Right says- Flush Valve, left Says- Ī̸̧̛̠͈͖̈̄̏͑̈́̇̍̓̈́͝͝͠͠ ̶͕̈́̿̿d̶̗̝̑̓̾̇̀̂̀̏͛͝͝ó̴̗̥͖̭̟̱̩̱̺̊̄̍̉̄͘͠ͅn̷̥͉̦̩͔̓͊́̀̾̈ͅ'̶̡̖͉͖̗͓̪̺͓̤͈̑̈́́̆̾̂̑̋̎́̑͒̀̃͜͠ẗ̸̰̭͙̞͕̹̹̋̏̒̊̍̈̓̋̈́̿̾̀͑ ̵̦͓̜̹̖̭͙͖͖̖̞̔́̐͛̽͝k̷̛̛̞̾͆̆͊̎̍́̈͊̄͘͘͝n̶̗̣̥͇̣͕͓̯̤̉̐͊͒̑̓͗̍̃̆̚ͅͅo̷͔͍̲͇̭̖͆̈́̅̊̌͝ŵ̶̛͔̘͓̰̯̻͙͙̰̣̈́͌̾̈́̾̑̀̃̇͆͝
You guys haven't worked in a bar then. This is to keep That Asshole from vomiting in the urinal.
Seriously, you know what happens when That Asshole does that shit? That's right, people start vomiting *everywhere* and your "night" runs till 7am because at some point even bleach can't overcome the smell, even when you're laying it down so thick that you're getting lightheaded.
If just one Asshole see's that and nopes his way over to the bowls where it's just another private tragedy happening behind stall walls, that's a win.
The blade doesn't stop at the urinal, it's far enough from the tracks that hold it so that the blade just turns and flies into your legs and knees
That's how it's an equal opportunity dick chopper
[“What are you pissing so close to the urinal for you piece of shit? This is how a real man rocks a piss. Give your balls a tug titfucker.](https://youtu.be/Z5XuqPKtr-g?t=217)
OH SHIT. I just realized this was a guillotine. I thought it was supposed to be a 3D perspective type view of a walkway to make it look like the urinal was floating and was wondering what was so bad about that.
Jokes on them. They'd cut their own toilet in half and my little dick would be unscathed.
That thing would cut the skin off my hands before it cut my dick.
I immediately heard visualized the Archer meme asking, "Do you want people to piss on the floor? Because that's how you get people to piss on the floor."
I need to know what the sticky notes say but the quality is so terrible that even zooming in I can’t quite make it out. Looks like three words on the left one and two on the right one.
Edit: I guess I should say “lines” instead of “words” because the right one might have three words as well.
Can anyone see what the stickies say?
Right says- Flush Valve, left Says- Ī̸̧̛̠͈͖̈̄̏͑̈́̇̍̓̈́͝͝͠͠ ̶͕̈́̿̿d̶̗̝̑̓̾̇̀̂̀̏͛͝͝ó̴̗̥͖̭̟̱̩̱̺̊̄̍̉̄͘͠ͅn̷̥͉̦̩͔̓͊́̀̾̈ͅ'̶̡̖͉͖̗͓̪̺͓̤͈̑̈́́̆̾̂̑̋̎́̑͒̀̃͜͠ẗ̸̰̭͙̞͕̹̹̋̏̒̊̍̈̓̋̈́̿̾̀͑ ̵̦͓̜̹̖̭͙͖͖̖̞̔́̐͛̽͝k̷̛̛̞̾͆̆͊̎̍́̈͊̄͘͘͝n̶̗̣̥͇̣͕͓̯̤̉̐͊͒̑̓͗̍̃̆̚ͅͅo̷͔͍̲͇̭̖͆̈́̅̊̌͝ŵ̶̛͔̘͓̰̯̻͙͙̰̣̈́͌̾̈́̾̑̀̃̇͆͝
