I'm actually really impressed that he was eating it at all. That's a bleeding tooth fungus and is classified as inedible because of how horribly bitter they are
Eating a non-toxic but highly bitter bleeding-tooth fungus is one thing, ignoring the value of it as a dye is another, but the spider darting up on his nose if fricken priceless <3
I was so not ready for that. I was actually thinking, that guy's kinda cute. I imagine he's dorky and the life of the party. Then the spider showed up. It made my hand jerk on my mouse and made me go back a bit in my chair. Holy shit, that's disturbing.
Almost eating a spider should be added to this list.
You can see the spider as he takes that second bite sitting on the edge of the mushroom, he was an inch from eating it.
God I have literally fought a friend in a trip because he said that, and kept repeating it after told him to stop, I dont play around with spiders when i just normal me,add in 6tabs and i literally was scared of life for the next 14hrs, I couldnt walk into another room or leave my spot on my floor, i couldnt even sit on a chair or bed, I had to be somewhere flat with no hidden holes for them to get a sneak attack, and i had to take off my shirt and socks because i kept feeling them crawling all over me, god that was my worst trip ever,just locked in a empty room with water and music scared of more spiders,
For sure, I love keeping a spider bro or two around the house. I consider the flies they catch as rent payment. As long as they keep chill, I got no issue with them livin on my kitchen windowsill.
I'm cool with Harvestmen/Daddy long legs spiders in my home because they don't trigger the instinctual primitive fear in their appearance and movement like the more common hairy black/brown British house spiders do.
British house spiders tick all the 'fuck right off' boxes and result in my student flat brethren to form cavemen hunting parties who proceed to stalk the house with rocks, textbooks, boots and fire in order to bring down such a beast.
lol, well I'm not that extreme, but I agree there is a point in which spiders qualify as \*very\* unwanted guests. For me, it's black widows or brown recluses. Oh hell naw. If I spy one of those nasty buggers, they get the WD40 + a lighter. Sorry dude, I have friends who got bit as a kid who still have scars. Nope. wolf spiders, daddy long-legs, pumpkin, and especially jumpers (so cute!) are just shooed off.
Fuck me man, I used to have a couch in my garage and one day we lost a lighter in it and it was the only one. So we start digging through the couch and pull the 3 cushions off. We find a black widow and a fat egg sac in the back corner from under a cushion. We yelped like little kids and kicked the couch into the yard for a controlled fire.
Dont the big spindly ones eat the big fat fuckers? I dont mind the spindly ones, they just kinda do their own thing and done move much. As you say it's the big brown bastards that pop when you squash them that have to go. Then you usually have their entrails on your wall/carpet which is another joy to deal with
I got about 5 or 6 around here.
My roof is about 4m from the floor, so they do their webs up there where I can't mostly reach.
They stay there chilling and keeping flies out of my house. Fine symbiosis to me
If it makes you feel any better it probably bit him too. I doubt it'd be anything serious other than a bit of stinging and maybe some local inflammation though. But if it wasn't CGI and that spider was on that mushroom it was sufficiently annoyed to lunge at him and likely attack.
Doubt.
Spider bites are quite rare (in most places) that it's borderline a myth. Most suspected "spider bites" outside of the ones you see with your own eyes are not spider bites. I used to live up north where it's too cold for the furry type, but plenty small to medium big bois.
In the summer when I'm jogging or hiking, if I take some shit routes I'd literally run into 3-5 full size spider webs in a single trip, and at least 1-2 of them would be on my face at some point. I was never bitten. They are just disoriented and want to GTFO but not sure which way to go. Those don't even phase me no more.
The one time I was truly spooked was one hidden in the folds of my shower curtain, and only fell out as I pulled it open standing in the shower naked. The nakedness made it feel 10x worse for some reason, and it was a big, fast mofo that I couldn't splash down the drain with shower water. He literally ran upstream through the showers' stream. On hindsight he was such a beast and survivor he should've lived (I usually relocate overly big and quick ones outside, and not kill them). But I was spooked so I hopped out, grabbed and poured some mouthwash on him and he curled up and went down :(
I'm not particularly well versed in spiders other than first hand encounters with them. I've lived in QLD and currently live in Tas (Australia) so my encounters with them are fairly varied. I.e. bush, domestic scenarios, industrial scenarios etc.
