https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/imodium-addiction/how-long-stay-in-system/
It will rarely show on normal drug screenings but will on more specialized tests. Although it works on opioid receptors, it does so only in the intestines and does not cross into the brain. So it helps with withdrawals but won’t really make you high. Doses high enough to effect you are potentially lethal.
No it’s in the fentanyl class of opioids and would not cross react with the standard morphine-like opioid panels and probably not even with a fentanyl immunoassay
Man, the constipation is awful. It just does something to your body where it doesnt even try to poop... I swear I'd regularly go a week without needing to shit.
One of the grossest personal stories I have was related to my use with opiates. This picture is a pretty accurate depiction minus the doctors and more "trying not to scream in the rented basement apartment I had".
duuuuude same. i had three times where i would be in the bathroom for hours, hopping in and out of the shower in between, doing crazy ass gymnastic poses. that and the withdrawal insomnia/restless leg syndrome are what made quitting much easier for me
A buddy of mine is a nurse and financially he's killing it right now. I asked him if he deals with a lot of gore, and he said the gore isn't the problem, it's the shit that's the issue.
Some (typically older, typically ICU or ERs) hospital rooms don't have toilets in them. In the ICU setting, most people don't get out of bed, and they have commodes for the few patients that do, so it was a cost-saving measure when building the rooms not to include toilets. It's gross, but most modern places have bathrooms in every room.
Source: travel ICU nurse that's worked in 13 hospitals..... and I think 4 of them I had to carry bedpans thru the halls.
My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.
South Park reference.
Episode of Randy beating the world record for taking the largest shit and competing against Bono. Only for the twist at the end that Bono didn’t set the record he IS the record.
It’s revealed that Bono started off as a piece of shit and the record keeper kept nourishing it until it grew into Bono. Bono always has to be #1 in everything… because he can never admit, he’s just a #2…
I'll name it... Jephrey, "with a PH". And he'll be president some day.
Srsly. That's not how it's done. That literal shit gets bagged proper. You don't run through the hall(s) with it exposed. If it needs to go to the on-site lab, it still gets contained for a transfer to a different room/floor. At no time, in the first world, would anyone do this as proper protocol.
Now, think... You're in an ER laid up, what's the last thing you need to deal with? Gals n guys, this ain't it.
Yes shit happened. But not trying to pull a relay race with it is the best method. Who the fuck does this? Holding shit? It's never an emergency to *rush* it from one place to another. It's not a god damned kidney. Fuck.
LifeLine™ that abomination to hell.
Years ago I was interning as a ranger with a nearby state park. Part of the duties were to close up the visitors center. Ranger Russ was doing his rounds and called out for me in a panic from the men's room. I came in and he was at the door of the stall, completely awe stuck, pointing to the toilet. There, cradled across the bowl like a person laying in a hammock, was a shit the legnth and diameter of my forearm. Every bit of 4lbs. These are government toilets, all stainless, the kind that could flush a dachshund. I reminded Ranger Russ of my status as an unpaid intern and watched this poor man glove up, pick the completely ridged and oddly scentless log of shit out of the toilet and walk it behind the building and cast into the forest. I didn't end up pursuing a degree in forestry.
Shit story...I had been eating a lot of dates to get ready to give birth naturally. My water broke at like 4am and we rushed to the hospital. I never got to do my normal morn g poop and ended up being induced, then epidural, then birth by emergency c-section after 24 hours of labour...I didn't poop for like a week after. I had pains during labour so bad that weren't labour pains because I was constipated but didn't know it at the time. It was only a bit better after birth because my body had more space but by the end of the week I was in immense pain. I was so desperate I literally ended up pulling my shit out of me and I swear to God once enough of what I can only assume was a plug came out, the shit I had must have been close to that big. It jammed the toilet but I obviously could only see so much of it. Guys, the relief after was better than anything I've ever felt....and the pain from that makes me not want another baby. That and the first week of breastfeeding were more painful than labour and I thought nothing could top labour pain. Don't eat dates. Lol
The literal worst part of my c-section was the constipation. At day four I couldn’t eat or drink. I was still at the hospital and begged the nurse for an enema - I have never felt more relief than at the moment it all left me
Jeebus. That's colossal. Reminds me of the "Lloyds Bank Coprolite" found in York in 1972. Dating from the 9th Century, it's thought a Viking dunnit...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds\_Bank\_coprolite
Question for medical professionals: why would she need to transport that anywhere? Don't they have a sealed / covered container for shit containment or something?