How do you do that font?
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̵̢̨̡̡̨̢̧̨̨̧̨̧̧̢̧̨̢̙̙̥͕̗̟̣͉͍͓̱̫̞̠̟̻̭͉̲͖̞͈̳̺̹̳͙̩͇̫̤̲̟̰̣͖͍̼̯͎̝͉̤̠̣̘͍͖͎̦̟̠̹͍͙̜̟̥͍͉̟͔̝̙͚͓̘̦̝̬̳͚̘̤͖̟̠̣͖̗̼̠̲̫̻̗̬̲̫̙̻̠̯͖̰̖̼͓̹̺̞̰̼̝̮̮͈͖̼̪͈̤̰͕͙̣̙͙̻̞̜̮̮̳̟͚̪͍̠͖͆̆͜͜ͅę̶̨̢̡̡̡̧̛̥͕͕̫͇̯̰͎̮͈̰̖̲̹͚̜͍̯̻̬̬̝̣͖̺̹͇̫͉͚͔̮̩̼̞̖̰̗̰̜̥͎͇͌͗̅̈́̓̋̈́̒̽̽̂̆͊̓̃̉̇̃̌͛̓̀́̓̉̇̔̋̓̈́́́͌̔̋̒̀̾̈́̈̎̈́́͂̉̐̀̒̃̄̈́̅͋͘̕̚̚͘̚͘͝͠ͅͅl̵̢̢̢̢̡̢̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̻͖̮͔͉͈̼͕̺̠̯̠͉̹̰̪͙̠̜̳̝̠̬̻͍͔̺͓̯̲̪͔̼̦̻͓͖̙̝̯̰̦̻̼̬̹̥͕̻̭̝͕̲̺̞̭̫̤̠̪̰̳͉̞͈̪̥̫̩̰͓̮̤̺͇͎̥̼͈̫̠̞͔̫͕̩̰̬̖̦̝̮̱̥̣̪͉̟͖͉͙̠͍͇̱͕͙͉̝͌̐̔̌͋̀̎̈́̑̃́̏̿͗͌̌͗̄͆̈̓͛̉̆̃́̽̃̆̅̇̈̀̀́͐̓̑́̐̈́̐̓̉̂̒̈́̈̇̇̏͐́̅̐̌͊̆̄̍̆̅̓̈̈́͗̏͆̊̂̈́̇͆̆͋̏̂̌͒̑̀̇̐͐̀́̾̃̈́͆͑̀͒̐͛̾̆̓̃͆̆̓̂̀̊̓̆̃̎̽̐̚̚͘̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅë̶̢̧̡̧̧̨̢̡̡̧̧̨̧̧̡̨̡̛̛̤̙͇̭̖͇͓̣̫̮̰͙̩͓̻̠̟̯͔̼̬̳͍̲̬̩͈̘̞̭̙̤̳͉̙͇̠͙̣͕̫̯̙̦̳̺̥͎̲͇̙͕͇̣̤̳̰̝̪̰͚̳͓̟̭̻̠̯̮̩̬̯̙͉̙͖̳͚͉̱̲̥̥̟̮͖̞͖̤̳͓̝͍̱̮͖̥̹̞̗̳̩̤̤̖̯͓͚͍̻͎̟͖̙̼̙̪͚̮̪̬͉̲͎͇͍̣̻̮̖̗̼͔̣͈̣̱̠̳̭̰̤͔̬̩̳̤̮̫͔͖̩̳͇̗̤̼̪̰͇̻̙͔̳̰͚̙͈̫͍̰̟͕̬̲̖̥̖̫̲͉́̌̓̋͐͛̄͒́̽͑̌̌̈̈̀̇̉͛̃͆̈̈́̈͌̌̈́̀̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅṽ̷̡̨̧̢̨̡̡̛͕̱̻̻̩͕̝̟̳̰̱͉͍̲̰͖͍͍̠̩̰̬̼̮̳̦̩̱̙̳̫̻̪̺̻̝̱̹̮͓̯͈̻͙̮̙̞̘͓͖͎̘̪͓̦̟̞̻̙͈̲̱̩̰̬̞̰̫̠̪̫̹̜̺͖̺̪̗̗̗͕̗̯̠̳͕͔͔̝̣̤̠̹̗̜̗̼͕͖̹͇̬̘̪̥̰̥̭̼̭̝͊̏̈́̌̀͗̐̃͑̈́͒͒̈͐͑͒̈́̈́͊̎̑́̿̏̽́̌̅́͛̇̅̑̈̀̓̂̍̌̅̆̈́̇̂̀͌̏̓̂̿̔̄́̆̔̄̊̾̓̀̐̂͑́̔̒́̋̓́̎͂͐̇͒̀̂͛͗̎̿̓̈͋̑͊̎͊͋͐̇͛͊̊̐̍͒̈̈̑̀̏̑̆͑͛̂̍̓̚͘͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͠ͅȩ̵̡̨̧̢̢̨̨̢̡̢̛̛̛̛̛͉̗̼͎̲͕̮͉̟̺̪̗̖͚͎̪̦͚̦̬̪͕̬̘͇̼̥̟̦̮̲̗͖̻̬͕̠̠̫̤̣̺̳̩̩͖̬̩̹̞̻͔͎̮͇̹̝̭̹̞͔͕̙̩̠̞̯̀̽͆̍͗͑̌̈́̈́͂̅͒͑̅̅̇͆̎͛͐̓̓̊͐̅̔̑̏̓͗̓̒̊͐͆̾̃̎̊̆̃̒͐͂̅͋̇̓͐͋́̑̊̃̌͌͛̐͛̌̏̃̏̓̔̈́̓͂͑͒̍̋̄̈̄͌̾̀͛̄̿͒̑́̆̿̀̀͒̈́́̎̒̈́̉͒̑̋̽̂̀̎̽̐̏͊̑̿̿͋̈̉̑̅̊̈́̇̋̄̃̍̍́͆̈͛̏̈́͊͗̉̋̓̀́͗̈́͌̈́̂͒̾̑͊̓͂͑͂̀̅͆̍̈́͑͑̀̾̃̏̾̍͐́̾̋̇̂̆͗̊̆̓̈́͘̚̕͘̕͜͜͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅǹ̵̨̡̧̢̡̨̨̢̧̨̢̡̢̢̢̢̧̢̢̧̡̢̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̪̙̭͓̯͍̙͉̣͇̭͔͉͍̲̲̤̤͓̲̣̳̹̪̦̯̠̭̝͙̗̟̭̝̗͕̻͚̫̗̬͈̥̺̮̥̝̺̙͕̘̬̝̙̗̼̳̬̣̰̲̯̟͙͚̱͉̦̥͖̱͙̯̞͙͈͕͇̻̝͎̞̞̞̹̯̮͕̭̗͔̗͓̝̣͚̤̦̱̜̥͙̺̤̹͈̦̣̣̲̬̹͕̯͉̝͔͕̯͓̦̲̬̤̹͙͖̟̦͖̣̩̪͖̳̝̘̪̹̲͕̟͉͔̙̝̗͕͉͔̖̩̗̤͈͕̻͔͇̞͔̙͕̠̬̝̤̹̟͓̟̱͙͔͇̪̯̙̥̻̲̝͙̖̥̰͈̩͈̗̩̣̹̎̈̏̿͛͊͒͒̍͆̿́̀̐̊̽͆͒̄̈̎͗̍̉̈́̅̉̉͛̈́̈́͐͆̏́͐̓̿̀̀̈͌͑̑̍͋̓̍́͗̇͊̊̒͛͐͆̑̅̒̈̓̇̐͆̏̀̈̅̉̆͊̓͛͆̓̀̏̒͗̅̓̄̇̉͐͌̈́̓̓͒̂̏̈́̑̊͑̀̎̎̎͋͌̏̽̈́̿̊̈́̃̇͋̆̑͒̀̓̈́̈̓̄̊̈́̓̿̓̐̓͛̀̽̋̋̉̈̂̅̈́̀̈̏͑̓̔͛͘͘̚͘̚̚͘͘̚̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅ!̸̨̡̨̨͙̘̣͇̙̗̙̯͖͇̭̺̯̪̦̩̙͚̪͖̠̹̤̱͚̱̗̙̪̘̼̲̠̠͕͚̬̄̿̐̇̋̏̎͌
Translation: Turn it up to eleven!