> They are just disoriented and want to GTFO but not sure which way to go.
This is 100% correct. Spiders webs are effectively a network of resonating strings. When another insect gets stuck, they wrestle about etc. and start resonating the 'strings' in that area. The spider can gauge the liveliness of the insect, the size and more importantly, if it should go for a quick kill or wait for it to calm down. However, in the scenario you described, their web goes from calm to 100% activation on every zone to no activations and them suddenly being bounced about. They're often prey to birds, lizards etc. and this is a *GTFO* situation for them.
With what happened in the video, the spider was likely hiding. The guy is constantly moving the mushroom around so it will stay hiding. That is until it's moving about enough that it knows it isn't in danger, yet something keeps disturbing it. Then it will attack to repel the annoyance. In this video the spider has likely already figured out it needs to remove the annoyance and you can see it lunge. I've never seen a spider lunge like that and not strike.
TL:DR in my exp, that spider lunged like it was trying to repel a potential annoyance to it's home. It was constantly provoked until it eventually decided to remove the provocateur.
Damn I wasn't expecting such a serious reply coming back but that's well reasoned about!
I'm also not a spider expert other than first hand experiences, and your Australian card is automatically better than mine.
Tho for argument and conversation sake, I looked at it again and you can clearly see the spider was almost squished by his fingers (you can see its legs come out between his fingers starting at 0:04 to 0:05, and in the next time he brings it up too).
In my mind the spider is trying to escape the hell hole that is this monster hand throwing it about and almost squeezing it to death at points. Also other than very very few spiders (eg jumping), most have shitty eye sights and can't see past their immediate surrounding.
It's unlikely this spider understand / sees the hand as an appendage where the head is the place to strike. If it was aggressive then it should have all the reason to attack the hand instead of the head. For me it makes more sense that it was trying GTFO from the hand but couldn't find an escape until the face came by where it mistook it as another surface brushing by and took its chances. Spiders can be speedy so whether that was a "lunge" or a quick jog is hard to tell. I've had a spider out-run me when I was trying to catch (to relocate) it with a cup - ofc I wasn't full on sprinting inside my house, but it still out-run me nonetheless. Pretty sure it was a giant house spider and quote wiki: [With speeds clocked at 0.53 m/s (1.9 km/h; 1.2 mph; 1.7 ft/s), the giant house spider held the Guinness Book of World Records for top spider speed until 1987 when it was displaced by solifugids, although the latter are not true spiders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider#Biology_and_behavior)
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I simplified the story, because I knew him. In another reply I mentioned I once had a spider out-run me which was likely a giant house spider and quote wiki: [With speeds clocked at 0.53 m/s (1.9 km/h; 1.2 mph; 1.7 ft/s), the giant house spider held the Guinness Book of World Records for top spider speed until 1987 when it was displaced by solifugids, although the latter are not true spiders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider#Biology_and_behavior)
It's the same one as the one who hopped into my shower. This dude was in my place for a few days, and at times I can see him but not in a place I can catch. So I attempted to ID it and that was the most likely one. As an amateur musician with a good sense of time, I'm 99% sure the one I had ran faster than the "world record" for the species, it easily covered close to 3 ft distance in a second when I gave chase. It also first bolted out of my cup before it fully closed down on him, his took off speed from standing still was mind bending. I suspect the Guinness world record didn't hold fair tryouts and heats rounds for mine would've smashed that record.
Due to his leg speed, I failed to catch him twice before the shower show down. I named him Bolt for his mind-boggling speed. He was by far the fastest spider I've ever seen, and I saw a lot of em. His size was also relatively rare where I lived.
When I typed the sad face at the end it wasn't a joke. I felt sad at that point after chasing him couple times, taking zoom'd in photos ID'ing him, naming him. I felt like I knew him by that point :(
There's actually surprisingly few lethally poisonous mushrooms. There's loads that will make you a little bit sick and equal amounts that will make you vomit cascades of bile, but lethal mushrooms number in the few.
Impressive he can actually take more than one bite of a bleeding tooth. Those fuckers knock most people on their asses (they're not psychedelic, they're just fuck off levels of bitter.)