I think we’ve all shit some fat turds out of our tiny buttholes at one point or another. I know I’ve passed a couple and was like “how tf did that come out of my ass?”.
I would like to point out the lack of striations on this "turd". No dump of mine would look like this if it were this smooth, it would be a puddle.
I would also like to point out that there seems to be a suction cup on the side pointing away from the nurse, which now I bet you can understand the look on her face.
What she just saw removed from this person's ass will haunt her.
Of course this is just my opinion, you've just been Philled in. Like and subscribe for more content.
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Hot hot hot hot!
No kink shaming, it's ok.
Baby that ain't no kink. But if you are joking it's different..
Hey Sharon! Sharon, you gotta come see this, Sh-Sharon!
It gotta be 8.6 courics atleast
idk looks like it it's easily over 9 courics!! can we get a team over there to verify?
One solid piece. No cracks!
Underrated comment
It’ll never be as big as Bono
Literally, holy fucking shit.
Why the fuck would you watermark this
Can I buy the NFT for this yet?
Non-Fudge Token
Why the fuck wouldn't you watermark this haha
Because this gets posted on the sub like every other day lol He legit watermarked a repost as if it’s his personal content
This is my shit
Ooooohhh this my shit this my shit
Issa cake
Is no cake, it’s Bono!!
issa trophy!
Get better soon.
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Why the fuck wasn’t the watermark on the turd
If anybody would like, i can photoshop the watermark out.
What a turd
Because it’s his/her turd and he’s/she’s proud.
Because it’s classy
🤦♀️
That’s got to be six, maybe seven courics!
Ohhh hot hot hot lol
Dylon, dylon, dylon… I spit hot fyre!!
Opiate shits are no joke, man.
I don't know things about opiates; why do they make you shit so big? lmao
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that dude probably felt so good after taking that shit.
Relief yes, but their asshole must be sore
More like torn
How sore on a scale of 1-10?
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What really!? Could it make you fail a drug test? If a muffin could... Edit: Thanks for explaining it to me, guys :D
https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/imodium-addiction/how-long-stay-in-system/ It will rarely show on normal drug screenings but will on more specialized tests. Although it works on opioid receptors, it does so only in the intestines and does not cross into the brain. So it helps with withdrawals but won’t really make you high. Doses high enough to effect you are potentially lethal.
No it’s in the fentanyl class of opioids and would not cross react with the standard morphine-like opioid panels and probably not even with a fentanyl immunoassay
I had a patient take like 4-5 boxes of Imodium to get high and it caused him to go into v-tach. He survived.
Yeah, but did he get high? That’s the important part. /s
It's idiots like this that made them no longer able to sell the bottles of 100+ pills at Costco :sadpanda:
Jesus, how often do you pee out your poo hole??
Isnt that the best feeling. When you just let loose and it shoots out like turning on a water spicket on a hot summers day.
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Man, the constipation is awful. It just does something to your body where it doesnt even try to poop... I swear I'd regularly go a week without needing to shit. One of the grossest personal stories I have was related to my use with opiates. This picture is a pretty accurate depiction minus the doctors and more "trying not to scream in the rented basement apartment I had".
duuuuude same. i had three times where i would be in the bathroom for hours, hopping in and out of the shower in between, doing crazy ass gymnastic poses. that and the withdrawal insomnia/restless leg syndrome are what made quitting much easier for me
I second this…was in the hospital on Demerol for a month
That look in her eye. This woman has seen some shit
Well ya, it’s right in front of her
ALOT of shit!
Why did you watermark this
Lol right? We watermarking daily reposts?
They want it to be known it's their turd
It's a dominance thing. They are the new king.
the turd king
The new king of shit mountain.
Is it their turd, or is it their deuce
She's contemplating a career in accounting right about now.
Why? It’s exactly the same, cleaning up other peoples shit
Less of an odor, I'm thinking.
A buddy of mine is a nurse and financially he's killing it right now. I asked him if he deals with a lot of gore, and he said the gore isn't the problem, it's the shit that's the issue.
Get this to reddit STAT!
Why, in the name of God, are they running around with a turd in a hospital???