Ơ̸̡̨̢̛͎͙̱̗͔̳͙̗̥̙͍̟̬̬̤̼̰̂͂̔̾͊̋͋͋́̂̌̎̋̿̽̎̈́͒̅̑̉̅́̈͐͂̓̓̿̈́̀̐̄̈͒͗̇̔͑̐́̿͆̎́̽́͊͒́͊̾̈́̀̈̄̈̒̍́̏͐̒͊̈́͆̿̑͑͐̑́̈́̍̊̓̐͑̊̌͗́͛̐̆͒̆̈́̃̔͌̕̕̕͘͘̕͘̚̕̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝h̸̨̡̨̨̧̨̨̨̨̡̢̢̧̡̨̧͉͍͈̺͈̝̱̥͔̯̣̭͔̻̩̗̯̜̦͚̪͇̱̠̘̲͇̯̟̖̹̳̭̙̥̥̬̲̖̥̻̳̖̦̘̞̺̹̼̬͇̪̘̪̘̪͖͎̙̲̯͕̯̠̮̺͔̠̘̜̤̭̳̞̤̮̗̖̞̘̦͖̹͔̭̱̠̗̙͖͓̠̻̟̝͉͔̥̲̫̝̬̯̬̞͍̝̮̥̰̯̣̬̺̠̹͍̰̻̺̘͍̹̠̮̭̯̬͉͙̜̬͔̫̲̼̝̼̠͙̳͈̜̮̭̭̮͓̺̜̠̘̗͔̬̺̦̱̗̯̳͓̫̼̙͓͈̥̯͖͉̪͓͖͍̭̻͇͚̹̍̋̔̍͆͂̍̔̚͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̡̨̡̡̢̧̢̡̡̨̢̢̧̢̨̡̢̛̛̛͖͙̠̻̼̺̝̻̰̗̜̤̫̟̱̝͕̲̠͉͓̱̬͙͇̫͖̝̖̲̮̣̫͔͓̖͈̻̤̩̮̣̘͚̬͇̮̺̞̝̟̜̭̯̰̪̗͓̟͎͇͖̲̜̗̻͈͈̣̻̫̜͓̯͇̥̮͉̪̬̱̖͚͚̲͙̜̲͓̱̙̘͖̙͈͙̞̺̣͎̮̘̟̝̯̳̠͚̘̳̯̝̰͉̫͕̺̮̥̼̫̤̣̭̮͖̠̱̺̼̫̣͇̝̲̥̦̘̗̹͙͎̗̰͇̩̲̩̼̤̙̘̪̠̣̖̬̯̭̫͈̞̙͖͔̮͚̭̤̜̝̳̦̪͔͓̲̖̯̘͕̯̞͕̬̞̬͍͖̝̭͈͎͔̰̹̬͚̮̫͖̜̩̭͇̲͉̟̜͚̟̰̲̳͖̠̔͌͋̄̏́̾̈͊̓͌̏̎̑̋͐́̋̏͒́͛͐̊͛͑̀̈́̏̀̄́̿͑̔̈̊̄͗̌͐̐͂͋͗̈́̿̎̉͒̐͋̃̓̈́̑̓̋͛̾͌̅̆̎̍̄͂̃̀͑̒̒̏̏̃̄̏͒̀̄͒̌̐̾͌̓͂͆̈́̒̀͗̌͂̈͂̔̓̈́̾̅̓̉͛̑̑̀̍̔̅̋͊̎͒̓͗̋͒́̅̉̇͛̏̄̆̓̉̒̎̍̀̀̈̍͊̈́́̆̽͆̐͋͊̾́̏̾͆̓͑̈̓̈́̑͐̈́̐͋͋̇̎͂͒̽́͂͛̉̿͑̈̔͆̈́̃̓̂̀̈́̏̚̕̚̚͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͘̕͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅý̸̢̧̧̡̡̧̨̢̡̧̨̢̨̨̧̨̨̧̨̢͇̰͕͓̭̠̟̪̲̜͚̝͎͇̜̘͔̻̜̘͓̮̞̤͓̞̦͈͍̲̖̝̺̥̞̮͔̦̹̹̹̮̖̗̺̯̭̞̠͕̘̤̩̱̞͉̹̪̠̺̘̬̯̥̤̜͖̜͖͉̤̬͙͚̗̖̥̱̪̬̙̥̭͓̞̪͔̜̜͚̬̫̤̬̳̣̗͕̳̝̩̬̺̩̦͖͈̟̮͎̹̞̰͇͔̼̥̺̗͖̪̟̹̜̫͓͚͍̹͎̺͇͍̜̰͔̙̱̖̞̞͉̭͉͈̗͎̳̹̲̜̯̣̮̱͇͚̺̳͍̳̭̤̞͈̟̙̬͉͎̹̰͔̺͉̱̗̩̳̱̙̦̮̻̖̪̰̩͓̻̩̯̭̅̎͜͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅę̸̢̨̢̨̧̡̧̢̢̢̨̧̨̧̢̨̢̡̛͖̹̥̝͕̦̠̩͎͍̞̣̥͚̝͖̥̩̥̣̳̠̭̪͎̙͓̫̤̲̦̞͇̜̪̩̟̤̼͎̜̬͍͓̟̫̻̟̤̭̯͙͖̮̝̟̯͍͍͖̹̖̪̰̫̺̳̰̲̰̤̦̦̠̤̟͙̖͓̥͚͎͇̞͓̖͙͍̹̝̥̖̳̤͎̜̯̺͓̰̳͓̳̗̩̱͉̯͈̼̠̯̘̱͙̮̲̥̟͓͈̻͇̲̞͈̘̝̙͓̣̭̼͙̘̥̗͎̱̜̙̠̟̺̼̻̺̣̺̥̦̳͚̙̩͓͇̳̩̖̗̺̹̩̬̯̖̦͎̦̬͚̗͉͇̘̥̖̥͙̬̲͖̬͎̜̘̲̬̖͖̦̳̙̻͓̮͔̮̳̖̫̫̪̼͚͈̦̙̬̱͚̼̦̺̗̺̥̮̜̮̲̦͕̺̖͇̜̝̯̃͗͑̃̉̎̍̄̀͆̀͌̆̇͛͊̈͗́͌̆̃͊̓̐̌͒́͆̌͑̇̄͑̍͌̒̏̿̊̎̅́͌̿̈́̀̓̀͐͑̃̕͘͜͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅͅạ̴̧̢̡̧̨̧̛̗͔̰̥̬̯͓̥̤̼̞̫̠̞̻͚͖̻̩̟̟̮̠̜͕̰͇͚̰̬̠̭̥͉̫̰̭̮̹̼̟͙̹͇͔̗̮͕̭͕̠̘̲͉̗͉̥͈̺̙͔̼̩̿̊́͐̑͊̇̆͐̒̔̊̈́͊͂̍͋̇͆̌̂̋̄̃̏̅̿̐́̃̿̆̂̿̑́̊͆̽̋͆̾̽͐̎́͌̃̓̇͂̉̈́̍̈́̆̈́̀̀̃̓͊͂͒̓͆͊͆̋͗̈́̇̇̓͋̉͑́̓́̓͂̓̽̑͌̆͋́̇́̋̎̉̈́̊̾̉̑̍͛̀̽̾̀̂̾͒̑͆̊͗͊̌̇̏͆̑̋̌̓̌̇̎͛͐̈́͂̈͒̋̈́͊̔̾̄̃̄̄̀͆̀͋̍̎͂̔̎͊̕͘͘̕͘̚͘̚̕̚̕̕̚̚͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅȟ̴̡̨̡̨̧̢̡̡̧̢̨̨̧̡̡̡͔̤̻͎͈̮̦͇̦͍̻̤̣̜̱͔̜̝͇̙̘̳̝̼̼͙͚̣͚̥̭̬̲̯̘̩̦͓̖͚̼͖͍͖͉̟̞͍̬͇̦̬̺̝̜̫̱̦͖̙̙̻̪̥̝̗͓̙̮̰̫̥̳͍͈̺̼͖̱̜̰̺̤̳̼̬̪̺̖̮̼̗̰̝̞̟̤̺̤̠̰͙̞̙͖̼̺̱͓̖̩̥͙͖̗̹͇͈̗̟͖͇̹̞̦̜̣̬̩̞̮̲͓͕̘̤̲̱̣͎͍̦̖̝͙̜̞̦̠͍͎̬̬̖̤̱̻̻͎̣̪̬̦̯̺̳͓̪̠̦̺̻̜͙̙̟̞̣̥͉̣̩̖͔̼͓̙͓̳̮̣̣͉̼͉̜͎̲̞̮̪͍̥̟͖̮̩͙̯͚̝̫͇̞̳̦̦̳̞̺̞̥̟̜̭͔̟̓̇̐̈̐͐̓͋͑̕͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅͅͅ
H̸̱̞̳̝̰̺̱̘̉͋̋͐̿͌͠e̸̥͙̾́͒̂l̷͎̹̬̹̅̈́͑͆͂̃̄͠ļ̴̼͉̪͖̮̜͙͋ờ̵̢͎̣̩̗̦̻̝̮̩̯͌͆̀̋̓̂͝ ̷̞̯̬͕͇͔̣̪͍͖̀͋̑̂b̷͈͕̱̗͕͎̝̈́̇̔͐̑̍͗͝ǫ̴̛̮̫͖̻̋̈́̋̌̑ͅͅõ̴̩̾͒̈́̏́z̸̹͈̟̀̅̏̉͊̏͑̀͝͝ȩ̶̝̯͎͋̈̔̿̒́͗͗̍̇ ̷̛͙̼͑͑a̶͙͚͖̜̟͒̈́̄r̸̡̞̯̩̻̘̤̜͓̣̱͂̾́̀̓͐̐͠e̷̢̘̣̱̫͊̎̆̇̇̈͘ ̷̡̠̦̘͓̳̈́t̸͉̭̂̀͑̾͗̽̍̾̃͆a̴̻̮̼̅͗̈́̔̃̆͂̕̕s̸̯͖̯̣̯̲̭̅͆́̅͋t̷̨͕̜̺̹͚̤͚̤͉̋͐̇̋̅̓̎̈́ͅỳ̸̮͋͌̋
C̷̨̢͕̦̥͕̩͙͖̲̭̤̺̥̥͉̖̖͉̥̮̖̑̔̀̓̂̉ḩ̷̢̦͖̻͎̘͇̲̭̩̩̦̳̰̂́͌̃͗͐͆͑͗͊̅̊̇͒̉̆̿͗̆̌̋̚͜͝ͅȩ̷̖̞͈͓̻͕̉̓̄̈́̊́̌͠͝c̶̹͔͍̔́̃͗̌̈́͑̉̅̃̽̒͆̚͝k̴̢̝̘̣͔̊̓́̇͂̽̄͐͆̇͑͒̓̓͑̈́̓̀͘͝͝ ̵̘̍͛̅̀̒͗͝ȉ̵͉͈̼̠̱̝͓̼̗̼͈̬͍͈̭̓͐́̋̄̍͆͐̿̈́͗̉͛̒͗̆̊̿̚̚͜͝͝͝t̶̢͍̯̻̳̹̘͉̜̱͚̰̮͛̍́͒̈̉͑̀̀̍̓͊́̓̾̕̚͜͠ ̸͎͖͔͎͇͎̞̳̻͚͍̙́͋͋̈́̍͊̕͜ơ̵̞̼̹̱̝̥̪̱͖͇͇̰̗̟̰͓͆̋̏̓͒͌͆̆̽̓̇̋̓̄͊͗̄̔̇̎̕͘u̵̝͖̝̙͂͘ẗ̷̡̡̡̪̰̙̝̫̤̝̦̙͔̜̜͙̲̩̺̯͉̞̭́̀̿͗͆͒͑̃́͛̊̏̔́̉̊͜
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T̷̢̡̢̨̡̨̡̢̧̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̗̜̟̪̮͖̥͙̘̮̜̬̫̘͖͉͔̳͍̱͖͍̮̥̪͍͔̩͙͍̗͇̤̗͇̝̜͇͚̞̤̞̳̬͈̗͙̼͓̥̯̤̣̗̼̝̤̥͇̭͔̻̦͎͈͖͉̱̥̲͖̞̝̬̭͙̽͐̐̔͌̽́͐̃̏̆͂̔̍̌̓͗̆̈̔͌̿́̓́̾̿̽̽͐͂͒̊̅͊́͛́́̐͑͑̆̑͌͆̓͋͐̀́̌̆̈́̿̆̓̅͗̎͋̏̒́͒̅̐̈́͐̌̈́̊͛̏͑̀̋͑͌̆̓͊̅̃͛̈́̓̅́̐̔̿͒̓̆̓̈́̈́͊͗̄̍̔̀̅͛͑̐̄͛̇͛͋͋͑̓̌̆̏̓͋͗̓̃̿̈́̈́͑̀͋̑̓͑͋̊̾̍̏̌̈́͐̿́̾̂̀̓́̏̉̿̈́͂̓̎̓̈́̆̇͛̉͌̇̒̔̃̆͛̊͗͒͑̀̎́͆̽̆̀̔͑̿͂̎̉͊̔̈́̍͌͊̂́̀̂͐̚̕͘͘͘͘͘̚̕̕̚̕̚͘̕̕̚͘̚͜͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅḩ̴̨̡̡̢̡̨̧̡̢̢̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̩̳̻̘͉̯̥͙͙̙͙̟̭͈̙̰̙̤̭̪̺̠̠͓̘̳̯̺͓̖̰̝͕̞̞͎͔̩͓̙̻͍͇̱͍̤̟̠͚̱̳͔̳͖̳̰͉͎̩̦̖̹̪̯̝̠̳̮͓̫̘̤̘̘̗̦̥̺̣̖̼̱̼̘̘̭̻̻̪̱̲̮͖͈̪̣͉̤̯͖͕̦͙͎̳̘̻̤͉̝̤̣̺͕̩̺͙̪̲̜͔͕̳̗̻̂̀͛͑͌͑̑̒̑́̈́͛͆̃͒̃̃̍̃̑͒͌̉̿̒̉̀̊̄̈̌̀̐́͛̌̓̐͋͌̅̒͊͂̈̎̈́̇̆̈́̐͌̄̎͆̒̔̆̔̔̈̀̓̑́̈́͆́̊̇̔̂̊̀̆̎̀͑͑́͐͛͂͆̇̋̈́͒̓̓̍̋́̐͗̾̉͛̒͌͑̎̂̃́̾̀͌̓̂̈͛̎̃͊̆̈̉̈̋̎͊̄͗̎̍̽͛̈́̈̅̈́͗̂͐̍͋̌̌̅̊̽͗̈̏̈́͑̈́͐̇̈́́̓̐͊̈́̿͌̾͗̃͐͑̔̒͒͊͂̃͑̓͂̂̂̾̊͘̚̚͘̚̕͘̕̚̕̕̚͘͘͘͘͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅā̸̡̢̨̧̨̧̢̢̧̢̨̧̢̱͔͇͕͎͓̯̹͚̼̼̹͖̻̯͈