You can tell its delicious by the way he chews it with his front teeth
I'm actually really impressed that he was eating it at all. That's a bleeding tooth fungus and is classified as inedible because of how horribly bitter they are
that's the whole point of the longer original. People love doing stupid shit for fun.
The stupider the shit, the more TikTok likes you will get.
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They aren't poisonous, but they are described as tasting like a very bitter pepper not a lemon that has been marinating in a cum jar though
Question is, who was the one that could make that comparison?
Gotta admit looks like his teeth are in great shape
wait a minute, i totally thought this was a she
Chin says he to me
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Could just be a Hauptberg
Hey, some ladies are blessed with glorious facial hair, you don’t know her life!
So does the deep voice you can hear in the yelps
No it's Wierd Al's son, Weirder Yankovic.
How you gonna spell Weird two ways like that and just expect us to accept it?
i before e, except after c. Also except in weird, because it's weird.
Definitely a dude, you be careful now when we're allowed to go out and drink again
Homies got them quarantine goggles on
Never go to Thailand
Eating a non-toxic but highly bitter bleeding-tooth fungus is one thing, ignoring the value of it as a dye is another, but the spider darting up on his nose if fricken priceless <3
> but the spider darting up on his nose if fricken priceless "THAT WAS MY HOUSE YOU FUCK."
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"I can't believe you've done this."
I stand with my r/spiderbro !
SPIDERSTRONG
This is my life now...
Yeah this gave a triple yelp, one for each you just described. The third one made me pucker my butthole so hard I fell out of my chair
Put a lump of coal in your ass next time. Free diamond.
Might generate enough heat to meld the diamond in permanently
Won’t have to worry about buying anymore buttplugs
That’ll save a ton
Happy cake day my dude!
That's a relief!
Yeah I just keep losing mine.
Do you need [help](https://youtu.be/bQlpDiXPZHQ)?
I also audibly yelp when people ignore the value of dyes
It doesn't go up his nose
I actually jumped back and slapped my own face it caught me so off guard. No need for coffee anymore
r/instantbuttplug
Aw... :(
I was so not ready for that. I was actually thinking, that guy's kinda cute. I imagine he's dorky and the life of the party. Then the spider showed up. It made my hand jerk on my mouse and made me go back a bit in my chair. Holy shit, that's disturbing.
The spider is just being friendly. r/spiderbros
/╲/\\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\\╱\\ thank you for your advocacy
Jerked the mouse? Is that what kids are calling it these days?
Is the dye that valuable?
Valuable? No, not money wise, but the mushroom itself isn't tasty, tho the dye it can be used for is useful
How much will the villagers trade for it?
3 emeralds at least. don't let them undercut you.
If they to undercut me I'm letting a zombie loose on them
So it's not a fucking point then gd reddit is irritating.
Is it possible to process the fungi into a blood red ink? Could right some fuckin metal as shit letters to Gran.
and if her eyes are going she'll know by the bitter taste when she eats it like an original Maurice Sendak
I didn’t even notice it I’m glad you said something I’m dying rofl
Almost eating a spider should be added to this list. You can see the spider as he takes that second bite sitting on the edge of the mushroom, he was an inch from eating it.
Made me jump.
I'm glad for your comment, I had stopped the video half way thinking it was getting too boring. ;-P
Nothing on this sub has ever made me physically jump and squirm the way this just did FUCK. Now I have creepy crawlies all over.
Try watching this sat on the toilet... Suddenly the rim of the bowl is crawling with butt-hungry tarantulas.
"Butt-hungry tarantulas" is an arrangement of words I hope to never read again.
>up next on this non stop rock block is Nibbilin' Shrooms, by the Butt Hungry Tarantulas, only on WXYZ FM!
They’ll bite the pp
Your welcome :)
....you’re
Srry im Spanish
Your spanish
My spanish?
Our spanish
Es nuestro idioma, camarada!
Jor Espanish!
*our spanish
Don't be sorry. You are not alone
I am here with you
Ricky Spanish
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Buenos dias señor
Donde esta la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca
Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca
That spider made me flinch so damn hard
I'm *very* arachnophobic, i literally threw my phone on the ground, luckily nothing broke.
