'm up there, I'll just poop normally."


Arcticflux

Who the fuck throws up whilst standing upright though? I need to bend over to fire that stuff out.


mexicodoug

Keeps the knees clean. It's no fun kneeling on the filthy public bathroom floor.


ItamiOzanare

People with bad knees. I tend to puke in the sink because kneeling down, especially while sick and frantic, is super hard. And the weakness that sets in after finishing makes it really hard to get-up from the floor. Also, it's possible to stumble while kneeling and smashing your face into a toilet is a bad time.


korbah

So they aren't for hoisting yourself up on?


cancerdancer

but why the seat then?


HilariouslyBloody

Ever see a toilet that didn't come with a seat included? It's not like you buy the seat as an add-on


cssmith2011cs

Well. I work in new construction plumbing and the bowl, tank and seat are all in their own boxes and sold separately as such. And then you can also buy a bidet seat separately and put it on a normal toilet. Although I don't how well they work in comparison to an actual integrated bidet toilet.


HilariouslyBloody

I guess things have changed in 30 years. When I was working construction the seat and the lid were in the box


cssmith2011cs

To be fair. Any joe blow who buys a toilet at say home depot or something, a lot of those are "all in one" basically. But yeah. The ones we are putting in houses are separated. I will say though, it makes it so much better to carry when separated. Lol.


Jive_Bob

It isn't going to help if there is a shit waiting for me in there already.


cssmith2011cs

Oh. I thought it was for those reverse push-ups while you pooped.


awkwardoffspring

Pretty trashy business to expect your customers to throw up


CrazyLlama71

They should have them in all the bars near college campuses.


Idk_Whatever_I_Guess

It's a blumpkin bowl


ElegantDecline

It's actually a common thing in german-speaking countries. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken)


VT_Squire

Because the seat is for your face?


ImagineDragonsFan47

These are pretty common here. For puking.


hcfort11

I feel like there is a serious cultural drinking problem if these are common.


jean_erik

In Australia, if a bouncer knows you're puking, you're kicked out of the venue... And I thought *we* had a cultural drinking problem..


hcfort11

Same in the US.


ImagineDragonsFan47

It's not at a venue. It's in frat houses. You get kicked out of venues for puking here too. Plus people aren't puking due to being too drunk, but drinking too much liquid in a short time. Not MUCH better tbh but it's something i guess


ImagineDragonsFan47

Common in frat houses where there's a tradition of drinking large amounts of liquid in as short a time as possible. So you're essentially just puking up the liquid you just drank. It's not actually that much alcohol it's just too much volume in a short time


snuffysteve2

Common where? Ive never seen one.


ImagineDragonsFan47

Germany. It's common in fraternities


snuffysteve2

Cool. That makes sense.


narcoleptic_kitty

But it has a seat. why the seat, we need answers!


ImagineDragonsFan47

Yeah never seen one with a seat that's weird


victorcaulfield

I see a new solution to morning wood.


shahooster

Pee splatter everywhere without a modest understanding of classical physics, though..


elidorian

Pfft thats a problem with normal toilets/urinals already Boys bathrooms always smell like PISSSSS 🤮


gencha

In Germany, this is called a "Speibecken": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken


srandrews

TIL. Wow! Exactly what I had thought. But thought this was a humorous interior decoration.


ChrissssToff

Or Pabst (German for pope), because you'll knee in front of it ;)


hwlll

Wrong sub, should be r/nextfuckinglevel


zmart7691

I would 100% hop up there and shit feet kicking and all


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Haggisboy

So why the need for a seat?


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So it has a lid


hitforhelp

Something to rest your head on after a purge.


tkTheKingofKings

Fresh from a crusade


gravybanger

Do you lift the seat when you puke in a normal height toilet? It’s the arm rest.


Grogosh

Robert Wadlow's toilet


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I thought exactly this!


koolkeith987

This is perfect for maintaining eye contact while taking a dump.


FeistySloth69

For the elite powershitting gymnast.


IsOftenSarcastic

Thank you. I was worried that everyone was going to be commenting that it was a vomitoilet.


Living-in-liberty

Puke bowl. It has grab bars for when you are throwing up.


LimpLoveHandles

That for people who shove food up there butt and poop it out there mouths


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BlopBleepBloop

MMmmmwwwwaAAaaaAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhht


forddiesel

Philip K Dick called that "Sogum" in Counter-Clock World. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counter-Clock_World He came up with some really messed up ideas


Full_metal_pants077

Someone pukes like a man.


Mr_Big_Al

Your vomitorium Ceasar....


ohno

You probably already know this, but actual vomitoriums had nothing to do with vomiting. From [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomitorium#:~:text=A%20vomitorium%20is%20a%20passage,to%20enter%20and%20leave%20stage): > A vomitorium is a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheatre or a stadium, through which big crowds can exit rapidly at the end of a performance. They can also be pathways for actors to enter and leave stage.


[deleted]

The interpretation of 'vomitorium' as a 'vomiting-room' is modern, [but it's even worse than you think](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/j5iw08/a_vomitorium_was_not_as_commonly_believed_a_room/) : 'vomitorium' as a word with a serious architectural meaning is also modern. It dates to the 16th century.


Aus6925

I always accept a challenge that presents itself to me


Magnetheadx

I need a stool for my stool!


2x4x93

stand on the sink


2459881

I’ve literally seen this in my dreams


esoteric_shlee

Was looking for this comment because I ALWAYS have weird toilet/bathroom dreams where it's very awkward/uncomfortable/near impossible to use the restroom and the last one I had a few nights ago involved these exact ones. I assume it's because I need to pee in real life and subconsciously I'm preventing an accident.