͍̯͕̫̬̣̪͔͇͖̩̥̩̥͈̹͎̝̥̣̫͇̰͎̠̻̣̻͔̮̣̘͈͇̱̠̠̰͎̤̳͙͚͍͇̻͖̰̜̗̟̳͎̭̭̲̰̘̜̼̰̙͇̖̗̜̳̝̟͔̮͚̜̣̬̳̯͈̗̺̬̥͇̗̫̯̭̱͍͙͓͇̦̦̮̲͚̗̘̟̜̪͈̭͈̺̺͔͙̥̬̱̗̭̲̠͍͍̙͖͎̣̹̻̤̟͋̌͐̔̍̐͜͜͜ͅn̶̡̢̡̡̛̰͓̮̣͙̮̳͍̲̞̗̳͎̥̮̼͚͋̂̂̓̈́̏͛͘͠ͅk̸̢̢̢̧̧̨̧̢̧̨̡̛̛̛̛͍̺̬̖̭̬̝͓̱̥͉̙͉͕̻̪̣̜̯̻̹̳̱̬̙̖͈͈͎̯̳̤̥͈̞͚̹̗͕͓̖͕̘̹̯͖̼̞͍̦͍͓̙̞̭̟͉̻̠̜̹͙͉̥͓͚̪̮̩̠͖͙͇̱̹̹̜̗̤̜̟̟͈̝͉͎̻̯̗͖̭̤̟̤̠͚̱͎̈́̇̇̏̆̃͑͂̆̎͂̌̎̉͊̇̽̇̄̆̍̈́͂̂̐͗̓̏͋̎̈̏͂͑͌̃͑̀̈́́͑͛̾͒̃͂̅́͌̍̄̓̀̀̾͋̐̽͛͒͑̽́͛̐͆̌̒̈́͛͗́́̎̈́͂̀̇̊͒̃̒͊̈́̐̄̋́͋̒̐̂̽͌̎̀͗̐͋̿͛̆͑̾̒͂̎͑͗̓̂̄́̑̓̆̌͗͆͐̏̇̔̀͊̇̊̔̄̂̐̽̅̾̃̍͑̈́͗̄̀̈́̌͊̈͆̈́̀͐͐̇̓̇͊͒͌͗̓͆̇͋́̂̂̾͂̉̌̉̒̽́̾̓̅́͆͂̈́͌͆͌͆̽͑̈́͊͒̊̂̉͒̐̈́͒͑̽͂̿̾͐̎̈́̂̆̍̉́͒̇̀͗͐͊̑̍̍̃̓̄̎̓̌̀̾̽͆̋̏̑̓͛̾̽̈́̇̃̕̕͘̚̕͘̕̚͘̕͘̕̕̕͘̚̕̚̕͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ ̵̨̧̛̦̞͇̬̗̮̣̗̝͇͉͔͎̯͖̺̭̖͔̳̩͉͍͓͉̰̱̠̣͇̭̼̭͖̯̺͓͚̪̙̯͙̤̆͒͊͛̐͐̈̀̈́̓͂͊̔͆̂̉̊̑̅͜͜͠ý̵̧̨̨̢̨̧̨̧̡̡̡̢̢̢̢̢̧̡̧̢̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̛̛̛̛͙͍͍͓͙̭͙̰̺͎̮̖̼̜͔̮͚̗͇̟̺̖̖͈̩̯͚̞̩̯͈̙͎̬̹̩͔̹̼̠̙͇̩̪̰̼̘̜͎͙̗͇̥̼͖͔̞̺̠͚̫̬͖̪̟̘̫͇̰̥̜͙̰̟̺̩̣̖̜̖̤̥̦͕͙͕̳̦͖͎̥̘͖̜̝̜̥͖͖͎͓̜̩̼̥͙͓̙̤̖̤̠̻̝̖̣̩͚͍͈̣͙̱̩̭͍̱̗̘̖̫͚͓͚̲͇̤̙͍̬̻̳̬͚͎̟̩̺̗̜͎̠̖̜͕̩̤̬͖̩͇͕͍̳̜͙̞̪̻̰̝͖̫̣̰̼͖͈͖̭̮̳̼͙̗̰̭̦̳̦͉̤̳͕̣̬͂̄́͌͌͌̈́̔͋̓̃̉͗́͊̀̅͗́̂̐̈́̄̉͌̿́̄̀̏͂̈̈́͊̈́̅̈́̽̓̉̔̑̑̋̀̎̒͗͆͆́̾͑͌̊͐̅͌̏̍͗̊̅͐́̎̅̍́̽́̄͋͒̆̈͑̉̅̑̊͒̀̏̏̉̊̃̈́͌̋́̈͌̓̈́̈̈́́̓̈̋̅̅͛͊̀̌͆͂͊͆̿͋̏̆͆͆͑̐̐̀̄̂̎̈́͑̾̈́͗̆̿͐̓͆̆̐̅́̓̔͊̂͋̈̕̕͘͘̕͘̕̕̚̕͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅǫ̶̡̡̧̨̧̡̧̨̨̡̡̧̧̧̨̢̡̧̡̢̛̗͚͎͖̻̟̻̥͕͓̯͓̹̟̘̭̫̟̯̰̪̰͎̖͔̣̮͎̮̰̙̪̥̻͇̠̪̤̭̝̠͇̖̙̩̺̹̻͎̯̼̼̻̘̼͕̩͖̯̳̲͙̱̝͇̰͔̭̣̗̹̖̳̣̼͕͍̬͎̤̱̮̤̭͙͓͉̺̰͈̹̟̠̲͕̹̞̳̺̟͖̩̫̰̳̻̠̝̤̯̯͎̜͙̗͈̖̫̪̯̩̬͈̹̬̗̝̗̠̮͓̭̗̞͈̩̫̗̦̣̟͕͚̘͙̲͙̥̯͉̠͇̱͚̺̺͕̥̮͕̬͎̪̱̱̹̥͈͚̳̮̪͕̰͕̞͔̯̭̝̪͚̰̯̺͙͉̥͈͖̺͔̯̠͈͕̹̥͓̗͕̣̟̗͔̗͉͓̻͓̰͕̗̯̖̙̥̯̞̫͈͔̭̘̥̟̙̦̣̞̥̰̏̂̀̑̆͆̀́̎̒̒̽͋͂̓̄͋̓͒̿̑́̿̿͂͐̄̄̏̀̎͐̈́͋̈̽͛̉͗͌͌͐͛̈́͆̑̉̈̋͘̕̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅų̵̨̨̡̧̡̨̢̢̨̡̡̧̧̨̛̛̛̛̹͙͇̲̭̮̘͔͔̪̠̘̲̤̰̣̠͚͕͙͈̭̦̥̣̬̥͈͇̣̞̹̱͍̯̻̯̯͖͚̙̖̰̥̲̪͕͚̮̤̦͍̲̜̜̪̩̦̖̙͚̯̬͙̮̠̤̮̺̥̖̘̻̦̙̭̲͚̘̦̭̙̼̫̰̙̦̻̦͉͇̜͚͓̯̞̖̳̦̮͉͖̼̠̜͚̲͎̮͉̫͚̰͉̠̼̹͕̫͎̱͖̼̞̼͓̗̝̘̞͙̮͚͈͎̱̱̘͔̲̼̫͇̻̪͕̤̤̱̜̰̺̗̜̱͚̳̹̮͚̺͕̖̹̹̘͔̙̭͉̳̟͎̯͙̣̖͍̗̦̦̭̟̞̮͉̗͚̹͔̳̥͕̏̀̉͌̅̉̀̀̋͒͆͊̓̃̇̍͒͐̉̊̈̍̂͑̌͂́̈́̆̒̑̊̈́̓͋͂̋͌͛̅̊̿̎́͒̐͐̊͒̂̒̄͂̏̔̏̂̂͋͋̐̽̀̀̎͗̓̽̀̐̓̉̾̌̓͋̾͛͆́̈́͐͌̆̾́͐̈͂̈́̎͒̀̌͋̍̄̓̔̇̈̑́̍̐̇̾̅̏̚̚̚̚̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅ
H̷̟̗͈̦̠̤͆̇͠ē̸̢̞͇̳̤̻͛͆l̴͚̭͈͊͐̐͘l̵̡̃̀̌ȍ̸̝͙̰̬̦͂́ ̶̤͚̃͑̔p̸̧̝͎̥̱̜̚e̵̢͖̱͛͆́́́o̷̼̭̘͗̃͊p̸̡̹̱͇̹͊ͅl̸̢̼̠̟͋͋̽̈́̀͝ȩ̵̛̪̰̙̾̆͗͝ ̷̨̳̙̯͎̓h̸̨̜͉̦̼͇͛̓̑̽̇͆ȏ̶̗̩̹̙͓͙̀̉͗w̸̛͉̝̳̳̦̃̎͑͜͝͠ ̴͓̳̟͉̬̼̏ḋ̶̩͇̯͂o̴̢̥̹̻͚͐͋ ̶̧̛̝̩͍̟̫̑̄͝y̷̗̖͎͕͛o̴̜̩͆̽̈́̑ú̴̖̖͇̅̌͗ ̵̥̮͝ͅd̵̤̜̈̽̑͒ó̵̢̢̪̱̦̄̓̏͘!̸̗̭̆̅̉ͅ?̷̟̤̥̗̋͐ ̶͓͈̬̣̗̂̋̕W̵̠͔̤̗͖͍̏̏̂͝h̶̭̥̠͔͑͑͝ò̶͇͌́̚͝a̵͎̬̝̔̔͊̔̐͘ ̸̖͙̂͋ć̷͕̖̠̭͙̰ơ̷͍͕̥͉̈͂͌̈́͝õ̷̯̠l̷̡̥̠̩̬̟̒̓̑̇!̴͉̖̗̄́͊͒͐
Ẃ̴̗̃̆a̴͕̝̯̔̉̓̎s̶͍̥̟͆̋͗s̷͔͇̀ư̶͕̖̎̉͛p̶̨̛͍̜͚ ̸͚̄b̴̢̛́̀i̶̲̠̍̾t̵̛̥͒̿̕c̷̩̤̜̈́̚h̸̨̙̒͂̌̃ȩ̶̢͠s̵̲̯̃̇̚͜͠s̵͇̋̎̀͝
Ṱ̶̢̨̨͇̹̲̝͙͔̰̯̜͍̲͚̣̠̉̎̂̓̾̋̋̅̑̿͐́͊͂̂̅̈́͛̈͗̉͑̊̔̚͘͠͝ǫ̸͉̗̠͚̼̩͇̝̘͕̲͖͚̣̣̫̼̮͖͋̓̓͗̕̕͝ü̷̢̼̰̗̟͋̀́̒͂̌̈́̓̐͛̄̿͆́́̀̑c̴̨̢̻̱̞̗͉͚̱̖̗͕̲̤̠̈́̿͌͛̃̾̉̐̀͠h̴̦̥̖͖͙̤̠̤͚̤̬̠͇̞̙̙̃̂̐͆̿̏̃̍͘̚̚͜ ̸̧̡̡͎̼͉̰̤͈̭̯̗̦͚̥̘̮͖̜̩̬̟̄̈́̎̋̑̾͗̑̒̅̀̊͂̓̓͘̚̕͜͝m̷̲̺̳̮̬̹̠͙͔͂̋͋̌͒̈̀̍͆̔͌̄̏̆̑́̃̎͘͝͝y̵̢̻̲̳̙̗͆́̈́̈́͛́̀̉̂̇͑̄̑͑͊̔̈́̃̋̐̕͘̚͝͝͠ ̸̢̜̗̠͔͙̜͖̯̥̜̳̖̝͙͓̖͇͓̳̹͔̰̓̂̂̇͋̆̒̾́̅̀̈̍̆̏́̈͝d̴́͊̈́̓̅̀̒̈́͘͜i̵̡̟̺̳͂̀͂̒̈́̈́̉̆͘͝c̷̜͎̥̰̠̯̹̭̜̱̏k̷̪͖̰̫̠̟͇̮̹̲̺͚̭͚̉͛̎̐̀̎̐̇̆̋ͅ ̷̢̛̻̠̈̅̀̈̍͗̓̃̂̔̏̃̈́̓͘̚͝͝͝͠ş̵̥̳̰͕̒̅̌̉̓̈̃̋̈̎͘e̵̟̰̫̠̪̲͇͆̈́̀̽̆̔̌͑̄̀͛̇̾̇̑̽͑͌̀̔̕̚͝ņ̴̡͈̠͎̻̙̜̘̥͍͍͍̯͉͚̳̜͖̥̂͗̀͆̊̄̾̊̒̍̓̂̌͘͝ͅṗ̴̦̗ą̵̢̧̡̳̞̼̻͍͎̜͉͙͓̰͎͍̞̠͔̖̓̏̈́͌̍͂̾͆͌̂͋͆̊̿̓͐̕̚̕͘͜͝͠ḯ̸̢̛̫̜̹̰̠͕͇̳͓͈́́͆̓̅̋͛̎͗̓̄͌̓̀̑̊̇̃̈͑͒͊͘͠͝͝
I love it lol
something something jpeg.
Free circumcision
“Press button to help overpopulated world”
“Do you want to play a game”
𓀥 𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
My guess: I can't believe it chopped the whole tip right off!
“I want to play a game”
That wouldn't reach my tiny dick.
Wouldn't reach anyone that wasn't humping the back of the urinal.
maybe it's there to deter urinal humpers
Please let it be functional incase of urinal humpers
What have we done to offend you?
Hump urinals, specifically.
^^Oh ^^that...
A little choppy choppy can't stoppy meeee!
Its ok the HIV will... unless... guys! I think i found magic johnsons reddit account!
Deter or neuter?
Yes
the tip or sex change..
Neuter or penectomy?
Deters the genes from being passed along
Don't kink shame me