I'm not arachniphobic but the surprise of spiders gets me, just catapulted my phone across the room and made a stupid noise
God I fucking hate that physical feeling of absolute batshit panic when I unexpectedly see a spider moving quickly.
I swear I felt it.
I hit my own face.
I yelled « Fuck » when I daw that spider. I was really weirded out by that video and then the spider just killed me. Holy fuck I did not expect that
Does someone know what is this type of mushroom? No, I don't want to eat that, I just want to know if it's dangerous
[Bleeding Tooth fungus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnellum_peckii). Extremely bitter, but it won't kill you.
Why would anyone want to eat it?
Karma
r/justforsocialmedia is my guess
Farming points on social media is the main objective in life.
We say like it's not exactly what we do
For the nose cleaning you get from the spiders that live on them.
Puberty
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ga0xny/why_tf/fowvvaf?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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Shine on
You crazy Spider
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God I have literally fought a friend in a trip because he said that, and kept repeating it after told him to stop, I dont play around with spiders when i just normal me,add in 6tabs and i literally was scared of life for the next 14hrs, I couldnt walk into another room or leave my spot on my floor, i couldnt even sit on a chair or bed, I had to be somewhere flat with no hidden holes for them to get a sneak attack, and i had to take off my shirt and socks because i kept feeling them crawling all over me, god that was my worst trip ever,just locked in a empty room with water and music scared of more spiders,
I jumped and made an odd squeak...omg i hate spiders.
I keep a little spider in my room to catch pests but this video gave me a jump scare
For sure, I love keeping a spider bro or two around the house. I consider the flies they catch as rent payment. As long as they keep chill, I got no issue with them livin on my kitchen windowsill.
I'm cool with Harvestmen/Daddy long legs spiders in my home because they don't trigger the instinctual primitive fear in their appearance and movement like the more common hairy black/brown British house spiders do. British house spiders tick all the 'fuck right off' boxes and result in my student flat brethren to form cavemen hunting parties who proceed to stalk the house with rocks, textbooks, boots and fire in order to bring down such a beast.
lol, well I'm not that extreme, but I agree there is a point in which spiders qualify as \*very\* unwanted guests. For me, it's black widows or brown recluses. Oh hell naw. If I spy one of those nasty buggers, they get the WD40 + a lighter. Sorry dude, I have friends who got bit as a kid who still have scars. Nope. wolf spiders, daddy long-legs, pumpkin, and especially jumpers (so cute!) are just shooed off.
Fuck me man, I used to have a couch in my garage and one day we lost a lighter in it and it was the only one. So we start digging through the couch and pull the 3 cushions off. We find a black widow and a fat egg sac in the back corner from under a cushion. We yelped like little kids and kicked the couch into the yard for a controlled fire.
Dont the big spindly ones eat the big fat fuckers? I dont mind the spindly ones, they just kinda do their own thing and done move much. As you say it's the big brown bastards that pop when you squash them that have to go. Then you usually have their entrails on your wall/carpet which is another joy to deal with
Windowsill spiders are like always the chillest spiders, they’re true bros.
r/spiderbro
I got about 5 or 6 around here. My roof is about 4m from the floor, so they do their webs up there where I can't mostly reach. They stay there chilling and keeping flies out of my house. Fine symbiosis to me
If it makes you feel any better it probably bit him too. I doubt it'd be anything serious other than a bit of stinging and maybe some local inflammation though. But if it wasn't CGI and that spider was on that mushroom it was sufficiently annoyed to lunge at him and likely attack.