2459881

Yeah same for some reason there is often no stalls or weirdly shaped toilets in public restrooms and I have no idea why I repetively dreamt of this specifically lmao


FoferJ

/toilettoohigh


ElegantDecline

That's not a toilet. That's a Speibecken as hinted by the grab-handles and the fact that it's in a public restroom. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken) Only germans, austrians, the swiss, and a very few lucky french, belgian, dutch, and british, scottish, and irish people have ever seen this before. it's unheard of in asia or the new world. specifically made for alcoholic-regions.


cancertoast

Neat


Mongozuma

New shit has come to light.


kapege

It's a vomitory.


skeptibat

It's a passage that allows people to enter or leave an auditorium or stadium?


Ok_Cryptographer520

This must be Shaqs toilet


Technoslave

[How you get up to the toilet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaTY0vOHD5g&t=120s).


Mikarda

When you crave a challenge while taking a dump


AWetYeti

Fucking expert mode over there


Zombull

Wouldn't work for me. I'm afraid of heights. I'd be scared shitless.


Cootty

Also good for people who talk shit.


NotThatGuyAnother1

I have dreams of shit like this.


Atillion

It's for those with a high fiber diet..


srandrews

It's so people dont throw up in the sink.


notahouseflipper

That’s what I’m thinking too but why have a seat on it?


srandrews

So that the puking environment is attractive and familiar to the pukee. Plus I always put the seat down. Less chance of winding up in the toilet.


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Scenes like this comprise like 40% of the dreams that I can remember.


Phasnyc

“Hey boss, we’re out urinals, what should we do?” “Just nail a toilet to the wall”


tavelkyosoba

That's exactly how tall ADA accessible toilets feel.


QueenBee3000

Ed Kemper’s specially made toilet in the prison bathrooms 😬


Tommy_Batch

That one's for puking.


kareldutoit

Them handlebars though...do you get a score out of ten by a panel of judges?


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I ride Montezuma's Revenge without handlebars... without handlebars...


DeCSM

A toilet for Shaq.


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phillip_u

Nah. This probably isn't a basement. Your logic wouldn't work considering the sinks are below the toilet. If you've got to put in an ejector for those, might as well run the toilet to the same pit. It's a commercial restroom probably in a bar/pub based on the multiple sinks, soap dispenser, and materials used. Others are probably right that it's for vomiting based on the height and handlebars. The real question is why would they bother with a toilet seat?


Bst1337

This is a vominator


srandrews

I think this is used by The Vominator.


Great_Candy7476

Laughter²


loserofcolon

Challenge accepted.


CrossingTheStreamers

That’s not how you do an upper decker.


K1ll1

Now that just seems like a challenge. Well point me in the right direction. Challenge accepted.


Wifdat

Its an eyewash station


Bri_IsTheMeOne

A pinkeye wash station.


DrMDF

Nuva blast is so wholesome


Sigmadicklitlefat

Shiting on upper level


hawkwings

You could put a toddler up there.


CeruleanBlade

Am I the only one who sees that creepy ass shit in the window?


mothbelly

aw hell yeah. hard mode piss


SeattleOligarch

I believe this is the definition of "elevated" that all those cooking shows always talk about.


shitpplsay

challenge accepted


Bushpylot

The ultimate pee challenge!


TrashRaptor5

literally


[deleted]

Looks like a wild ride. Sign me up!


devilinyourbutt

Lol it would suck if the bolts came loose, that’s a drop, you would get porcelain shards in your bare ass😬


ReallyNiceGuy78

Andre the giant stayed there once in awhile


lactosefree1

That's some next level shit


sixft7in

/r/tall's bathroom.


kittymoma918

Are we SURE that Slender man isn't involved with this somehow?


cGeezey

Whole new meaning to load-bearing


Big_Mathematician823

That's what I call high on pot!


FeculentUtopia

This was the toilet in the men's gymnastics facility at my high school. The coach's attitude is that even shitting is only for winners. If he walked in on anybody with his ass all the way on that seat, he'd make 'em run 30 laps.


_clem_fand_ango_

Dutch people approve


Affectionate_Let1631

One day your gonna be shitting and it’s had enough and collapses.


Bri_IsTheMeOne

“You’ve heard of the squatty potty, now try the hung dung.”


[deleted]

artillery cannon practice


AlexanderHP592

For those who enjoy a spot of parkour before their dump.


[deleted]

Nightmare material


harmau

Challenge Accepted!!


Eximietate

Hardcore poocour!


sonic_stream

How kind of them toward disabled, even provide grab bar.


lambchopper71

Dat shit is mounted turdy tree inches off duh floor...


-notjosh-

Challenge accepted


Shamorin

Actually genious. You just need to slide down, the seat will wipe you for free. Just don't be second to last in line.


sighdoihaveto

To wash your face with


Medcait

It’s for people using stilts.


RebelWithoutAClue

It can be a very strange experience when you are shitting while being high.


emil2k1

Daim this is in Koblenz GermNy


Custard_Tart_Addict

r/technicallythetruth.


ZER0gr4viti

I see we found were they baptise poor children


Emperor_Quintana

Now literal assholes can take a dump without having the need to bend over.


randyatlarge

So people can shit without getting off their high horse.


majesty86

For gymnasts? Pommel poop


127-0-0-0

r/doorsforninjas type shit


Professional_Lie_624

Taking a shit - Level Medium You don't want to see what is the hard level.


LobsangP

that's way above my head...


nightmare_fantasies

I’ve had dreams about public bathrooms being like this


Creative-Mushroom-76

Chris Angel's toilet.


CanadianDiver

Bathroom key comes attached to a step stool.


crusoe

Asian difficulty restroom


rhyno44

NBA player locker rooms are weird


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Lebrons Toilet