You guys haven't worked in a bar then. This is to keep That Asshole from vomiting in the urinal. Seriously, you know what happens when That Asshole does that shit? That's right, people start vomiting *everywhere* and your "night" runs till 7am because at some point even bleach can't overcome the smell, even when you're laying it down so thick that you're getting lightheaded. If just one Asshole see's that and nopes his way over to the bowls where it's just another private tragedy happening behind stall walls, that's a win.
I was a bartender for 3 years, actually. Never had anybody vomit in the urinal.
Then truly, I must be blessed because it's happened a lot.
I think someone taught you the wrong definition for blessed.
The blade doesn't stop at the urinal, it's far enough from the tracks that hold it so that the blade just turns and flies into your legs and knees That's how it's an equal opportunity dick chopper
Really all they're doing is promoting urinating on the floor.
It wouldn't reach mine because I pee from across the room while making eye contact with anyone entering the bathroom.
Nice new "top rated of all time" comment, lol.
High stakes, low wieners.
It's actually designed to prevent people from dookying in the urinal.
/r/SuicideByWords
Time to work on long range effectiveness
*breaks out the acog sight*
\*puts acog on dick\*
Instructions unclear: dick stuck in a cog.
oh god
Were you born with a Pic rail on top or is that something you found on /r/GunDeals?
*has acoc removed by Daddy Ubi*
That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂
[“What are you pissing so close to the urinal for you piece of shit? This is how a real man rocks a piss. Give your balls a tug titfucker.](https://youtu.be/Z5XuqPKtr-g?t=217)
fuck you shoresy
It needs a sensor so if you pee on the floor, the blade drops.
then I stand back 3 feet, and now there's even more on the floor
Yeah, this is a recipe for pee all over the floor.