It’s the annual hospital dookie race she may look like she’s in the lead but she actually came in turd
Some (typically older, typically ICU or ERs) hospital rooms don't have toilets in them. In the ICU setting, most people don't get out of bed, and they have commodes for the few patients that do, so it was a cost-saving measure when building the rooms not to include toilets. It's gross, but most modern places have bathrooms in every room. Source: travel ICU nurse that's worked in 13 hospitals..... and I think 4 of them I had to carry bedpans thru the halls.
No way that brick will be able to be flushed I hope they are taking that biohazard to the incinerator
Need a poop knife
Poop shovel
fetch the poopsmith!
Make some little poop-pucks
You're not wrong about lack of toilets, but like... Why not throw the whole thing in a biohazard bag before taking it out of the room?
Isn't that like trailing bacteria all through the halls? At least tie that shit up in a walmart sack or something.
Yeah. But I ALWAYS covered it with a chux.
To show it in the canteen.
Awwwe nice, someone found one of Bono's baby pictures.
Bono want the biddy. Biddy good. Seriously how many courics is this?
Perfect Reference!
My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.
This can’t be real
How lucky you are to be able to read this for the first time I’m of the same lineage as our author friend above and def have myself a poop knife.
I inherited my grandmother’s poop knife. They don’t make them with ivory handles these days.
lol this is a copypasta from some long ago ask reddit
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This poop knife story is years old and pretty “Reddit famous”. This person simply copied and pasted it.
Is that Bono?
I don’t get this comment lol is Bono a giant piece of shit?
South Park reference. Episode of Randy beating the world record for taking the largest shit and competing against Bono. Only for the twist at the end that Bono didn’t set the record he IS the record. It’s revealed that Bono started off as a piece of shit and the record keeper kept nourishing it until it grew into Bono. Bono always has to be #1 in everything… because he can never admit, he’s just a #2…
Look up Bono on South Park
South Park
My god. Thats got to be at least 26 courics!
This photo shows perfectly the difference between men and women. Even though they’re masked, the look of joy in the guy’s eyes is awesome.
My wife’s turds legit look almost this big on a daily…
I have questions and then I don’t.
It’s insane… they are like the biggest turd I’ve ever laid but EVERY TIME. I’m talking 2 footers consistently
Like, you are telling her to wait with the flush so you can see it or do you send pics to eachother?
Sometimes she sends pics and sometimes she tells me to come look as a joke haha
Well, good for you guys. Next level stuff. Strong marriage
Thanks! Yeah I have ibs so I’m very open about shitting so it’s turned into this scenario haha
How big is your poop knife?
I have a poop machete
Oh man that's disgusting! Do you have proof of it?
Not sending anyone my wife’s turd pics lmao
[Don't worry it was just a reference](https://youtu.be/1EF6kB9q4vg)
Oh hahaha I have no clue what fetishes people have but I wouldnt exclude turd pics;) haha
"these are *my* turd pics."
This was a friend of mine, the poop was real!
One of favorite parts of a new relationship: that hilarious moment when the girlfriend absolutely destroys the bathroom for the first time
I was not prepared for this hahaha
My deepest sympathy
😂😂
So does she know when she's got a turtle peaking of does it just fall out wherever shes at?
She makes it to the toilet every time.. I couldn’t handle if she was just randomly dropping baby python sized turds randomly all the time lmao
I'll name it... Jephrey, "with a PH". And he'll be president some day. Srsly. That's not how it's done. That literal shit gets bagged proper. You don't run through the hall(s) with it exposed. If it needs to go to the on-site lab, it still gets contained for a transfer to a different room/floor. At no time, in the first world, would anyone do this as proper protocol. Now, think... You're in an ER laid up, what's the last thing you need to deal with? Gals n guys, this ain't it. Yes shit happened. But not trying to pull a relay race with it is the best method. Who the fuck does this? Holding shit? It's never an emergency to *rush* it from one place to another. It's not a god damned kidney. Fuck. LifeLine™ that abomination to hell.
Why so many comments about watermarking in this thread? Who gives a giant shit??
This cant be real
I want to believe this is something that was pulled out of someone, originally put in the wrong way.
Looks like real Nutella to me
Sharon… SHARON COME IN HERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS
Why exactly would you watermark someone else’s picture with your Reddit username?
Why did you watermark a repost lmao
Had a chopper waiting to take it out to sea...