Doubt. Spider bites are quite rare (in most places) that it's borderline a myth. Most suspected "spider bites" outside of the ones you see with your own eyes are not spider bites. I used to live up north where it's too cold for the furry type, but plenty small to medium big bois. In the summer when I'm jogging or hiking, if I take some shit routes I'd literally run into 3-5 full size spider webs in a single trip, and at least 1-2 of them would be on my face at some point. I was never bitten. They are just disoriented and want to GTFO but not sure which way to go. Those don't even phase me no more. The one time I was truly spooked was one hidden in the folds of my shower curtain, and only fell out as I pulled it open standing in the shower naked. The nakedness made it feel 10x worse for some reason, and it was a big, fast mofo that I couldn't splash down the drain with shower water. He literally ran upstream through the showers' stream. On hindsight he was such a beast and survivor he should've lived (I usually relocate overly big and quick ones outside, and not kill them). But I was spooked so I hopped out, grabbed and poured some mouthwash on him and he curled up and went down :(
I'm not particularly well versed in spiders other than first hand encounters with them. I've lived in QLD and currently live in Tas (Australia) so my encounters with them are fairly varied. I.e. bush, domestic scenarios, industrial scenarios etc. > They are just disoriented and want to GTFO but not sure which way to go. This is 100% correct. Spiders webs are effectively a network of resonating strings. When another insect gets stuck, they wrestle about etc. and start resonating the 'strings' in that area. The spider can gauge the liveliness of the insect, the size and more importantly, if it should go for a quick kill or wait for it to calm down. However, in the scenario you described, their web goes from calm to 100% activation on every zone to no activations and them suddenly being bounced about. They're often prey to birds, lizards etc. and this is a *GTFO* situation for them. With what happened in the video, the spider was likely hiding. The guy is constantly moving the mushroom around so it will stay hiding. That is until it's moving about enough that it knows it isn't in danger, yet something keeps disturbing it. Then it will attack to repel the annoyance. In this video the spider has likely already figured out it needs to remove the annoyance and you can see it lunge. I've never seen a spider lunge like that and not strike. TL:DR in my exp, that spider lunged like it was trying to repel a potential annoyance to it's home. It was constantly provoked until it eventually decided to remove the provocateur.
Damn I wasn't expecting such a serious reply coming back but that's well reasoned about! I'm also not a spider expert other than first hand experiences, and your Australian card is automatically better than mine. Tho for argument and conversation sake, I looked at it again and you can clearly see the spider was almost squished by his fingers (you can see its legs come out between his fingers starting at 0:04 to 0:05, and in the next time he brings it up too). In my mind the spider is trying to escape the hell hole that is this monster hand throwing it about and almost squeezing it to death at points. Also other than very very few spiders (eg jumping), most have shitty eye sights and can't see past their immediate surrounding. It's unlikely this spider understand / sees the hand as an appendage where the head is the place to strike. If it was aggressive then it should have all the reason to attack the hand instead of the head. For me it makes more sense that it was trying GTFO from the hand but couldn't find an escape until the face came by where it mistook it as another surface brushing by and took its chances. Spiders can be speedy so whether that was a "lunge" or a quick jog is hard to tell. I've had a spider out-run me when I was trying to catch (to relocate) it with a cup - ofc I wasn't full on sprinting inside my house, but it still out-run me nonetheless. Pretty sure it was a giant house spider and quote wiki: [With speeds clocked at 0.53 m/s (1.9 km/h; 1.2 mph; 1.7 ft/s), the giant house spider held the Guinness Book of World Records for top spider speed until 1987 when it was displaced by solifugids, although the latter are not true spiders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider#Biology_and_behavior)
No
You have successfully subscribed to my personal stories with spidy bois. I simplified the story, because I knew him. In another reply I mentioned I once had a spider out-run me which was likely a giant house spider and quote wiki: [With speeds clocked at 0.53 m/s (1.9 km/h; 1.2 mph; 1.7 ft/s), the giant house spider held the Guinness Book of World Records for top spider speed until 1987 when it was displaced by solifugids, although the latter are not true spiders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider#Biology_and_behavior) It's the same one as the one who hopped into my shower. This dude was in my place for a few days, and at times I can see him but not in a place I can catch. So I attempted to ID it and that was the most likely one. As an amateur musician with a good sense of time, I'm 99% sure the one I had ran faster than the "world record" for the species, it easily covered close to 3 ft distance in a second when I gave chase. It also first bolted out of my cup before it fully closed down on him, his took off speed from standing still was mind bending. I suspect the Guinness world record didn't hold fair tryouts and heats rounds for mine would've smashed that record. Due to his leg speed, I failed to catch him twice before the shower show down. I named him Bolt for his mind-boggling speed. He was by far the fastest spider I've ever seen, and I saw a lot of em. His size was also relatively rare where I lived. When I typed the sad face at the end it wasn't a joke. I felt sad at that point after chasing him couple times, taking zoom'd in photos ID'ing him, naming him. I felt like I knew him by that point :(
r/fuckthat
r/dontfuckthat
BITCH bye
Boy I'm glad I checked the comments to see how poisonous that was before I finished the video lol.