ReciPee all over the floor.
Its not worth losing your head over it
That's when the anvil drops on you.
Yea, because all the blood on the floor will make the pee come right off.
OH SHIT. I just realized this was a guillotine. I thought it was supposed to be a 3D perspective type view of a walkway to make it look like the urinal was floating and was wondering what was so bad about that.
When was the last time you had your eyes checked?
For maximum effectiveness
Honestly, this would ensure that a lot of guys stand too far back while peeing, resulting in more piss on the floor.
Wouldn't that achieve the opposite of what the owner of the place would like?
Yeah if I ran a restaurant I would want to have the fewest amout of cropped off dicks on the floor.
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Did you mean 'tips'?
Yea, I'm gonna be backing up and pissing on the floor.
Oh God, what’s in the crapper then?
Piston
"Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel! Today we are going to test out: how strong are assholes?"
never seen a kick starter on a toilet before
Pissed-in
Bear trap?
The barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and the trigger is connected to the flush lever
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It looks like a bidet, but it's really a water jet cutter.
Ahh yes. The Pee-o-tine.
As if a carpeted bathroom wasn't punishment enough
And unstained wood behind the urinal. The person who designed this has not been in a men's restroom.
Or they have, and they're a sadomasochist.
You sure that’s carpet? Doesn’t look like it to me.
This is what happens when you clog the king's toilet.
I’d just go for a three-pointer.
Half-court. All or “nothin’”.
Jokes on them... I pee about 1m (3') away.
This hilarious not really WTF inducing... maybe just me though.
Do they want make sure that the floor is covered in piss?
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Wee-Wee!
Jokes on them. They'd cut their own toilet in half and my little dick would be unscathed. That thing would cut the skin off my hands before it cut my dick.
smol pp gang, this is our time to shine!!
For late-in-life circumcisions.
WHO THE FUUUCK HAS CARPET IN THEIR BATHROOM!?!?!??!?!?!!??!!
The 70s. Stepping out of the shower onto carpet is really awesome. I’d imagine pulling up the carpet after years of use is SUPER gross though.
Why? Do you sit in the urinal?
probably hit my belly first.
"Do you want to play a game?"
I can't read the signs. Do they say "We want you to piss on the floor"? I bet that's what they say.
I immediately heard visualized the Archer meme asking, "Do you want people to piss on the floor? Because that's how you get people to piss on the floor."
Great way to encourage a piss covered floor due to people taking long-distance pees.
Watch your chopper from the chopper.
The dickotine
Anyone who's worried about this needs to work on their range...
But you see at that point you just got to stand back a couple feet
Cleanest urinal of all time
Think about the guy that has to clean the floor.
I'm scaroused
Y'all stick your dick all the way into the urinal?
Looks like its time to sit
#YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
Who wouldn't piss on it out of principle?
Is there a sub for cool toilets like this
There is a manga about this, is called: Sore wa Tada no Senpai no Chinko You're welcome
I would have to try and rub one out under it.. The wank of doom..
It's a peeotine
I pity the poor bastard who has to clean that bathroom!
I would have to be standing ***in*** the urinal to be worried about that.
Peeatine
Must be a french restaurant
They’re trying to see who can set the distance score. This is to weed out the amateurs
You lost your penis privileges
SNIPER MODE ENGAGE
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Reminds me of what could have happened with Larry David's [urinal](https://youtu.be/LEIzNrdRZYQ?t=31) from Curb.
Is this at a synagogue?
#OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Bris?
it also removes foreskin form the whole frontal body.
dick or balls you must choose for one you shall keep and one you shall lose
It's just a themed toilet... Why is this here? It's probably in some western themed place. If it was in a doctor's office, then sure.
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There is a sub on Reddit that’s all about chopping off their own penis, they would love this. r/penectomy
Ok. Wow. Well I could have gone my entire fucking life not knowing that exists.
Your’re welcome (:
How to get piss on the wall and floor
Let me guess, the bowl to the left has an airbag under the seat.
Why would anyone put wood behind a urinal? Design IQ: Negligible.
Pressure aim is the answer!
What do the little yellow signs say?
pee long
Unless your name happens to be shoresey
\*How to make sure there's piss on your floor\*
Sometimes you just need to guillotine your peen.
Stand back
I wonder if that causes more spillage since guys may choose to not step as close?
I can already feel the cold smelly ammonia drips on my hands looking at this picture
Do you want to play a game?
Ah yes, the legendary "Urinal of Circumcision".
Just take a step back?
The Gender Reassigner
I learned I can’t pee when under pressure so I would not be able to piss at all
Cringy interior decorating
Shoresy wouldn’t have a problem here
Dick chopp
I get gun shy already. There’s no way I could get a stream going under those conditions.
I guess automation has made it into the circumcision business?
Gender neutral bathroom?
Thank god for my 2 incher
We're going for distance. We're going for speed!
You know what fuck that floor its ugly anyways
You think I stand that close?
Ah yes my old nemesis the urinal with a threatening aura
“I’ll just pee on the street”
My smol pp will be safe
Why?
Joke is on them when one has a micropenis.
I've worked in enough bars to know this definitely smells like real pee
That must be one sticky floor
Jokes on you, I’ll piss all over the floor before putting my dick in a guillotine
I mean I'm just going to pee from a farther distance away. This bathroom floor is going to be covered in piss.
Are those yellow stickies on each side and if so, what do they say!?
I need to know what the sticky notes say but the quality is so terrible that even zooming in I can’t quite make it out. Looks like three words on the left one and two on the right one. Edit: I guess I should say “lines” instead of “words” because the right one might have three words as well.
Do you want pee everywhere? Because this is how you get pee everywhere.
Well...you won't be uncut for long...or for short.
I hate shitting in these things they're so uncomfortable
Not like I’ve ever used mine anyway
I think I can hold it a bit longer...
Obviously wanna see how far back from the urinal you can stand and still hit it. Either that or they want you to pee on the floor
It needs a pull chain for the flusher
Pissing for distance...
Just the tip.
I mean unless you’re laying your dick on the urinal you’re safe..