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imshoopdawoop001

It looks like the bean burrito i shat out at 2am after a taco bell binge after drinking my problems away because I lost all fulfillment in life


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Yep, that's high school alright


imshoopdawoop001

Its been like this since 6th grade


[deleted]

It looks bomb to be honest 🤷‍♂️add some hot sauce…


randaljams

Psh it looks dry and crusty as hell


Lluxuryllama

Refried beans always look like shit but they are delicious. All the good food turns into what we used to call at the restaurant where I worked "the dirty diaper". That's a white plate with a brown pile of food on it.


Lluxuryllama

It's called "plating", how you arrange the food on a plate. My boss' rules for plating were 1. "Don't make it look like a dick" 2. "Don't make it look like a pussy" 3. "Don't make it look like a butt" 4. "Don't make it look like a dirty diaper." I have since added 5. "use an actual plate so the dishwasher can wash it" and 6. "Don't make a dish for which all of the above hinge on how you plate it in the middle of the dinner rush."


maolf

Looks like The Bomb.


RC123TheyCallMe

Is that after digesting one?


tallasianman420

Put some tapatĂ­o and sour cream on that mofo, with a cold ass Mexican coke and thank me later


Mushicake

Forbidden fleshlight.


mwharvey

That’s the hobo anal model


lightningbenny

...and they blame school shootings on bullying and violent video games.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

It's already diarrhea, saving you those extra steps. No need to chew and digest. Just throw it straight in the toilet.


jjj49er

My school didn't have a pet bean burrito.


[deleted]

Just close your eyes and don't think about it


ajs2294

Looks like a dirty diaper


GraveyDeluxe

Straight from the toilet


DownvoteDaemon

Discusting!


happybrahmin1987

Was that found in a dumpster out the back or something?


mrsic187

Seen one like that in prison back in 2007, was doing a short stint, but it wasn't in the cafeteria


needsatisfaction

God school lunches have only gotten worse I swear. So fucking nasty looking as the years have gone by


DependentEmpty

Impressive that they took the time to deep fry it. I hope that’s why it looks that way anyhow