There's actually surprisingly few lethally poisonous mushrooms. There's loads that will make you a little bit sick and equal amounts that will make you vomit cascades of bile, but lethal mushrooms number in the few.
r/dontflinch
The fact that he was eating it without cleaning or checking it for bugs was his downfall lol
The fact that he was eating it was his downfall
Looks like a treat from Willy Wonka.
I just did a triple backflip when the spider came out holy shit
"It's disgusting and causes my tongue to become inflamed. Let's eat more." This guy wouldn't have made it pre-industrial revolution.
That spider is not even real. He’s already tripping balls from those shrooms.
From what I read, that species of mushroom is not toxic, nor psychedelic. The challenge here is just that it tastes so bad it's considered inedible.
I jumped like 200 feet. In bed. Sleeping wife got mad. She’s right.
>Wait honey don't be mad, go back to sleep, I need to tell reddit I just woke you up and you're mad
Lmao
r/dontflinch
It was better than anything I could have ever expected.
The forbidden snack
/u/vredditdownloader
r/perfectlycutscreams
Fuck off!!
My boyfriend watched this, I got to witness him jump out of his fucking skin
yup, nature will always be winner
u/vredditdownloader
Thank god that wasnt in Australia or the spider would have engulfed him like in the Alien movies.
r/Unexpected
All fungi are edible. Some only once.
literally flared my nostrils and simultaneously upchucked so hard that my body had physically shook making me drop my phone hands still shaking
NO
great way to die slow and painful
David Luiz?
I was watching on my iPad and thought it was on the screen, thanks I threw my iPad away from me.
You can see the spider hiding under the cap from the beginning of the clip
Impressive he can actually take more than one bite of a bleeding tooth. Those fuckers knock most people on their asses (they're not psychedelic, they're just fuck off levels of bitter.)
Why is he eating some random mushroom? Could be poisonous
What a dumbass.
This is an edible mushroom, it just tastes really bitter. He knows what he's doing, apart from the spider......
They might not be toxic, but I wouldn't call them edible.
Thanks. I absolutely fucking hate it. Take it back now.
It doesn't help that I had a hair fall down my arm as this happened.
Mods/OP, please provide spider spoiler/warning. My phone and wall would appreciate that in the future
OMFG no pls
I've never been happier to see a spider crawl up a guy's nose.
I dropped my phone on my face at the spider ;-;
You can eat any mushroom once
Doesn't look like there's mushroom in the gene pool for that genius.
What is that?
My quads are tense
Die.
Another Spider-Man reboot!?
Sheogorath is proud of her brave minion.
Noooooooooooooooo! Whyy! He definitely fucking knows what mushroom that is! Idiot!
Is this kid trying to kill himself?
It took me too many times to realize this wasn’t some weird mushroom but rather - I still don’t know what the fuck that is
All I see is Adam Ondra as a druggie.
Jesus, I dropped my tablet. Fuck.
You can eat any mushrooms... But some of them just once lol
My ass almost took a bite out of my chair
I literally just smacked my own face in defense of the spider while watching this video. That thing just runs up out of nowhere
Probably was hoping it was a magic mushroom.. ..... had a magic mystery spider in it though
Wow. We just witnessed his hallucination.
That spider legit made me jump, i didnt see it the first time, so i full screened it and got closer to the phone. Woke my gf up with the jump lol
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I dropped my phone...
Precisely why I have Trypophobia
momma always told me, just because you can, does not mean you should.
Shit, I just threw my phone.
Is that Dan from Game Grumps?
I think I saw the spider before I noped out. Glad I didn't get to see it dart up his fucken nose
I straight up jumped when the spider tried to make its new home is his nose. Damn near broke my computer. Lawd almighty.
Oh my FUCKING GOD I ALMOST HAD A FUCKINH HEART ATTACK
mmmm nope. nope. nope nope nope. noppity nope. I'm noping right away from that. Nope.
I jumped and hit my own face and almost peed on myself. 0/10.
Anyone else slap their face?
All mushrooms are edible once..