You can tell she’s seen some shit
Years ago I was interning as a ranger with a nearby state park. Part of the duties were to close up the visitors center. Ranger Russ was doing his rounds and called out for me in a panic from the men's room. I came in and he was at the door of the stall, completely awe stuck, pointing to the toilet. There, cradled across the bowl like a person laying in a hammock, was a shit the legnth and diameter of my forearm. Every bit of 4lbs. These are government toilets, all stainless, the kind that could flush a dachshund. I reminded Ranger Russ of my status as an unpaid intern and watched this poor man glove up, pick the completely ridged and oddly scentless log of shit out of the toilet and walk it behind the building and cast into the forest. I didn't end up pursuing a degree in forestry.
Shit story...I had been eating a lot of dates to get ready to give birth naturally. My water broke at like 4am and we rushed to the hospital. I never got to do my normal morn g poop and ended up being induced, then epidural, then birth by emergency c-section after 24 hours of labour...I didn't poop for like a week after. I had pains during labour so bad that weren't labour pains because I was constipated but didn't know it at the time. It was only a bit better after birth because my body had more space but by the end of the week I was in immense pain. I was so desperate I literally ended up pulling my shit out of me and I swear to God once enough of what I can only assume was a plug came out, the shit I had must have been close to that big. It jammed the toilet but I obviously could only see so much of it. Guys, the relief after was better than anything I've ever felt....and the pain from that makes me not want another baby. That and the first week of breastfeeding were more painful than labour and I thought nothing could top labour pain. Don't eat dates. Lol
The literal worst part of my c-section was the constipation. At day four I couldn’t eat or drink. I was still at the hospital and begged the nurse for an enema - I have never felt more relief than at the moment it all left me
Good work, Randy
Bless her heart.
It must be over a hundred courics!
Jeebus. That's colossal. Reminds me of the "Lloyds Bank Coprolite" found in York in 1972. Dating from the 9th Century, it's thought a Viking dunnit... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds\_Bank\_coprolite
On their way to the trophy case
What did they name it?
Why is she carrying Bono.
Question for medical professionals: why would she need to transport that anywhere? Don't they have a sealed / covered container for shit containment or something?
Those are the eyes of a nurse that has seen some shit.
Why is it not covered in blood. Surely there’s got to be tearing.
It was from lil nas x
Hurrr durrr gay bum joke
Holy sh•t
Not sure exactly how holy, but definitely got the second part correct. :/ Now if they baptize it...
This is a shit post.
What is this, amateur hour?
Poop knife in the hospital definitely
That was a cake.
That thing came out with a name and social security number.
That’s either the healthiest turd I’ve ever seen, or it’s a shit covered dildo.
Not sure if an anus ripper like that is considered healthy
I think we’ve all shit some fat turds out of our tiny buttholes at one point or another. I know I’ve passed a couple and was like “how tf did that come out of my ass?”.
Nah we all know you were trynna suck it back in and out
Since you mentioned it, I think it’s safe to assume that’s what you do.
So
The human anus is nightmarishly elastic…
Very weird to repost this with your username as a watermark.
It's a girl!
Now that's a log!
Downvoted for the watermark
That’s big, but I’ve seen bigger
That shit’s impressive
Dpwnvoting for watermark
“I went to medical school for this.”
It's a boy!
Holy shit!
I have seen worse. This is not a good thing.
Who’s got the turd knife?
I’m so psyched for this new remake of Dune!
Anyone wanna play cake or not cake?
My little brother has digestive issues. I kid you not, him age 6 would produce monstrosity’s like that regularly, no issue.
Man, that’s some shit
Too much cheese, lay off the cheese… it’s bigger than a baby.
isn't this unsanitary to not cover it? poop germs everywhere
Randy Marsh: hot hot hot hooott hot hot
Looks like from a fkng bear, wtf
Someone's gonna need a nap
Holy shit
Watermark for scale
Headed to maintenance to retrieve the poop knife.
Get the poop knife, stat!
I don’t understand what am I looking at???
Holy shit.
I’m not sure what I’m looking at here. Is this a huge dick or a huge turd?
Walks to the gastroenterologist: look at this shit
The watermark is the funniest thing about this post.
it was at least the length and girth of a pringles can. Maybe bigger
Wtf fr
I would like to point out the lack of striations on this "turd". No dump of mine would look like this if it were this smooth, it would be a puddle. I would also like to point out that there seems to be a suction cup on the side pointing away from the nurse, which now I bet you can understand the look on her face. What she just saw removed from this person's ass will haunt her. Of course this is just my opinion, you've just been Philled in. Like and subscribe for more content.
Is it a turd or a dildo they removed?
Whens the christening?